Re: [RollTideFan] Sunday night, Monday night...

2005-04-19 Thread Jeff Todd
WORD!

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Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Sunday night, Monday night...


 Otelco can clean the dangleberries from my yard dog
 and they still won't have made me feel any better
 about them.

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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Sunday night, Monday night...

2005-04-19 Thread Jeff Todd
It's not like I'm bitter, or anything.

Slef E.

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Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Sunday night, Monday 
night...


 Damn if *that* ain't a blast from the past!

 kurt



 From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Date: 2005/04/19 Tue AM 11:40:30 EDT
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 Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Sunday night, Monday 
 night...

 I hope you're not a slave to Otelco.

 JT

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  If you can splice into your neigbors' cable it is.
 
  But I done did my time, don't want to go back.



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Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED!!!!

2005-04-19 Thread Jeff Todd
Everyone else knew Jamie was joking. Hell, I thought you 
knew they'd never let a former Nazi _OUT_ of jail.


Slef E.

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Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 2:00 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED


Jamie,

With all due respect, FUCK YOU!

That was unnecessary.



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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Sunday night, Monday night...

2005-04-19 Thread Jeff Todd
Otelco bought my phone service provider - Hopper 
Telephone, located in Walnut Grove, Alabama. I have no 
other options for land-line phone service. As such, back 
in 1998, and even until this very day,  my only 
local-number access to the Internet was through 
Hopper.net.

After about 1 1/2 years as [EMAIL PROTECTED] some other 
yahoo's and myslef waged war against the retarded 
banafan list boner. At about the same time, I was waging 
a private war with a bull-dyke in Nashville, Tennessee. 
Unbeknownst to myslef at the time, I was getting heavy 
artillery support from a forward position. When the 
smoke cleared, my hopper.net account was permanently 
terminated. A personal call to the dickhead Otelco 
President to plead my case was an exercise in futility. 
In fact, I was told that not only would I NEVER be 
allowed to subscribe to their ISP, I would be lucky if 
they didn't discontinue my phone service altogether.

What's your story?

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 5:18 PM
Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Sunday night, Monday 
night...


 Care to compare histories?

 Actually I'm just curious how you became entangled
 with such a fine company as Otelco.

 Bryan
 --- Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 It's not like I'm bitter, or anything.

 Slef E.

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 Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 10:48 AM
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  Damn if *that* ain't a blast from the past!
 
  kurt
 
 
 
  From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Date: 2005/04/19 Tue AM 11:40:30 EDT
  To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics

  Discussion List
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  Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Sunday night, Monday
  night...
 
  I hope you're not a slave to Otelco.
 
  JT
 
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   If you can splice into your neigbors' cable it
 is.
  
   But I done did my time, don't want to go back.
 
 
 
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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED!!!!

2005-04-19 Thread Jeff Todd
That's got to be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever 
read on ANY list.

JT

- Original Message - 
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Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:01 PM
Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED


  I'd bet there are more kiddie-fuckers on this list
 than in the entire Catholic Church.




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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED!!!!

2005-04-19 Thread Jeff Todd
Javvy,

Ain't there about 1 BILLION of y'all?

Need I say more?

JT

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Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:25 PM
Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED


My point is that priests aren't the only pedophiles. 
They could be anywhere.
Pick on pedophiles in the NFL, a union or even 
government. There are surely more
at any of those places than in the Church.



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 That's got to be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever 
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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED!!!!

2005-04-19 Thread Jeff Todd
You didn't limit your argument to Catholic Priests. You 
said the Church.

JT

- Original Message - 
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Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 7:30 PM
Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED


Slef,

No. There are not 1 billion priests.

Sincerely,

Javvy



 --- Original Message ---
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 18:54:52 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote:
 Javvy,

 Ain't there about 1 BILLION of y'all?

 Need I say more?

 JT

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 RollTideFan -
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 RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 
 6:25 PM
 Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED


 My point is that priests aren't the only pedophiles. 
 They could be
 anywhere.
 Pick on pedophiles in the NFL, a union or even 
 government. There
 are surely more
 at any of those places than in the Church.




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Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED!!!!

2005-04-19 Thread Jeff Todd
Tell Javvy to Wear A Cup!

Slef E.

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Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 10:34 PM
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 Damn Javvy I didn't know that you were so thin 
 skinnedI got that comment from Catholic 
 neighbor
 I guess calling him Pope Bendadick is out of the 
 questionJamie

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 Jamie,

 With all due respect, FUCK YOU!

 That was unnecessary.



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Re: [RollTideFan] =?unknown?q?B=E9isbol_De_S=E1bado?=

2005-04-15 Thread Jeff Todd
Mudo-coja solamente como Jobu no apreciaría las 
habilidades bilingües de nuestros miembros de la lista 
del compañero.

Senor Slef E. Cakes
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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2005 11:29 AM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Béisbol De Sábado


Ya'll quit talking that dayum bricklayer talk.

 -Original Message-
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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]  On
Behalf Of Tim Boozer
Sent: Friday, April 15, 2005 11:25 AM
To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Béisbol De Sábado

Usted me está forzando utilizar mi herramienta de la 
lengua de Google otra
vez.

http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en

El comienzo del juego en 3:00 CDT



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 ¿A qué hora empieza?

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 Hey Pat,

 Look for me on the tube, I'll be in attendance wearing 
 something
 Crimson at
 the Bama-UF stickball game tomorrow. It'll be on Fox 
 SportsNet,
 I'll be sure
 and act a fool so the camera catches me.




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Re: [RollTideFan] deer Scott Rogers

2005-04-15 Thread Jeff Todd
Heh! Ya bunch'a flat-land hillbillies!


Boaz, Alabama, US
County: Marshall County
Location: 34:12:09N 86:09:20W
Population (1990): 6928
Elevation: 1080 feet

Slef E. (The *E* stands for Elevation)



- Original Message - 
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To: rtf rtf@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Friday, April 15, 2005 6:49 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] deer Scott Rogers


 Next time you scoff about your Hazel Green employee 
 peoples claiming harsher winter conditions than you 
 low landers,  consider the following;

 http://www.indo.com/cgi-bin/dist/place2=hazel+green%2C+al/[EMAIL PROTECTED]

 Madison, Alabama, US

County: Madison County
Location: 34:42:10N 86:44:59W
Population (1990): 14904
Elevation: 675 feet

 Hazel Green, Alabama, US

County: Madison County
Location: 34:55:25N 86:34:02W
Population (1990): 2208
Elevation: 790 feet

 Monte Sano it ain't but...

 kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] eye test

2005-04-12 Thread Jeff Todd
Krut broke us from clicking on any 'test' links a long 
time ago.

Slef E.



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Sent: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 8:16 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] eye test


Do yourself a favor and take this simple vision test. 
It's an early test for cataracts. It is simple to do and 
it's fun.
Remember, cataracts know no age boundary; young and old 
can have this preventable eye disease.

When you've finished, send this on to those you care 
about! Just Click on the eye test,

Eye Test






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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] eye test

2005-04-12 Thread Jeff Todd
You gave L.C. a heart attack, though. j/k

Slef E.

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 That frusking Hidden Picture carp liked to scared 
 the hell outta me!  I was just passin' in on.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Two...

2005-04-07 Thread Jeff Todd
Obviously, you can't afford the vehicle you're driving 
if you have to worry about the price of gas.

Don't blame the high cost of gasoline on the POTUS. 
Blame it on wasteful, materialistic bastards like 
yoreslef. You'd have just as many friends if you drove a 
Kia Rio - NONE.

Slef E. (The *E* stands for Economical)

- Original Message - 
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Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2005 8:01 AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Two...


 ..freakin' fifty a dayum gallon for premium.

 Does the US not own 2 of the more oil rich nations in 
 the world??? What the
 hell was this war thingy about again?? Thanks Mr. 
 Bush. Don't worry about us
 little people while you're over there in Rome this 
 week. On the taxpayers
 dime don't forget. I didn't even know the Prez was 
 Catholic.

 Keep this up and the US will finally realize the 
 American Dream: A car in
 every garage.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Two...

2005-04-07 Thread Jeff Todd
Just don't make me have to stand in the rain waiting for 
you to turn the pump on.

Slef E.

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 It's people like you that I laugh at from behind 
 tinted windows.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Bo Jackson denies steroids use

2005-04-07 Thread Jeff Todd
Dumb barner.

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Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2005 8:29 AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Bo Jackson denies steroids use


 I wouldn't know what a steroid looked like if you put 
 it in an enema and shoved it up my nose, 



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[RollTideFan] (Ain't) MOO!

2005-04-05 Thread Jeff Todd
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first 
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign 
attached that said:  This bull mated 50 times last 
year.

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and 
said:  He mated 50 times last year.

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached 
that said:  This bull mated 120 times last year.  

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said:
That's more than twice a week!  You could learn a lot 
from him.

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached 
that said, in capital letters:  This bull mated 365 
times last year.

The wife so excited that her elbow nearly broke her 
husband's ribs, said:  That's once a day.  You could 
REALLY learn something from this one.

The husband looked at her and said: Go over and ask him 
if it was with the same cow. 



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[RollTideFan] They call him 'The next Carnell'

2005-04-01 Thread Jeff Todd
If Attalla-Etowah star Randy Dupree lives up to his 
nickname, he'll be a great college running back.

Around here the fans call me 'The next Carnell', says 
Dupree, referring to former Etowah and Auburn star 
running back Carnell Williams. I don't know about that, 
because Carnell was a great running back. But, 
hopefully, someday my name will be that special around 
here.

Dupree is already pretty special to Etowah. As a junior, 
the 6-0, 200-pounder rushed for 1,500 yards and scored 
15 touchdowns.

I'm a power runner, Dupree says. If the outside is 
open, I'll take it. But I'd just as soon run between the 
tackles. I guess you could kind of compare me to Kenneth 
Darby a little bit.

Dupree is already attracting attention from several 
schools, including Alabama, Auburn, Tennessee, 
Mississippi State and Southern Miss.

Two weeks ago at Alabama's A-Day game, Dupree spoke with 
Bama's coaching staff about the possibility of playing 
for the Crimson Tide.

I spoke with Coach [Dave] Ungerer, Coach [Randy] Ross, 
and with Coach Shula, Dupree says. They haven't 
offered me anything in writing, but I guess you could 
say they offered me verbally.

They said that they've watched my tape and that they 
really liked what they saw. They said that I could play 
at Alabama. They said they need some running backs and 
that I'd be good for them.

Dupree says that he grew up a lifelong Alabama fan. But 
so did that other famous running back from Etowah.

I talked to Carnell about it, and he said he was a big 
Alabama fan but that Auburn just felt like the right 
place for him, Dupree says. I'm an Alabama fan, but 
I'm going to keep everything open. I want to see how the 
running backs at Alabama and Auburn perform this season 
and then see which school is right for me.

Dupree comments on his favorites
Alabama
I like the way they spread their offense out. They run 
a lot of draw plays, which I like. They pass to open up 
the run. I also like Coach Shula. I noticed when I 
talked to him that he puts education first. That means a 
lot to me.

