You're funny! Jeff
Jeff Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] SanDC, Inc. 623-582-0323 Fax 623-869-0675 Paul McNett wrote: > Jeff Johnson wrote: >> ------ Forwarded Message >> From: alwalsh45 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> Date: Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:45:28 -0000 >> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> Subject: [aztech-work] Sr. Visual FoxPro Developer >> >> The following contract position is open for immediate consideration. >> Please send your resume, in MS Word format, to: > > Strike #1: MS Word format. Why do you care what *format* my resume is > in. If you are going to pick a format, why not PDF or plain text? > > >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:hr%40gouldintelligent.com> . Be sure to >> reference AWMCPHX132 in the >> subject line of your email. >> >> This position is located in Phoenix, AZ. > > Is Phoenix paradise? If so, I need to visit! :) > > >> Background check and drug >> screen will be required. Candidates must be eligible to work for any >> employer in the U.S. > > Strike #2: Drug testing is just wrong on so many levels. What I do on my > personal time is no business to my potential employer. Judge me on my > abilities and past performance. Fire me if I suck. But if I like to burn > one down before watching Battlestar Galactica or Pushing Daisies why > should you care? > > >> Experience: 3+ years > > Only 3 years for a senior position? I've seen my code from being a > 3-year FoxPro veteran, and it isn't pretty! > > >> Job Type: Contract - This position is anticipated to run 3 - 4 months >> full time or 6+ months part time. Please indicate your preferred >> work schedule with your resume. >> >> Job Functions: Seeking a senior Visual FoxPro developer. The >> successful candidate will have extensive experience with requirements >> gathering and documentation, documented design, Visual FoxPro >> development and standardized testing. This job will be performed both >> on (requirements gathering, meetings) and off-site (desk work, >> development). >> >> Job Skills: >> 3+ yrs development experience with Visual FoxPro. >> Necessary software and equipment to work from home. > > Really funny and kind of ironic: the bullet points are showing up in my > email (Thunderbird on Mac) as the Apple Inc. logo. > > >> As I am gainfully self-un-employed and taken as-is and not fit for any >> purpose just like the software I develop, I pass this on to you guys. > > I'd rather do some more bong hits. :) Then again, tell me what the pay > range is and maybe I'd move to paradise for 6 months, and eat some > poppyseed muffins before the interview. > > :) > _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[EMAIL PROTECTED] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
