[ANNOUNCE] Surrey.pm Social, Thursday 25 Sep

2003-09-24 Thread Sam Vilain
first Thursday before the last Friday? Straws will be drawn for the Surrey.pm `leader', though quite what duties that will entail is unknown at this time. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] The 100 per cent American is 99 per cent an idiot GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Re: Surrey.pm (was: back to the 80's)

2003-09-24 Thread Sam Vilain
for me... Anying daring enough to announce this officially on the list ? :-) -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chance favors the prepared mind. LOUIS PASTEUR

Re: Tech Meets Plus

2003-09-19 Thread Sam Vilain
s, there will be wireless ethernet available. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] UNIX, n: Anything which is subtly incompatible with everything else claming to be a UNIX.

Re: Online payment providers

2003-09-18 Thread Sam Vilain
osit for their merchant account. Probably to do with their turnover and market though. From what I understand that's the rough price of a payment gateway where you only get charged 2.5%. But you still get stung £25 for chargebacks. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] The flush toilet is t

Re: Surrey.pm (was: back to the 80's)

2003-09-18 Thread Sam Vilain
d Lion in Godalming, if a wide variety of ale on tap is a requirement. > (Though I am definitely agreed in principle on a surrey.pm meet) Me too, living right behind Guildford train station... -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Take what you can use and let the rest go by. KEN KESEY

Re: [OT] accessors pragma

2003-09-17 Thread Sam Vilain
hat the `$class' object it having its `attribute' member updated. Do have a look at the accessors generated by Class::Tangram objects, I've put a lot of thought into the way code looks when you use the default accessors. I know that the interface to the module itself is due for a fairly major overhaul, but try to look past that :). -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] "This is an object-oriented system. If we change anything, the users object."

Re: Partitioning?

2003-09-11 Thread Sam Vilain
space on /var. If you use MySQL/InnoDB 4.0.14 +, you can turn on O_DIRECT, and skip the Buffercache as well 8-). Linux is then reduced to being a glorified SCSI driver for MySQL :-). -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] If youve seen one redwood, youve seen them all. RONALD REAGAN

Re: Partitioning?

2003-09-11 Thread Sam Vilain
. Installing GRUB onto the second disk really depends on your BIOS behaviour, ie what BIOS device numbers it assigns to disks when one has failed. The PC's bootstrap system really sucks. A word of advice: if you have /usr on an LVM partition, have printouts of the man pages for the LVM command

Re: Spam tarpits...

2003-09-10 Thread Sam Vilain
ent and polite, too. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Don't go around the world saying it owes you something. It owes you nothing. It was here first!" -- Mark Twain

Re: Exim and HELO

2003-09-08 Thread Sam Vilain
On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 10:58, Lusercop wrote; > how can it now be unsupported?". Just upgrade. It will make your > life *so* much easier. (there are actually .debs of exim4 around > if you want it to sit nicely with your package management). Yes. Upgrade. To postfix. -- Sam

Re: Bad C Source (Re: gzipping your websites WINRAR 40 days trial)

2003-09-03 Thread Sam Vilain
am can be considered a state machine, as it has a set of states and means of transitioning between those states. So, therefore goto is valid everywhere! :-) -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all

Re: [OT] Web Hosting on Linux with ssh access

2003-09-03 Thread Sam Vilain
't think that their servers are actually based in the UK though. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Real computer scientists don't write the user interfaces, they merely argue over what they should look like.

Re: Mercury Amalgam (was: insidious biometrics, identity crises)

2003-09-02 Thread Sam Vilain
trong opinions on this -- grams per > day IIRC. You're much better off just eating more fruit and vegetables though. Get lots of Vit. C and other antioxidants at the same time. No sense in overdosing on just one. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] America is the only country that we

Re: DOS/WIN archivers of the mid 1990s

2003-09-02 Thread Sam Vilain
need to be scanned to work out where each file starts and ends. And plain `ar' doesn't do compression. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything ? VINCENT van GOGH

Re: Mercury Amalgam (was: insidious biometrics, identity crises)

2003-09-02 Thread Sam Vilain
top of the tooth) and where 75% of the tooth was missing. There is no excuse for not using it. She had to ask around in NZ to find a dentist that would do `thermo-fill' root canal treatment. This method is fast (took under 45 minutes for me) and safe. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] &quo

Re: Fave calendering software?