Auburn
I've known Carnell [Williams] a long time. His mother 
is my neighbor, and they've told me all about Auburn. I 
even went down there [to Auburn] a few times with 
Carnell. I was down there last week on a visit and 
really liked it. Even though I'm an offensive player, 
I'm a firm believe that defense wins championships, and 
Coach Tuberville is a defensive coach. I like that.

Mississippi State
Their running backs coach, Freddie Kitchens, is another 
former Etowah player. He's going to be recruiting me. 
He's already told me all about Coach Croom and about 
their offense. Plus, I know that Freddie would treat me 
well.

Southern Mississippi
Believe it or not, Derrick Nix is coaching there now 
and he's also a former Etowah player. Derrick was a 
running back, and he's already told their running backs 
coach that I'm the man for them. His dad comes to all of 
our games and he tells Derrick all about us.

Note: Dupree says that he's been timed at 4.4 in the 40.



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[RollTideFan] QA with Antonio Forbes

2005-04-01 Thread Jeff Todd
One of the Tide's top signees in this year's class is 
defensive lineman Antonio Forbes (6-4, 270) of 
Meadowcreek HS in Norcross, GA. During the course of his 
senior year, Forbes went from a sleeper to one of the 
most highly recruited players in the state of Georgia. 
The Tide won the battle for him against Texas AM, 
Florida State, Ohio State and many other top programs. 
Here's how it happened.
QA with Antonio Forbes
TI: Looking back to last year this time, nobody knew 
about Antonio Forbes. You just all of a sudden emerged 
through the summer camps and especially during your 
senior season.

AF: Yeah, that's because I didn't play as a sophomore or 
as a junior. I wasn't eligible, so nobody knew about me. 
I wasn't serious about playing football until my senior 
year. I was just hanging out and doing whatever I wanted 
to. But I got serious as a senior. I knew that I had to 
do everything I could do in one season to earn myself a 
scholarship. It all started with the camps last summer. 
I went to every camp ready to show them what I could do. 
I thought I performed great at every camp. Then when the 
season started I just got better every week. My 
confidence shot up every game. I could feel that I was 
physically and mentally ready to play. I was leading the 
team in tackles and sacks in almost every game. We were 
losing, but that didn't stop me from playing hard every 
play. I just kept getting better and a lot of schools 
were noticing me.

TI: What was the motivation behind your turnaround?

AF: It all started with my coach, George Pugh. He came 
in and inspired me. He said I had the size and all the 
ability it took to play D1 college football. He was 
filling my head with a lot of positive thoughts. He said 
I could accomplish whatever I wanted to. I always had 
the ability to play, but when Coach Pugh came in, he 
gave me the inspiration and direction I needed.

TI: So by midway last season you went from having no 
scholarship offers to having offers from schools like 
Alabama, Texas AM, Virginia, Michigan, Ohio State and 
Florida State. Did that blow your mind?

AF: Yeah, it really did blow my mind. I mean, all these 
schools were offering me and I couldn't believe it. It 
was just happening so fast. It was happening just like 
Coach Pugh said that it could if I put my mind to it. 
All of a sudden everybody was calling me. Schools were 
offering. And all the other guys wanted to be in my 
shoes.

TI: After you committed to Alabama in January you had 
some second thoughts. In fact, you really didn't make a 
final decision to stick with Alabama until the night 
before signing day. Why the second thoughts?

AF: Some guy from one of the big websites called to do 
an interview with me and he said that Alabama had a lot 
of defensive ends already committed. I didn't know that. 
I realize all the schools tell you that you're their top 
guy, but I wasn't aware that Alabama had so many 
defensive ends committed. At first I kind of got mad 
about it. Not that Alabama lied to me or anything, but I 
was thinking that I really shouldn't go to a place where 
they had so many defensive ends already. But I'm a 
competitor. I knew that no matter where I went that I 
would have to earn my position. I knew I could compete. 
I came close to changing my mind [to Arkansas or 
Virginia], but I never committed to any school other 
than Alabama.

TI: Your high school coach, George Pugh, played at 
Alabama. Was he influential in your decision to sign 
with Alabama?

AF: Coach Pugh told me that no matter which school I 
chose that I couldn't go wrong. He said Alabama was a 
good school and that their coaching staff was very good. 
He said Tuscaloosa was a great town and the fans were 
great. He didn't really influence me, but he did say 
that Alabama wouldn't be a bad place to go.

TI: What is it about you that made you into the Gwinnett 
County Defensive Player of the Year last season?

AF: I believe it is my intensity and my aggressiveness. 
I love hitting and going after the guy across from me. 
To be 270 pounds and run a 4.6 40, there shouldn't be 
anybody that could stop me. I just developed that kind 
of a mindset. I don't believe that anybody can stop me. 
At Alabama's camp last summer, Coach Randolph nicknamed 
me 'Taz' (Tasmanian devil) because, he said, I was so 
wild that nobody could stop me.

TI: You were a defensive tackle in high school. Will you 
play end or tackle at Alabama?

AF: I want to play defensive end. But Alabama is 
bringing in a lot of ends. If I moved to defensive 
tackle or even to tight end that would be fine with me.

TI: Tight end? Has that been mentioned as a possibility?

AF: Someone mentioned it to me. But the coaches keep 
telling me I'll play defensive end. I feel like I'm a 
natural defensive player, but I'd do whatever they 
needed me to do to help the team. Coach Shula says he 
can't afford to redshirt me. He says I can't help them 
on the sidelines and he wants to get me on 

Re: RE: [RollTideFan] Press release

2005-03-31 Thread Jeff Todd
Yeah, I noticed that worthless barner - William G. 
Harrison - signed the petition.

Slef E.

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 However It appears that fskin' aubies and viles 
 have decided to act like their worthless slefs.



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[RollTideFan] Alabama's Winston to enter NBA draft

2005-03-27 Thread Jeff Todd


 http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/3489996 



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[RollTideFan] test

2005-03-27 Thread Jeff Todd
JT 



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Re: [RollTideFan] test

2005-03-27 Thread Jeff Todd
Well, I guess a 5 1/2 hour delay is acceptable.

JT

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 JT


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Re: [RollTideFan] Daniel Moore

2005-03-23 Thread Jeff Todd
That's known as The Reach-Around.

Slef E.

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Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Wednesday, March 23, 2005 8:05 AM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Daniel Moore


 Ironic that the UA just had a big article on DM and 
 his family and his works
 in the Alumni Magazine that was released last 
 week.

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 Sent: Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:26 AM
 Subject: [RollTideFan] Daniel Moore


  Tell me Slef, what's your opinion?

 God help me, but I agree with you.

 Not only is this stupid, it's downright fsckin
 embarrassing. As if we Bama fans haven't had enough
 embarrassment to deal with over the last few years! 
 The
 killin' part is, Bama says they own the rights to the
 colors Crimson and White, and they don't want Moore
 using those colors!

 Slef E. (The *E* stands for Embarrassed)




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Re: [RollTideFan] Daniel Moore

2005-03-23 Thread Jeff Todd
You'll have to get confirmation on that part from an 
actual participant. Jobu would be a good source.

Slef E.

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 And then Bend Over ?



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[RollTideFan] Press release

2005-03-23 Thread Jeff Todd
http://www.newlifeart.com/newsrelease2.htm 



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Re: [RollTideFan] Press release

2005-03-23 Thread Jeff Todd
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

Let the bastard have it.

Slef E.

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To: 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Wednesday, March 23, 2005 10:57 AM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Press release


 Oh my gawdTim, Slef AND I all agree on something.

 Hey, who are those four men on horses and why is it 
 raining fire?

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 Behalf Of Tim Boozer
 Sent: Wednesday, March 23, 2005 10:53 AM
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 Discussion List
 Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Press release

 I think the University needs to get it's head out of 
 it's ass on this one.



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Re: [RollTideFan] A - Day

2005-03-22 Thread Jeff Todd
Oh, there you are. I was hoping someone had taken you 
off life-support.

Slef E.

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To: 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Tuesday, March 22, 2005 6:41 AM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] A - Day


 Look and see if we still have some medicinal-grade 
 Tequila. And don't forget
 the cocoa butter for those first degree burns 
 sustained from lighting the
 grill.

 I never knew it took so much lighter fluid to start a 
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[RollTideFan] Michael Jackson jokes

2005-03-22 Thread Jeff Todd
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A:  Because they aren't his!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael 
Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is  drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a  phone call to 
Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q:  What's the difference between Michael Jackson and 
Casper?
A: One is pale and  scares kids and the other is a 
friendly ghost.

Q: How do we know Michael  is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. Why did Michael  Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2  off.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and 
Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept 
away from small
children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. How do you  know when it's bedtime at the Neverland 
Ranch? A. When the
big hand touches  the little hand.

Q. What's brown and often found in children's 
underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What is blonde, has six  legs, and roams Michael 
Jackson's dreams every
night? A. Hanson.

Q.  What the difference between Michael Jackson and 
acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on  your face until you're about 
fifteen.

Q. Why can you always win a race  with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little  behind.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap  you a 10 for two fives

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect  10?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one  night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah,  okay, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video

Q: What  famous celebrity had the most children over the 
last 10 years?
A: Michael  Jackson

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and 
greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q: What do  Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass  to  kids 



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Re: [RollTideFan] Fw: Blonde Engineer

2005-03-22 Thread Jeff Todd
Do you still wonder why?

Slef E.

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Cc: BAMAFAN List [EMAIL PROTECTED];
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Re: [RollTideFan] DoubleSadNewsDayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)

2005-03-21 Thread Jeff Todd

- Original Message - 
From: Richard Reeves [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:38 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] 
DoubleSadNewsDayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)


 Facts? What facts. I posted a court document on the 
 case and you posted a self serving website.

You posted _ONE_ court document, asswipe. I posted a 
link to website that contained links to at least _100_ 
legal documents pertaining to the same case, dickhead! 
If you'd have spent a few minutes navigating the 
website, you would know that.

 If you care to read the courts findings then you'd see 
 that all is not what it seems!

While you're passing out advice, give yoreslef a big 
serving.

 when you have to get to attacking vulgar comments to 
 TRY and convey your point. Seems quite juvenile.

Idiots make me cuss.

 Your post in regards to the website didn't bother me 
 at all but your vulgar response to my posting of a 
 court document was out of line.

Oh! Now you're offended! Welcome to the real world, 
dipshit.


 Hmmm, from the vulgarity it didn't sit well with you 
 having some REAL FACTS!

How would you know? I cuss when I'm happy, too.


 Thank you for knowing my home and not passing 
 judgement on me?


Ah! The seldom used Fifth Sentence Type - the 
Declarogative! I feel blessed.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day InFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)

2005-03-21 Thread Jeff Todd
MURDER 1

- Original Message - 
From: Bryan Benefield [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Monday, March 21, 2005 9:51 AM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day 
InFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)


 What would you call starving someone to death?



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Re: [RollTideFan] A-Day awards.

