[LU] Ciao

2013-03-22 Thread Kneale, Andy
Well, they've finally decided that it is verboten for us to send mails to external addresses from work. Bye all. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an

Re: [LU] Ciao

2013-03-22 Thread Kneale, Andy
Accessing external mail addresses from work is also verboten. I know I have the option of changing to my home mail address, but the thought of having to trawl through all the mails when I get home would (oddly) feel more like work than having them drip feed to me during the day. Anyway, it

Re: [LU] Becchio gone ?

2013-01-31 Thread Kneale, Andy
Reports are coming out that Becchio has passed his medical for Norwich My sources say it was as follows: Walk on Trot Gallop Woah, boy! Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial

Re: [LU] Becchio gone ?

2013-01-31 Thread Kneale, Andy
Becchio gone - the List is dead. Long live the List. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data

Re: [LU] Becchio gone ?

2013-01-31 Thread Kneale, Andy
I seem to remember you said you'd saw your own head off if anyone paid money for Becchio ;) Yeah, pics or it didn't happen, Mark! Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial

Re: [LU] Becchio gone ?

2013-01-31 Thread Kneale, Andy
Brown is simply a reflection of what most of us see in the mirror every day - ugly and old. :P Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of

Re: [LU] LU: Stand up for GFH

2013-01-29 Thread Kneale, Andy
Well, one of the conditions GFH stated up front was that Warlock's position was safe. Not sure why they did that, or whether Cap'n Birdseye insisted upon it? It would seem bad form to sack him after that, especially since he's due to leave in the summer. Although personally, I'd kick him out

[LU] Test

2013-01-28 Thread Kneale, Andy
Andy Kneale . GTI GSO - Mainframe-ISA Communicator: GSO Scheduling MF ISA Phone: GDP 8-232-3996 +44 (0)1202 323996 This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an

[LU] test

2013-01-28 Thread Kneale, Andy
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Re: [LU] keeps on getting worse...

2013-01-25 Thread Kneale, Andy
Sean Gregan Argh!! What a horrible reminder. Shouting and pointing - midfield general mein Arsch. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official

Re: [LU] keeps on getting worse...

2013-01-25 Thread Kneale, Andy
I'll see your Eirik Bakke and raise you a Jacob Burns. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices,

Re: [LU] keeps on getting worse...

2013-01-25 Thread Kneale, Andy
Oh gosh, surely our Brazilian international has to be in there? Roque-something-or-other...? (I must have tried to erase is name.) Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial

Re: [LU] keeps on getting worse...

2013-01-25 Thread Kneale, Andy
Two words. Nigel. And Worthington. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and other

Re: [LU] All Rich Ws birthdays have come at once

2013-01-24 Thread Kneale, Andy
he believes his best interests are served by a move away from Leeds United. That probably applies to every single player. :-( Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument

Re: [LU] All Rich Ws birthdays have come at once

2013-01-24 Thread Kneale, Andy
How much will we get for him? Only an idiot would pay good money for a 29-year-old of limited ability. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official

Re: [LU] All Rich Ws birthdays have come at once

2013-01-24 Thread Kneale, Andy
around the £3-£4m mark Really? That would be stupidity on a Seth Johnson scale! Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any

Re: [LU] Non LU = Health and Safety gone mad !!

2013-01-23 Thread Kneale, Andy
Are todays 6 year olds really so stupid that they do not know the difference between a coin and a smartie ??? They are the ones that grow in to adults that don't know their arse from their elbow. And then they become managers... Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes

Re: [LU] Dindane

2013-01-22 Thread Kneale, Andy
Maybe he's come for the weather? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and other information

[LU] Adkins

2013-01-18 Thread Kneale, Andy
Nigel Adkins has been sacked! Are they nuts??! Get him in LUFC now! Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All

[LU] test

2013-01-18 Thread Kneale, Andy
This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and other information are not warranted as to completeness or

Re: [LU] Disgraceful ... However!

2013-01-18 Thread Kneale, Andy
So ... Adkins for Elland Road anyone? Absolutely. Proven track record, sensible approach, good bloke. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official

Re: [LU] Disgraceful ... However!

2013-01-18 Thread Kneale, Andy
Some might say the same about you. -Original Message- From: Richard Walker [mailto:richleed...@yahoo.co.uk] Sent: 18 January 2013 15:06 To: Lee Jones Cc: Kneale, Andy; leedslist@gn.apc.org Subject: Re: [LU] Disgraceful ... However! He's a tosspot. On 18 Jan 2013, at 15:01, Lee

Re: [LU] Disgraceful ... However!

