Re: The Talk2 List Some family news

2007-10-24 Thread Maria L
Thank you everyone for your energy and words of consolation and just 
everything.  Just to let you guys know I did get a ticket OK and I'll be 
leaving tomorrow for the next month or so.  I'll be around so I'll keep you 
guys posted but it's going to be a bit chaotic.  Feel free to drop me a mail 
if you need my contact info or anything.  I will do my best to stay in 
touch.


Maria 




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The Talk2 List Last authentic Louis Combo box

2007-10-13 Thread Maria L
Tonight on the Louis Combo Box, there isn't a big elaborate plan.  Hopefully 
there'll be some cool jams from Onj's last NInjam session, and if there's 
enough listener participation, the next installment of Little Britain. 
**hint hint**


Also, it's my last week in the UK, so who knows what will happen.
So tune in from 5 to 8 Eastern time for the usual madness.
If you don't know the address just go visit www.tbrn.net since it's much 
easier to use whatever player yu're comfortable with.




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Re: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out!

2007-09-21 Thread Maria L
Mary Ann, you bring up a good point.  Personally, from a girl's standpoint, 
I'm just happy if my partner wants to do things in even a couple of areas of 
interest for me.  They don't even have to be at the same level of interest, 
but just showing some curiosity about something I'm into makes things more 
enjoyable.  But of course hving his own hobbies is important too, sometimes 
it helps gain perspective on stuff.


And about an interest being homegrown, I don't think that's so important.  I 
once got an ex boyfriend fairly interested in music, and it was a lot of fun 
introducing him to things he'd never heard before and just sharing those 
feelings of discovery.  I guess it depends on the level of your attachment 
to whatever thing.


Curious what everyone else thinks.

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The Talk2 List Cover show

2007-08-11 Thread Maria L
In slightly more than an hour I will probably be doing a fill in for Derek, 
at least for a couple of hours. Someone  can do the last hour of his slot if 
they want or else we'll have a weird transition into the combo box.  Please 
alert all your friends.


Maria 




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The Talk2 List The new No to All button

2007-05-22 Thread Maria L
I just thought I'd post this in case some of you aren't on my LJ friends or 
don't read it, etc.


Have you ever seen the familiar windows dialogue with the following options?
Yes
Yes to All
No

Have you ever wanted a No to All button?  It's possible, and I finally 
figured out how to do it yesterday.  Just press Shift N.  Sighted peoplle 
can apparently hold down shift while clicking the No button, but I don't 
know if that's still working.
Anyway, it does work, it's very useful sometimes, and I thought some people 
might find it useful.


Now I go to write about Spanish books in English.

Maria 




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Re: The Talk2 List Just a quick heads up

2007-03-27 Thread Maria L
MessageHey, at least you can jump around the schedule and still make your 
shows. lol I even got yelled at by the oracle and then I lost my voice.  But oh 
well, we get to interact with you more often, which is fun.

Good luck with your paper.

Maria, who likes Email because it's typing

  - Original Message - 
  From: John Clower 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2007 2:08 PM
  Subject: The Talk2 List Just a quick heads up


  Hello all

For those bad people who missed the Saturday TBRN line-up, you'd best not 
do that again, for until the month of May, it looks like John will be jumping 
to Saturday mornings immediately preceding WDGLFM from 11 to 2.  I apologize 
for jumping around so much on the schedule, but unfortunately classes have to 
come first, and I'll actually be in town every weekend through the end of the 
semester.  Which is mucho grande bueno, for seventeen consecutive hours 
spanning seven shows of live broadcasting is very good for you!!!

Incidentally all-nighters are not much fun, especially when they involve 
term papers over 600+-paged memoirs.

Re: The Talk2 List This list has been dead.

2007-01-11 Thread Maria L

Oh scary.
why Livejournal.com radio by the way?  did you get it to work or 
something?Line 3

and 4

Maria
- Original Message - 
From: Samuel Proulx [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:15 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List This list has been dead.



Because that's the encoding that Derren writes in.  His mail client
apparently believes he needs to write Icelandic and other strange
characters.  Time waste: I never knew about FRNK radio.  I just tuned in
now...what a complete and total waste of time.  Wow.  These people all
lose.  No, seriously.  All of them.  livejournal.com/radio.
Maria L wrote:

congratulations Darren.  You've just taken the big step into hopeless
insanity.  lol

And now, why does my Outlook Express window say central European at
the top? Help!

Maria

- Original Message - From: Darren Duff [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 11, 2007 3:27 PM
Subject: RE: The Talk2 List This list has been dead.


