On the Lighter Side... IT'S THE THOUGHT...
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?" "No," said the little boy. "It's a puppy!" RECYCLING She had a wedding to go to and needed a gift. Aha she thought, I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I just never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. She took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith examined the tray carefully, shook his head and said, "Lady this can only be done so many times." OUR EDUCATORS AT WORK I am reminded of the announcement my high school principal once made: "If you cannot hear this announcement, or if you cannot understand what I am saying, please send a message from your classroom to the front office." LIFE'S UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS When they invented the internet, why did they decide to use "www" when every other letter of the alphabet is just one syllable and much easier to say? Why do our parents get so much smarter as we get older? Why is it so important to a Mac user to convince me that his computer is better than mine? Why do we have answers to our friend's problems and not our own? Since all the excitement of a basketball game happens in the last minute, why don't they start the game with a minute left? Why do Sundays fly by and Mondays last forever? What is it about car keys and remote controls that make them so hard to find? lr smiles --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