2005-03-21 Thread Jeff Todd
Healthsouth Rehab Partners Award - Brodeenie Croyle

- Original Message - 
From: Devan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Sent: Monday, March 21, 2005 2:37 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] A-Day awards.



 SPRING AWARDS:

 Lee Roy Jordan Headhunter Award: Linebacker Freddie 
 Roach
 Jerry Duncan I Like to Practice Award: Defensive End 
 Wallace Gilberry
 Billy Neighbors Most Improved Defensive Lineman Award: 
 Defensive Tackle
 Rudy Griffin
 Bobby Johns Most Improved Defensive Back Award: 
 Defensive Back Simeon
 Castille
 Paul Crane Most Improved Offensive Lineman Award: 
 Offensive Guard
 Antoine Caldwell
 Ray Perkins Most Improved Receiver Award: Wide 
 Receiver DJ Hall
 Johnny Musso Most Improved Offensive Back Award: 
 Fullback Le'Ron McClain

 Sylvester Croom Commitment to Excellence Award: 
 Defensive Back Anthony
 Madison
 Woodrow Lowe Most Improved Linebacker Award: 
 Linebacker Juwan Simpson
 Ozzie Newsome Most Improved Freshman Award: Wide 
 Receiver Ezekial Knight

 Bear Bryant Best Non-Scholarship Award: Middle 
 Linebacker Matt Collins

 Derrick Thomas Community Award: Fullback Tim Castille
 Mal Moore Leadership Award: Linebacker DeMeco Ryans
 Bart Starr Most Improved Quarterback Award: John 
 Parker Wilson
 Dixie Howell Memorial Award: Quarterback John Parker 
 Wilson
 Dwight Stephenson MVP Lineman of the A-Day: Center JB 
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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] A-Day awards.

2005-03-21 Thread Jeff Todd
Coz I love TENNESSEE! GO VOLS!

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Monday, March 21, 2005 7:12 PM
Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] A-Day awards.


 Why do you hate Bama?



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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] A-Day awards.

2005-03-21 Thread Jeff Todd
How about I don't give a fuck? :)

Slef E. (Eloquent  Enlightened)

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To: RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Monday, March 21, 2005 7:54 PM
Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] A-Day awards.


 Again another un- informed response from someone that 
 has failed to
 master the English language and reverts to vulgarities 
 to try and
 prove his point.
 ($1)

 kurt


 From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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 Coz I love TENNESSEE! GO VOLS!

 Slef E.

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  Why do you hate Bama?



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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] A-Day awards.

2005-03-21 Thread Jeff Todd
I just like to make Krut's hair stand on end. Oh, wait 
... never mind!

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Monday, March 21, 2005 7:49 PM
Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] A-Day awards.


 BLASPHEMYYY
 Take it back Sleffie!
 Joe
 Surround yourself with the best people you can find, 
 delegate authority, and don't interfere.
 - Ronald Reagan
 - Original Message - 
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 Sent: Monday, March 21, 2005 7:40 PM
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 Coz I love TENNESSEE! GO VOLS!

 Slef E.

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 Why do you hate Bama?



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Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News DayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)

2005-03-20 Thread Jeff Todd
http://www.terrisfight.org/

- Original Message - 
From: Richard Reeves [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 7:52 PM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News 
DayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)


 Well Tim,

  There are quite a few holes in this essay. 
 This is exactly what I was talking about? There are 
 people spreading things in regards to this case that 
 are half truths or out it out lies. First, it has been 
 proven that he did not have relations with other women 
 until she was in her veg. state. Second, the court 
 experts ruled that her veg state was due to her heart 
 stopping and the lack of oxygen being supplied to her 
 brain. The cases of abuse have been gone through by 
 the courts and have been proven no such abuse has 
 occurred. So, where do we go from here? I can say that 
 most people that I have talked to say that they would 
 not want to be kept alive by these means. I myself am 
 included. Her parents have recently stated that she is 
 being abused and mistreated by hospice. In order for 
 hospice to accept you, you have to be diagnosed as 
 Terminal. These reports have also been found out to 
 be false. I have come to believe that the parents will 
 say and do whatever it takes to keep Terri alive. Even 
 Lie! I feel for both of them but, I have not heard the 
 Husband say one bad thing about her parents. For 15 
 years her parents could have paid for her medical 
 treatment. Have they? No! The citizens of the state of 
 Florida and her Husband have been doing that. I feel 
 for both of them but, I feel that Terri would not want 
 to be kept like she is in her current condition. What 
 is life. She has no brain activity, she doesn't feel 
 pain and now there are propagand being spred through 
 the news she spoke up and didn't want her feeding tube 
 pulled. Please, give me a break. The woman hasn't said 
 it on either of the first 2 attempts the tube was 
 removed. So, why now? Because, here is someone trying 
 to push there own agenda. Let this woman rest in 
 piece! She has been made a political pawn. Period!


 Richard

From: Tim Boozer [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama 
Athletics Discussion ListRTF@rolltidefan.net
To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion ListRTF@rolltidefan.net
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day 
InFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 18:24:24 -0500

Actually Richard, you and Pat appear to be of like 
mind.

I am going to repost an essay that I received off-list 
that seems to take an
objective view of the situation. I have always 
suspected this husband is not
what he is cracked up to be. Now, I suspect it even 
more.  This is long, but
worth the read.

---

Life Through A Tube?

by Techniguy 03-19-2005

For the past week now, the news and talk media have 
been dominated daily,
with one or two exceptions, by one story; the removal 
of Terri Schiavo's
feeding tube. With the information being presented by 
the media, I found
myself at odds with the mainstream Republicans and the 
view of the
Conservatives who have taken this issue all the way to 
the Superior count
and the President of the United States. I have always 
believed that it's
just wrong to keep someone alive with artificial means 
when their time has
come to go whether it's by natural causes or 
artificial. I still believe
that but there were questions in the Schiavo case that 
needed answering.

The media turned this into a circus of ideological and 
moral issues with
views from both sides of the question, but really 
hadn't given us enough
information to understand what is really going on. All 
we really knew was
that Terri was in a vegetative state with irreversible 
brain damage
resulting from a heart attack 15 years ago and her 
husband, Michael Schiavo
wants the feeding tube removed as it was Terri's wish, 
or so he says. There
have been plenty of discussions regarding the legal 
issues involved, and who
is right and who is wrong, but we've learned little 
more from them.

I have been thinking about writing this article for a 
couple of days now
which I knew would be controversial with most of my 
readers, but the way I
saw it, no one would want to be kept alive in Terri's 
condition, and as her
Husband, Michael is really the only person who has the 
legal right to decide
the issue. It was bad enough that Terri's parents, Bob 
and Mary Schindler,
had been waging a seven year court battle to fight 
against the rights of the
husband, but then when the Florida State Legislature, 
the Governor, and the
Federal Government started getting involved in this, 
It seemed it was going
too far. The law is the law, and the law says that 
Michael Schiavo has the
right to have the feeding tube removed, so obey the 
law and grant him that
right. Right? It turns out that the issue just isn't 
that simple.

I am not going to 

Re: [RollTideFan] Double SadNewsDayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)

2005-03-20 Thread Jeff Todd

- Original Message - 
From: Richard Reeves [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 9:21 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Double 
SadNewsDayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)


 http://abstractappeal.com/schiavo/trialctorder02-00.pdf


 How about reading the court documents which shows a 
 little different picture!

How about I don't give a fuck?

JT



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Re: [RollTideFan] DoubleSadNewsDayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)

2005-03-20 Thread Jeff Todd

- Original Message - 
From: Richard Reeves [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 9:43 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] 
DoubleSadNewsDayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)


 Well obviously you do since you felt the need to 
 respond to my posting!

No, I just felt the need to interject some facts into 
your sanctimonious rant from hell. I knew it wouldn't 
sit well with you.

 Great to know that you are such an eloquent and 
 enlightened person.

I'm enlightened enough to know I have full-time job just 
dealing with issues inside my own home. It's good to 
know your home is in such perfect order you have nothing 
better to do than role-play.


Slef E. (The *E* stands for Eloquent  Enlightened.)





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Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day In Florida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)

2005-03-20 Thread Jeff Todd
http://www.terrisfight.org/


- Original Message - 
From: Richard Reeves [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 4:04 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day In 
Florida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)


 Pat,
I consider myself a Pro-Lifer however, this woman 
 has left me in turmoil. Most people know none of the 
 facts of this case. Only bits and pieces from what the 
 media has gave them. 



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Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News DayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)

2005-03-19 Thread Jeff Todd
If someone I knew personally acted as this clown has, 
I'd have to go to jail for beating the fuck out of him. 
And it wouldn't be no baby ass-whuppin, either. Not so 
much for his infidelity, as for failure to get his wife 
the best medical help possible.

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Saturday, March 19, 2005 10:37 AM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News 
DayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)


 If her husband was so heavy into promises, then he 
 would not be disregarding his wedding vows by running 
 around on his wife fathering children with another 
 woman.  I 



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Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day In Florida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)

2005-03-18 Thread Jeff Todd
What about a prune?

XOXOXO

Slef E.

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Sent: Friday, March 18, 2005 9:12 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day In 
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 SONJA'S WISHES:
 If I become a turnip, someone please put me to sleep, 
 pull the plug, smother me or something...please.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News DayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)

2005-03-18 Thread Jeff Todd
Digesting the wheelchair?

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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Sent: Friday, March 18, 2005 9:22 PM
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DayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)


   Does anybody know the worst thing about eating a 
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Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day In Florida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)

2005-03-18 Thread Jeff Todd
I guess I missed the memo. When did Tennessee move?

Slef E.

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Sent: Friday, March 18, 2005 9:38 PM
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 Or Bill Frist of Indiana or some other Midwestern 
 state?



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Re: [RollTideFan] How now brown Zow?

2005-03-16 Thread Jeff Todd
Now I *KNOW* Bama is headed in the right direction! A 
couple more years and we'll be putting players in the 
CFL!

JT

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Sent: Wednesday, March 16, 2005 6:42 AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] How now brown Zow?


 Zow is the 10th former University of Alabama player to 
 be assigned to the Steeldogs in the team's six-year 
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Re: [RollTideFan] How now brown Zow?

2005-03-16 Thread Jeff Todd
He's still the last Bama QB to beat arbrin.

Slef E.

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Sent: Wednesday, March 16, 2005 4:09 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] How now brown Zow?


 Good for him.  I'm glad to see he's still trying to be 
 a quarterback when he grows up.



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Re: [RollTideFan] How now brown Zow?

2005-03-16 Thread Jeff Todd
Worter Louis

- Original Message - 
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Sent: Wednesday, March 16, 2005 6:14 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] How now brown Zow?


and the last colored Bama qb to beat arbrin since who?

 --- Original Message ---
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 He's still the last Bama QB to beat arbrin.

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[RollTideFan] Wisconsin hunter wants open season on domestic cats

2005-03-14 Thread Jeff Todd
MADISON, Wis. - Hunter Mark Smith welcomes wild birds on 
to his property, but if he sees a cat, he thinks the 
invasive'' animal should be considered fair game.
The 48-year-old firefighter from La Crosse has proposed 
that hunters in Wisconsin make free-roaming domestic 
cats an unprotected species'' that could be shot at 
will by anyone with a small-game license.