2003-09-02 Thread Sam Vilain
ks didn't show up). Anyone? Obviously you've never pointed Mozzy to this URL then: chrome://navigator/content/navigator.xul -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] The most merciful thing in the world ... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. H P LOVECRAFT

Re: compression (was: gzipping your websites)

2003-09-02 Thread Sam Vilain
size > becomes relatively more important. An algorithm like `lzop' would be best for on-the-fly compression IMHO. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. ABBIE HOFFMAN

Re: insidious biometrics, identity crises

2003-08-31 Thread Sam Vilain
ention of this to the author of the book, see what he's got to say. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Grand Master Turing once dreamed that he was a machine. When he awoke he exclaimed: "I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!"

Re: Getting a Hashkey for a Perl Data Structure

2003-08-31 Thread Sam Vilain
he module author to perform an impossible request, to substitute for a lack of correct system testing on the part of the user. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chance favors the prepared mind. LOUIS PASTEUR

Re: insidious biometrics, identity crises

2003-08-29 Thread Sam Vilain
27;s - eg DHA (22:6), EPA (20:5) are much better than shorter ones like ALA (18:3) or Steradonic Acid (18:4). Anyway, it's interesting stuff. He has several books; a recipe book (the meals are exquisite), a book on the benefits of fish oils, a book applying his research to vegetarians, and loads more. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Ambition is the curse of the political class. - anon.

Re: insidious biometrics, identity crises

2003-08-29 Thread Sam Vilain
Without doing He> much in the way of detox, some of her symptoms have almost He> completely gone, and the rest about half better. /me considers getting all his amalgam fillings changed to composite... -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] A seeming ignorance is often a most necessary part of worldly knowledge. - anon.

Re: London.pm identity cards

2003-08-29 Thread Sam Vilain
On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 10:35, Ben wrote; Be> That's the second pseudo-Kornerism you've sigged us with Be> today. Is there a reason? Sheer chance I'm afraid :-) -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] $h=$ENV{HOME};@q=split/\n\n/,`cat $h/.quotes`;$s="$h/.s" ."i

Re: London.pm identity cards

2003-08-29 Thread Sam Vilain
On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 09:26, Michel Rodriguez wrote; MR> (where is the pound sign when you need it?). Try AltGr+Shift+3 (or AltGr+#) with a standard XFree86 keymap... -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] This year's modesty award is given for a phrase spoken by a lecturer after a rather d

Re: insidious biometrics, identity crises

2003-08-29 Thread Sam Vilain
roteins per day. A couple of relevant studies for from PubMed: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=12432919&dopt=Abstract http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=12065621&dopt=Abstract -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] If everything would be permitted to me, I would feel lost in the abyss of freedom IGOR STRAVINSKY

Re: Bug in perl?

2003-08-28 Thread Sam Vilain
pe! You're not using Attribute::Handlers anywhere are you? I noticed something similar recently. Actually in this case a method from the wrong stash was being called. Devel::Peek and Scalar::Util are your friends debugging these sorts of problems. Perhaps changing it to something like:

Re: insidious biometrics, identity crises

2003-08-28 Thread Sam Vilain
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 19:29, Chris Benson wrote; CB> I thought it already was ... I thought that the US prison statistics were because of the War on Drugs. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] To know the truth is to distort the Universe. -- Alfred N. Whitehead (adaptation)

Re: insidious biometrics, identity crises

2003-08-28 Thread Sam Vilain
uted around the world as nutritional perfection, to something actually based on scientific study and research :-) -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Overheard at a supervision : Supervisor : Do you think you understand the basic ideas of Quantum Mechanics ? Supervisee : Ah! Well,what do

Re: request for supercited mails

2003-08-28 Thread Sam Vilain
ng instead for bunging the entire previous message at the bottom of a new message, possibly preceded by a line saying "Begin original message" or similar. There's always RMS' extremely spartan quoting style. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT

stop this slrn nonsense

2003-08-26 Thread Sam Vilain
It's screwing up the threading!

