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As the flags in Canada fly at half-mast to honour the four Canadian
soldiers killed in Afghanistan...it gives us time to think about what
really is going on there! These four soldiers were killed in a terrible
event when a US F-16 thought it was coming under-fire...what was
really happening was the Canadians were involved in midnight training
exercises. It is amazing that with all the technology available to us
that an event like this can still happen today. Incidents of friendly
fire injuries and deaths still continue to happen. It is bad enough that
this war has to take place at all...but when the Americans begin to
kill their Canadian neighbours (albeit by accident) then there is some-
thing seriously wrong! These soldiers were killed doing what they loved
to do...and they were serving their country. But somehow their deaths
seem to have no meaning. In war their will always be deaths...but let
us try to make it so that events like this do not occur again....the families
of our four brave servicemen are dealing with something that no one
should have to experience. Rest in peace boys...you did your country
proud!
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A man and his golf-ignorant girlfriend are driving along in their
car after the couple has come from the golf club. Because of his
movements, the tees in his pocket fall out.
His girlfriend asks, "Harry, what are those things that just fell
out of your pockets?"
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In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's
time for his son, 14 year old Billy Bob, to learn the
facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill
repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor.
Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains
that it's time for his indoctrination to sex."
The madam says, "Bubba you've been such a good customer
over the years, I'm going to see to your son personally."
So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him
upstairs, where she completes his deflowering.
Later, as they are walking downstairs the madam says,
"Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that
you get the full treatment before you leave, I'm going
to give you a manicure too."
Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on
the town's main street.
Billy Bob is acting a little shy, so the madam smiles and
says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?"
"Yes ma'am the boy stammers, "You're the lady that gave
me the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't
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their resumes when seeking Federal employment.
In a majority opinion the court ruled that it is discrimination
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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final
exam after an entire semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor
picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the
board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove
that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious
fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour
attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member
of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group
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A young Jew and an old Jew are riding on a bus in Jerusalem.
The young Jew asks, "Excuse me, sir, what time is it?"
The old Jew doesn't answer.
"Excuse me, sir," the young Jew asks again, "what time is it?"
The old Jew still doesn't answer.
"Sir, forgive me for interrupting you all the time, but I really want
to know what time it is. Why won't you answer me?"
The old Jew says, "Son, the next stop is the last on this route.
I don't know you, so you must be a stranger. If I answer you now,
according to Jewish tradition, I must invite you to my home.
You're handsome and I have a beautiful daughter. You will
both fall in love and you'll want to get married. And tell me,
why would I want a son-in-law who can't even afford a
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���--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------���
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day
two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children... I'll
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I'm a 35 year old woman who is in love with a guy I
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or where he works. He claims that he works for the Federal
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Things you should NEVER say to a cop!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in
Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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"This place is full of fruit." Sam said. "They preserve it
down here for the winter."
"How do you suppose we open the jars?" Asked Shep, a
dalmatian.
"We can't open the jars but we can break them" Answered Sam.
As carefully as they could the began searching for a jar on
a low shelf. Rex found one and using his enormous jaws he
picked up the jar and placed it on the floor. After some
thought he picked it up again, stood on hind legs, and
dropped the jar, shattering the contents on the dusty floor.
The six dogs stood motionless, afraid the farmer had heard
and would soon be down to investigate. They were starving
and wanted eat. But they didn't. Finally, Ralph, the pitbull
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Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel
like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and
nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the
toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year- old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on
a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this
straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So
what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable
bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the
line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier.
In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal.
You risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses."
"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
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A Mexican restaurant in Seattle has been ordered to
change its name from La Viagra Marina.
Viagra maker Pfizer says it's defending a trademark
that is known around the world.
Restaurant owner Salvador Hernandez says the name was
inspired by a Peruvian restaurant called Le Viagra,
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But he also claims his seafood entrees can give diners
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He told the Seattle Post-Intelligencier: "Of course I
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His South Park restaurant has been going for three years.
He says he's agreed to change the name, perhaps to Tapatio,
a common name of residents from the central Mexican state
of Jalisco.
Mr Hernandez says it will cost about $5,000 to rewrite the
menus, order a new sign and make other changes.
Pfizer spokesman Geoff Cook said: "We have to defend our
trademark from infringement such as these, or it becomes
devalued and it's no longer worth anything."
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A Navy officer was shipwrecked and found himself in the hands
of wild cannibals.
"What's your grade?" asked the cannibal chief.
"I'm a commander," the officer replied.
"Good," said the cannibal chief. "Tomorrow you will be
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF."
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People Mag reports (much to the relief of the nation) that Liz Hurley's
medicos managed to locate the incision necessary for her April 4th
Caesarian section just below her Bikini line so as not to ruin her
summer sun fun. (USA Today)
And they camouflaged her stretch marks by tattooing a spider web on her
tummy.
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A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl,
and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her skirt and her panties.
He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?"
She says, "It's me lower mouth."
He says, "What do you mean, 'your lower mouth'?"
She says, "Just what I said, it's me lower mouth.
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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across
the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined,
they decided to go in together to buy a car.
After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the
street between them.