2013-01-18 Thread Kneale, Andy
Come on, Rich - qualify that statement. Or at least explain why you don't think he would be good for LUFC. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official

[LU] Snow in Yorkshire?

2013-01-18 Thread Kneale, Andy
Is the game likely to be affected tomorrow? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and other

Re: [LU] [non-LU] I love it when people argue about religion

2013-01-10 Thread Kneale, Andy
I'm agnostic nowadays... I too have been through very some tough times the past 15 years (and still ongoing), which has certainly tested my faith pretty much to breaking point. I've come to realise that the WAY Christianity is taught/interpreted by the western (i.e. affluent) world is a major

Re: [LU] I love it when people argue about religion

2013-01-09 Thread Kneale, Andy
Ah... yet AGAIN... rock n' roll saves the world! Gaffer Now you're talking... Ken Bates as a Priest of the Temples of Syrinx... What can this strange device be? When I kick it, it goes in the goal... And GFH booming: We have assumed control... We have assumed control... We have assumed

Re: [LU] Stuart Hall

2012-12-06 Thread Kneale, Andy
Have you noticed how these are all larger than life characters?? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market

Re: [LU] Non-LU: More tech help required.

2012-10-25 Thread Kneale, Andy
Doom und gloom, re: my iRiver. I updated the firmware to the latest version (which is still a few years old), and then converted the offending album as Nigel suggested, to non-variable bit-rate MP3 files, but the same result. I then converted them to .WMA files, and still the same result.

[LU] Non-LU: More tech help required.

2012-10-24 Thread Kneale, Andy
Well, since this list seems full of technical expertise, I too have a problem: I have an iRiver MP3 player which is 7 years old, and the hard disk still has about 25% free space. A few days ago, I bought two downloads from Amazon: a single track and a whole album. They played fine on my PC,

Re: [LU] Non-LU: More tech help required.

2012-10-24 Thread Kneale, Andy
Thanks Nigel. I'll try that and let y'all know (cos I know the whole list will be waiting on tenterhooks). Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official

Re: [LU] Justice for the 96

2012-09-17 Thread Kneale, Andy
Yes, it has been a very poignant reminder of the events, and the terrible injustice that has been perpetrated by the government, the police, the coroner and the media. And some of them are still trying to weedle their way out of it, but I believe the wheels are in motion, and heads will finally

Re: [LU] Surprised no-one else has mentioned this

2012-08-29 Thread Kneale, Andy
Yes, I've seen it too (in Bournemouth)! Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and other

Re: [LU] Shrewsbury report

2012-08-13 Thread Kneale, Andy
Thanks for the report, Dave. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and other information are

Re: [LU] squad numbers

2012-08-03 Thread Kneale, Andy
Let's hope Warnock is good at building a team spirit very quickly. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market

Re: [LU] Snodgrass

2012-07-25 Thread Kneale, Andy
We need a Josie Wales. Frankly, I'm beginning to lose faith too. :( Gaffer Spot on AndyI thought the same thing. There's no new owner coming. The cavalry isn't coming to save the day. Our little homestead is being burned to the ground by Bates...soon the scalping will begin in earnest.

Re: [LU] Luke Varney

2012-07-24 Thread Kneale, Andy
Sounds like we'd be better signing Reg Varney. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and

Re: [LU] Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

2012-07-23 Thread Kneale, Andy
Surely only Gav can forgive sins ? Or is Da Rev a real reverend also ? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All

Re: [LU] New away kit

2012-07-06 Thread Kneale, Andy
Thanks, I'm well aware of what a living document is - my question remains: is any of it true - i.e. the takeover actually occurred? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial

Re: [LU] Take over

2012-07-06 Thread Kneale, Andy
And all LUFC references have now been removed. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and

Re: [LU] Euro 2012 - the highlight

2012-07-02 Thread Kneale, Andy
Funnily enough Rev, my workmate and I just had exactly the same conversation about great sides - most of whom didn't win anything - and we came up with Brazil '70, Holland '74, France '82, plus Brazil of '82, with Falcao, Eder, Socrates, Junior, Zico, etc. Gaffer This communication is

Re: [LU] Euro 2012 - the highlight

2012-06-28 Thread Kneale, Andy
I put it to the class that Barca and Spain are killing football! Totally agreed, Stig old chap. Spain should have mullered Portugal last night, but were so pathetically cautious that I (gulp) ended up wanting Cristiano Ronaldo's Portugal to win. Germany have played the best and most

Re: [LU] takeover latestish

2012-05-30 Thread Kneale, Andy
Betty is our fake sheik! Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and other information are not

Re: [LU] Surplus to requirements

2012-05-02 Thread Kneale, Andy
Stig, you got the call from LUFC yet? I hear USA international Mark Tuffey has... Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any

Re: [LU] Fwd: Well that's alright then

2012-04-18 Thread Kneale, Andy
I do have a theatrical background darling. I could tell that from the way you played football, Timbo! :P Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official

Re: [LU] The signee

2012-04-18 Thread Kneale, Andy
Rumored - reported on WACCOE as being one Mr. Alan Smith. Surely there's a thread on that rumour every 6 months? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an

Re: [LU] NONLU I'm bored, so howabout vinyl thread?