Well, I for one am sertenly alive and kicking, and have just joined this
fine list!


Darren Duff.

Assistive Technology Instructor

Phone: (678)936-6113

E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

msn: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

skype ID: duffman31279

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
Of TJ
Olsen
Sent: Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:29 PM
To: talk2
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List This list has been dead.


I'M alive, or at least i think i am *checks pulse*. Oh yes ok alls
good i'm
not dead yet, i mean i could end up dead but thats another  issue for no
other dayoh its 5 27 i am meant to be in the lobby  meeting a friend
to go
to a show in 3 minutes, so i  should probably hit alt in combination with
the letter s. But not before encouraging you all to listen to my shift on
college radio mondays 3-6 am

tj
- Original Message - From: Samuel Proulx [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, January 08, 2007 10:11 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List This list has been dead.



Just a joke about not asking if my code works.  The code is for the
task of validating user input, and trying to catch all the ways a user
could make mistakes, or try and trip up my programming.  For example,
think about a form on a website that asks for your first name.  The
name can't:
-- contain punctuation other than period and apostrophe
-- contain numbers other than roman numerals
-- be shorter than 2 characters
-- be blank
-- be a space, tab, or other blank character
-- be longer than about 25 characters (for a first name)

Now what if it wants an email?  It must:
-- not have spaces
-- include an at symbol
-- include at least one period after the at symbol
-- have at least two letters and no numbers after the last period in
the address
-- not include any international characters or punctuation other than
period, underline, dash, and plus

And I haven't even started in on countries, dates, etc.  Consider that
most websites have hundreds of places where a person could type
something or enter some kind of data (usernames, passwords, search
strings, dates, times, numbers, email addresses, IM addresses,
comments,
etc) .  Now consider that every kind of bad data needs a specific error
message for what went wrong so the user knows how he/she screwed up.
That's what I've spent all day doing: checking all forms of user input
on a website I'm writing, and writing error messages for every possible
kind of bad input I could dream up for each kind of data.  How long can
a subject be?  How short?  How long should passwords be?  What if
usernames have spaces?  What sorts of punctuation can be entered into a
search form?  If punctuation is entered into a search form, does an
error need to be shown, or can it just be automatically rremoved, and
the search continue?  Must web addresses start with http://?  What about
ftp addresses?  How long can a web address be?  What characters can it
contain?  What characters must it contain, and how many?  Does any of
that apply to ftp addresses, if ftp addresses are allowed in the first
place?  Can comment and other text boxes contain html?  What kind of
html?  What about JavaScript?  As you can see, I am slowly, and ever so
carefully, going completely and irrecoverably insane.  Those questions
are all rhetorical by the way; I've answered all the ones I need
answered.  Was just throwing out random examples.  This public service
announcement has been brought to you by the coalition against writing
your own website from scratch.  Thank you for reading, and have a good
night.
Rosie Morales wrote:

Hi Sam! Yay code! What for? And what does Snoopy have to do with
anything? I am suddenly happier now. That is all.
- Original Message - From: Samuel Proulx
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, January 08, 2007 9:31 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List This list has been dead.



Hi Rosie!  Hi Derek!Hi talk2!  Hi!
I, also, am around

Re: The Talk2 List Fw: I am looking for man for long-term relations.

2007-01-03 Thread Maria L

Wow and it's the admin of the site as well. arne't you just so hot and sexy?

Oops I might have just incriminated myself.

*runs away fast*


- Original Message - 
From: Vanja Sudar [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, January 03, 2007 2:13 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: I am looking for man for long-term relations.



Wow I'm so popular girls just want me everywhere...and I'm still single?
From: ALLA L. [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, December 31, 2006 12:57 PM
Subject: I am looking for man for long-term relations.



HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!!!
I am looking for man for long-term relations.
I am from Russia,
please let me know if you have interest,
contact me here:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]



scot tonsil troll david





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Re: The Talk2 List [Fwd: El equipo de Troglio se puso arriba con un gol de Santiago Silva, de penal.]

2006-12-04 Thread Maria L

Wow, it's like, a really twisted military Paraguayan anthem. haha
BTW I am oofficially calling you Samuel Prose now, lol.

Maria

- Original Message - 
From: Samuel Proulx [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, December 04, 2006 14:57
Subject: The Talk2 List [Fwd: El equipo de Troglio se puso arriba con un gol 
de Santiago Silva, de penal.]