Re: [OT] SQL woes

2003-08-22 Thread Sam Vilain
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 15:08, Randal L. Schwartz wrote; RL> At a speed cost that makes it slower than Pg, and an earlier RL> spot on the design curve which Pg has already matured on. I think I'd rather spend the money I save on Pg DBA's on more disks. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROT

Re: Installing Perl on End Of Lifed Irix 5.3

2003-08-22 Thread Sam Vilain
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 10:28, Chris Young wrote; CY> B. Do I take older versions of the packages I need to go with my CY> old hardware, old OS and old database? Try DBI 1.14 or a near later version. That was the earliest known stable version AFAIK. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: Prevayler

2003-08-22 Thread Sam Vilain
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 13:13, Nigel Hamilton wrote; NH> Yes ... just imagine a world where we had terrabytes of RAM - NH> everything would be stored in vast object pools. FWIW, the NZ Stock Exchance runs on a replicated RAM database (on Linux). -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [OT] SQL woes

2003-08-22 Thread Sam Vilain
ing ... works very well using raw LVM partitions as tablespaces (I haven't yet found a way to add more table space online, but I may just be overlooking the obvious). http://www.innodb.com/features.html -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] UNIX, n: Anything which is subtly incompatible with everything else claming to be a UNIX.

Re: Mr. Brocard database tools in focus

2003-08-22 Thread Sam Vilain
e you have to explicitly tell the tool what columns you've got, and how big they are is better. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. ALAN COULT

Re: @INC

2003-08-20 Thread Sam Vilain
dependant on your prefix path!? Sheer logistics, where else would it look? The registry? -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] For even the strongest force will weaken with time, And then its violence will return, and kill it. - from the _Tao Te Ching_, chapter 30

Re: OSX - 'the real question'

2003-08-20 Thread Sam Vilain
cases. I think a better way to put this is that all changes to the OS owned directories should be made through the OS' native packaging system. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality. AL CAPONE

Re: Bra

2003-08-19 Thread Sam Vilain
> This counts as "art" rather than debauchery? On the basis that > debauchery is frowned on at social meetings? /me smells a "what is art?" debate coming on... /me farts in order to mask any such smell before things get out of hand. -- Sam Vilain, [E

Re: perl and marketing

2003-08-19 Thread Sam Vilain
and while writing this mail I searched for LOGO a bit and found this site about YoYo - Java for kids. http://lcs.www.media.mit.edu/groups/el/projects/bongo/ Sheesh, that's like feeding your kids arsenic or raw sugar! -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Real computer scientists

Re: Reordering Arrays.

2003-08-14 Thread Sam Vilain
://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=44763 -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return. SOUTH AFRICAN SAYING

Re: [OT] Bananas

2003-08-14 Thread Sam Vilain
.html -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Real software engineers write in languages that have not actually been implemented for any machine, and for which only the formal spec (in BNF) is available. This keeps them from having to take any machine dependencies into account. Machine dependencies

Re: Reordering Arrays.

