[RollTideFan] Going to hell in a hand basket
SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS! By MARK MILLER ADDING to its reputation as the most sexually liberal nation in the world, Sweden has just legalized looking up ladies' skirts! In a nearly unanimous vote in the Swedish Parliament, the motion was carried 332 to 17. To celebrate the new law, the Parliament's second floor was replaced with a see-through glass floor, and women were invited to stand on the floor, wearing their loosest, widest skirts, with or without underwear. Men were invited to bring their cameras, stand on the floor below and look up. I was fully aroused for the next three weeks, gushes male viewer, Tor Lundgren, 24. The women standing above the men were no less enthusiastic. It was even more exciting than I'd imagined, reveals Christina Schollin, 32. I chose to wear no underwear, and, well, I just felt this electric thrill run through me as the men stared up at me. I may just leave my underwear home from now on. Lutheran minister Gunnar Bjoernstrand, 40, has made peace with the new law. It was just a question of time before it became legalized. And, really, something harmless like this should not be a crime. Sex and the body are beautiful, natural things. When we appreciate and adore the body by looking up ladies' skirts, we are, to a certain degree, giving thanks to the creations of God, who after all made us in His image. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] New affidavits continue to disparage Culpepper
http://www.tidesports.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050706/NEWS/507060339/1011 New affidavits continue to disparage Culpepper By Christopher Walsh Sports Writer July 06, 2005 Email this story. TUSCALOOSA | New affidavits in the $60 million defamation lawsuit field by two former University of Alabama assistant football coaches against the National Collegiate Athletic Association and others further question the integrity and character of recruiting analyst Tom Culpepper. Both Paul Finebaum, a popular radio host in the Southeast, and Bruce Graham, a freelance writer who worked with Culpepper at College Sports Southeast, described numerous unsubstantiated allegations Culpepper made against Alabama and specifically recruiting coordinator Ronnie Cottrell. Finebaum, who was listed as a defendant in the initial lawsuit, recalled 22 allegations by Culpepper -- ranging from Cottrell bought high school players to having a gambling problems that former Alabama booster Logan Young was financing and/or covering -- that were often discussed on his show. This became a regular and frequent topic of conversation on my program from approximately August 2000 until I came to realize that Tom Culpepper had ulterior motives and was making damaging statements with little or no regard to the truth about Ronnie Cottrells involvement with recruiting violations in the Memphis area, the affidavit said. Graham listed 13 allegations that Culpepper made and spread to many SEC and NCAA coaches, and called his behavior psychotic. From my personal knowledge and work experience with Tom Culpepper, I would describe him as an egotistical paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur and a pathological liar, Grahams affidavit read. Tom Culpepper sincerely thinks that he is smarter and better than anyone else. Tom Culpepper has a 'Jekyll Hyde personality and he has regularly threatened physical harm to myself and others. When his temper flares, his eyes water and he begins to enrage. In September of 1999, in the CSSE parking lot, he blocked my car with his vehicle in the parking lot and when I politely asked him to move it, he refused and threatened to beat me up. Graham said Culpepper had threatened to physically harm others in the media as well, including Rodney Orr of TiderInsider, who recorded a conversation between them that has been entered as evidence. Culpeppers attorneys have filed a motion asking the tape declared inadmissible. The affidavits were filed to rebut statements made during a summary judgment hearing in Tuscaloosa County Circuit Court on June 23. A ruling on the motion to dismiss has yet to be made. Meanwhile, Culpeppers attorneys filed a motion Tuesday to force Cottrell to produce documents regarding loans he received from Young. At issue is a $10,000 loan Cottrell was asked about during his deposition. Cottrell responded to a June request for documents, but the defense maintains that the information is incomplete. Judge Steve Wilson has yet to rule on another motion to compel which would force production of a document