A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest
sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he
hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm
blessing it," the priest replied.
The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the
synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw,
walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of
the exhaust.
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He wanted to have his cock and eat it too.
���--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------���
This Week's Laughing Stalk
by Erik Deckers
The Tooth, and Nothing But The Tooth
Sharks 1, shark experts 0.
Noted shark expert, Dr. Erich Ritter, has said that he has never been
bitten by a shark because he understands shark behavior. Ritter, the
chief scientist for the Global Shark Attack File (part of the Shark
Research Institute), has even said he can keep them away just by
modifying his heart rate.
Of course, you have to wonder about the validity of Ritter's claims
after he was bitten by a 350 pound bull shark on April 10.
According to Marie Levine, executive director of the Shark Research
Institute, Ritter was badly bitten by a shark in the Bahamas.
Upon hearing this, male reporters grimaced and doubled over in
sympathetic pain.
"No, no, the BAHAMAS," Levine said. "That little chain of islands off
the East Coast of Florida."
She then explained how Ritter was bitten in the calf in waist deep water
off Walker's Cay, Bahamas, while being filmed for the Discovery
Channel's Shark Week 2003. Shark Week is an educational series designed
to help non-shark experts (i.e. sane people) understand sharks and shark
behavior. And to scare bratty kids into minding their parents.
"See that shark, Timmy? If you don't stop jumping on the couch, that
shark be in the toilet the next time you're on the potty."
Shark Week shows involve shark experts swimming around with sharks,
facing the very real possibility of being bitten in the Bahamas. Shark
Week is also known as "Dorks Who Swim In The Ocean Because They Have No
Sense of Their Own Mortality."
Ritter had invited the cable network to film his work with bull sharks
(translation: I wanted to get on MTV's "Jackass" show, but it was
canceled). He was working with lemon, black-tip, and bull sharks in
murky, waist-deep water when he was bitten.
"It was a serious injury," said Levine, making humor writers around the
world feel bad for that Bahamas joke. "He's going to be in the hospital
for four or five more weeks."
The shark bit all the way to the bone of his left calf, sending Ritter
into shock. He was flown to St. Mary's Medical Center in West Palm
Beach, where he underwent an arterial graft, and may need a skin graft
later.
Ritter, who is a diving instructor and a professor at the University of
Zurich and Hofstra University in New York, has said in the past that
most sharks will just bump an object in the water, and if the object is
not prey, they'll move on. He also believes that most shark attacks
aren't really attacks, they're accidents.
Spilling a drink is an accident. Running your car into another car is an
accident. Being bitten by a shark is an attack, whether the shark meant
it or not.
But "accident" is what Levine and other experts have been calling this.
In Ritter's case, the bull shark was chasing a remora, and got confused
in the murky water.
"There was food in the water about 15 yards from Erich. A bull shark
closed on the remora but in the low visibility bit Erich instead,"
Levine said.
But Dr. Sam Gruber, a shark expert from the University of Miami (Go
'Canes!), called it "an accident waiting to happen."
"(Ritter's) method is basically to titillate TV cameras," Gruber said in
a Reuters news story. "He wants to impress people that he can control
these sharks and they will never bite him."
Gruber then began giggling uncontrollably and muttering "Heh heh,
titillate, heh heh heh."
Ritter's injury comes on the heels of the media's near-obsession with
shark attacks during 2001. Last year, there was a veritable media
feeding frenzy about shark "accidents," including 8-year-old Jessie
Arbogast who lost an arm to a bull shark in Florida, and Krishna
Thompson, the guy who hired Johnny Cochrane (another shark) to sue Our
Lucaya Beach & Golf Resort after being attacked by a shark while
swimming at the resort's beach.
But despite the international attention, experts say the 76 worldwide
attacks were only an average year.
Oh good, as long as it was only an average year.
Look, modifying one's heart rate and understanding a shark's behavior is
fine, but Ritter isn't Aquaman, and he can't communicate with sharks
through aquatic telepathy. Why is he playing with the stupid things
anyway?
If I wanted to be a shark expert, I would sit inside a steel cage,
placed inside a titanium cage, sitting on a flatbed truck driving
through the middle of Kansas, and watch Shark Week on TV. I wouldn't be
stupid enough to actually get in the water with them!
I may not know much about sharks, but even I'm expert enough to know
better than to get into the water with them.
Now I realize that out of the millions of annual beachgoers, the odds
are slim-to-none that someone is going to be bitten -- excuse me,
"accidented" by a shark. But you greatly increase your chances of being
accidented when you purposely play with sharks like they're some kind of
pointy-toothed puppy. They're not puppies, they're scary!
They're sinister, cold-hearted, cold-blooded, ruthless eating machines
who enjoy an occasional snack on shark experts, and people stupid enough
to swim in the ocean when there are perfectly good swimming pools just a
few hundred yards away.
That's why that music plays whenever they're around.
--
Erik Deckers is in sales and marketing by day, but at night he dons a cape and
mask and. . . well, he doesn't fight crime so much as he just runs around his
house making kung fu noises. He is shy, and doesn't want people to make fun of
him. At other times, he writes a weekly humor column, which can be found at
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