Spanish spam?  Why am I getting Spanish spam?  And why do the Spanish
spammers only seem to know about three scentences?  At least, I assume
it's spamm...I don't know anyone who would be emailing me in Spanish.
 Original Message 
Subject: El equipo de Troglio se puso arriba con un gol de Santiago
Silva, de penal.
Date: Sun, 3 Dec 2006 19:23:16 +0200
From: Cordelia [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]



Pero aparecieron los paraguayos Salcedo y Cardozo para rescatar la 
igualdad. Pero aparecieron los paraguayos Salcedo y Cardozo para rescatar 
la igualdad.  Los de Llop siguen en zona de descenso directo.
Piden la renuncia del gobierno del premier Siniora. Los de Llop siguen en 
zona de descenso directo.
Pero aparecieron los paraguayos Salcedo y Cardozo para rescatar la 
igualdad. Pero aparecieron Sava, en dos oportunidades, y Bergessio en el 
complemento para dar vuelta el resultado.

Los de Llop siguen en zona de descenso directo.



--
Samuel Proulx
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sip:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
cell phone: 1-416-520-4383
laptop phone: 1-425-606-3231
http://fastfinge.livejournal.com
The strongest must seek a way, say you? But I say: let a ploughman plough, 
but choose an otter for swimming, and for running light over grass and 
leaf, or over snow - an Elf. - Legolas







The Talk2 List Fw: The oleic chains are packed together and sandwiched between saturated chain layers, forming acyl-chain three-packs.

2006-11-25 Thread Maria L
I know, I know, the spam thing gets old fast but this was just too strange 
and amusing and interesting all at once.


Maria

- Original Message - 
From: Nell [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, November 25, 2006 2:12
Subject: The oleic chains are packed together and sandwiched between 
saturated chain layers, forming acyl-chain three-packs.




The rings show a twofold positional disorder owing to stacking faults.
Deuterium was found to occupy three types of tetrahedral sites: two that
are coordinated by four Zr atoms and one that is coordinated by three Zr
atoms and one Ni atom. However, the modulated order is not perfect and
the resorcinol molecules remain partially disordered. The temperature
dependence of the unit-cell parameters exhibits a remarkable anisotropy
in a broad temperature region below the phase transition temperature.
The three-pack build-up provides an explanation of the mechanism of the
phase transition that causes the formation of fat bloom on dark
chocolate.

]]]

EXPLOSION!

Date: Monday, November 27, 2006
Company: CHINA HEALTH MGT NEW
Symbol: C N H C
Price: $1.44 (UP 7%! on Friday)
Projected: $7

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NOW! ADD  C N H C  TO YOUR RADAR!

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Unit-cell parameters, density, site-occupancy factors and interionic
distances show an explicit composition dependence which can be
consistently explained using simple model calculations. Their crystal
packings were compared with those of quinhydrone polymorphs.
The ideal cubic perovskite is considered as a starting point for
studying several possible lower-symmetry distorted structures.
O hydrogen bonds; taken with phenolic OH.
The dominant-zone problem in the indexing of the powder patterns was
solved with the special brute-force indexing routine LSQDETC from the
POWSIM program. Structural Science has broad chemical coverage,
encompassing metals and alloys, inorganics and minerals, metal-organics
and purely organic compounds.
H separations but hardly affects the Cl.
The rings show a twofold positional disorder owing to stacking faults.
The theoretical lattice parameters and the atomic coordinates for all
the structures are determined, and the results are discussed with
respect to experimental data.
The elevated pressure reduces the H. H contacts, whereas the H.
Deuterium was found to occupy three types of tetrahedral sites: two that
are coordinated by four Zr atoms and one that is coordinated by three Zr
atoms and one Ni atom.
We report here the ab initio crystal structure determination of this
hexagonal polymorph from powder data. Two polymorphs of semiquinone,
monoclinic and triclinic, were observed and their structures determined.
The rings show a twofold positional disorder owing to stacking faults.
O-bonded ring motif, and the ten-centre hydrogen-bonding ring motif of
the phase I structure is replaced in phase II by a six-centre ring
formed by oximic OH. Unit-cell parameters, density, site-occupancy
factors and interionic distances show an explicit composition dependence
which can be consistently explained using simple model calculations. The
strychninium cations form corrugated layers, which are separated by
hydrogen-bonded anions and solvent molecules. Discontinuities in the
unit-cell dimensions and in the N.
This proves that the electrostrictive contribution to the thermal
expansion plays an important role in strontium barium niobate. The
proposed method of computer analysis is universal and suitable for
investigating fast-ion conductors with other conducting components.
The three-pack build-up provides an explanation of the mechanism of the
phase transition that causes the formation of fat bloom on dark
chocolate. In the average structure the resorcinol molecules are
disordered between two orientations. This proves that the
electrostrictive contribution to the thermal expansion plays an
important role in strontium barium niobate.
The author distribution itself is represented by a lognormal
distribution.
The ideal cubic perovskite is considered as a starting point for
studying several possible lower-symmetry distorted structures. A general
algorithm to analyze the voids in crystal structures has been developed
and implemented in the computer package TOPOS. The centrosymmetric and
fully ordered deuterium sublattice was determined by simulated annealing
and Rietveld refinement.
H distances are considerably longer than the sum of the van der Waals
radii and leave narrow voids in the structure.
In the average structure the resorcinol molecules are disordered between
two orientations. The probability of the author productivity in terms of
publications follows an inverse power law of the Lotka form and in terms
of database entries an inverse power law in the Mandelbrot form. The
model includes modulation of both atomic positions and displacement
parameters.
Their crystal packings were compared with those of quinhydrone
polymorphs. N hydrogen bond 

