Re: YAPC::Europe

2001-06-18 Thread Merijn Broeren
for these 400 people now. Or when we finish our nailpolish. Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren | Fact: GPRS does not work if the Mobile Station (your phone, Software Geek | that is) moves faster than 500 km/h. Tip: NEVER drive faster than 450 km/h if you are wapping while driving!

Re: Government Websites

2001-06-18 Thread Merijn Broeren
Quoting Roger Burton West ([EMAIL PROTECTED]): Users will say: Ooh! Shiny!. Poing-poing-poing! -- Merijn Broeren | Fact: GPRS does not work if the Mobile Station (your phone, Software Geek | that is) moves faster than 500 km/h. Tip: NEVER drive faster than 450 km/h if you

Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Merijn Broeren
that statement to 'boasting about being the team shining the boots and greasing the pickaxes of the team sent in to rescue the hostages'. Who are now apparently enjoying their beer. ;-) Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren | Software Geek | Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. |

Re: Inline::PERL

2001-06-03 Thread Merijn Broeren
for this, they call this powerful incantation PEARL! Sadly, I can still remember all the headhunters looking for people that knew that particular language. As you say, a good indication to run far and fast. Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren | Fact: GPRS does not work if the Mobile Station (your phone

Shoot out

2001-05-17 Thread Merijn Broeren
Hi, Have you seen http://www.bagley.org/~doug/shootout/ ? My pike loving friend was amused to see Perl and Python trounced. But the testing rig was written in Perl at least. Cheers -- Merijn Broeren | Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavour of life, Software Geek | take big

Re: Shoot out

2001-05-17 Thread Merijn Broeren
no change. Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren | Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavour of life, Software Geek | take big bites. Moderation is for monks. |

Re: TPC Quiz Team

2001-05-17 Thread Merijn Broeren
Quoting Leon Brocard ([EMAIL PROTECTED]): ps amsterdam.pm team last time, so which .pm next time? ;-) With your record of being everywhere where there is a conference, I would say you can hook up with any .pm :-) cheers, -- Merijn Broeren | Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavour

Re: require Module; and filehandles

2001-04-26 Thread Merijn Broeren
first loaded. This is particularly important with mod_perl, since the modules themselves may change during the life of the program. http://www.perldoc.com/cpan/Apache/StatINC.html I haven't read the rest of your post. :-) -- Merijn Broeren| yell I am blond, I am blond, Software Geek | I

Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Merijn Broeren
. All this from playing with http://work.ucsd.edu:5141/cgi-bin/http_webster Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren| Fridge Theory: You should go round every corner assuming Software Geek | that just out of sight round the corner is a double width | chest freezer which has fallen off

Re: (possible) zip and file download problem

2001-04-23 Thread Merijn Broeren
, while the webserver will just invoke NameOfCGI, which in turn will be able to find fileno.zip in it's path info. Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren | Sometime in the middle ages, God got fed up with us Software Geek | and put earth at sol.milky-way.univ in his kill-file. | Pray

Re: CiP value =1.5?

2001-04-06 Thread Merijn Broeren
Quoting Simon Cozens ([EMAIL PROTECTED]): It's probably worrying if I can look at the above and think "That looks like MJD's code". Nah, the p;p;p;p;p is a dead give away. And the fnord ofcourse :-) -- Merijn Broeren| Nothing is more poignant in old age than the Sof

Re: Test

2001-04-06 Thread Merijn Broeren
. Cheerrs, -- Merijn Broeren| Nothing is more poignant in old age than the Software Geek | memory of temptation resisted. |

[HELP] Quick question about Red Hat and gb keyboards

2001-04-06 Thread Merijn Broeren
? Cheers, [1] Correct single quote usage? -- Merijn Broeren| Nothing is more poignant in old age than the Software Geek | memory of temptation resisted. |

Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-05 Thread Merijn Broeren
after being 'impolite to the teacher' when I refused (loudly) to accept his version of the first moonlanding where Aldrin got out first. Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren| My hat to keep the Martian brain rays out works just fine. Software Geek | It's really *good* tin foil

Re: Test from uuencode boy

2001-04-04 Thread Merijn Broeren
, 7bit, us-ascii, 0.9K] Amazing powers of obfuscation in Outlook. -- Merijn Broeren| My hat to keep the Martian brain rays out works just fine. Software Geek | It's really *good* tin foil. | And stop staring at me like that.

Re: ISO8601 [was] Re: Pointless, Badly-Written Module.

2001-03-21 Thread Merijn Broeren
/postal.html Makes for interesting reading about posting to anywhere. Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren| Some days it just don't pay to chew through Software Geek | the restraints in the morning... |

Re: DMP Availability

2001-02-23 Thread Merijn Broeren
that you name your classes starting with your domainname reversed. So com.shell.Business.RipofPrice.Petrol etc. Microsoft has taken to naming their java stuff com.ms.* Guess who owns ms.com? That's right, and we are *not* inclined to sell it to them. They tried though. :-) Cheers, -- Merijn

Re: DMP Availability

2001-02-23 Thread Merijn Broeren
Quoting Merijn Broeren ([EMAIL PROTECTED]): Guess who owns ms.com? On checking who was first, I did a whois microsoft.com What can I say but : MICROSOFT.COM.WHOIS.RESULTS.MAKE.A.GREAT.HUMOUR-LIST.COM DNS grafitti, who would have thought... -- Merijn Broeren | Sometime

Re: Sunday's emergency social meeting?

2001-02-21 Thread Merijn Broeren
publunch today. ;-) Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren | Sometime in the middle ages, God got fed up with us Software Geek | and put earth at sol.milky-way.univ in his kill-file. | Pray all you want, it just gets junked.

Re: OT: Buffy (or not OT, depending on your point of view)

2001-02-08 Thread Merijn Broeren
. ;-) There is a semi-valid reason for it, trailers are edited by different people (apparently highly valued), and usually before the actual movie is edited. Personally I try to avoid trailers and movie reviews, too many spoilers. Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren | 'I want to understand everything. I want

Re: Technical Meeting Sponsorship

2001-02-07 Thread Merijn Broeren
. No way I can get a corporate sponsorship in time. Cheers, -- Merijn Broeren | Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavour of life, Software Geek | take big bites. Moderation is for monks. |