[JOKES] User-i vsiakakvi
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[JOKES] whitespace programming
Most modern programming languages do not consider white space characters (spaces, tabs and newlines) syntax, ignoring them, as if they weren't there. We consider this to be a gross injustice to these perfectly friendly members of the character set. Should they be ignored, just because they are invisible? Whitespace is a language that seeks to redress the balance. Any non whitespace characters are ignored; only spaces, tabs and newlines are considered syntax. http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/index.php =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] pismo ot klient (pirat)
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[JOKES] Usmivka za vseki :o)
http://www-aius.u-strasbg.fr/~emcho/golub.swf :o)) Boris
[JOKES] Fw: FUN: An American, a Brit and an Iraqi
An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says In the states our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice. The Brit obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says In the British Isles we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Yank and the Brit. He says In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Otrkijte ia vie! Az otivam da gledam animatsionni filmi :))
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[JOKES] The Definition of Heart ...
S pozdrav za vsi4ki vljubeni :-) po slu4aj Sveti Valentin utre | Tihomir Dolapchiev - Software Engineer | GEMATRONIK Gmbh - Weather Radar Systems | 41429 Neuss Germany | tel: +49 2137 782 218 | fax: +49 2137 782 11 | mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] | mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.Gematronik.com ...attachment: heart.gif
[JOKES] Hit the pinguin
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[JOKES] trabant
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[JOKES] monthly reminder
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[JOKES] ...
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[JOKES] are you getting enough?
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[JOKES] MTel looks for a QA :-)
http://e-bane.net/modules.php?name=Newsfile=articlesid=863 At least they should be looking for it ;-)
[JOKES] how 2 impress ...
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN * * * * * Compliment her, respect her, honour her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her die for her * * * * * HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked Bring food
[JOKES] super oferta za mouse. Molq za VNIMANIE!!!!!!!
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[JOKES] why I lost my job today...
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[JOKES] Jeni ... dale4e ot programistite ...
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[JOKES] only 1 glass funky chicken
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[JOKES] FYI: Za nejelaeshtite da praznuvat dnes maje
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[JOKES] A TEST OF YOUR MORALITY AND ETHICS
With all your honour and dignity - what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thinking... By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, but yet spontaneous. Please scroll down s l o w l y - this is important for the test to work correctly. You're in Florida... In Miami, to be exact...There is a huge chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the floods. There are huge masses of water all around you You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water masses... Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly you see a man steering a big van... He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move close.. Somehow the man looks familiar and important... Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever... You have two options: 1. You can save him 2. or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo... A photo displaying the death of a very powerful man... And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer) Will you make the photo black and white or colour? MSN Search, for accurate results! click here
[JOKES] Nahn beer adv
http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/nahn-bomb.mpg http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/nahn-bounce.mpg Edna bira za tozi, kojto znae kakwa e muzikata w klipcheto - izpylnitel/pesen :-)
[JOKES] otkriite dali ste se zapatili kam ADA
http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/HellTest.swf 145 - ? - jobs.GBG.bg
[JOKES] In da ocean
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[JOKES] MJ's dream
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[JOKES] imena na sela
http://e-bane.net/modules.php?name=Newsfile=articlesid=852
[JOKES] comp. games
http://www.segabg.com/28012004/p0080004.asp
[JOKES] cykajte po konchetata:)
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.html
[JOKES] Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2004 15:07:05 +0200
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[JOKES] 3 types of lies
There are 3 types lies. Lies. Damned Lies. ...and benchmarks.
[JOKES] Molete se :-)
http://www.segabg.com/22012004/p0080007.asp
[JOKES] Penguin baseball
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[JOKES] Burger King
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[JOKES] uha
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[JOKES] Social Math
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT. | Tihomir Dolapchiev - Software Engineer| GEMATRONIK Gmbh - Weather Radar Systems| 41429 Neuss Germany| tel: +49 2137 782 218| fax: +49 2137 782 11| mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED]| mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED]| http://www.Gematronik.com
[JOKES] ...her eyes were clear and bright, But she's not the-e-e-e-re... ( ) -
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[JOKES] pile :)
Title: Message http://crass.on.ru/flash/bird.swf Best wishes, Krassi
[JOKES] Mnoo iako :)
http://bgit.net/?id=63298 "Of all the things I've lost, my mind I miss the most ..." (O. O.) Best wishes! S.