The Talk2 List Some Word Help

2006-11-07 Thread Maria L

Hi everyone.

I just started using Supernova with Word extensively and have discovered I 
have no way to tell how far things are indented.  I tried to use the status 
bar but I have no numbers by col or ln.  I also looked in the Help 
system but none of the hotkeys seem to say what I want.  I also checked the 
styles options, but had no luck there, unless I missed something.


Does anyone have any advice about how to find this information?  Is it even 
possible?  Also, does anyone have any other guides or tips for using Word 
and Supernova?


Thanks, Maria 



Re: The Talk2 List Some Word Help

2006-11-07 Thread Maria L
It's too bad that in any other view than normal, Supernova takes ages to 
read   things as you're moving around.

Or maybe it's just my crappy computer.
Someone elsse has suggested the numpad 8 function, and since I cross-posted 
I figured I'd better pass this along.  But I'll try print view if stuff gets 
desperate.


- Original Message - 
From: Derek C [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, November 08, 2006 4:08
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Some Word Help



Hi,
Go to the view menu and change to print layout. For some reason, Word 
likes to omit certain parts of the status line if you're in normal view, 
and possibly other views. Print layout, I know for a fact, will show you 
this information.
- Original Message - 
From: Maria L [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: 2006-11-07 06:48
Subject: The Talk2 List Some Word Help



Hi everyone.

I just started using Supernova with Word extensively and have discovered 
I have no way to tell how far things are indented.  I tried to use the 
status bar but I have no numbers by col or ln.  I also looked in the 
Help system but none of the hotkeys seem to say what I want.  I also 
checked the styles options, but had no luck there, unless I missed 
something.


Does anyone have any advice about how to find this information?  Is it 
even possible?  Also, does anyone have any other guides or tips for using 
Word and Supernova?


Thanks, Maria










The Talk2 List Strange impromptu combo box dropping on your head

2006-11-02 Thread Maria L
Yes, long subject I know.  This is just an important alertish type thing to 
say that due to prior engagements, the Louis Combo Box will not be live this 
Saturday.  However, we are going to do a show today instead, to make up for 
it.  Same time, same place, same great quality music, madness, and hopefully 
listener interaction.


http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg  or any of the relays.

Maria 



Re: The Talk2 List Copy-cat cloning firm turns tail

2006-10-25 Thread Maria L
But think about it.  The little old lady and the puppy owner could go to one 
of the millions of animal shelters all over the country and adopt a new 
fluffy friend.  These could either be ten times as annoyhing as their 
previous incarnations, or they could become the new baby of the family. 
Either way, the shelters win.


Sorry, I'm just so sick of shelter ads pleading with people to adopt pets. 
Either people need to learn to neuter their pets or they need to come out 
with animal contraception.  Something.  Urgh!


Rant over.

PS  and yes, I speak from personal experience.  My friend in high school was 
heavily involved with the shelters, and her family always had at least 12 
pets.  When I first met her there were 16 dogs living at her house.  Let's 
just say sleepovers were not nice.



- Original Message - 
From: Venison88a [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 0:07
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Copy-cat cloning firm turns tail


Rather than spending millions of dollars on developing a technology with 
no redeeming social purpose


No purpose? Well the cost of purchasing one is a bit prohibitive, yes, but 
tell that to little timmy who lost his most beloved scruffy under the 
wheels of a speeding motorist, who will be crying his little eyes out for 
years, that his best friend cant be reborn because the technology has  no 
redeeming social purpose. Or the poor old lady who dies of deep 
depression and heartbreak cause her cat that gave her so much love, was 
ripped apart, guts flying everywhere because it was caught under the 
brushes of a street cleaner! And this coming from the HUMANE society? 
Doesnt sound very human-e to me.  *grin*



Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On 10/25/2006, 5:45:01 PM EDT, 
Vanja wrote:



It's no surprise the demand for cloned pets is basically nonexistent




Yeah, we don't want any more Dexters. Having the one around here is bad
enough. I wonder if Mom would let me sell his tissues to ViaGen Inc. but, 
I guess that would be too much to ask,

since that company probably does something useful, like genetically
engineering livestock to produce more milk, or chew more cud or
something. Dexter would be of no use there, even in molecular form.


