On the Lighter Side... MISTAKEN IDENTITY
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The pastor spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not." WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A DOG No one expects you to take a bath every day. If it itches, you can scratch it. There's no such thing as bad food. A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours. If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices. You can lie around all day without worrying about being fired. You don't get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap. You're always excited to see the same people. Having big feet is considered an asset. Puppy love can last. LEXIOGRAMS A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. lr smiles --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