2012-04-18 Thread Kneale, Andy
First single bought for me - Gary Glitter again! I Love You Love Me Love - Xmas 73. First album bought for me - Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet - one story each side! First single I bought... crumbs... possibly Earth Dies Screaming / Dream a Lie - UB40. First album - Outlandos D'Amour -

[LU] Crikey, how could I have forgotten...

2012-03-29 Thread Kneale, Andy
Just remembering a few more faces from my Worldnet 199? Experience: Jabba, Adie Turford, Voicey (who turned up with 80s big wavy haircut to play 45 mins), Da Rev, who I seem to remember turned up with shades and family in tow, to wish us the best. Raffe - pickled herrings and beer maestro!

Re: [LU] list down?

2012-03-28 Thread Kneale, Andy
I think if there is any club in England that you could go to and openly swear your allegiance to the opposition in the home end it would be Fulham. Well, actually it was like Enemy at the Gates before the match, with club stewards marching about, shouting through megaphones that any away fans

Re: [LU] RIch W has an adherent re Pugh

2012-03-22 Thread Kneale, Andy
He provides stability Dave - ho ho ho. GORDON'S ALIVE!! Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices,

Re: [LU] Miracle Watch.....

2012-03-15 Thread Kneale, Andy
Optimistic is a bit strong. However, it was good to see them play as if they cared. We have to make up 6 points on all our rivals to stand a chance. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any

Re: [LU] Quiet List

2012-03-13 Thread Kneale, Andy
Oh well, I'll pipe up then. I watched the game on Sunday and was very pleasantly surprised. I've always liked Grayson, but I'm afraid (for whatever reasons) the team under him was lacking in so many areas. On Sunday I saw a side that was solid in defence, that chased like terriers, gave

Re: [LU] LU: Paul Robinson signs on loan

2012-03-12 Thread Kneale, Andy
Robbo (for that is what we can now call him) looked just what the defence needed - an organiser, a talker and a solid player, very useful indeed at Championship level. Overall, we trounced a Boro side that are many points above us, with a good home record. Let's hope this spurs us on to a good

Re: [LU] Non LU: Fertility Question

2012-02-23 Thread Kneale, Andy
Got a lovely lad of 18, studying to be an electrician, but can't get a placement anywhere. Works a lot of hours in Micky Ds and hates it - good lesson to learn. But he's saved up, bought (and runs) his own car, goes to gigs, stays out late. Somehow gets up the next morning for work! He's not

Re: [LU] Non LU: Fertility Question

2012-02-23 Thread Kneale, Andy
I too loved the Terminator! One of my favourites. I always took my lad to Saturday morning footy, but stopped when he wasn't enjoying it. It was a shame, because he was twice as good as me at that age (not hard), but we never wanted to force him. He much prefers individual sports like

Re: [LU] Warnock talking a good game

2012-02-20 Thread Kneale, Andy
the media portrayal of him is of someone who is a motivator not a tactician. Although 7 promotions would indicate that there's more to him than just motivation. The way he treats players during a match reminds me of Martin O'Neill - he publicly shows his appreciation for a good job

Re: [LU] Brolin = Comedy

2012-02-15 Thread Kneale, Andy
He started so well, if I recall. I signed him in our fantasy league when he joined us, and I'm sure he scored a couple and set up a couple for Yeboah in one of his early games. Ah well. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or

Re: [LU] O'Leary

2012-02-08 Thread Kneale, Andy
My overriding memory of O'Deary is him sitting on the bench, chin in hands, looking out at his team of expensive misfits (being played out of position), and watching it all go wrong, but doing nothing about it - despite a bench full of players. Added to that, his horribly arrogant attitude -

Re: [LU] New manager?

2012-02-02 Thread Kneale, Andy
where will it end? In abject failure, of course - we are Leeds. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market

Re: [LU] Leslie says

2012-02-02 Thread Kneale, Andy
So, perhaps Mr Ash thought it was true and knocked her about ? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market

Re: [LU] List meet (was who could this be now?)