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Re: The Talk2 List Fw: Very important note. You require to read.

2006-10-23 Thread Maria L
Oh No. Bad! I've received no less than 6 of these messages at one time with 
subject lines like, a very important note, a much pretentious letter, urgent 
message, weighty letter, and so on. They scare me.

Line x-4


- Original Message - 
From: Vanja Sudar [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, October 23, 2006 20:21
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: Very important note. You require to read.


Hmm, something tells me that they used one of those internet automatic 
translaters to write this message, just looky at the english!

From: Vito Hinkle [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, October 23, 2006 1:06 PM
Subject: Very important note. You require to read.



The great prognosis are drawn up. The increase is up to 70% recently.
(MXXR) is the gainful deal and those who knows it is making money.
The drilling achivements of this highly capable oil company exceeded all 
its expectations. One time this information hits the street there will be 
no stopping this one.
nowadays it's about 0.022 but we are thinking it to triple. Once the info 
is made and the PR gets into full brandish.

Don't waste time and miss out.  We counsel you to buy today.
The key is getting in early and you have little time. We are told that 
Monday is the day this one will detonate. Take your place before that 
happens.











The Talk2 List A Very Amusing Piece of Email

2006-10-19 Thread Maria L
this came from another group whose headers I've removed, but it's very funny 
anyway, even if you don't understand all the jargon.



- Original Message - 
Funny air controllers quotes. Real (allegedly) funny air controllers

conversations.  These disturbingly funny conversations allegedly took
place between air controllers and pilots around the
world. They are included here firstly and simply because many are very
funny; secondly because the collection provides examples of not so
great communications.

Tower: Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!
Delta 351: Give us another hint! We have digital watches!

TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.
Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?
Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?


From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: I'm

f...ing bored!
Ground Control: Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself
immediately!
Unknown aircraft: I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!

Control tower to a 747: United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker,
one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound.
United 239: Approach, I've always wanted to say this I've got the
little Fokker in sight.

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll
out after touching down.
San Jose Tower noted: American 751, make a hard right turn at the end
of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the
Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return
to the airport.

Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich
overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): Ground, what is our start clearance time?
Ground (in English): If you want an answer you must speak in English.
Lufthansa (in English): I am a German, flying a German airplane, in
Germany . Why must I speak English?
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent):
Because you lost the bloody war.

Tower: Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on
frequency 124.7
Eastern 702: Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way,
after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of
the runway.
Tower: Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702,
contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from
Eastern 702?
Continental 635: Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and
yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers.

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold
short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed,
rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some
quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said,
What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with
a real zinger: I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like
yours and I'll have enough parts for another one.

Allegedly, while taxiing at London 's Gatwick Airport , the crew of a
US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came
nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller
lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: US Air 2771, where the hell
are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You
turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you
to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!
Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting
hysterically: God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take
forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I
tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about
half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I
tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?

US Air 2771: Yes, ma'am, the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the
ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the
verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the
irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every
cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an
unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking:
Wasn't I married to you once?





Re: The Talk2 List Fw: colorblind

2006-10-09 Thread Maria L
Hmm I didn't know that pineapples were so important to the Japanese or the 
learning of English.

Wow! Thanks for this piece of enlightenment.

- Original Message - 
From: Onj [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 11:31
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: colorblind


Explain immediately!

- Original Message - 
From: Norman Tapia

To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 11:23 AM
Subject: colorblind



When choosing schools for their sons or daughters, they consider the 
security programs and features utilized by the schools. It is considered as 
a universally accepted test, since most of the world countries; rely on 
TOEFL for the evaluation of the English fluency of the person. Now this runs 
contrary to the me-first culture of our time. Transliterated examples: 
Present Simple: I play football: Alaabu kurata-alkadami. The Sunshine 
Coast's Big Pineapple might not be canned, but it looks like being sliced up 
after an investor apparently stepped in to buy up the icon's assets.
Transliterated examples: Present Simple: I play football: Alaabu 
kurata-alkadami.
You can even program the APP-II in C by following our new C language 
tutorial.

