Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... wrote:
On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for companions with
heartbeats What do ya wanna to do? Wanna be hackers? Cold crackers? Slackers?
Wastin' time with all the chat-room yakkers; nine to five chillin' at Hewlet
Packard. Wanna run with my crew, huh? Through cyber space and crunch numbers
like I do. They call me the king of the spreadsheets; got 'em all printed out
on my bedsheets.
My new computer's got the clocks; it rocks. But it was obsolete before I
opened the box. You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that
junk away, man, it's an antique. Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's
great, if you can use a nice, heavy, paper-weight. My digital media is write
protected, every volumn inspected, no viruses detected. I beta-tested every
operatin' system, gave ops to some, on others I dised 'em.
While your computers crashin', mine's multi-taskin'. Got a flat screen
monitor, forty inches wide; I believe your's says etch-a-sketch on the side. In
a 32-bit world, you're a two bit user; you've got your own newsgroup - all
total losers. You're motherboard melts, when you try to send a fax; where'd you
get that CPU? In a box of Cracker Jacks?
What do ya wanna to do? Wanna be hackers? Cold crackers? Slackers? Wastin'
time with all the chat-room yakkers; nine to five chillin' at Hewlet Packard.
What?
'Its All About the Pentiums'
by Weird Al Yankovich
From the CD 'Running With Scissors'
http://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos http://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuKwpkUNNrA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuKwpkUNNrA
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
On 12/28/2013 12:18 PM, bobpri...@yahoo.com wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuKwpkUNNrA I already told you, Bob, I'm not gay.
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... wrote:
On 12/28/2013 12:18 PM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuKwpkUNNrA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuKwpkUNNrA
I already told you, Bob, I'm not gay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9cTQ1ZRdbw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9cTQ1ZRdbw
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
On 12/26/2013 10:45 PM, awoelfleba...@yahoo.com wrote: His posts aren't for you Ricky, they're for those who can and do appreciate them. You just stick with the photos of shacks and keep preening and strutting for Sharon, okay? So, it's a message all about Richard, but Richard isn't supposed to read it? You're not making any sense Ann, as usual. It's considered bad form to put a respondents name in the subject line of a message. If it's a personal message, it would be better to send it by private email. If it's meant for the group, it needs to be relevant to the discussion. Bob's message seems to have got your attention though, but your reply is nonsense, so it looks like not only did Bob waste a lot of his time composing this message for you to read, but he's managed to waste your time as well. The least you could do for Bob is post an intelligent reply or comment. P.S. Have you ever heard of snipping posts, Ann?
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... wrote:
On 12/26/2013 10:45 PM, awoelflebater@... mailto:awoelflebater@... wrote:
His posts aren't for you Ricky, they're for those who can and do appreciate
them. You just stick with the photos of shacks and keep preening and strutting
for Sharon, okay?
So, it's a message all about Richard, but Richard isn't supposed to read it?
You're not making any sense Ann, as usual. It's considered bad form to put a
respondents name in the subject line of a message. If it's a personal message,
it would be better to send it by private email. If it's meant for the group, it
needs to be relevant to the discussion. Bob's message seems to have got your
attention though, but your reply is nonsense, so it looks like not only did Bob
waste a lot of his time composing this message for you to read, but he's
managed to waste your time as well. The least you could do for Bob is post an
intelligent reply or comment.
P.S. Have you ever heard of snipping posts, Ann?
No, never. Why don't you tell me all about it? Do I use scissors or nail
cutters? Do I say I snipped or simply snip and hope people figure out what I
snipped. Furthermore, could you perhaps provide an example of perfect snipping
(with plenty of white spaces in between so I can understand)? Thanking you in
advance...
