In message <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes > > >The best keyboard/typing one I ever heard was from a friend who works in >the Call Centre for Microsoft. Apparently this story is a legend in there. > >This girl calls up to say she can't get Word 6 (back in Win 3.1 days here) >to work on her 286 /386 or whatever it is. She has put Disk 1 of the set of >6 or 7 in the floppy drive, followed the instructions, but nothing happens >- everytime she enters "INSTALL" from the A:> prompt, she gets "bad command >or file name". > >The Microsoft assistant tries everything, and talks her through the >procedure twice, to no avail, even checks to see if she is inserting the >floppy fully and its the right way up in the drive. Still no joy. > >Eventually, frustrated after an hour long attempt, the Microsoft guy says >" are you absolutely sure you're typing INSTALL?" > >To which the girl replies " Well, yeah - except my N key is broken, so I'm >using M instead - does that matter?" > >Amazing how stupid some people can be....... > >BTW, I have loads more of these if anybodys interested!!
I guess you have the 'classic' call centre one, where after endless help from the assistant, the punch line is - 'Sir, do you have the computer plugged in to main power supply ?' -- Malcolm Cadman