His proposal will be placed before hunters on April 11 
at the Wisconsin Conservation Congress spring hearings 
in each of the state's 72 counties.

I get up in the morning and if there's new snow, 
there's cat tracks under my bird feeder ... I look at 
them as an invasive species, plain and simple,'' Smith 
said.

Smith's proposal has horrified cat lovers, but is seen 
by others as a way to stop cats from killing wild birds.

University of Wisconsin-Madison wildlife ecology 
professor Stanley Temple, who trapped more than 100 cats 
and analyzed their stomach contents during a four-year 
study, has estimated that between 7.8 million and 219 
million birds are killed by rural cats in Wisconsin each 
year.

It's obviously a very controversial proposal,'' Temple 
said, but added, I think there really is a basis for 
having a debate about it.''

The Conservation Congress is a five-member elected body 
whose duty is to advise the Department of Natural 
Resources and the Legislature on natural resources 
issues.

DNR attorney Tim Andryk said the vote would simply be 
an advisory recommendation'' to state lawmakers.

We (the DNR) don't have authority to regulate domestic 
animals. Legislation would have to be passed to 
accomplish this,'' Andryk said. You might also have to 
amend laws relating to abuse of domestic animals.''

But Temple said he thinks legislation is not needed. He 
said the department does have the authority to declare 
rural cats an unprotected species - because unclaimed 
cats can be considered non-native wildlife species like 
house mice, Norway rats, pigeons and starlings.

If they are not a pet, if somebody doesn't claim 
ownership, they become a non-native wildlife species and 
not entitled to protection by the state,'' he said.

Cat enthusiasts Cheryl Balazs, Ted O'Donnell and Adam 
Bauknecht are trying to organize opposition to Smith's 
proposal. O'Donnell, a co-owner of MadCat Pet Supplies, 
recently set up a Web site, dontshootthecat.com, to 
inform people about it.

O'Donnell said Smith's proposal is a callous response'' 
to the problem of cats preying on wild birds.

There's more humane solutions,'' he said. We as 
citizens should step up and solve the problem 
humanely.''

Sheri Carr, senior humane officer at the Dane County 
Humane Society, said the group has not yet taken a 
position on the proposal, but wants cat owners to abide 
by their local ordinances and not let their animals 
roam.

I would hate to think that tame, owned cats who happen 
to slip out would be at risk of being deemed a wild, 
unprotected species,'' Carr said. It's a delicate 
(ecological) balance out there, but does that mean 
people should be able to shoot their neighbor's cat? 
Probably not.''

---

Information from: Wisconsin State Journal, 
http://www.wisconsinstatejournal.com




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[RollTideFan] (Non)

2005-03-14 Thread Jeff Todd
http://tinyurl.com/4mydj 



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Re: [RollTideFan] Wisconsin hunter wants open season on domestic cats

2005-03-14 Thread Jeff Todd
ME?

- Original Message - 
From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
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Sent: Monday, March 14, 2005 8:47 AM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Wisconsin hunter wants open 
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 Ewe jist tryin' to piss me off ant cha?



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Re: [RollTideFan] Where my presents?

2005-03-14 Thread Jeff Todd
Happy Birthday, beotch!

http://tinyurl.com/26b2c


Slef E.

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Subject: [RollTideFan] Where my presents?


 Its my dayum birthday today.

 So bow beneath me mortals.




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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-14 Thread Jeff Todd
Adieu you may bid, as the kitty cat did
When I whupped out my 9, and blew off his lid!

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Monday, March 14, 2005 11:34 AM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! 
[Just for fun]


 Cats are people too.

 Now I bid you adieu...


 -Original Message-
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 Behalf Of Bryan Benefield
 Sent: Monday, March 14, 2005 11:08 AM
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 [Just for fun]

 That one didn't rhyme.

 You're slipping!

 And your bitterness about Alabama's stance toward the
 legality of your relationships with your cats is
 showing.

 Bryan
 --- Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Not married?

 That's right, Alabama doesn't recognize your
 'relationship' as a marriage
 does it?



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  Oh, I'm capable.
 
  Just ask your wife.
 


 Since I'm not married, well, I just don't know WHAT
 you've been up to. Maybe
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Re: [RollTideFan] OT: Ummm....

2005-03-14 Thread Jeff Todd
Dick Krammer is a smrat feller. He knows if gays are 
allowed to marry, he'll have more divorce case clients 
when his days on the bench are over.

Slef E.

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 ...can you really trust a judge named Dick Krammer?



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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-12 Thread Jeff Todd
For the purpose of commuting on a daily basis, Pell City 
and Talladega are NOT CLOSE to Birmingham. Neither is 
Anniston, or Cullman.

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
From: Steven Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
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Sent: Saturday, March 12, 2005 11:26 AM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! 
[Just for fun]


 You are the one that is FOS, he said he was thinking
 of moving to Anniston and the places I named are
 closer.

 RTR
 LC
 --- Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 I'm not even going to bother telling you how FOS of
 you
 are.

 JT

 - Original Message - 
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 Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 10:10 AM
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 [Just for fun]


  It takes 30 to 45 minutes to get to Bham from
 those
  places, smartass not exactly a roadtrip and they
 are
  closer than Anniston which he was considering.
 
  RTR
  LC
  --- Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Yeah, those places are close to Birmingham ... if
  you
  commute by helicopter.
 
  JT
 
  - Original Message - 
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  [Just for fun]
 
 
  I live in Talladega and it is a quiet little
 town,
   also Pell City isn't a bad place to live.
  
   RTR
   LC
   --- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
   Ok: I need some serious help. I have to move
  close
   to Birmingham. Help a
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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-12 Thread Jeff Todd
It's easy until you get to the Jefferson County line. 
Then trying to navigate malfunction junction can easily 
add another 20 minutes to your commute, each way.

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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Sent: Saturday, March 12, 2005 1:26 PM
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True but Cullman is probably the easiest of the commutes 
from the mentioned
cities.














 



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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-12 Thread Jeff Todd
Bwahaha! Would you believe the meckasuns have just about 
ran all the blacks out of Norwood? MY! How times have 
changed!

Slef E.

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  I think some real
 estate agents will burn in hell for what they did to 
 Norwood some years ago 



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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-12 Thread Jeff Todd
That is the absolute truth! I'd love to see some 
pictures of Norwood from back in The Day.

Slef E.

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 some of the best architecture Ive ever seen 



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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-11 Thread Jeff Todd
I'm not even going to bother telling you how FOS of you 
are.

JT

- Original Message - 
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Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 10:10 AM
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[Just for fun]


 It takes 30 to 45 minutes to get to Bham from those
 places, smartass not exactly a roadtrip and they are
 closer than Anniston which he was considering.

 RTR
 LC
 --- Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Yeah, those places are close to Birmingham ... if
 you
 commute by helicopter.

 JT

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 Sent: Thursday, March 10, 2005 11:35 AM
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 [Just for fun]


 I live in Talladega and it is a quiet little town,
  also Pell City isn't a bad place to live.
 
  RTR
  LC
  --- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Ok: I need some serious help. I have to move
 close
  to Birmingham. Help a
  brother out here. can we name some good cities
  please..Thank you for your
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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-11 Thread Jeff Todd
There are various degrees of FOS.

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 2:10 PM
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 Actually, by bothering to tell him that he would not
 tell him he actually told him.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-11 Thread Jeff Todd
That's barner country.

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics D 
iscussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 2:14 PM
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 Nobody has mentioned Sylacauga yet.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-11 Thread Jeff Todd
Of course there's always SHIT FOR BRAINS, like yoreslef.

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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 No there arentYoure either full or not full...so 
 there!!!

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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-10 Thread Jeff Todd
Springville is a good place about 35 minutes North of 
downtown, in St. Clair County. Clay/Chalkville is 
another good place about 25 minutes North in Jefferson 
County. Limestone $pring$ is THE BOMB about 45 minutes 
away in Blount County.

Slef E.

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Sent: Thursday, March 10, 2005 7:49 AM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! 
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 Ok: I need some serious help. I have to move close to 
 Birmingham. Help a
 brother out here. can we name some good cities 
 please..Thank you for your
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Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in!

2005-03-10 Thread Jeff Todd
Two different people, sweetie. :)

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in!


 Okay, so I just read a few more messages so disregard 
 my previous email - I
 think I would pick Cullman...

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 Pelham, Hooverhowever, I would avoid 280 at all 
 costs.  Those are in
 Shelby Co...Hoover is in both Shelby and Jeff Co.  If 
 you have kids, I
 would
 recommend these 2 areas for the sake of schools.  I 
 wouldn't move any
 further south than Pelham or Alabaster just simply 
 b/c of the fight of the
 morning traffics going 65North.



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 Ok: I need some serious help. I have to move close to 
 Birmingham. Help a
 brother out here. can we name some good cities 
 please..Thank you for
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Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in!

2005-03-10 Thread Jeff Todd
Pelham and Hoover are wonderful places to live ... 
unless you have to commute back-and-forth to Birmingham. 
There's ALWAYS some cluster-fuck to contend with on 
I-65. Highway 31 is just as bad. NONE of the public 
schools in Alabama are worth a damn, if you ask me. Some 
are worse than others, I'm sure. If the truth be known, 
the schools that rank higher are those with students 
whose parents are highly involved with their education.

Slef E.

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 Pelham, Hooverhowever, I would avoid 280 at all 
 costs.  Those are in
 Shelby Co...Hoover is in both Shelby and Jeff Co.  If 
 you have kids, I would
 recommend these 2 areas for the sake of schools.  I 
 wouldn't move any
 further south than Pelham or Alabaster just simply b/c 
 of the fight of the
 morning traffics going 65North.



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 Ok: I need some serious help. I have to move close to 
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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-10 Thread Jeff Todd
Yeah, those places are close to Birmingham ... if you 
commute by helicopter.

JT

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I live in Talladega and it is a quiet little town,
 also Pell City isn't a bad place to live.

 RTR
 LC
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Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in!

2005-03-10 Thread Jeff Todd
I wouldn't live anywhere South of Homewood if I had to 
work in Birmingham.

JT
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 Well, that's exactly why I said I would move no 
 further south than Pelham or
 Hoover.  I have just given up on getting to work on 
 time anymore - no matter
 when I leave it seems there is always some disaster or 
 some dumbass
 rubber-necking to see the rear end collision that has 
 moved off the road.
 It's terrible and unfortunately, right now, we are 
 just stuck in Montevallo.


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 Pelham and Hoover are wonderful places to live ...
 unless you have to commute back-and-forth to 
 Birmingham.
 There's ALWAYS some cluster-fuck to contend with on
 I-65. Highway 31 is just as bad. NONE of the public
 schools in Alabama are worth a damn, if you ask me. 
 Some
 are worse than others, I'm sure. If the truth be 
 known,
 the schools that rank higher are those with students
 whose parents are highly involved with their 
 education.