2003-08-14 Thread Sam Vilain
n::Maptastic, or Collection::Map. But really, is anyone really going to use that namespace for anything? ;-) -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. BILLY ROSE

Re: text'd or texted

2003-08-14 Thread Sam Vilain
Also following the recent discussion on pronunciations, the words text'd or texted do not exists in the dictionary. Which do you think will make it first!? You forgot: "txt'd", "txted" ... pronounced "teksd" of course :-) -- Sam Vilain, [EMA

Re: HTML::Parser

2003-08-04 Thread Sam Vilain
:Situation(); my $doc = new XML::Sablotron::DOM::Document(SITUATION => $sit); $doc->parseBuffer($situa, $buffer); my @options = $doc->xql("//form//select//option"); -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] The best mirror is a friend's eye. GAELIC PROVERB

Re: General UNIX type question hmmmmm!!

2003-08-01 Thread Sam Vilain
uot;break" signal if using an RS-232 console), then type "sync" to get a crash dump, and forward the auto-analysis of it to your local Sun support team :-) - Join this great mailing list: http://www.sunmanagers.org/ -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Real sof

Re: interactive tests

2003-07-30 Thread Sam Vilain
#x27;install Bundle::Foo' < /dev/null -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. JOHN NUVEEN

Re: interactive tests

2003-07-30 Thread Sam Vilain
tc). I feel your pain. Have you released your magic SysV CPAN packager anywhere? -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth. - anon.

Re: interactive tests

2003-07-30 Thread Sam Vilain
', and skip tests if the configuration is missing. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] The sage does not distinguish between himself and the world; The needs of other people are as his own. - Tao Te Ching chapter 49

Re: interactive tests

2003-07-30 Thread Sam Vilain
hosts, all of which must > have the same version of the package installed with the same options. That's what OS packages are for. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] The best thing for being sad is to learn something. That is the only thing that never fails. T. H. WHITE

Re: multi-module packaging question

2003-07-29 Thread Sam Vilain
asic = $class->SUPER::install(@_); $basic =~ s/^(install\s+::\s+.*)$/$1 install_templates/m; $basic; } sub constants { my $class = shift; my $basic = $class->SUPER::constants(@_); $basic = "TT_TDIR = $main::template_dir\n$basic"; $basic; } package main; WriteMak

Re: Yet Another Eurostar ticket to Paris for YAPC::Europe 2003

2003-07-21 Thread Sam Vilain
Hi all, My spare ticket as below is now free to a good home. If anyone can be bothered to drag their sorry ass out of bed to get to Waterloo before 8am tomorrow morning, their passage will be free. Sam. On Mon, 14 Jul 2003 18:08, Sam Vilain wrote: > Here's another couple of tickets

Re: License question

2003-07-15 Thread Sam Vilain
eople). Oh, excellent, so it has all of the drawbacks with none of the advantages of an open source license then! Does anyone *really* think that putting a clause against using a piece of software to spam in the license will work? -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] An eye for eye only ends up

Yet Another Eurostar ticket to Paris for YAPC::Europe 2003

2003-07-14 Thread Sam Vilain
ts cost me £59 each (hence the early departure time), I'd be looking to recover as much of that as possible. I'm on IRC as mugwump (though not necessarily in #London.pm). Otherwise you can try me on 07906 189 456. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] UNIX, n: Anything which is subtly i

Re: Apache mod_perl on Windows 2000

2002-03-19 Thread Sam Vilain
"Jonathan Peterson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Given the way Apache is going, I'd have thought dealing with threading > would be quite a priority for mod_perl, no? Look out for it in mod_perl 2.0, so I've heard. It will keep a pool of interpreter threads for c

Re: War stories on releasing code

2002-03-19 Thread Sam Vilain
es, or> tips you can pass on? > > N ([EMAIL PROTECTED], for those of you that know me there. . .) > > > -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] WWW: http://sam.vilain.net/ 7D74 2A09 B2D3 C30F F78E GPG: http://sam.vilain.net/sam.asc 278A A425 30A9 05B5 2F13 Hi, I'm a .signature virus! Copy me into your ~/.signature, please!

