On 05 Jun 2011 at 06:08, Tamara Temple tamouse.li...@gmail.com wrote:
On Jun 3, 2011, at 3:52 PM, Daevid Vincent wrote:
...actually, I do have some good ones here:
http://daevid.com/content/examples/procmail.php
It appears your browser does not support some of the advanced
features this
On Sun, 5 Jun 2011, Tim Streater wrote:
Anyone whose site says that sort of crap needs a good smack.
Don't get me started on Facebook. If they don't like your browser, they
redirect you to theirWe don't support your browser page. They don't
even let you try with your unsupported browser,
On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 01:52:15PM -0700, Daevid Vincent wrote:
and I'm balding from Alopecia
Me too, but in my case, it's just 'cause I'm old. ;-}
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On 11-06-05 01:40 PM, Paul M Foster wrote:
On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 01:52:15PM -0700, Daevid Vincent wrote:
and I'm balding from Alopecia
Me too, but in my case, it's just 'cause I'm old. ;-}
My sympathies to you both... I'm baling because I produce a lot of
testosterone :D
Although,
browsers for my PERSONAL site.
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Subject: Re: [PHP] phpsadness - P.C. shmee seee.
On Jun 3, 2011, at 3:52 PM, Daevid Vincent wrote
Well said. I agree completely with your distaste for extreme political
correctness. Like I always say, it's not a stereotype if it's true.
On Jun 3, 2011 4:53 PM, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:
Reminds me (obliquely) of an entry in the index for The C Programming
Language for
On Jun 3, 2011, at 3:52 PM, Daevid Vincent wrote:
...actually, I do have some good ones here:
http://daevid.com/content/examples/procmail.php
It appears your browser does not support some of the advanced
features this site requires.
Please use Internet Explorer or Firefox.
ROFL. Good
At 1:02 PM -0400 6/2/11, Daniel Brown wrote:
On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote:
So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to explode
the host machine?
That's correct. If it causes too much userland confusion, we can
alias it as
On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd tedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote:
At 1:02 PM -0400 6/2/11, Daniel Brown wrote:
On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote:
So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to
explode
the host machine?
That's correct.
On 3 June 2011 15:23, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote:
echo('Alaho Akbar');
Nice ... any idea how many people you just insulted there?
Not me! You can quote any religious clap-trap. I won't be offended!
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On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 04:23:54PM +0200, Peter Lind wrote:
On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd tedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote:
At 1:02 PM -0400 6/2/11, Daniel Brown wrote:
On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote:
So if I understand, you want an explode() with
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On Jun 3, 2011 4:52 PM, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote:
On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 04:23:54PM +0200, Peter Lind wrote:
On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd tedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote:
At 1:02 PM -0400 6/2/11, Daniel Brown wrote:
On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion
On Thu, Jun 2, 2011 at 22:14, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote:
On Thu, Jun 02, 2011 at 01:02:26PM -0400, Daniel Brown wrote:
On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote:
So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to explode
the host
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 4:14 PM, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote:
On Jun 3, 2011 4:52 PM, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote:
On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 04:23:54PM +0200, Peter Lind wrote:
On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd tedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote:
At 1:02 PM -0400
On 3 June 2011 16:14, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote:
Admiring people that insult an entire religion? Really, it does not take
chutzpah, it just takes ignorance or stupidity to do something like that.
Nothing admirable about it.
So says the man with muppet for an avatar!
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On 3 June 2011 17:36, Stuart Dallas stu...@3ft9.com wrote:
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 4:14 PM, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote:
On Jun 3, 2011 4:52 PM, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote:
On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 04:23:54PM +0200, Peter Lind wrote:
On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM,
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote:
On Thu, Jun 2, 2011 at 22:14, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote:
On Thu, Jun 02, 2011 at 01:02:26PM -0400, Daniel Brown wrote:
On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote:
So if I
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 4:56 PM, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote:
On 3 June 2011 17:36, Stuart Dallas stu...@3ft9.com wrote:
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 4:14 PM, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com
wrote:
On Jun 3, 2011 4:52 PM, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com
wrote:
On Fri,
Stuart Dallas wrote:
[SNIP]
And this is where we disagree. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and
they're also entitled to express that opinion, whether through humour or
simple statement.