 Slef E.

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  Pelham, Hooverhowever, I would avoid 280 at all
  costs.  Those are in
  Shelby Co...Hoover is in both Shelby and Jeff Co. 
  If
  you have kids, I would
  recommend these 2 areas for the sake of schools.  I
  wouldn't move any
  further south than Pelham or Alabaster just simply 
  b/c
  of the fight of the
  morning traffics going 65North.
 
 
 
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  Ok: I need some serious help. I have to move close 
  to
  Birmingham. Help a
  brother out here. can we name some good cities
  please..Thank you for
  your helpForever Roll Tide 
 
 
 
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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-09 Thread Jeff Todd
Is Cullman, or Anniston _REALLY_ an improvement?

Slef E.

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I have the greatest news of all time: I'm moving back 
to Bama, either
 Cullman or Anniston, Any opinions? Leaving Knoxville. 
 Isn't that
 awesome..I'm coming 
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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-09 Thread Jeff Todd
The bad news is, if you choose Cullman, you'll have to 
build your own in-ground tornado shelter. Whereas, if 
you choose Anniston, the Welcome Wagon gifts will 
include a FREE and complete CHEMICAL SUIT for each 
member of your family!

Decisions, decisions!

Slef E.

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 Given that the 2 options you listed are the only 2 you 
have, I would pick
Cullman.





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[RollTideFan] SCLC urges black athletes to boycott Auburn over firings

2005-03-07 Thread Jeff Todd
http://tinyurl.com/445r3

The president of the Southern Christian Leadership 
Conference on Saturday urged prospective black athletes 
to boycott Auburn University until the school rehires 
two black athletics administrators.

Former administrators Stacy Danley and Eugene Harris 
were fired Feb. 10 in an administrative shakeup under 
Auburn's new athletics director.

SCLC President Charles Steele Jr., in a statement 
Saturday, endorsed a vote by the Alabama Legislative 
Black Caucus on Feb. 24 that called on prospective black 
athletes considering Auburn to boycott the university 
until Danley and Harris are rehired.

Steele, of Tuscaloosa, served in the Alabama Senate and 
the Black Caucus before taking the SCLC post in Atlanta. 
Steele was in Selma this weekend for events marking the 
40th anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march across the 
Edmund Pettus Bridge.

Steele said the black athletes should boycott Auburn 
until the university takes a really strong look at 
addressing and correcting its reported discriminatory 
practices.

I strongly urge Auburn University to address this 
matter immediately, Steele said. If not, we may have 
to extend the Selma-to-Montgomery march on towards 
Auburn.

He said Auburn, like any other institution, must ensure 
that it offers equal opportunities and privileges to 
everyone, regardless of race, nationality, gender, or 
creed. I am in full support of those working to make 
sure that Auburn addresses the issue of diversity on its 
campus and in its Athletic Department and that they 
reexamine and reverse their decision to lay off Danley 
and Harris.

In an earlier statement, new Athletic Director Jay 
Jacobs said Danley and Harris were dismissed because 
their jobs weren't needed under Jacobs' restructuring of 
the department. Jacobs noted that a white member of the 
department, marketing coordinator Marvin Julich, was 
also fired; and two blacks, Virgil Starks and David 
Mines, were promoted to associate athletic director 
posts.

Auburn's interim assistant provost for diversity and 
multicultural affairs, Kennan Grenell, earlier described 
the removal of Danley and Harris as blatantly 
discriminatory. He had urged the SCLC to protest the 
firings. Grenell did not immediately return a phone 
message left at his home Saturday.

Meanwhile, state Rep. Alvin Holmes, D-Montgomery, a 
member of the Legislative Black Caucus, said the caucus 
has discussed withholding state grant money to Auburn, 
but delayed voting on that move.

Holmes said one member of the caucus chairs the 
committee that will need to approve Auburn's budget.

Holmes said he planned to meet with civil rights leaders 
visiting the state this weekend in Selma to drum up 
support on the Auburn issue. He said they have also 
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[RollTideFan] Settlement reached in Neuheisel's lawsuit against NCAA and UW

2005-03-07 Thread Jeff Todd
By Seattle Times staff



A settlement was reached this morning that will pay 
former University of Washington football coach Rick 
Neuheisel $4.5 million in his wrongful termination suit 
against the university and NCAA.

The settlement, announced in King County Superior Court 
this morning just before closing arguments and after 
five weeks of testimony, would give Neuheisel $3 
million - with $2.5 million of it to be paid by the NCAA 
and the remainder by the UW. The UW would also forgive a 
$1.5 million housing loan paid to him in 2002. The 
university's portion of the settlement will be paid out 
of the athletics department operating reserve fund.

Neuheisel could have realized twice the amount had the 
jury found in his favor and awarded him the full benefit 
of his claim. The two parties tried to reach a mediated 
settlement the day before the trial began, but failed 
their last ditch attempt.

I feel vindicated but the whole episode is a rather sad 
story, Neuheisel told College Sports Television, where 
he worked last seaons as an analyst. I have great 
respect for the NCAA and the University of Washington 
and filing the lawsuit against both was the hardest 
decision I have ever made. Ultimately I had to stand up 
for myself and I'm glad the matter is over.

After his brief announcement, King County Superior Court 
Judge Michael Spearman called attorneys in the case into 
his chambers.

Neuheisel had alleged the university wrongfully 
terminated his contract, and that the NCAA improperly 
influenced his employment by encouraging Washington 
administrators to fire him.

The settlement in this case is the result of 
restrictions placed on the NCAA by the court about how 
the association could explain the bylaw and defend its 
rightful interpretation, said NCAA president Myles 
Brand in a statement. I have complete confidence that 
the NCAA enforcement staff acted properly and in 
compliance with NCAA bylaws with regard to Mr. 
Neuheisel's interviews. Even so, an independent 
examination of procedures and processes employed by the 
national office staff to implement NCAA bylaws will be 
expanded to review this specific instance.

During the trial, the UW had argued that he had signed a 
contract that allowed for his firing for acts of 
dishonesty. School officials have said Neuheisel was 
fired for gambling on an NCAA basketball pool and 
failing to be forthright about it with NCAA 
investigators.

Last week, Spearman left open the possibility of 
declaring a mistrial because the NCAA had failed to 
provide Neuheisel's legal team with an updated version 
of its bylaws during discovery. In a statement Monday, 
the university said it agreed to settle because a 
mistrial could be declared.

The university presented the grounds for that decision 
in court and is confident of its position, said UW 
attorney Lou Peterson said. However, during the final 
days of trial, events outside the university's control 
raised the serious threat of a mistrial or reversal. The 
university is pleased that the NCAA assumed 
responsibility to help resolve the difficult situation 
that had developed around changes in its procedural 
rules.

In four seasons with the Huskies, Neuheisel compiled a 
33-16 record, including a Rose Bowl victory in 2001 and 
a No. 3 national ranking. Former athletic director 
Barbara Hedges fired him in June 2003 after she said 
Neuheisel lied to her about interviewing for a job with 
the San Francisco 49ers and about his participation in 
NCAA men's basketball gambling pools in 2002 and '03.

Neuheisel has since been hired as quarterbacks coach for 
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[RollTideFan] Tigers may wish they had Petrino

2005-03-05 Thread Jeff Todd
Saturday, March 05, 2005
In the past 15 months, the Auburn University 
administration has made two epochal decisions concerning 
head football coach Tommy Tuberville.

The first, made (but not carried out) in November 2003, 
was to fire Tuberville after a bitterly disappointing 
season and replace him with Bobby Petrino of Louisville. 
The second, which was made official recently, was to 
reward Tuberville with a contract that will pay up to $3 
million toward the end but will cost nearly $7 million 
to buy him off, even if he were to go 0-22 over the next 
two years.

Which decision was the best one?

It's easy and expedient to say paying Tuberville the 
small fortune after a perfect 13-0 season was the 
correct choice. Hindsight is always 20-20.

However, was the other decision so flawed, considering 
the man Auburn wanted to replace Tuberville with is 20-5 
after two seasons, including an 11-1 mark in 2004 and 
No. 6 finish in the final AP poll?

In the contretemps that followed the revelation of 
Jetgate, one important feature was overlooked. Hiring 
Petrino was a pretty good idea. He had knowledge of the 
Auburn program -- having spent one year as offensive 
coordinator -- and he was considered a wunderkind in the 
coaching profession.

One must remember that Tuberville was a dead man walking 
at the time of the infamous trip. Auburn, which started 
the season ranked high in the polls (The Sporting News 
had the Tigers No. 1), was 6-5 (three of those wins came 
at the mercy of Vanderbilt, Western Kentucky and 
Louisiana-Monroe) and had just lost at Georgia 26-7.

So getting rid of him wasn't that far-fetched, 
considering Tuberville had an experienced team that was 
playing spectacularly below its potential. Where Auburn 
went wrong was the gauche manner in which it went about 
the furtive job interview.

To Tuberville's enormous credit, he bit his upper lip in 
the aftermath, played the scorned woman's role to 
Oscar-winning perfection, then did something nobody 
could have predicted: He coached the season of his 
career in 2004. The team, led by a senior-laden and 
NFL-bound backfield, used the near firing of its beloved 
head coach and the pain of the misbegotten 2003 season 
as the impetus toward the best season in school history.

In the aftermath, the administration, under a new 
president, had an equally dramatic but opposite 
reaction. Instead of trying to fire him like his 
predecessor, Ed Richardson, in essence, named Tuberville 
Coach for Life.

Which one was the right move? Which move made more 
sense?

The public reacted with vengeance toward William Walker 
and David Housel for daring to replace Tuberville with 
Petrino. Both heads were lopped off at what amounted to 
public executions.

The public has reacted with a big yawn to Richardson's 
decision to give Tuberville the dizzying contract and 
nearly everything he wanted short of renaming the 
stadium after him.

So back to the question: Which decision was best?

Will Auburn be better off down the road with Tuberville 
as the football coach, ironclad contract and all? Or 
would the school have been better off to bite the bullet 
in the short run and bet on Petrino for the long haul?

(Paul Finebaum's column appears Tuesdays and Saturdays 
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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-04 Thread Jeff Todd
BOO-YAH!


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 Ever since Jobu's momma set up that video camera I've 
 been all over the net.



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[RollTideFan] Academic Landmarks

2005-03-04 Thread Jeff Todd
http://www.artbygrammer.net/UA_Landmarks.htm

Slef E.



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Re: [RollTideFan] watching the baseball game...

2005-03-04 Thread Jeff Todd
Why was he throwing a bat?

Slef E.

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 Pennington throws the bat just about like he threw the 
 pigskin.

 heh...

 kurt



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Re: [RollTideFan] watching the baseball game...

2005-03-04 Thread Jeff Todd
Why do you hate Bama?

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 He was  up to bat.  It was a SAAAWINGANDAMISS.  He 
 forgot that ya have to hold on to it I guess.  It went 
 flying backwards.

 kurt

 Jeff Todd wrote:

Why was he throwing a bat?