Re: Apache mod_perl on Windows 2000

2002-03-19 Thread Sam Vilain
Alex, You best bet is probably FastCGI; you should then be able to set up a number of back-end FastCGI processes serving pages. Converting mod_perl CGI scripts to FastCGI is pretty easy, as long as you stayed away from the Apache API. See the man page for CGI::Fast for an example, or http://www

Re: OT perl question

2002-01-16 Thread Sam Vilain
On Wed, 16 Jan 2002 09:20:49 +0100 "Newton, Philip" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > FYI, the Xitami web server (at least on Win32 systems) doesn't output any of > the CGI's output to the client until the CGI is done, so perhaps it > implements CGI with STDOUT directed to a file, which it then reads

Re: Debian testing excuses

2001-11-19 Thread Sam Vilain
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 00:24:37 -0800 Paul Makepeace <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > If you've ever wondered why a Debian package is in unstable but is > taking forever to make it into testing, check this page, > > http://ftp-master.debian.org/testing/update_excuses.html (841KB now) > > I was looking

PerlMonks mugs

2001-11-19 Thread Sam Vilain
I notice that PerlMonks are selling PerlMonks coffee mugs. Perhaps it would be a good idea to buy a medium sized box of these and fob them off at london.pm meetings? Sam.

Ever tried to single-step into a SelfLoader.pm module with the debugger?

2001-11-11 Thread Sam Vilain
No? Well, if you ever find yourself doing it, make sure you stick the below patch onto SelfLoader.pm, otherwise the debugger won't know what it's debugging, and hence can't print out the current position in your code piece. Perl sucks - any decent language does not let you compile code where i

Re: Chocolate/beer (was Film Recommendation)

2001-10-02 Thread Sam Vilain
On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 15:07:18 + (GMT) Redvers Davies <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > First time I was let loose in an American town I Jaywalked by way from > one side to the other. The typical cross halfway, down the road a bit > cross the rest strategy of road traversal it seems is not apprecia

Re: Recommended agents

2001-10-02 Thread Sam Vilain
On Mon, 1 Oct 2001 14:31:33 +0100 (BST) Simon Wilcox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > However you look at it, no amount of documentation makes up for > practical experience of the system you are supporting. If you change > sys admins every 6-12 months you end up with a layered environment, > each lay

Re: Movie rant

2001-10-02 Thread Sam Vilain
On Mon, 1 Oct 2001 12:25:45 -0400 (EDT) Chris Devers <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > It's worth noting that this was apparently not just another gratuitous > Spielbergism. It was apparently part of the story as Kubrick was planning > on telling it, and as produced by Speilberg was true to that. Ca

Re: Headphones.

2001-09-19 Thread Sam Vilain
as the same specs, I have a pair that folds up into a space only slightly larger than a tennis ball and yet has the same stats as the above. -- Sam Vilain, [EMAIL PROTECTED] WWW: http://sam.vilain.net/ 7D74 2A09 B2D3 C30F F78E GPG: http://sam.vilain.net/sam.asc 278A A425 30A9 05B5 2F

Re: NMS [formmail]

2001-09-18 Thread Sam Vilain
I hear that one problem with that script is the security problem that if it is not altered, then it is possible to send mail from any address, effectively allowing you to spam with it. What I suggest for NMS scripts is that they have an internal configuration function, whereby the script will ref

Re: dha

2001-09-17 Thread Sam Vilain
On Fri, 14 Sep 2001 19:38:29 -0400 (EDT) Chris Devers <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > paid 6.50 pounds ( 10 dollars :) for a large coke once at a French > > resort once[1]. Go to Canada or the US ski resorts and some places > > even seem to have *cheaper* than normal prices ... and they where > >

Re: dha

2001-09-14 Thread Sam Vilain
On Fri, 14 Sep 2001 12:07:08 +0100 David Cantrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I strongly recommend Quillans on Buckingham Gate. It's the best curry > house in the world, according to the Curry Club. It's certainly the > best I've been to. The best curry I've had was from Panshi, who are on Ma