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
On 12/27/2013 8:43 AM, awoelfleba...@yahoo.com wrote: P.S. Have you ever heard of snipping posts, Ann? No, never. Why don't you tell me all about it? Do I use scissors or nail cutters? Do I say I snipped or simply snip and hope people figure out what I snipped. You are supposed to read the Group Guidelines BEFORE you start posting Ann. So, maybe it's time to review a few of the guidelines for posting to FFL. The Guidelines can be found in the FLL Files section: FairfieldLife Guidelines: 3) Please snip - be highly selective in quoting a message to which you are responding, deleting all but the most relevant portions of the prior posts. This makes the daily digest easier to read for those who subscribe to it. Furthermore, could you perhaps provide an example of perfect snipping (with plenty of white spaces in between so I can understand)? Thanking you in advance... D'oh! I snipped Bob's un-formatted message in my reply to you, Ann, but in your zeal to discredit me, you failed to notice. Something tells me you didn't even read Bob's message, which is kind of an insult to Bob, since he obviously spent a long time composing it. I haven't read Bob's message yet because I'm being kept busy instructing you in netiquette, but when I find my magnifying glass, I will get back to Bob - you can count on it. It's not often that I get my very own thread to talk about myself. Go figure.
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... wrote:
You've wasted another post on me, Bob - I hardly ever click on a YouTube link
if the poster can't spend the time posting a comment to go with it. What
exactly, are you trying to say? I'm sure it is interesting coming from you, but
I have bad eyes these days.
Try more gum!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5TQ4GF8rNI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5TQ4GF8rNI
On 12/26/2013 12:48 PM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... mailto:punditster@...
wrote:
Apparently Bob learned nothing from Robin, not even how to form a break
between paragraphs. Get back to us Bob, after you take a few computer lessons
at a community college. Thanks for the post, but I don't have time to reformat
for easier reading. Go figure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita; let's review
what we know about Barry and Richard, and what they have in common - to
determine if their new found passion for each other has the legs needed to go
the distance: first, they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for
companions with heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a microprocessor;
second, they both believe vanity publishing is a viable business model -
although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be hiding from Richard
some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do that sort of thing;
third, both appear to have a keen desire to be taken seriously as writers,
teachers, and intellectuals and seem to believe that HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA
foot notes have replaced libraries - if they adopt (Richard appears to be
beyond child bearing years) would they name the child HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF;
fourth, they both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL
wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military brats from
Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share is planning to
rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and Richard's wind-up toy (don't
call her a blow up doll, she obviously has no microprocessor); sixth, they're
both obsessed with Judy and appear hooked on the regular humiliation she
subjects them to - as if playing so far out of above their pay grade
compensates for the exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be
confused with almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh, they
both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral observer might
wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they missed the chance to join the
WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims he recently read everything Robin ever
wrote; I just hope Barry doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few
- tell Richard about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a
bonfire); eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have
limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both appear
lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in a cafe, Richard
in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how could anyone doubt that
nuptials for these two are meant to be, and just around the corner; I think in
their declining years these two have what it takes to make a union that will
inspire the poets: of course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for
example, how will Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap -
just as Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt be
captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine Richard coming
off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and refusing to say when he'll be
back. We can also only pray that Richard will get to safety when Barry starts
practicing his martial arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a
particularly devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: who will do
the laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with our
well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road, because, once he
has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR. And with our best wishes,
here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being so conservative, we'll assume that
Richard will be taking Barry's last name; I know he would not like to be
referred to as the wind-up toy) to practice while he's doing the laundry, and
keeping supper warm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
Go figure!
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, awoelflebater@... wrote:
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... wrote:
You've wasted another post on me, Bob - I hardly ever click on a YouTube link
if the poster can't spend the time posting a comment to go with it. What
exactly, are you trying to say? I'm sure it is interesting coming from you, but
I have bad eyes these days.
His posts aren't for you Ricky, they're for those who can and do appreciate
them. You just stick with the photos of shacks and keep preening and strutting
for Sharon, okay?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikMKJwbMQ_M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikMKJwbMQ_M
On 12/26/2013 12:48 PM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... mailto:punditster@...