plaintiffs believe will show that the NCAA is paying Culpeppers legal fees. The jury trial is scheduled to begin Monday. Already the NCAA filed its list of both witnesses and exhibits it may introduce in presenting its case. Among the 33 witnesses, who could provide either live testimony or though a deposition, are numerous NCAA employees including former Committee on Infractions chairman Thomas Yeager, investigator Richard Johanningmeier and former enforcement staff director Mark Jones. Listed from Alabama are director of athletics Mal Moore, associate athletics director and senior woman administrator Marie Robbins, former facility advisor and current COI chairman Gene Marsh, UA attorney Stan Murphy and former assistant football coaches Jeff Rouzie and Dabo Swinney. Others of note include former SEC commissioner Roy Kramer, SEC investigator Bill Sievers, former college football coach John Mackovic, Memphis-based assistant U.S. Attorney Fred Godwin (who prosecuted Young), and journalists Ray Melick and Kevin Scarbinsky. The defense has more than 300 exhibits, everything from interviews and transcripts to newspaper stories and 20 charts to be used as visual aids. Among them are numerous pieces of evidence that were used in the Young criminal case in Memphis, and an interview summary with former Alabama recruit Kenny Smith, who is currently suing Tennessee coach Phillip Fulmer. The plaintiffs contend that Culpepper, Fulmer and others conspired to destroy the Alabama football program by targeting Cottrell and Ivy Williams. On Tuesday, they filed a response to the NCAAs objection regarding the latest attempts to force Fulmer to give a deposition. Reach Christopher Walsh at [EMAIL PROTECTED] or at (205) 722-0196. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http
RE: [RollTideFan] Going to hell in a hand basket
Who! I hope this catches on over here! -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Pat Smoot Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2005 7:55 AM To: rtf@rolltidefan.net Subject: [RollTideFan] Going to hell in a hand basket SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS! By MARK MILLER ADDING to its reputation as the most sexually liberal nation in the world, Sweden has just legalized looking up ladies' skirts! In a nearly unanimous vote in the Swedish Parliament, the motion was carried 332 to 17. To celebrate the new law, the Parliament's second floor was replaced with a see-through glass floor, and women were invited to stand on the floor, wearing their loosest, widest skirts, with or without underwear. Men were invited to bring their cameras, stand on the floor below and look up. I was fully aroused for the next three weeks, gushes male viewer, Tor Lundgren, 24. The women standing above the men were no less enthusiastic. It was even more exciting than I'd imagined, reveals Christina Schollin, 32. I chose to wear no underwear, and, well, I just felt this electric thrill run through me as the men stared up at me. I may just leave my underwear home from now on. Lutheran minister Gunnar Bjoernstrand, 40, has made peace with the new law. It was just a question of time before it became legalized. And, really, something harmless like this should not be a crime. Sex and the body are beautiful, natural things. When we appreciate and adore the body by looking up ladies' skirts, we are, to a certain degree, giving thanks to the creations of God, who after all made us in His image. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Going to hell in a hand basket
That takes the fun out of it Pat Smoot wrote: SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Going to hell in a hand basket
Where's the Link? ;-(|) :-D -Original Message- Pat's moot posted: SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Going to hell in a hand basket
I Googled it looking for a link, and the only site that had this story is The Weekly World News, which is described by Google as satire. So Damn! Alas, it appears to be a hoax, I guess we knew that all along, but there's always hope! -Original Message- From: Devan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2005 9:41 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Going to hell in a hand basket Where's the Link? ;-(|) :-D -Original Message- Pat's moot posted: SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Tide's Forbes misses score