[JOKES] excuses
THE TOP 25 THINGS PROGRAMMERS SAY 25. Even though it does not work, how does it feel? 24. There must be a virus in the application software. 23. Somebody must have changed my code. 22. It works, but it's not been tested. 21. It's already there, but it has not been tested. 20. Didn't I fix it already? 19. THIS can't do THAT. 18. I can't test everything! 17. It's just some unlucky coincidence. 16. It will be done in no time at all. 15. Of course, I just have to do these small fixes. 14. I'm almost ready. 13. Oh, it's just a feature. 12. You must have the wrong executable. 11. Yes yes, it will be ready in time. 10. I have not touched that module! 9. There is something wrong in your test data. 8. The user has made an error again. 7. Has the operating system been updated? 6. The machine seems to be broken. 5. How is this possible? 4. Well, the program needs some fixing. 3. It did work yesterday. 2. I've never heard about that. 1. Strange... _ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] prosto da padnesh :)
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[JOKES] New device
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[JOKES] master!!!
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[JOKES] Edna sedmica na sys admin-a
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[JOKES] Action ...
http://www.standartnews.com/stnews/theday/s3943_14.htm "Of all the things I've lost, my mind I miss the most ..." (O. O.) Best wishes! S.
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2003 09:58:17 +0200
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Fw: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2003 12:20:11 +0200
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[JOKES] kasia in a nutshell: Best billboard ever
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[JOKES] ---
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[JOKES] Zadachki - zakachki ;-)
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[JOKES] razni hora ...
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[JOKES] Trance
sigurno vi e omr#znalo ot podobni, no tova si struva po skromnoto mi mnenie:) WebTrance ochevidno v LSD-trance :) , , Original: You with your music forgot the main thing is that in the chest of those out of tuneDeep within the chestbeating quietly That in the chest of those out of tunea heart also beats
[JOKES] po edno za 2te strani ;-)
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[JOKES] Izpit!
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[JOKES] chatterbot classics
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[JOKES] Java poetry ....
http://ijtree.sourceforge.net/apidoc/org/pvv/bcd/instrument/JTree/Instrumenter.html#doDndCompoundAdd(long,%20javax.swing.tree.DefaultMutableTreeNode,%20javax.swing.tree.DefaultMutableTreeNode,%20int) doDndCompoundAddpublic void doDndCompoundAdd(longop_id, javax.swing.tree.DefaultMutableTreeNodeparent, javax.swing.tree.DefaultMutableTreeNodenode, intindex) throws VetoException The purpose and workings of this method are shrouded in the mists of time. It is, however, vital to make drag and drop behave correctly. It will be investigated and documented as time permits. "Of all the things I've lost, my mind I miss the most ..." (O. O.) Best wishes! S.
[JOKES] 'Foot in Mouth' award
Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know - US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfield http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3254852.stm =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] monthly reminder
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[JOKES] dobro utro
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[JOKES] Advanced tech ...
http://www.netinfo.bg/?tid=40oid=416242 "Of all the things I've lost, my mind I miss the most ..." (O. O.) Best wishes! S.
[JOKES] sdelka sas sultana... ;-)
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[JOKES] Women
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[JOKES] FW: You know you are Bulgarian when...