2012-02-02 Thread Kneale, Andy
It's a bit like clairvoyant fairs. Why do they need signposts? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market

Re: [LU] Grayson sacked - on OS

2012-02-01 Thread Kneale, Andy
I heard a rumour this morning that Steve Bruce is to be his replacement !!! Oh please, no... Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of

[LU] So, what now?

2012-02-01 Thread Kneale, Andy
Is there someone lined up? Is it likely to be someone associated with Bates, i.e. Chelsea connection? There are any number of high-profile but poor managers out there... McLaren, Bruce, Davies, Sven (joking)... What are the latest odds? Gaffer This communication is for informational

Re: [LU] So, what now?

2012-02-01 Thread Kneale, Andy
You wouldn't put it past Bates to hire ex-scum, just to wind the fans up. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All

Re: [LU] Ipswich

2012-01-23 Thread Kneale, Andy
Someone said that Becchio's celebration after scoring was 'strange'. Anyone care to explain? Argentinian robot dance? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an

Re: [LU] Midfielder upgrade part 2

2012-01-20 Thread Kneale, Andy
Or perhaps the mindset of those leaving is that they just want to play football in a happier environment? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official

Re: [LU] Non LU: New vote?

2012-01-12 Thread Kneale, Andy
The first Romana from Dr Who (Mary Tamm). A Timelord is an alien! Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market

Re: [LU] Non LU: New vote?

2012-01-12 Thread Kneale, Andy
Got to be Blake 7's Servalan! Ahem... guilty... was only about 14 at the time, your honour. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any

Re: [LU] v arse

2012-01-10 Thread Kneale, Andy
I don't think TH was offside - he lost his marker and snuck in, like a decent striker. Let's face it, although we were dogged, we gave the ball away about 100 times. It was only the fact that Chamack (sp) and Arshavin were so awful that they didn't score about 8. Becchio was heavily marked,

Re: [LU] our next manager ?

2012-01-09 Thread Kneale, Andy
Regarding watching other teams play, unless I want one team to win (and the reason for that is usually because I hate the other team!), then I find watching non-LUFC games boring. I think it is also because we are no longer in the top flight, which covers 95% of games I can watch on TV. If we

Re: [LU] Jimmy Bullard

2011-12-30 Thread Kneale, Andy
I used to like Bullard - when he was at Fulham, and appeared to be a level-headed bloke, happy to be where he was. Then, he seemed to change, and thought he was worth far more than he was being paid. I'm with Mike on this one - overpaid ego we can't afford. Gaffer This communication is for

Re: [LU] 4-0

2011-11-30 Thread Kneale, Andy
I wondered when you would raise your ugly head. Aww... no fair. He's a little blonde bombshell. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation

Re: [LU] new keeper.

2011-11-04 Thread Kneale, Andy
Somebody with a bit of experience would have been nice. Sepp Meyer..? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All

Re: [LU] Fw: Blackpool report

2011-11-04 Thread Kneale, Andy
I'd gladly sign for Swindon to take them down. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and other

Re: [LU] Fw: Blackpool report

2011-11-04 Thread Kneale, Andy
How many players has Grayson made better on arriving at Leeds Are you Wenger in reverse? Are you Wenger in re-verse? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an

Re: [LU] Fw: Blackpool report

2011-11-04 Thread Kneale, Andy
Many years ago, when I used to do fantasy league (and had far too much time on my hands), I looked at Fergiescum's record of signings, to see how many players failed to live up to expectations - it was about one third. So even the biggest clubs have a significant failure rate. Gaffer This

[LU] Crowd control

2011-10-27 Thread Kneale, Andy
Getting in very late last night after band practice, I was skulking around in the kitchen, eating and drinking, and turned on Talksport. A LUFC fan who had been to the game was talking about how the police totally cocked up the post-match crowd control. Instead of receiving tannoy instructions

Re: [LU] NON LU - Terry OUT!

2011-10-26 Thread Kneale, Andy
My paper said Terry was not denying saying it - just that it was being taken out of context!! (That makes it ok, then.) Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an

Re: [LU] Non-LU: Manchester still laughing

2011-10-24 Thread Kneale, Andy
BTW, the filthmonger that was sent off, was it a straight red or did he get a second yellow for hoofing the ball away? Personally I'd have sent him off at least three times. Was a straight red. Yes, Duckbill was totally at fault for at least one of the goals - the expresssion on his face was

Re: [LU] ball boy

2011-09-12 Thread Kneale, Andy
Surprised no-one has mentioned the ball boy's part in the second Palace goal.He threw the ball to the Palace player so quickly that we were unable to regroup and so got caught out on the break. (Think George Graham at Spurs the week he left us for them!) Didn't Venables do that too? Gaffer

Re: [LU] Pie in the sky

2011-08-17 Thread Kneale, Andy
Spot on! Remember the debacle against Leicester?! It was as if he'd never played the game before or seen an actual football. Ooh, a painful memory rears its ugly head - thanks for that. I remember watching it down in the local leisure centre bar, thinking/hoping that this sort of high class

Re: [LU] Does Bates want promotion this year?