Article published Jul 6, 2005 Tide's Forbes misses score The incoming recruiting class for the University of Alabama football team has sustained its first academic casualty. Defensive end Antonio Forbes (6-4, 265 pounds) from Meadowcreek High School in Norcross, Ga., told Scout.com late Tuesday that he didn't score high enough on the SAT to qualify. He'll likely head to a junior college next season. Alabama over-signed the class, with particular emphasis on the defensive line. Forbes was one of four signees at strong-side defensive end, along with Brandon Fanney (6-5, 260), Bobby Greenwood (6-4, 239) and Travis McCall (6-2, 235). On the weak side, Alabama signed Brandon Deaderick (6-4, 232) and Zach Schreiber (6-2, 220). ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Going to hell in a hand basket
What? You think I make this stoopid shit up? http://tinyurl.com/dhble - Original Message - From: Devan [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2005 8:40 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Going to hell in a hand basket Where's the Link? ;-(|) :-D -Original Message- Pat's moot posted: SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Tide's Forbes misses score
I hope he goes to GMC...they can use the help!!! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Former Alabama booster claims he never bought players
This is a printer friendly version of an article from www.datelinealabama.com Article published Jul 6, 2005 Former Alabama booster claims he never bought players The Associated Press Former Alabama football booster Logan Young denies ever buying a player for the Crimson Tide despite his conviction in federal court for bribing a high school coach to get a top recruit. Young, a Memphis businessman, also told The Birmingham News that allegations by Tennessee coach Phillip Fulmer that he had steered a number of prospects to Alabama in the 1990s were preposterous. Young, 64, was convicted of paying Memphis high school coach Lynn Lang to steer recruit Albert Means to Alabama. Lang testified that Young paid $150,000 to land Means. In June, Young was sentenced to six months in prison and six months home confinement to be served after his release from prison, followed by two years of supervised release. Young, who remains free pending appeal, said he's pleased with the sentence but still maintains his innocence. I didn't do it, but what the jury said I did is all that matters, he told News columnist Kevin Scarbinsky in a story Wednesday. I was tickled pink with the sentence. That's the least it could have been. He also said he is confident he will be healthy enough to get a kidney transplant by the end of August. Alabama cut its ties to Young as an NCAA investigation involving him led to sanctions against the Tide football program. But Young disputed former Alabama assistant coach and player Jeff Rouzie's statement that legendary Tide coach Bear Bryant once warned his coaches to keep their distance from Young. In a column last week, Scarbinsky said Rouzie confirmed that he made the statement to the NCAA in 2001. That's not true. That's a lie, Young said. ... I know Coach Bryant didn't say it. The Memphis businessman said he had a special relationship with Bryant. Young, who did not testify in his criminal trial in Memphis, denied some of the allegations Fulmer made to NCAA investigators and then-Southeastern Conference commissioner Roy Kramer, including claims that Young bought a truck for defensive linemen Michael Myers and a house for defensive lineman Kindal Moorehead or his mother. It makes Fulmer look like a bigger liar than he already is, Young said. He's over the edge. He threw everything on the wall and hoped some of it stuck. Fulmer's attorney, Jeff Hagood, said Wednesday that Fulmer wasn't the only SEC coach who reported wrongdoing in Alabama's recruiting in the Memphis area. He said former Florida coach Steve Spurrier, now at South Carolina, as well as Arkansas coach Houston Nutt, former Mississippi coach David Cutcliffe and a whole bunch of other coaches for a long time said the same thing. I pity Mr. Young and I hope his health improves, Hagood said. But as I recall he had a bunch of fine lawyers and a fine trial judge and a jury of his peers listened for about a week and found him guilty in a couple of hours. And Phillip Fulmer sure didn't testify at his trial. The NCAA's findings against Alabama didn't include many of the allegations lodged by Fulmer, which have come to light in a defamation lawsuit filed by two former Tide assistants in Tuscaloosa against the NCAA and others. That trial is set to begin Monday. --- Information from: Birmingham News Company, ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Tide's Forbes misses score
what he said ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] here come the next one.