wrote:
Apparently Bob learned nothing from Robin, not even how to form a break
between paragraphs. Get back to us Bob, after you take a few computer lessons
at a community college. Thanks for the post, but I don't have time to reformat
for easier reading. Go figure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita; let's review
what we know about Barry and Richard, and what they have in common - to
determine if their new found passion for each other has the legs needed to go
the distance: first, they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for
companions with heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a microprocessor;
second, they both believe vanity publishing is a viable business model -
although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be hiding from Richard
some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do that sort of thing;
third, both appear to have a keen desire to be taken seriously as writers,
teachers, and intellectuals and seem to believe that HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA
foot notes have replaced libraries - if they adopt (Richard appears to be
beyond child bearing years) would they name the child HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF;
fourth, they both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL
wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military brats from
Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share is planning to
rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and Richard's wind-up toy (don't
call her a blow up doll, she obviously has no microprocessor); sixth, they're
both obsessed with Judy and appear hooked on the regular humiliation she
subjects them to - as if playing so far out of above their pay grade
compensates for the exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be
confused with almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh, they
both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral observer might
wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they missed the chance to join the
WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims he recently read everything Robin ever
wrote; I just hope Barry doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few
- tell Richard about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a
bonfire); eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have
limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both appear
lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in a cafe, Richard
in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how could anyone doubt that
nuptials for these two are meant to be, and just around the corner; I think in
their declining years these two have what it takes to make a union that will
inspire the poets: of course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for
example, how will Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap -
just as Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt be
captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine Richard coming
off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and refusing to say when he'll be
back. We can also only pray that Richard will get to safety when Barry starts
practicing his martial arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a
particularly devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: who will do
the laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with our
well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road, because, once he
has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR. And with our best wishes,
here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being so conservative, we'll assume that
Richard will be taking Barry's last name; I know he would not like to be
referred to as the wind-up toy) to practice while he's doing the laundry, and
keeping supper warm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
Go figure!
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... wrote:
On 12/26/2013 10:45 PM, awoelflebater@... mailto:awoelflebater@... wrote:
His posts aren't for you Ricky, they're for those who can and do appreciate
them. You just stick with the photos of shacks and keep preening and strutting
for Sharon, okay?
So, it's a message all about Richard, When Barry met Richard
Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita; let's review
what we know about Barry and Richard, and what they have in common - to
determine if their new found passion for each other has the legs needed to go
the distance: first, they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for
companions with heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a microprocessor;
second, they both believe vanity publishing is a viable business model -
although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be hiding from Richard
some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do that sort of thing;
third, both appear to have a keen desire to be taken seriously as writers,
teachers, and intellectuals and seem to believe that HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA
foot notes have replaced libraries - if they adopt (Richard appears to be
beyond child bearing years) would they name the child HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF;
fourth, they both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL
wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military brats from
Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share is planning to
rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and Richard's wind-up toy (don't
call her a blow up doll, she obviously has no microprocessor); sixth, they're
both obsessed with Judy and appear hooked on the regular humiliation she
subjects them to - as if playing so far out of above their pay grade
compensates for the exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be
confused with almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh, they
both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral observer might
wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they missed the chance to join the
WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims he recently read everything Robin ever
wrote; I just hope Barry doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few
- tell Richard about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a
bonfire); eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have
limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both appear
lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in a cafe, Richard
in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how could anyone doubt that
nuptials for these two are meant to be, and just around the corner; I think in
their declining years these two have what it takes to make a union that will
inspire the poets: of course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for
example, how will Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap -
just as Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt be
captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine Richard coming
off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and refusing to say when he'll be
back. We can also only pray that Richard will get to safety when Barry starts
practicing his martial arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a
particularly devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: who will do
the laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with our
well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road, because, once he
has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR. And with our best wishes,
here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being so conservative, we'll assume that
Richard will be taking Barry's last name; I know he would not like to be
referred to as the wind-up toy) to practice while he's doing the laundry, and
keeping supper warm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
Go figure!
More from Richard:
but Richard isn't supposed to read it? You're not making any sense Ann, as
usual. It's considered bad form to put a respondents name in the subject
line of a message. If it's a personal message, it would be better to send
it by private email. If it's meant for the group, it needs to be relevant
to the discussion. Bob's message seems to have got your attention though,
but your reply is nonsense, so it looks like not only did Bob waste a lot
of his time composing this message for you to read, but he's managed to
waste your time as well. The least you could do for Bob is post an
intelligent reply or comment.
P.S. Have you ever heard of snipping posts, Ann?
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... wrote:
On 12/27/2013 8:43 AM, awoelflebater@... mailto:awoelflebater@... wrote:
P.S. Have you ever heard of snipping posts, Ann?