Why not program in C?
Il existe une solution, c'est le satellite.
The faith of believers gives rise to serving others. Here's what Jesus said 
to His disciples who also wanted to be great.
The things you do wrong, begin with wrong thinking. Its free, so check it 
out. But setting all that aside for the moment, I wonder if Japan is a far 
more ideal setting to teach English than are other Asian countries. shoppers 
can get free Super Saver shipping at Amazon.
I hear it nearly every week from people and it basically goes like this. You 
can create a case and you'll be certain that we will receive your request.
The Sunshine Coast's Big Pineapple might not be canned, but it looks like 
being sliced up after an investor apparently stepped in to buy up the icon's 
assets. So, today we're going to ask some questions about how a servant of 
God thinks. If you love the look and feel of old furnishings then check out 
these online merchants.
In some societies, the standards for what constitute literacy are different 
from others. As TOEFL is focused to evaluate the English language, the 
ability to use the building blocks the language, the English vocabulary 
words will be in turn the main matter of judgment.
Specifically, the national dropout rate is becoming so egregious that it has 
become an epidemic, many of the researchers suggest. Past Continuous: I was 
playing football: Kuntu alaabu kurata-alkadami.
But that can change this morning and you can become a God pleaser, you can 
become someone who serves God.
The horror stories out of Korea for example are endless. Jesus is saying 
that you become great by serving God and others rather than serving 
yourself. Bear with us for a few more weeks and we should get there. Our 
phone numbers and e-mail remain the same. Having a successful life begins in 
the mind.

If you see this, please respond to my email.




The Talk2 List The funnieest spam ever

2006-10-06 Thread Maria L

And possibly the most coherent?  Very strange.
Check out the subject.
And cordless phones are bad for you if they lose their signal.


- Original Message - 
From: Virginia Avery [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, October 06, 2006 13:28
Subject: life-threatening milkman




You are free to learn all you can about the methods depicted here and you 
can also research some more on your own. In addition, other web sites in 
your industry that are in the same language will be more apt to link to 
your web site if it's entirely in their language.
But even that information should be digitized so the clean-hands bunch can 
find it. Do your work on monitors similar to ones your co-workers will use 
to get the best visual feedback. Remember that you have to make the site 
appealing to search engine spiders as well as human visitors in order to 
get your website onto the search engines. All the traffic that goes to one 
site could potentially click on the link of the other site and visit the 
other site as well. Would you like visitor statistics beyond what your web 
host keeps? That's a good thing, as that entitles you to additional 
directory listings in the country-specific Yahoo!
InfoNetPower provides free resources, ebooks, software, and tools for 
internet entrepreneurs and webmasters. Simply submitting your site URL to 
Google's Submit a Site page is not the most effective way of listing your 
site and neither is it the quickest. But for professional design, working 
with a single designer or company to achieve a customized, branded 
appearance is a far superior approach. Do not be tempted to use flash or 
other fancy image type menus, because search engines will not be able to 
index the site easily.
Then you have a world of options. But even that information should be 
digitized so the clean-hands bunch can find it. If your Resource Site is 
only one page, select accordingly.
There is a content management system out there that will do literally 
anything you can think of.
Still another option might be to select a domain name that includes your 
company name in addition to a keyword.
Simply submitting your site URL to Google's Submit a Site page is not the 
most effective way of listing your site and neither is it the quickest.
You are free to learn all you can about the methods depicted here and you 
can also research some more on your own.
The new webmaster to be simply follows a few simple instructions to 
install someone else's code onto a web hosting account. The best thing 
about forums is that you can choose a forum or a part of the forum where 
you feel like getting the right type of people who would buy your 
products. Will you have a lot of authors to your pages that don't know 
HTML? For example, if your main web site is in English on www. You can 
change it there if you like. All the traffic that goes to one site could 
potentially click on the link of the other site and visit the other site 
as well. Is the potential for search optimization of this site important 
to you? All it takes is a bit of effort and a little time. The retailer 
added their phone number and local contact information in the footer of 
every page on the site.
Make sure that your name and description of your business appears on each 
page, and that if your site has more than one page that they are all 
linked together using an HTML Menu.
The best thing about forums is that you can choose a forum or a part of 
the forum where you feel like getting the right type of people who would 
buy your products.
If you do decide to use a flash based website then make sure that there is 
an HTML alternative, complete with HTML menus.
Start thinking about how you want your web site to function, and the 
greater purpose it will serve. Why not build a simple links page or invest 
in a topsites script on your website and use this to return links? The 
more reputation you have, the more is the chance of people buying your 
products.
However adding these usually requires some detailed knowledge of website 
building and other skills in website code and is therefore outside of the 
scope of this article. Obsolete pages can be culled, and gaps in the 
collection can be easily noticed.
Your options are popular software such as Microsoft FrontPage, or other 
software such as x-site pro. You can change it there if you like.