2011-08-08 Thread Kneale, Andy
A mate of mine that went reckoned there were a few crucial points in the game that could have changed it for us and that they will not score 3 goals like that again all season. Hmm... I've been brooding over the match, the result, the performance since watching it on Saturday. First

Re: [LU] The game tomorrow

2011-08-05 Thread Kneale, Andy
Mike, it's on Sky. I will probably slink off to the pub as well (but in Bournemouth). Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any

Re: [LU] Euronet '97 Video

2011-07-20 Thread Kneale, Andy
Hmm... I've just realised I have no idea which year it was I attended - doesn't sound like the above. Cast list included: Raffe (plus herrings), Al Dellow, Stig, Damien, Gav, Adie T and one really talented player who's name I can't remember - he scored an amazing goal (and I don't mean me,

Re: [LU] Euronet '97 Video

2011-07-20 Thread Kneale, Andy
Heh, 'fraid not. A guy called Imran, was it? Gaffer P.S. And how could I forget Mark Tuffey and Waddle? This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of

Re: [LU] Motherwell 1 Leeds 2

2011-07-18 Thread Kneale, Andy
Ah, stuff like Sidney Devine's greatest hits, eh? As Billy Connolly once said about the essential ingredient of a good country and western song: Death, and plenty of it! Oh, ma grannie was a cripple in Nashville... Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not

Re: [LU] 'Nobody knows' who owns Leeds United

2011-03-16 Thread Kneale, Andy
I predict -15pts. (And a riot.) Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and other information

[LU] Bannan!

2011-03-07 Thread Kneale, Andy
Finally, Barry Bannan signs on loan for the rest of the season. A Villa workmate rates him highly. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official

Re: [LU] Couple of things

2011-02-17 Thread Kneale, Andy
Agreed, young Stig - Wishere looked in his element. IMHO he needs to work on his right foot, which is almost non-existent from a footy point-of-view. Either that, or become as good as Maradona, who only needed the one foot. Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It

[LU] Non-LU: Ian Hunter would be spinning in his grave...

2011-02-16 Thread Kneale, Andy
...if he were dead, of course. I am talking about the worst song I have ever heard, which has somehow won a Brit award. Pass out is the most non-musical, self-indulgent pile of poo ever created. I'm no fan of rap / r b / whatever it's called, but at least in the old days artists like Public

Re: [LU] Hull result

2011-02-02 Thread Kneale, Andy
Overall, a point away is a fairly good result. I think we may just get edged out of the playoffs, but before a ball was kicked this season, I was just hoping for survival. Paper said it was Somma's 10th goal this season, which is pretty impressive, given the short amount of time he's actually

[LU] Shirt burning

2011-02-02 Thread Kneale, Andy
All this talk of Cesspool fans burning their Torres shirts reminds me of the King of Tonga's anecdote when Ferdinand went to Scum. The Princess of Tonga was going out wearing her LUFC shirt, whereupon his majesty uttered: You can't go out in that! for, verily, it had the moniker RIO on the

Re: [LU] David gonzalez Giraldo signs (from The Scratchingshed)

2011-01-31 Thread Kneale, Andy
Hmm... a keeper who wears an alice band... Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market prices, data and other

Re: [LU] Notts Forest

2011-01-26 Thread Kneale, Andy
Watford could also overtake us if they win their game in hand. Gaffer (we're doomed! We are Leeds!) This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of

Re: [LU] Ipswich Town have sacked manager Roy Keane after 20 months in charge.

2011-01-07 Thread Kneale, Andy
How many people's football careers did Billy deliberately end ? Gaffer This communication is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as an offer or solicitation for the purchase or sale of any financial instrument or as an official confirmation of any transaction. All market

[LU] Non-LU: Bring back the Spanish waiter!

2011-01-06 Thread Kneale, Andy
Cesspool, eh? You gotta laugh. Apparently, there's an overwhelming opinion on fans' forums to bring back fat Rafa - I thought scousers were supposed to know so much about football? Still, I'm sure he could finish what he started and take them down. William Hill are offering 33/1 for