To towa ne e mnogo smeshno... Best wishes, Krassi -Original Message- From: Kiril Sakaliyski Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2003 11:16 PM Subject: You know you are Bulgarian when... Tova ochevidno e pisano ot american-born dete na bulgari :-) You know you are Bulgarian when... Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs...and tells you it's good for you. Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver. Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American. At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests. At least one of your friends' nickname is Sasho. Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to do something he can't do either. You drive a better car than your parents. There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage. There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar. You are 18 years old but your parents still call you by your sibling's or pet's name. You can hear your dad snoring from across the street. Your baba and diado live in your basement. Your dad's sneeze scares you. Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car. Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you every time you get in your car. There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to. Being someone's best man really has no meaning. When you make jokes based on your own tragedy. Your church has a fully loaded bar. You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians. Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast. You started to drink at the age of 12. It takes over 8 years to finish college. You have a Bulgarian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear view mirror. If you're a girl and not married by the age of 20 you are an old maid. You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup. You live with your mom and dad until you are married. Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze. There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina.' When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry. You go to a restaurant and you bring your own drinks. You live for the annual soccer tournament. When your grandma insists that farting is healthy. All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of drafts. When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street. When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other color than burgundy. Everyone is sure you're Greek, Italian or Russian. No one has ever pronounced your name right, and every kid on the block has a different nickname for it. When you can always smell garlic on your parents breath and they insist that is kills bacteria. When your mother yells at you for taking a shower each and every morning with her sarcasm Did you plow the fields today? When no matter how old you are, your parents never say you're right. When you're 6'5 and 150 kg and your parents still think you are too skinny. When you're hungry, and then you go and buy a pack of smokes. When your baba would rather walk 5 miles to the grocery store instead of pay a quarter to take the bus. When you have a chicken running in your back yard. When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is budala. You have a shot of rakiya followed by 4erno kafe and a pack of Marlboro for breakfast. You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never exercised in your life. You always have the latest mobile phone on the market. You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee. Calling someone for a chat at 1 am on a weeknight is normal. When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and they have to shout to be heard. As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they usually scream STOICKOV with a weird accent. When you're married with kids and your mother still insists on cooking for you. When you beg a friend who's going back to Bulgaria to buy you some good cigarettes. When you step on poop and your mom tells you that it's a sign of luck or money. You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on your own, and still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning. Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to cure your 102 F degree fever. When you started going to clubs when you were 14. When you think chalga is good music. When you are never certain whether stay abroad or return to Bulgaria. You know you're Bulgarian when your dad thinks everyone in China has a black belt. When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many times you say you're from Bulgaria. When your parents' friends have no shame in telling you you've gained weight. You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is sniffle and your parents say uh-huh
[JOKES] Atletka...
http://www.standartnews.com/7sport/sports/d3456_3.htm
[JOKES] Dano da ne e joke ...
http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40oid=415685
[JOKES] S cenata na vsi4ko ...
http://netinfo.bg/?tid=40oid=415710
[JOKES] ot malki...
12- : - , ,... , ! : - , . . : ; - , ? : - ! ( ): - ...
[JOKES] firewall
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[JOKES] french bowling
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[JOKES] ot otdel Choveshki resursi
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[JOKES] Inner peace ;-)))
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally foundinner peace. The article read:"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn'tfinished and before coming to work this morning I have finished off abottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, my Prozac,some valium, a small box of chocolates, 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2 canof cider, a large reefer, and some cheese.You have no idea how good I feel :-))
[JOKES] Koledata nablijava :)
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[JOKES] babata s kartofite i lekata karte4nica ne e mit
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[JOKES] downloading the internet
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[JOKES] $20 bill tricks
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[JOKES] Ei taka se pravi svatba
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[JOKES] Edna goliama slivova, molia!
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[JOKES] By Chinese
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[JOKES] download the internet
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[JOKES] What Should I Do If The Internet Goes Down?
http://www.thetoque.net/031118/internetdown.htm
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[JOKES] mydrost :)
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[JOKES] futbolistkite ot Namibia
http://www.news.bg/article.php?cid=31pid=0aid=133129
[JOKES] The Idiot's Guide to Great Britain (welcome Mr. President)
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[JOKES] Black-jokes
http://news.bg/article.php?cid=31pid=0aid=133133
[JOKES] FW: a new job?
A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him, then gave him a test, which was to clean the floor. After that the HR manager said You are engaged, give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. The man replied, I don't have a computer, neither an email. I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And he who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only US$10 in his pocket. The man then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with 60 US$. The man realized that he could survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled and tripled day by day. Shortly later,he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man became one of the biggest food retailers in the U. S. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to get life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and choose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him for his email. The man replied: I don't have an email. The broker replied curiosly, you don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!! The man thought for a while, and replied: an office boy at Microsoft! The moral of this story: 1- Internet is not the solution to your life 2- if you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire 3- if you received this message by email, you are closer to be an officeboy, rather than a millionaire 4- don't think High Tech Job cab earn money P.S.: Do not reply to this email, I am going to sell tomatoes. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Za fanovete na minesweeper
http://www.faeriewarsgame.com/game.html :o)) Boris
[JOKES] 1989 .