Slef E.

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Pennington throws the bat just about like he threw 
the pigskin.

heh...

kurt



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Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-04 Thread Jeff Todd
HE HATE ME!

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 2 - Most people are afraid they'll get cussed out
 for
 stating their opinion

 HTH

 Slef E.

 I don't know where in the hell you got that idea.
 That's just asinine.

 Dumbass.


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Re: [RollTideFan] Jumbotron of the Gawds..

2005-03-04 Thread Jeff Todd
If ye gone watch the fsckin game on TV, why buy a 
ticket?

Slef E.

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 WHY THE HELL CAN'T WE GET ABOUT 4 OF THOSE FOR 
 BDS?!?!?!?!?!?




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 http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/index.jsp?c_id=atl

 click on New construction photos about a third of 
 the way down the page.

 That right there ain't nothing but righteous.

 kurt



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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check

2005-03-03 Thread Jeff Todd
Roll Tide, Stan! Please to make yore acquaintance!

Slef E.

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Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-03 Thread Jeff Todd
1 - Everyone sits around on their ass waiting for 
someone else to post

-or-

2 - Most people are afraid they'll get cussed out for 
stating their opinion

HTH

Slef E.

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 with all of these folks why in the hell ain't this 
 list more active

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Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-03 Thread Jeff Todd
Oh, I forgot the most important reason:

* No one likes Jobu


JT

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1 - Everyone sits around on their ass waiting for 
someone else to post

-or-

 2 - Most people are afraid they'll get cussed out for 
 stating their opinion

 HTH

 Slef E.

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 with all of these folks why in the hell ain't this 
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2005-03-03 Thread Jeff Todd
My mother would kill you for child abandonment.

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2005 12:04 PM
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for fun]


 Your momma likes her some Jobu...

 -Original Message-
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 for fun]

 Oh, I forgot the most important reason:

 * No one likes Jobu


 JT

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1 - Everyone sits around on their ass waiting for
someone else to post

-or-

 2 - Most people are afraid they'll get cussed out for
 stating their opinion

 HTH

 Slef E.

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 with all of these folks why in the hell ain't this
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2005-03-03 Thread Jeff Todd
Your mother swallows - free.

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Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2005 12:18 PM
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for fun]


 Your mother will give it up for a crack pipe.

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 Behalf Of Jeff Todd
 Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2005 12:09 PM
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 My mother would kill you for child abandonment.

 Slef E.

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 Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net
 Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2005 12:04 PM
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 Your momma likes her some Jobu...

 -Original Message-
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 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]  On
 Behalf Of Jeff Todd
 Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2005 10:47 AM
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 Oh, I forgot the most important reason:

 * No one likes Jobu


 JT

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1 - Everyone sits around on their ass waiting for
someone else to post

-or-

 2 - Most people are afraid they'll get cussed out 
 for
 stating their opinion

 HTH

 Slef E.

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 with all of these folks why in the hell ain't this
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Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-03 Thread Jeff Todd
If you want an exact number, I'll get it for you 
tomorrow. If you just want a real good guess, the number 
is going to be close to 25k.

XOXOXO

Slef E.

- Original Message - 
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Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2005 6:36 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in! [Just 
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 On another note...Does anyone know how much a 2003 
 Mack Truck, Granite Series,  model CV17 dump truck 
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Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-02 Thread Jeff Todd
Elvis has left the building.

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Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 8:53 PM
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Javvy's here!

Everyone reply, even if you usually just lurk. Let's see 
how many replies we can
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Re: [RollTideFan] RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-02 Thread Jeff Todd
WHEW! Good to get the first HTML post out of the way!

Slef E.

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 hey!






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[RollTideFan] SO HELP ME GOD

2005-03-01 Thread Jeff Todd
ROY MOORE FOR GOVERNOR!

http://spofga.org/ten_commandments/2005/feb/judge_roy_moore_book.phtml


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Re: [RollTideFan] SO HELP ME GOD

2005-03-01 Thread Jeff Todd
Haven't heard from you on this list in months. I post 
one informative, loving, caring, message and you spring 
to life in SEVEN MINUTES! I think I'm gone write a book. 
Don't worry Jobu, there'll be an audio version available 
for you tards.

JT

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To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Tuesday, March 01, 2005 8:24 AM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] SO HELP ME GOD


 WHat the heck. Why not? We have no more pressing 
 matters of state than allowing Christian religious 
 monuments into guvment buildings.

 ScR

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 Sent: Mar 1, 2005 8:17 AM
 To:
 RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics 
 Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
 Subject: [RollTideFan] SO HELP ME GOD

 ROY MOORE FOR GOVERNOR!

 http://spofga.org/ten_commandments/2005/feb/judge_roy_moore_book.phtml


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Re: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why gamble?

2005-02-27 Thread Jeff Todd
Tell your gay uncle anthony to kiss my crimson ass.

JT

- Original Message - 
From: Joe Goodson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Roll Tide Fan RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Sunday, February 27, 2005 4:39 PM
Subject: Fw: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why gamble?


 This was a response from my Uncle Anthony.  I hate it, 
 but he is correct about not beating Auburn in T town. 
 Other than that, he is full of it.
 Joe

 The problems that exist in the world today cannot be 
 solved by the level of thinking that created them.
 Albert Einstein

 - Original Message - 
 From: Anthony Glisson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: Joe Goodson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Saturday, February 26, 2005 9:24 PM
 Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why 
 gamble?


 Who ever sent this e-mail trashing Auburn knows 
 little or nothing about
 scheduling football games. Its not as simple as that! 
 The thing is, Auburn
 owns the RealEstate that Bryant-Denny Stadium sits on 
 this very day. Our
 record in Tuscalooser is 5 wins O loses. It is now 
 refered to the name
 Jordan-Hare West You better get use to it. So trash 
 Auburn all you like,
 but deep down you know that Bama's past will never be 
 again. You have
 nothing about your beloved Bamer to take about, so 
 you choose to trash
 Auburn. But while you worry about Auburn, your Bamer 
 is sinking in the
 quicksand. Yes, Auburn could have given USC a 
 ballgame. Just our guys
 knowing that the opportunity was there would have 
 been enough to have beaten
 USC. There was no doubt that we were better than 
 Oklahoma. Everyone knows
 what the key to beating Oklahoma was.
 - Original Message -
 From: Joe Goodson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: William Blane [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Uncle 
 Wendell
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Ronnie Skipper 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Reece
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Michael Harris 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED];
 Larry [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Graham 
 Frierson
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Don 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Curlon
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Buddy Pitman 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Bob Freeman
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Anthony  Micky Glisson 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 9:08 PM
 Subject: Fw: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why 
 gamble?



 The problems that exist in the world today cannot be 
 solved by the level
 of
 thinking that created them.
 Albert Einstein

 - Original Message -
 From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: 'BamaFan' [EMAIL PROTECTED]; 
 'RollTideFan'
 RTF@RollTideFan.net
 Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 8:49 AM
 Subject: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why gamble?


  Anyone awake these days at Auburn?
  Tigers clearly didn't learn from Orange Bowl 
  'snub'
 
  COMMENTARY
  By Matt Hayes
  The Sporting News
  Updated: 8:05 p.m. ET Feb. 23, 2005
 
 
  The e-mails came pouring in from the Plains the 
  day after Southern
  California disposed of Oklahoma and secured the 
  national title. Auburn
 was
  robbed. Auburn would've given the Trojans a better 
  game. Auburn this,
  Auburn
  that. Auburn, Auburn, Auburn.
 
  At this point, I'll introduce Pat Hill. You know 
  him as Fresno State's
  brash
  and bold coach, a guy who has built a program from 
  the scrap heap and
 will
  play anyone, any time, any place to gain respect.
 
  So I placed a call to Hill last week and told him 
  Auburn just added a
 home
  game against Division I-AA Western Kentucky to 
  complete its 2005
 schedule.
  And before I could ask the question, he gave the 
  answer.
 
  We called them, Hill interrupted. We wanted to 
  play them. I guess
 their
  schedule was already filled.
 
  No, it wasn't. Fresno officials called before 
  Auburn added Western
  Kentucky,
  and Hill is speaking with a politically correct 
  tone because, well, he'd
  love a shot at Auburn somewhere down the road. 
  Yeah, good luck with
 that.
  Auburn has bigger fish to flop.
 
 
  Like The Citadel. Or Western Kentucky. Or big, bad 
  Ball State.
 
  This is why Auburn wasn't one of two teams playing 
  in the Orange Bowl
  national title game last season, why the Tigers 
  were stuck in the Sugar
  Bowl
  politicking for respect. Respect? Play someone 
  with a pulse outside your
  conference, then we'll talk.
 
  Wait, I take that back. Aubie played USC in the 
  2002 and '03 seasons and
  lost by a combined 47-17. The Tigers also played 
  Georgia Tech in 2003
 and
  lost 17-3. Hence, the reason for last year's 
  brutal nonconference slate
 of
  Louisiana-Monroe, The Citadel and Louisiana Tech. 
  And the reason the
  Tigers
  weren't playing USC in the Orange Bowl.
 
  Look, Auburn shouldn't have to apologize for its 
  schedule; it plays in
 the
  SEC, the toughest conference in college football. 
  But like it or not,
  teams
  must prove themselves outside of their conferences 
  to earn style points.
  It's as much a beauty pageant as it is a 
  demolition derby.
 
  Auburn was put in this predicament after Southern 
  Miss bailed out of a
  game
  because of conflicts with the new Conference USA 
  

Re: [RollTideFan] Halftime, up by 7, Roll Tide!

2005-02-26 Thread Jeff Todd
Maybe some day Gottfried will realize he needs at least 
one white-boy on the floor at all times.

JT

- Original Message - 
From: Tim Boozer [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Saturday, February 26, 2005 2:35 PM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Halftime, up by 7, Roll Tide!


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Re: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why gamble?

2005-02-25 Thread Jeff Todd
That was a good story ... TWO FSCKIN DAYS AGO!

JT

- Original Message - 
From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: 'BamaFan' [EMAIL PROTECTED]; 
'RollTideFan' RTF@RollTideFan.net
Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 8:49 AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why gamble?


 Anyone awake these days at Auburn?
 Tigers clearly didn't learn from Orange Bowl 'snub'

 COMMENTARY
 By Matt Hayes
 The Sporting News
 Updated: 8:05 p.m. ET Feb. 23, 2005


 The e-mails came pouring in from the Plains the day 
 after Southern
 California disposed of Oklahoma and secured the 
 national title. Auburn was
 robbed. Auburn would've given the Trojans a better 
 game. Auburn this, Auburn
 that. Auburn, Auburn, Auburn.

 At this point, I'll introduce Pat Hill. You know him 
 as Fresno State's brash
 and bold coach, a guy who has built a program from the 
 scrap heap and will
 play anyone, any time, any place to gain respect.

 So I placed a call to Hill last week and told him 
 Auburn just added a home
 game against Division I-AA Western Kentucky to 
 complete its 2005 schedule.
 And before I could ask the question, he gave the 
 answer.