No, never. Why don't you tell me all about it? Do I use scissors or nail
cutters? Do I say I snipped or simply snip and hope people figure out what I
snipped. You are supposed to read the Group Guidelines BEFORE you start posting
Ann. So, maybe it's time to review a few of the guidelines for posting to FFL.
The Guidelines can be found in the FLL Files section:
FairfieldLife Guidelines:
3) Please snip - be highly selective in quoting a message to which you are
responding, deleting all but the most relevant portions of the prior posts.
This makes the daily digest easier to read for those who subscribe to it.
Furthermore, could you perhaps provide an example of perfect snipping (with
plenty of white spaces in between so I can understand)? Thanking you in
advance... D'oh! I snipped Bob's un-formatted message in my reply to you, Ann,
When Barry met Richard
Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita; let's review
what we know about Barry and Richard, and what they have in common - to
determine if their new found passion for each other has the legs needed to go
the distance: first, they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for
companions with heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a microprocessor;
second, they both believe vanity publishing is a viable business model -
although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be hiding from Richard
some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do that sort of thing;
third, both appear to have a keen desire to be taken seriously as writers,
teachers, and intellectuals and seem to believe that HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA
foot notes have replaced libraries - if they adopt (Richard appears to be
beyond child bearing years) would they name the child HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF;
fourth, they both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL
wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military brats from
Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share is planning to
rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and Richard's wind-up toy (don't
call her a blow up doll, she obviously has no microprocessor); sixth, they're
both obsessed with Judy and appear hooked on the regular humiliation she
subjects them to - as if playing so far out of above their pay grade
compensates for the exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be
confused with almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh, they
both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral observer might
wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they missed the chance to join the
WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims he recently read everything Robin ever
wrote; I just hope Barry doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few
- tell Richard about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a
bonfire); eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have
limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both appear
lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in a cafe, Richard
in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how could anyone doubt that
nuptials for these two are meant to be, and just around the corner; I think in
their declining years these two have what it takes to make a union that will
inspire the poets: of course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for
example, how will Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap -
just as Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt be
captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine Richard coming
off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and refusing to say when he'll be
back. We can also only pray that Richard will get to safety when Barry starts
practicing his martial arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a
particularly devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: who will do
the laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with our
well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road, because, once he
has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR. And with our best wishes,
here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being so conservative, we'll assume that
Richard will be taking Barry's last name; I know he would not like to be
referred to as the wind-up toy) to practice while he's doing the laundry, and
keeping supper warm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
Go figure!
More cowbell from Richard: ...but in your zeal to discredit me, you failed to
notice. Something tells me you didn't even read Bob's message, which is kind of
an insult to Bob, since he obviously spent a long time composing it. I haven't
read Bob's message yet
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpri...@yahoo.com wrote: they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for companions with heartbeats What do ya wanna to do? Wanna be hackers? Cold crackers? Slackers? Wastin' time with all the chat-room yakkers; nine to five chillin' at Hewlet Packard. Wanna run with my crew, huh? Through cyber space and crunch numbers like I do. They call me the king of the spreadsheets; got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets. My new computer's got the clocks; it rocks. But it was obsolete before I opened the box. You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique. Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great, if you can use a nice, heavy, paper-weight. My digital media is write protected, every volumn inspected, no viruses detected. I beta-tested every operatin' system, gave ops to some, on others I dised 'em. While your computers crashin', mine's multi-taskin'. Got a flat screen monitor, forty inches wide; I believe your's says etch-a-sketch on the side. In a 32-bit world, you're a two bit user; you've got your own newsgroup - all total losers. You're motherboard melts, when you try to send a fax; where'd you get that CPU? In a box of Cracker Jacks? What do ya wanna to do? Wanna be hackers? Cold crackers? Slackers? Wastin' time with all the chat-room yakkers; nine to five chillin' at Hewlet Packard. What? 'Its All About the Pentiums' by Weird Al Yankovich From the CD 'Running With Scissors' http://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
On 12/27/2013 11:25 AM, bobpri...@yahoo.com wrote: When Barry met Richard I've never met Barry, Bob. He's over near Paris, France; I'm over here out by Paris, Texas.