Somehow in your response I taste that you don't like people, whose opinion
is that not everybody
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 12:37 PM, Jasper Mulder lord_fa...@hotmail.com wrote:
Stuart Dallas wrote:
[SNIP]
And this is where we disagree. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and
they're also entitled to express that opinion, whether through humour or
simple statement.
Somehow in your
What's PHP? I thought this was the
top-posting-etiquette-discussion-and-simmering-race-war group.
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On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 1:05 PM, Marc Guay marc.g...@gmail.com wrote:
What's PHP? I thought this was the
top-posting-etiquette-discussion-and-simmering-race-war group.
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I just wanted to do
At 4:23 PM +0200 6/3/11, Peter Lind wrote:
On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd
mailto:tedd.sperl...@gmail.comtedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote:
That's correct. If it causes too much userland confusion, we can
alias it as detonate() as well.
Yes, to be preceded with:
echo('Alaho Akbar');
On 3 June 2011 20:42, tedd tedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote:
At 4:23 PM +0200 6/3/11, Peter Lind wrote:
On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd
mailto:tedd.sperl...@gmail.comtedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote:
That's correct. If it causes too much userland confusion, we can
alias it as detonate() as
The original PHP Sadness page didn't actually make me sad. This thread,
however, *is*. Can we all agree that we have different opinions on what
makes an appropriate joke and move on?
Here's to less sadness in the world . . .
David
On 11-06-03 04:47 PM, David Harkness wrote:
The original PHP Sadness page didn't actually make me sad. This thread,
however, *is*. Can we all agree that we have different opinions on what
makes an appropriate joke and move on?
Here's to less sadness in the world . . .
David
Here's some joy
Reminds me (obliquely) of an entry in the index for The C Programming
Language for recursion, which points right back to that index page. I
about doubled over when I first discovered it.
That's hilarious. I love subtle humor like that.
This whole thread seems to echo the original
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Subject: Re: [PHP] phpsadness
The original PHP Sadness page didn't actually make me sad. This thread,
however, *is*. Can we all agree that we have different opinions on what
makes an appropriate joke and move on?
Here's to less sadness in the world . . .
David
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On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote:
So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to explode
the host machine?
That's correct. If it causes too much userland confusion, we can
alias it as detonate() as well.
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On Thu, Jun 2, 2011 at 12:02 PM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote:
On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote:
So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to
explode
the host machine?
That's correct. If it causes too much userland
On Jun 2, 2011, at 12:26 PM, Philip Thompson wrote:
On Thu, Jun 2, 2011 at 12:02 PM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net
wrote:
On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote:
So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to
explode
the host machine?
On Thu, Jun 02, 2011 at 01:02:26PM -0400, Daniel Brown wrote:
On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote:
So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to explode
the host machine?
That's correct. If it causes too much userland confusion,
On Sun, May 29, 2011 at 14:56, Robert Cummings rob...@interjinn.com wrote:
Personally, I prefer the exception. Logically, I can take 0 from something
an infinite number of times... zero seems a far cry from this. To properly
determine the intent of a division by zero, I think the programmer
On 11-05-31 02:54 PM, Daniel Brown wrote:
On Sun, May 29, 2011 at 14:56, Robert Cummingsrob...@interjinn.com wrote:
Personally, I prefer the exception. Logically, I can take 0 from something
an infinite number of times... zero seems a far cry from this. To properly
determine the intent of a
On 5/28/2011 12:34 PM, Andre Polykanine wrote:
Hello Nathan,
Do you mean $x{8}?
That is good but not for all situations.