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[JOKES] Da vidim koi kolko e pil :o)))
http://www.stiv.tub.dk/ :o))) Boris
[JOKES] optimism
The same doubts were once expressed about the culture of Asia. Those doubts were proven wrong nearly six decades ago US President George W. Bush, comparing scepticism about democratizing Iraq to similar doubts about the Philippines, which successfully became democratic (after a 48-year-long US occupation) source: Newsweek =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Fw: US Army quotes
-- - US Army Quotes Aim towards the enemy. - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket launcher When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - U.S. Army training notice Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet every single bomb always hits the ground. - U.S. Air Force ammunition memo. If the enemy is in range, so are you. - Infantry Journal A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. - Army preventive maintenance publication Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo. - Infantry Journal Tracers work both ways. - U.S. Army Ordnance Corps memo. Five-second fuses only last three seconds. - Infantry Journal Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - Col. David Hackworth If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush. - Infantry Journal No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection. - Joe Gay Any ship can be a minesweeper - at least once. - Anonymous Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. - Unknown Army recruit Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you. - Your buddies If you see a bomb disposal technician running, try to keep up with him. - U.S. Army ordnance manual It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed - U.S. Air Force flight training manual =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Dreamland
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[JOKES] don't worry, be happy...
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[JOKES] Zatwor ****
Title: Message http://www.online.bg/ASP/view.ASP?mode=2media=2artdate=2003/11/10artno=2 Best wishes, Krassi
[JOKES] Games
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[JOKES] goli devojki...
Title: Message . ,... , . : -! -. ,, : ", ". ! Best wishes, Krassi
[JOKES] Po skoro interesna novina
http://www.news.bg/article.php?cid=7pid=0aid=132493
[JOKES] Obshtestweni tyrgowe na mitnicata...
Title: Message Hwarlete edno oko tuka: http://www.adv.government.bg/Trends/catalog.php?list=daid=4750 Osobenno wnimanie obyrnete na slednata zaiawka: 3 65/1995 3500 . chak mi e interesno kwo tolkowa sa natowarili :) Best wishes, Krassi
Re: [JOKES] Obshtestweni tyrgowe na mitnicata...
Title: Message tvamoze bie Cray T3E (toi e s vodno ohlazdane i sigurno tezi gore-dolu tolkova) "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those who strike out afresh, but who attempt to retain a little of the old life, end up torn apart by their own memories. " chak mi e interesno kwo tolkowa sa natowarili :)
[JOKES] Kakvo pihte na obiad? ;o)
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[JOKES] MS rulez
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=827310 Outlook 2003 Stops Responding After a Long Period of Use SYMPTOMSWhen you have the Outlook 2003 program window open for a long time, Microsoft Outlook may stop responding. Also, if you view the Processes tab in the Windows Task Manager dialog box while Outlook 2003 is running, you may see that Outlook is using an unexpectedly large amount of memory. CAUSEThis behavior may occur when both of the following conditions are true: You use Outlook 2003 for a long time without minimizing or closing the Outlook 2003 program window.-and- The amount of random access memory (RAM) is large on your computer. MORE INFORMATIONWhile Outlook 2003 is running, it periodically pages memory in and out of the process address space. When the memory that is free is large, Outlook 2003 is permitted to have more pages in memory. This increases the memory that is being used by Outlook 2003. When you minimize the Outlook 2003 program window, the pages are switched so that the pages that are not required for user interaction are switched out of memory. When you maximize the Outlook 2003 program window again, the pages that are used for user interaction are switched in to memory, and the memory usage begins to increase again. The information in this article applies to: Microsoft Office Outlook 2003 Last Reviewed: 9/15/2003 (1.0) Keywords: kbnofix kbprb KB827310 kbAudEndUser
[JOKES] Nestle to buy Google
http://www.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=03/10/31/2115237Nestl to buy Google Friday, reports surfaced that Microsoft was interested in buying Google. Instead, food giant Nestl announced that its sweetened offer to buy the Internet search engine company has been accepted.Google will complement Nestl's long list of well-known brands, including Perrier water, Stouffer's, LifeSavers, and Nesquick. Nestl says Google will be renamed NesGoogle and have a recipe section added to its main page."We believe that this acquisition will be good for the consumer," says Nestl CEO Peter Brabeck. "Now anyone on the Internet can connect to NesGoogle, which will automatically determine their region and point them to retail outlets for Nestl products."Sources close to the deal disclosed that Google CEO Eric Schmidt was coerced into accepting the deal with Nestl. Mr. Brabeck is alleged to have placed a large bowl of Nestl Crunch Pieces in front of Mr. Schmidt during their discussions, refusing to allow him to eat any until agreeing to the takeover, while promising a free lifetime supply upon completion of the deal.Asked to comment on the deal, Mr. Schmidt had very little to say; his only comment sounded something like "Mm."Nestl CEO Brabeck, asked what Nestl plans to buy next, replied that NescroSoft has a nice ring to it.