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
Apparently Bob learned nothing from Robin, not even how to form a break between paragraphs. Get back to us Bob, after you take a few computer lessons at a community college. Thanks for the post, but I don't have time to reformat for easier reading. Go figure. On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpri...@yahoo.com wrote: Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita; *let's review what we know* about Barry and Richard, and what they have in common - to determine if their new found passion for each other has the legs needed to go the distance: first, they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for companions with heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a microprocessor; second, they both believe vanity publishing is a viable business model - although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be hiding from Richard some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do that sort of thing; third, both appear to have a keen desire to be taken seriously as writers, teachers, and intellectuals and seem to believe that HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA foot notes have replaced libraries - if they adopt (Richard appears to be beyond child bearing years) would they name the child HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF; fourth, they both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military brats from Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share is planning to rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and Richard's wind-up toy (don't call her a blow up doll, she obviously has no microprocessor); sixth, they're both obsessed with Judy and appear hooked on the regular humiliation she subjects them to - as if playing so far out of above their pay grade compensates for the exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be confused with almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh, they both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral observer might wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they missed the chance to join the WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims he recently read everything Robin ever wrote; I just hope Barry doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few - tell Richard about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a bonfire); eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both appear lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in a cafe, Richard in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how could anyone doubt that nuptials for these two are meant to be, and just around the corner; I think in their declining years these two have what it takes to make a union that will inspire the poets: of course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for example, how will Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap - just as Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt be captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine Richard coming off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and refusing to say when he'll be back. We can also only pray that Richard will get to safety when Barry starts practicing his martial arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a particularly devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: who will do the laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with our well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road, because, once he has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR. And with our best wishes, here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being so conservative, we'll assume that Richard will be taking Barry's last name; I know he would not like to be referred to as the wind-up toy) to practice while he's doing the laundry, and keeping supper warm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE Go figure!
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... wrote:
Apparently Bob learned nothing from Robin, not even how to form a break
between paragraphs. Get back to us Bob, after you take a few computer lessons
at a community college. Thanks for the post, but I don't have time to reformat
for easier reading. Go figure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita; let's review
what we know about Barry and Richard, and what they have in common - to
determine if their new found passion for each other has the legs needed to go
the distance: first, they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for
companions with heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a microprocessor;
second, they both believe vanity publishing is a viable business model -
although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be hiding from Richard
some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do that sort of thing;
third, both appear to have a keen desire to be taken seriously as writers,
teachers, and intellectuals and seem to believe that HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA
foot notes have replaced libraries - if they adopt (Richard appears to be
beyond child bearing years) would they name the child HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF;
fourth, they both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL
wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military brats from
Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share is planning to
rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and Richard's wind-up toy (don't
call her a blow up doll, she obviously has no microprocessor); sixth, they're
both obsessed with Judy and appear hooked on the regular humiliation she
subjects them to - as if playing so far out of above their pay grade
compensates for the exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be
confused with almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh, they
both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral observer might
wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they missed the chance to join the
WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims he recently read everything Robin ever
wrote; I just hope Barry doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few
- tell Richard about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a
bonfire); eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have
limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both appear
lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in a cafe, Richard
in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how could anyone doubt that
nuptials for these two are meant to be, and just around the corner; I think in
their declining years these two have what it takes to make a union that will
inspire the poets: of course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for
example, how will Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap -
just as Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt be
captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine Richard coming
off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and refusing to say when he'll be
back. We can also only pray that Richard will get to safety when Barry starts
practicing his martial arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a
particularly devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: who will do
the laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with our
well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road, because, once he
has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR. And with our best wishes,
here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being so conservative, we'll assume that
Richard will be taking Barry's last name; I know he would not like to be
referred to as the wind-up toy) to practice while he's doing the laundry, and
keeping supper warm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
Go figure!
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
You've wasted another post on me, Bob - I hardly ever click on a YouTube
link if the poster can't spend the time posting a comment to go with it.
What exactly, are you trying to say? I'm sure it is interesting coming
from you, but I have bad eyes these days.