 We called them, Hill interrupted. We wanted to play 
 them. I guess their
 schedule was already filled.

 No, it wasn't. Fresno officials called before Auburn 
 added Western Kentucky,
 and Hill is speaking with a politically correct tone 
 because, well, he'd
 love a shot at Auburn somewhere down the road. Yeah, 
 good luck with that.
 Auburn has bigger fish to flop.


 Like The Citadel. Or Western Kentucky. Or big, bad 
 Ball State.

 This is why Auburn wasn't one of two teams playing in 
 the Orange Bowl
 national title game last season, why the Tigers were 
 stuck in the Sugar Bowl
 politicking for respect. Respect? Play someone with a 
 pulse outside your
 conference, then we'll talk.

 Wait, I take that back. Aubie played USC in the 2002 
 and '03 seasons and
 lost by a combined 47-17. The Tigers also played 
 Georgia Tech in 2003 and
 lost 17-3. Hence, the reason for last year's brutal 
 nonconference slate of
 Louisiana-Monroe, The Citadel and Louisiana Tech. And 
 the reason the Tigers
 weren't playing USC in the Orange Bowl.

 Look, Auburn shouldn't have to apologize for its 
 schedule; it plays in the
 SEC, the toughest conference in college football. But 
 like it or not, teams
 must prove themselves outside of their conferences to 
 earn style points.
 It's as much a beauty pageant as it is a demolition 
 derby.

 Auburn was put in this predicament after Southern Miss 
 bailed out of a game
 because of conflicts with the new Conference USA 
 schedule. But here's the
 hitch: Southern Miss informed Auburn last September. 
 University officials
 knew for five months -- through a magical unbeaten 
 season, through the
 controversy of not being able to play for the national 
 title because of a
 pathetic nonconference schedule -- that they needed a 
 nonconference game for
 2005, yet they chose to continue down the same path.

 A university spokeswoman says Auburn needs seven home 
 games per season to
 make budget. Fresno State didn't want a game in 
 return -- We usually play
 on the road; we know that, Hill says -- but Auburn 
 steered clear of a team
 that is 10-8 against BCS teams since 2000.

 Fresno State eventually signed up to play at two-time 
 defending national
 champ USC -- which also will play nonconference games 
 at Hawaii, against
 Arkansas and at Notre Dame. Notice the lack of cupcake 
 directional schools.

 Albert Einstein once defined insanity as doing the 
 same thing over and over
 again and expecting a different result. Change was 
 staring Auburn in the
 face not so long ago. And the choice was Western 
 Kentucky.

 (c) 2005 The Sporting News
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Re: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why gamble?

2005-02-25 Thread Jeff Todd
This list is DEAD! You're not supposed to send anything 
to RollTideFan! Let her rest in peace.

JT

- Original Message - 
From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 9:49 AM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why gamble?


 Sorry. There's just been so much traffic on this email 
 list that I can't
 keep up with it.

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]  On
 Behalf Of Jeff Todd
 Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 9:43 AM
 To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
 Discussion List
 Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why 
 gamble?

 That was a good story ... TWO FSCKIN DAYS AGO!

 JT

 - Original Message -
 From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: 'BamaFan' [EMAIL PROTECTED];
 'RollTideFan' RTF@RollTideFan.net
 Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 8:49 AM
 Subject: [RollTideFan] With 7 year deal, why gamble?


 Anyone awake these days at Auburn?
 Tigers clearly didn't learn from Orange Bowl 'snub'

 COMMENTARY
 By Matt Hayes
 The Sporting News
 Updated: 8:05 p.m. ET Feb. 23, 2005


 The e-mails came pouring in from the Plains the day
 after Southern
 California disposed of Oklahoma and secured the
 national title. Auburn was
 robbed. Auburn would've given the Trojans a better
 game. Auburn this, Auburn
 that. Auburn, Auburn, Auburn.

 At this point, I'll introduce Pat Hill. You know him
 as Fresno State's brash
 and bold coach, a guy who has built a program from 
 the
 scrap heap and will
 play anyone, any time, any place to gain respect.

 So I placed a call to Hill last week and told him
 Auburn just added a home
 game against Division I-AA Western Kentucky to
 complete its 2005 schedule.
 And before I could ask the question, he gave the
 answer.

 We called them, Hill interrupted. We wanted to 
 play
 them. I guess their
 schedule was already filled.

 No, it wasn't. Fresno officials called before Auburn
 added Western Kentucky,
 and Hill is speaking with a politically correct tone
 because, well, he'd
 love a shot at Auburn somewhere down the road. Yeah,
 good luck with that.
 Auburn has bigger fish to flop.


 Like The Citadel. Or Western Kentucky. Or big, bad
 Ball State.

 This is why Auburn wasn't one of two teams playing in
 the Orange Bowl
 national title game last season, why the Tigers were
 stuck in the Sugar Bowl
 politicking for respect. Respect? Play someone with a
 pulse outside your
 conference, then we'll talk.

 Wait, I take that back. Aubie played USC in the 2002
 and '03 seasons and
 lost by a combined 47-17. The Tigers also played
 Georgia Tech in 2003 and
 lost 17-3. Hence, the reason for last year's brutal
 nonconference slate of
 Louisiana-Monroe, The Citadel and Louisiana Tech. And
 the reason the Tigers
 weren't playing USC in the Orange Bowl.

 Look, Auburn shouldn't have to apologize for its
 schedule; it plays in the
 SEC, the toughest conference in college football. But
 like it or not, teams
 must prove themselves outside of their conferences to
 earn style points.
 It's as much a beauty pageant as it is a demolition
 derby.

 Auburn was put in this predicament after Southern 
 Miss
 bailed out of a game
 because of conflicts with the new Conference USA
 schedule. But here's the
 hitch: Southern Miss informed Auburn last September.
 University officials
 knew for five months -- through a magical unbeaten
 season, through the
 controversy of not being able to play for the 
 national
 title because of a
 pathetic nonconference schedule -- that they needed a
 nonconference game for
 2005, yet they chose to continue down the same path.

 A university spokeswoman says Auburn needs seven home
 games per season to
 make budget. Fresno State didn't want a game in
 return -- We usually play
 on the road; we know that, Hill says -- but Auburn
 steered clear of a team
 that is 10-8 against BCS teams since 2000.

 Fresno State eventually signed up to play at two-time
 defending national
 champ USC -- which also will play nonconference games
 at Hawaii, against
 Arkansas and at Notre Dame. Notice the lack of 
 cupcake
 directional schools.

 Albert Einstein once defined insanity as doing the
 same thing over and over
 again and expecting a different result. Change was
 staring Auburn in the
 face not so long ago. And the choice was Western
 Kentucky.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Kraft Foods (non-bama) duh.....

2005-02-25 Thread Jeff Todd
WGAF?

- Original Message - 
From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: 'BamaFan' [EMAIL PROTECTED]; 
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Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 11:37 AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Kraft Foods (non-bama) duh.


 As y'all know, or maybe don't know, I'm not fond of 
 cruelty to animals. I'm
 not a vegetarian and I like a good steak. However, the 
 following article
 didn't sit too well with me. Follow your own 
 conscious. After the article is
 a comment that I sent to Kraft. If you would like to 
 send them a comment,
 here's the link:
 http://www.kraftfoods.com/main.aspx?m=contact_us/cu_form1



 Animal Activists Upset at Road-Kill Candy

 Friday, February 25, 2005

 TRENTON, N.J. - Animal rights activists are disgusted 
 by a new candy from
 Kraft Foods Inc. (KFT) that's shaped like critters run 
 over by cars -
 complete with tire treads.

 The fruity-flavored Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candy 
 (search) - in shapes of
 partly flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels - 
 fosters cruelty toward
 animals, according to the New Jersey Society for the 
 Prevention of Cruelty
 to Animals (search).

 It sends the wrong message to children, that it's OK 
 to harm animals. And
 that's the wrong message, especially from a so-called 
 wholesome corporation
 like Kraft, said society spokesman Matthew Stanton.

 The society is considering petition drives, boycotts 
 and letter-writing
 campaigns to get the candy pulled from the market, 
 Stanton said.

 After receiving a complaint from the NJSPCA Wednesday, 
 Kraft officials
 pulled an animated advertisement from Trolli's Web 
 site that featured car
 headlights and animals. No other decisions on changes 
 have been made, said
 Kraft spokesman Larry Baumann.

 If you look across the Gummi category we certainly 
 have many products that
 are offbeat, and that's what we were doing in this 
 case, Baumann said. We
 didn't mean to offend anyone.

 My comments:
 What were you thinking? Road Kill Candy That is 
 simply disgusting and a
 terrible lapse of judgment. What next? Little Fluffy 
 Ignitable Candy? How
 about a candy that depicts starved and neglected dogs? 
 Perhaps you could
 develop a rabbit candy with red liquid on the inside 
 so that when you bite
 it, it bleeds.

 Or how about a hunter theme candy. The shapes could be 
 deer, elk and other
 woodland creatures. But the twist would be to have an 
 arrow sticking out of
 some of them and the rest could have a big hole where 
 the bullet exited the
 body.

 Since this is marketed to kids, what other products 
 can be thought of? I
 mean, since it appears to be ok to market the torture 
 and killing of animals
 to kids, there has to be more open markets. Candy in 
 the shape of lawnmowers
 running over cats; candy turtles where you can rip 
 open the shell and eat
 the insides; maybe a dolphin caught in a candy tuna 
 net; a little creativity
 could result in a fox, rabbit, mink or other furry 
 creature type candy where
 kids could pull off their skins. And my favorite: A 
 baby seal being beaten
 in the head for its pelt.

 And don't stop there. I'm sure there is a market for 
 large, bloated candy in
 the shape of the tsunami victims. You know, with eyes 
 bugging out and the
 body a faint green color. Maybe some could be missing 
 an arm or a leg.
 Nothing like making it look real.

 Don't get me wrong, i'm not a member of PETA and i'll 
 eat a hamburger any
 day. But the marketing of candy in the shape of dead 
 animals is simply
 wrong - on so many levels. And to kids no less. 
 Whoever thought of this,
 along with all the folks who thought it was a good 
 idea should be made to
 work in an animal shelter for a week.

 Tonight I'm going to a Humane Society fund raiser to 
 benefit our local
 chapter, so this hits me at a very bad time. I'll be 
 sure to distribute the
 articles from the Internet about your new product 
 line. I may not be able to
 effect the product purchases of others, but you can 
 bet your sweet candy
 assets that I will take every opportunity to purchase 
 products from any
 competitor of Kraft as long as this type of product is 
 all that your company
 can come up with.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Kraft Foods (non-bama) duh.....

2005-02-25 Thread Jeff Todd
Look for some mutilated kitty-cats on your trailer door 
steps in the morning.


- Original Message - 
From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 3:46 PM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Kraft Foods (non-bama) 
duh.


 Shut up and swallow.

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]  On
 Behalf Of Jeff Todd
 Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 3:39 PM
 To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
 Discussion List
 Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Kraft Foods (non-bama) 
 duh.

 WGAF?