Re: The Talk2 List Urination will go to committee

2006-10-03 Thread Maria L
Pleasant andd toilets just don't go together do they?  And what's with girls 
and boys sharing the same toilet? Under dire circumstances maybe but.. 
Urghh!  specially not when you're littl.



- Original Message - 
From: derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, October 03, 2006 15:35
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Urination will go to committee



a pleasant toilet?
Can we say shair and enjoy, or some such other scary something like that? 
I

should think so!
- Original Message - 
From: Samuel Proulx [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, October 03, 2006 10:17 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Urination will go to committee


Urination will go to committee
A local decision that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating
has provoked political debate.

The head of The Democrats Party, a splinter group of former Progress
Party hardliners, Vidar Kleppe, is outraged that boys at Dvergsnes
School in Kristiansand
have to sit and pee.

Kleppe accuses the school of fiddling with God's work, and wants the
matter discussed at the executive committee level of the local council,
newspaper Dagbladet
reports.

When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have
done for generations, it is meddling with God's work, Kleppe told the
newspaper.

It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl, Kleppe said.

Principal Anne Lise Gjul at Dvergsnes School would not comment on
Kleppe's plans to make political waves and regretted if anyone was
offended by the ban
on standing and passing water.

Gjul told NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting) that the young boys are simply
not good enough at aiming, and the point was to have a pleasant toilet
that could
be used by both boys and girls.

--
Samuel Proulx
mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://fastfinge.livejournal.com
Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients 
you
forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't 
eat.









The Talk2 List yay for new information

2006-09-14 Thread Maria L
This is just a message to inform Patrick and anyonee eelse interested that 
Richard Vanji or Brian the strange Canadian will not be calling you anymore.

Welcome to one Thursday.

maria

This message is brought to you by one laptop in london.




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Re: The Talk2 List superficial message of the day

2006-08-24 Thread Maria L

What happened to three new ones then? This is so confusing!
Here, have a virtual trash can lid.

- Original Message - 
From: Ryan Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, August 24, 2006 9:00 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List superficial message of the day





Just heard on the news that it has been decided world wide that the planet
Pluto will not be considered a planet any longer so, in the span of 
minutes,

you're universe has shrank by one planet.






Re: The Talk2 List just because i can

2006-08-21 Thread Maria L

Mmm strawberry!
I have now designated myself the official Talk2 cheesecake kidnapper, since 
I'm small enough to fit inside your fridge to get it, even if you do lock 
it. lol

Now the problem is sharing it with everyone else.

- Original Message - 
From: Alonzo Cuellar [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 3:45 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List just because i can


Might I add... It's a nice strawberry chese cake. Sure  I can do that, 
whome ever is willing to take it from my hands. Its still remains in the 
fridge freshling waitinhg for its attacker. Which will probably be me 
since none can take it from me.



- Original Message - 
From: John Clower [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 1:19 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List just because i can


CHEESECAKE?!?!  You better forward a few pieces onto the list so that the 
rest of us may partake.
- Original Message - 
From: Alonzo Cuellar [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 11:43 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List just because i can


Your just like me when I am sitting around. I always have a comptuer in 
hand so I am generally on the net or connected some how.

Now to go eat a cheese cake.
- Original Message - 
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 11:16 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List just because i can


Welcome to a doctor's office. Since i don't have a laptop or bluetooth 
keyboard, i thought i'd try to send this little message from a very 
bored phone and see what happens. Plus, i like playing with fake 
internet. Someone give me something to do!











Re: The Talk2 List the 100 most anoying things in the world!

2006-08-05 Thread Maria L
What does this say about me if I read them straight through? I must be 
really bored?

A few observations follow.
This guy is a very absent minded and impatient boring serious person who 
apparently is a neatness freak, cannot have fun that doesn't involve 
checkbooks, (is there a British spelling for this?), and, um, hates pop 
music? lol

And also incidentally does not like traffic wardens. Classic!
Does anyone want to tell me what 94 means? And maybe commit me afterwords 
for caring?

OK, I'm leaving now before anyone attacks me with paper clips or something.

- Original Message - 
From: TJ Olsen [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, August 05, 2006 12:09
Subject: The Talk2 List the 100 most anoying things in the world!