http://www.ssd.noaa.gov/PS/TROP/DATA/RT/watl-vis-loop.html You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit. Demosthenes (384 BC - 322 BC), Third Olynthiac ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] TENNESSEE
This sounds about right. Joe You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit. Demosthenes (384 BC - 322 BC), Third Olynthiac GOT TO LOVE TENNESSEEA guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entireestate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it'til she's 14.How do you know when you're staying in a Tennesseehotel?When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak inmysink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of hispickup truck.~Did you hear that they have raised the minimumdrinkingage in Tennessee to 32?It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the highschools.~What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?Documentaries.Where was the toothbrush invented?Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, itwould have been called a teethbrush.~A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies "Bout wut?"~Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee StateLottery?(Come on- this is funny!)The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.~The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. Thelibrary was a total loss too. Both books-poof up inflames andhe hadn't even finished coloring one of them.~A new law was recently passed in Tennesee. When acouplegets divorced, they are STILL cousins.~A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders amudslide.The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain'tfrom'round here are ya?"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do yado in Pennsylvania?""I'm a taxidermist," said the man.The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,"Whatin the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?""The man says,"I mount animals."The bartender stands back and hollers to the wholebar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!" ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites
Offense: David Palmer Shawn Alexander Defense: Fernando Bryant George Teague Special Teams: Lane Bearden (this kid personified Bama's spirit for a season in my book) Favorite Assistant Coach: Joe Kines (if he can do it again this year) Fav Coach Do you really have to ask this one? You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit. Demosthenes (384 BC - 322 BC), Third Olynthiac - Original Message - From: Devonna Snuggs [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Friday, July 01, 2005 8:31 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites Offense: Jay Barker Shaun Alexander Defense: Antonio London Cornelius Bennett Special Teams: Lane Bearden Favorite Asst Coach: Homer Smith Favorite Head Coach: Coach Bryant ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] TENNESSEE
SUCKS ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Fwd: [bamafan] [ADMIN] call for nominationsformoderator place #1
I'll second it. Joe You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit. Demosthenes (384 BC - 322 BC), Third Olynthiac - Original Message - From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Saturday, July 02, 2005 7:41 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Fwd: [bamafan] [ADMIN] call for nominationsformoderator place #1 I will accept this nomination. Seriously. Slef E. - Original Message - From: Bryan Benefield [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: rtf@rolltidefan.net Sent: Friday, July 01, 2005 11:51 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Fwd: [bamafan] [ADMIN] call for nominations formoderator place #1 I nominate Slef E. Slefferson. --- Phil Harbison [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: To: Bamafan [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Phil Harbison [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: Fri, 01 Jul 2005 23:08:34 -0400 Subject: [bamafan] [ADMIN] call for nominations for moderator place #1 CALL FOR NOMINATIONS FOR MODERATOR PLACE #1 In accordance with Article III, Section 6 of the Bamafan constitution, this is a call for nominations for Moderator Place #1. Any member of the list in good standing may be nominated and may submit a nomination. The complete text of the Bamafan constitution is available here: http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/bamafan/files/docs/ Feel free to discuss this on the list. Nominations will be accepted until 00:00 AM EDT July 8, 2005. You may submit nominations to the list or email them directly to me at: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Moderator Place #1 is currently held by Donna Hill. -- Phil Harbison Bamafan List Owner __ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites
Believe it or not Slef said Bill Curry was his favorite. Curry was great wasn't he. Besides there may be a few guys on the list that aren't old enough to remember Coach Bryant. Also, I must admit that until Franphoney pulled the sh!t he did, he was right up there with Bryant and Stallings. I can't believe someone hasn't said that Jim Fuller was their favorite asst. Best offensive line coach ever. Joe Goodson wrote: Fav Coach Do you really have to ask this one? ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites
I have heard through the grapevine that Paul jr had a lot to do with Fran's sudden departure. I don't know how reliable that info is though. Joe You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit. Demosthenes (384 BC - 322 BC), Third Olynthiac - Original Message - From: Rick McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2005 10:09 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites Believe it or not Slef said Bill Curry was his favorite. Curry was great wasn't he. Besides there may be a few guys on the list that aren't old enough to remember Coach Bryant. Also, I must admit that until Franphoney pulled the sh!t he did, he was right up there with Bryant and Stallings. I can't believe someone hasn't said that Jim Fuller was their favorite asst. Best offensive line coach ever. Joe Goodson wrote: Fav Coach Do you really have to ask this one? ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites
MOO! MOO! - Original Message - From: Joe Goodson [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2005 9:51 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites Favorite Assistant Coach: Joe Kines (if he can do it again this year) ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites
That was a sick joke. Slef E. - Original Message - From: Rick McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2005 10:09 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites Believe it or not Slef said Bill Curry was his favorite. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites
Very sick. Just like the Fuller comment in my post. Jeff Todd wrote: That was a sick joke. Slef E. - Original Message - From: Rick McMahan [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2005 10:09 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites Believe it or not Slef said Bill Curry was his favorite. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