On 12/26/2013 12:48 PM, bobpri...@yahoo.com wrote:
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... wrote:
Apparently Bob learned nothing from Robin, not even how to form a
break between paragraphs. Get back to us Bob, after you take a few
computer lessons at a community college. Thanks for the post, but I
don't have time to reformat for easier reading. Go figure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita;
*let's review what we know* about Barry and Richard, and what they
have in common - to determine if their new found passion for each
other has the legs needed to go the distance: first, they both
believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for companions with
heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a microprocessor; second,
they both believe vanity publishing is a viable business model -
although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be hiding
from Richard some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do
that sort of thing; third, both appear to have a keen desire to be
taken seriously as writers, teachers, and intellectuals and seem to
believe that HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA foot notes have replaced
libraries - if they adopt (Richard appears to be beyond child bearing
years) would they name the child HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF; fourth, they
both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL
wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military
brats from Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share
is planning to rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and
Richard's wind-up toy (don't call her a blow up doll, she obviously
has no microprocessor); sixth, they're both obsessed with Judy and
appear hooked on the regular humiliation she subjects them to - as if
playing so far out of above their pay grade compensates for the
exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be confused
with almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh,
they both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral
observer might wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they
missed the chance to join the WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims
he recently read everything Robin ever wrote; I just hope Barry
doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few - tell Richard
about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a bonfire);
eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have
limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both
appear lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in
a cafe, Richard in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how
could anyone doubt that nuptials for these two are meant to be, and
just around the corner; I think in their declining years these two
have what it takes to make a union that will inspire the poets: of
course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for example, how will
Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap - just as
Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt
be captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine
Richard coming off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and
refusing to say when he'll be back. We can also only pray that
Richard will get to safety when Barry starts practicing his martial
arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a particularly
devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: who will do the
laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with
our well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road,
because, once he has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR.
And with our best wishes, here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being
so conservative, we'll assume that Richard will be taking Barry's
last name; I know he would not like to be referred to as the wind-up
toy) to practice while he's doing the laundry, and keeping supper warm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
Go figure!
Re: [FairfieldLife] When Barry Met Richard
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... wrote:
You've wasted another post on me, Bob - I hardly ever click on a YouTube link
if the poster can't spend the time posting a comment to go with it. What
exactly, are you trying to say? I'm sure it is interesting coming from you, but
I have bad eyes these days.
His posts aren't for you Ricky, they're for those who can and do appreciate
them. You just stick with the photos of shacks and keep preening and strutting
for Sharon, okay?
On 12/26/2013 12:48 PM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, punditster@... mailto:punditster@...
wrote:
Apparently Bob learned nothing from Robin, not even how to form a break
between paragraphs. Get back to us Bob, after you take a few computer lessons
at a community college. Thanks for the post, but I don't have time to reformat
for easier reading. Go figure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita; let's review
what we know about Barry and Richard, and what they have in common - to
determine if their new found passion for each other has the legs needed to go
the distance: first, they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for
companions with heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a microprocessor;
second, they both believe vanity publishing is a viable business model -
although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be hiding from Richard
some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do that sort of thing;
third, both appear to have a keen desire to be taken seriously as writers,
teachers, and intellectuals and seem to believe that HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA
foot notes have replaced libraries - if they adopt (Richard appears to be
beyond child bearing years) would they name the child HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF;
fourth, they both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL
wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military brats from
Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share is planning to
rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and Richard's wind-up toy (don't
call her a blow up doll, she obviously has no microprocessor); sixth, they're
both obsessed with Judy and appear hooked on the regular humiliation she
subjects them to - as if playing so far out of above their pay grade
compensates for the exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be
confused with almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh, they
both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral observer might
wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they missed the chance to join the
WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims he recently read everything Robin ever
wrote; I just hope Barry doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few
- tell Richard about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a
bonfire); eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have
limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both appear
lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in a cafe, Richard
in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how could anyone doubt that
nuptials for these two are meant to be, and just around the corner; I think in
their declining years these two have what it takes to make a union that will
inspire the poets: of course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for
example, how will Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap -
just as Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt be
captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine Richard coming
off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and refusing to say when he'll be
back. We can also only pray that Richard will get to safety when Barry starts
practicing his martial arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a
particularly devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: who will do
the laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with our
well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road, because, once he
has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR. And with our best wishes,
here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being so conservative, we'll assume that
Richard will be taking Barry's last name; I know he would not like to be
referred to as the wind-up toy) to practice while he's doing the laundry, and
keeping supper warm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
Go figure!