I need sometimes to make an array with letters as keys and numbers as
values, like this (I give English alphabet just as an example, so
please don't suggest
On 11-05-28 08:36 PM, TR Shaw wrote:
Well the argument has both sides. Division by zero on many platforms resulted
in zero. Then came IBM360 and it generated an exception causing big time issues
in legacy code so a OS patch was written to intercept the interrupt, jam the
result to zero and
Daevid Vincent wrote:
A friend sent me this URL today. While amusing, he's got many valid points
and I certainly share in his frustration.
http://www.phpsadness.com
I'd take him a bit more seriously if he used a real name ;)
But many of the points I looked at simply reflect that he has yet to
:28 AM
Subject: [PHP] phpsadness
Daevid Vincent wrote:
A friend sent me this URL today. While amusing, he's got many valid points
and I certainly share in his frustration.
http://www.phpsadness.com
I'd take him a bit more seriously if he used a real name ;)
But many of the points I
On May 28, 2011 11:27 AM, Andre Polykanine an...@oire.org wrote:
Hello Lester,
Actually, many of the points are not important for me so far, however
this one really drives me mad:
http://phpsadness.com/?page=sad/35 (can't explode() by an empty
string)
On Sat, May 28, 2011 at 4:33 AM, Robert Cummings rob...@interjinn.comwrote:
On 11-05-28 05:26 AM, Andre Polykanine wrote:
Hello Lester,
Actually, many of the points are not important for me so far, however
this one really drives me mad:
http://phpsadness.com/?page=sad/35 (can't
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Date created: , 12:37:18 PM
Subject: [PHP] phpsadness
On May 28, 2011 11:27 AM, Andre Polykanine an...@oire.org wrote
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From: Nathan Nobbe quickshif...@gmail.com
To: Robert Cummings
Date created: , 7:33:08 PM
Subject: [PHP] phpsadness
On Sat, May 28, 2011 at 1:34 PM, Andre Polykanine an...@oire.org wrote:
Hello Nathan,
Do you mean $x{8}?
yup, that or $x[8];
That is good but not for all situations.
I need sometimes to make an array with letters as keys and numbers as
values, like this (I give English alphabet
Well the argument has both sides. Division by zero on many platforms resulted
in zero. Then came IBM360 and it generated an exception causing big time issues
in legacy code so a OS patch was written to intercept the interrupt, jam the
result to zero and return.
Although mathematically
A friend sent me this URL today. While amusing, he's got many valid points
and I certainly share in his frustration.
http://www.phpsadness.com
On Fri, May 27, 2011 at 12:52 PM, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:
A friend sent me this URL today. While amusing, he's got many valid points
and I certainly share in his frustration.
http://www.phpsadness.com
Some points are valid, but many others show a lack of understanding of PHP
On 27 May 2011 20:52, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:
A friend sent me this URL today. While amusing, he's got many valid points
and I certainly share in his frustration.
http://www.phpsadness.com
WOW. That's a LOT of unhappiness.
On 11-05-27 03:52 PM, Daevid Vincent wrote:
A friend sent me this URL today. While amusing, he's got many valid points
and I certainly share in his frustration.
http://www.phpsadness.com
What a whiner!
Many of the things listed are things which give PHP character and history.
Cheers,
Rob.
On Fri, May 27, 2011 at 3:52 PM, Robert Cummings rob...@interjinn.comwrote:
On 11-05-27 03:52 PM, Daevid Vincent wrote:
A friend sent me this URL today. While amusing, he's got many valid points
and I certainly share in his frustration.
http://www.phpsadness.com
What a whiner!
Many of
On 11-05-27 05:54 PM, Nathan Nobbe wrote:
On Fri, May 27, 2011 at 3:52 PM, Robert Cummings rob...@interjinn.com
mailto:rob...@interjinn.com wrote:
On 11-05-27 03:52 PM, Daevid Vincent wrote:
A friend sent me this URL today. While amusing, he's got many
valid points
On Fri, May 27, 2011 at 17:59, Robert Cummings rob...@interjinn.com wrote:
It's common trait of whiners to give criticism but not take any :)
Where's my Like button when I need it?
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