 - Original Message -
 From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: 'BamaFan' [EMAIL PROTECTED];
 'RollTideFan' RTF@RollTideFan.net
 Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 11:37 AM
 Subject: [RollTideFan] Kraft Foods (non-bama) duh.


 As y'all know, or maybe don't know, I'm not fond of
 cruelty to animals. I'm
 not a vegetarian and I like a good steak. However, 
 the
 following article
 didn't sit too well with me. Follow your own
 conscious. After the article is
 a comment that I sent to Kraft. If you would like to
 send them a comment,
 here's the link:
 http://www.kraftfoods.com/main.aspx?m=contact_us/cu_form1



 Animal Activists Upset at Road-Kill Candy

 Friday, February 25, 2005

 TRENTON, N.J. - Animal rights activists are disgusted
 by a new candy from
 Kraft Foods Inc. (KFT) that's shaped like critters 
 run
 over by cars -
 complete with tire treads.

 The fruity-flavored Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candy
 (search) - in shapes of
 partly flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels -
 fosters cruelty toward
 animals, according to the New Jersey Society for the
 Prevention of Cruelty
 to Animals (search).

 It sends the wrong message to children, that it's OK
 to harm animals. And
 that's the wrong message, especially from a so-called
 wholesome corporation
 like Kraft, said society spokesman Matthew Stanton.

 The society is considering petition drives, boycotts
 and letter-writing
 campaigns to get the candy pulled from the market,
 Stanton said.

 After receiving a complaint from the NJSPCA 
 Wednesday,
 Kraft officials
 pulled an animated advertisement from Trolli's Web
 site that featured car
 headlights and animals. No other decisions on changes
 have been made, said
 Kraft spokesman Larry Baumann.

 If you look across the Gummi category we certainly
 have many products that
 are offbeat, and that's what we were doing in this
 case, Baumann said. We
 didn't mean to offend anyone.

 My comments:
 What were you thinking? Road Kill Candy That is
 simply disgusting and a
 terrible lapse of judgment. What next? Little Fluffy
 Ignitable Candy? How
 about a candy that depicts starved and neglected 
 dogs?
 Perhaps you could
 develop a rabbit candy with red liquid on the inside
 so that when you bite
 it, it bleeds.

 Or how about a hunter theme candy. The shapes could 
 be
 deer, elk and other
 woodland creatures. But the twist would be to have an
 arrow sticking out of
 some of them and the rest could have a big hole where
 the bullet exited the
 body.

 Since this is marketed to kids, what other products
 can be thought of? I
 mean, since it appears to be ok to market the torture
 and killing of animals
 to kids, there has to be more open markets. Candy in
 the shape of lawnmowers
 running over cats; candy turtles where you can rip
 open the shell and eat
 the insides; maybe a dolphin caught in a candy tuna
 net; a little creativity
 could result in a fox, rabbit, mink or other furry
 creature type candy where
 kids could pull off their skins. And my favorite: A
 baby seal being beaten
 in the head for its pelt.

 And don't stop there. I'm sure there is a market for
 large, bloated candy in
 the shape of the tsunami victims. You know, with eyes
 bugging out and the
 body a faint green color. Maybe some could be missing
 an arm or a leg.
 Nothing like making it look real.

 Don't get me wrong, i'm not a member of PETA and i'll
 eat a hamburger any
 day. But the marketing of candy in the shape of dead
 animals is simply
 wrong - on so many levels. And to kids no less.
 Whoever thought of this,
 along with all the folks who thought it was a good
 idea should be made to
 work in an animal shelter for a week.

 Tonight I'm going to a Humane Society fund raiser to
 benefit our local
 chapter, so this hits me at a very bad time. I'll be
 sure to distribute the
 articles from the Internet about your new product
 line. I may not be able to
 effect the product purchases of others, but you can
 bet your sweet candy
 assets that I will take every opportunity to purchase
 products from any
 competitor of Kraft as long as this type of product 
 is
 all that your company
 can come up with.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Jobu's kind of woman

2005-02-23 Thread Jeff Todd
Me too.

Jobu's a TARD.

JT

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To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Wednesday, February 23, 2005 10:06 AM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Jobu's kind of woman


 It worked just fine for me.



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[RollTideFan] Deere RTF Wimmins

2005-02-14 Thread Jeff Todd
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

St. Slef E. Tine



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Re: [RollTideFan] Southern Pride. And gravy.

2005-02-14 Thread Jeff Todd
Interesting. Now, excuse me while I go fry up a batch of 
Twinkies for lunch.

JT

- Original Message - 
From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: 'RollTideFan' RTF@RollTideFan.net
Sent: Monday, February 14, 2005 10:15 AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Southern Pride. And gravy.


 Southern diet frustrates health officials

 By DANIEL YEE
 The Associated Press
 2/14/2005, 9:35 a.m. CT


 DECATUR, Ga. (AP) -- Amid a national obesity epidemic 
 and the South's
 infamous distinction as the Stroke Belt, health 
 officials have been trying
 to get diners to flinch, at least a little, at the 
 region's trademark fried
 and fatty foods.

 But nutritionists have found it's hard to teach an old 
 region new tricks.
 How can Southerners give up delicious staples fried 
 chicken, fried seafood,
 fried green tomatoes and cornbread slathered in 
 butter?

 Even at the Atlanta headquarters of the federal 
 Centers for Disease Control
 and Prevention, the leader of the nation's 
 anti-obesity campaign, the
 cafeteria serves up such artery-clogging regional 
 favorites as biscuits and
 gravy.

 CDC nutritionist Annie Carr said the agency is working 
 to get its house in
 order by pushing the cafeteria to serve popular foods 
 in healthy ways. The
 broader goals of the anti-obesity campaign are to 
 educate people to cook
 with less fat and sugar and to promote the idea of 
 eating five servings of
 fruits and vegetables a day.

 And for the South, that doesn't mean vegetables and 
 greens flavored with
 bacon and meat drippings.

 I don't think anything is wrong with the kind of 
 vegetables we eat in the
 South - it's the way they are prepared, said former 
 Surgeon General Dr.
 David Satcher, the interim president of the Morehouse 
 School of Medicine in
 Atlanta, who grew up eating traditional Southern 
 staples on a farm in
 Alabama. We need more fruits and vegetables in our 
 diet.

 When Becky Cleaveland is out with her girlfriends, 
 they all pick at salads
 except for the petite Atlanta woman. She tackles The 
 Hamdog.

 The dish, a specialty of Mulligan's, a suburban bar, 
 is a hot dog wrapped by
 a beef patty that's deep fried, covered with chili, 
 cheese and onions and
 served on a hoagie bun. Oh yeah, it's also topped with 
 a fried egg and two
 fistfuls of fries.

 The owner says I'm the only girl who can eat a whole 
 one without
 flinching, Cleaveland said proudly.

 Health officials' concerns with healthy eating in the 
 South date back to
 1962, when the CDC noted a large concentration of 
 counties with high stroke
 death rates in the coastal states of North and South 
 Carolina and Georgia.
 More than three decades later, the high stroke rates 
 in that region seem to
 have shifted west to counties along the Mississippi 
 River Delta.

 Health officials have spent thousands of dollars on 
 grants to promote
 healthy eating, including sending nutritionists into 
 community centers and
 churches. The food experts introduce healthier cooking 
 practices, such as
 alternatives to frying and methods that reduce the fat 
 in gravy and sauces.
 But those efforts have found resistance from some 
 cooks who say the
 healthier recipes alter the taste of their dishes.

 Flavor is a big issue - when you modify Southern 
 cooking, then you lose a
 lot of the flavor, said Laurita Burley, a clinical 
 nutrition instructor at
 the Morehouse School of Medicine. The reputation of 
 the Southern cook is at
 risk when you begin to modify it.

 Much of the South's traditional foods date back to the 
 days of slavery.
 Frying was preferable in the region's hot climate, 
 since it didn't take as
 long as baking and didn't heat up a house as much. 
 Plus, Burley said,
 workers didn't have all day to prepare meals; they had 
 to get back into the
 fields to work. Lard was also plentiful. Today, frying 
 still is popular,
 especially in poor areas of the South, because it is 
 also inexpensive.

 While it's quick, easy and adds flavor, frying loads 
 ordinarily healthy
 foods with calories and fat.

 One of the common things in the South is that you fry 
 everything, said Dr.
 Nicholas Lang, chief of staff of the Central Arkansas 
 Veterans Healthcare
 System in Little Rock. It's a major grease-transport 
 mechanism - there's no
 idea how much calories you get when you get that.

 Other research has found that frying, grilling and 
 smoking certain foods can
 cause chemical reactions within the food that can 
 increase the risk of
 cancer.

 The best advice is to fry less and to eat their meat 
 medium rather than
 well-done - and do like their momma said and add 
 vegetables, said Lang,
 also a professor of surgery at the University of 
 Arkansas for Medical
 Sciences.

 Back at Mulligan's in Decatur, owner Chandler Goff is 
 quick to point out
 that the bar also offers healthy alternatives, such as 
 salads and sandwiches
 that aren't deep-fried.

 But he acknowledged that the Hamdog and the Luther 
 Burger, a
 

[RollTideFan] (ain't) Democrats commit political suicide

2005-02-12 Thread Jeff Todd
http://tinyurl.com/3qk3p

I HAVE A SCREAM!

JT



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[RollTideFan] (ain't) but interesting

2005-02-10 Thread Jeff Todd
http://tinyurl.com/6ely3

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Re: [RollTideFan] (ain't) A Valentine for Jobu!

2005-02-09 Thread Jeff Todd
That's why children shouldn't be left alone with drunks 
or cats.

JT

- Original Message - 
From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 7:58 AM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] (ain't) A Valentine for Jobu!


A cat is like a drunk: One minute they're all 
lovey-dovey, sitting in your
 lap making a cozy spot. The next they're fighting you 
 like its life or
 death, for no apparent reason.

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Re: [RollTideFan] speakin of super bowl ads...

2005-02-09 Thread Jeff Todd
That commercial made me BOL!  (BBBWHAHAHAHAHAHA OUT 
LOUD!)

Your mission today is to locate that commercial on the 
WWW and post a link to RTF.

JT

- Original Message - 
From: Devonna Snuggs [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics 
Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 8:37 AM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] speakin of super bowl ads...


 Yes, I saw it and I was LMAO.  Dancing and singing 
 then 15 minutes later
 Foreclosed!!  It was great

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 From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED]


 Did anyone else see the commercial with MC Hammer, 
 where
 at the end they posted a FORECLOSED sign in his front
 yard? I know I didn't dream it, but I haven't found 
 that
 commercial anywhere. The only I've found with Hammer 
 in
 it is the Lay's potato chip commercial.

 JT



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Re: [RollTideFan] WITFITS

2005-02-09 Thread Jeff Todd
TITTBFFL!

(TAKE IT TO THE BARNEY FAGS FOREVER LIST!)

JT

- Original Message - 
From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: 'RollTideFan' RTF@RollTideFan.net
Sent: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 11:41 AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] WITFITS


 http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm




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