Health drink Lactofree (I never heard of them either)
commissioned a survey
of The 100 Most Annoying Things In The World. .

and it follows
1. Cold callers
2. Caravans
3. Queue jumpers
4. James Blunt
5. Traffic wardens
6. Tailgaters
7. Brown nosers
8. Chantelle and Preston
9. Ex-smokers
10. Noisy neighbours
11. Hangovers
12. Carol Vorderman
13. Loud mobile users
14. Men in flip-flops
15. Paper cuts
16. Bad hair days
17. Breaking wind
18. Abi Titmuss
19. Off milk
20. Being put on hold
21. Motorcyclists who weave through traffic
22. Drivers who park in disabled bays
23. Rude shop assistants
24. People who read over your shoulder
25. Skinny people who complain they are fat
26. Stepping in dog poo
27. Big Brother 5
28. Noisy eaters

29. People who don't clear up after their dog
30. Slow drivers in the outside lane
31. Junk mail
32. Bossiness
33. Novelty ring tones
34. Somebody nicking your parking spot
35. Diahorrea
36. Debt companies
37. Snobs
38. Jehovah's Witnesses
39. Running out of loo roll
40. People who have their phone turned off when you call them

41. Mosquitoes
42. Buses not arriving on time
43. Children who cough in your face
44. Being bloated
45. Leaving your mobile at home
46. Americans
47. David Blane
48. Spots
49. Stepping in chewing gum
50. Running out of hot water
51. Wasps
52. Headaches
53. Crazy Frog
54. London Tube
55. Losing your glasses
56. Warm beer
57. CDs that skip
58. Paper jam
59. Bottled water
60. Sunburn
61. Running out .. of change
62. People who .. text in capitals
63. Estate agents
64. Stubbing your toe
65. Rubbish printers
66. Flat tyres
67. People who write 'text back' in texts
68. Breaking a nail
69. Russell Brand
70. The Teletubbies
71. A pen which has run out of ink
72. Cat hair that sticks to your clothes
73. Running out of petrol
74. Flatmates who don't clean
75. Heat rash
76. Losing your passport
77. Natasha Kaplinsky
78. Being hungry
79. Tax returns
80. Road works
81. Cramp
82. Shoppers hitting your heels with their trolley
83. Failing your driving test
84. Burning toast
85. Cold showers
86. Scientology
87. Not being able to find a matching pair of socks
88. Missing the last post
89. Chihuahuas
90. Karaoke
91. Stomach ache
92. PDA (public displays of affection)
93. Craig David
94. Secret workers before exams
95. Socialists
96. Pimped up cars
97. Getting something in your eye
98. Out-of-tune singers
99. Hollyoaks
100. Fake fingernails







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Re: The Talk2 List Baby Back Ribs

2006-08-05 Thread Maria L

What? Are you serious? lol Oh man!
Actually the only thing different about the ribs I've had there and here is 
the sauce. But Im sure they have regular barbecue sauce. I don't think he 
would have put something else on his pizza?

Andre, help! lol
As for the meat, don't ask me, I'm not a chef.

- Original Message - 
From: Derek C [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, August 05, 2006 19:19
Subject: The Talk2 List Baby Back Ribs


Someone needs to educate Andre. I found out today that he has never eaten 
baby back ribs before, nor did he even know what they were when I referenced 
them. 



The Talk2 List Sick of stupid wireless issues

2006-07-22 Thread Maria L

Hallo all you techie people.
OK, I know my wireless point is a piece of crap by default, but since since 
the parentals are very stubborn and won't buy a new router for me, I need 
help.
My laptop refuses to stay connected to the network. It works for two minutes 
and then loses connectivity. I've run repair on it and it gets stuck on 
renewing IP address.  However, the desktop can stay on the network fine. 
I've rebooted the AP, power cycled it, reset it completely, and still the 
laptop keeps being stubborn.

Does anyone have any ideas?
Grrr. I want the net back in my room!



Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin

2006-07-21 Thread Maria L
In the winter, you have holes in your house through which nice cold air 
comes through and you can't do a thing about it.
And yes, I know patrick actually takes his out but I can't do that by myself 
and no one else in my house can do it either and there's four of them to 
take out.

Pauses to breathe
OK, I'm done ranting now.

- Original Message - 
From: kerry [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, July 21, 2006 12:04 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin



What's the problem with window A C's?
- Original Message - 
From: Maria L [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 9:43 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


lol Vanja air conditioning goes, well in the floor if it's a good one, 
coming up through vents, or in your window if you're too broke to get 
central air. I hate window AC's but what can you do.
Anyway, everyone come get ours, they are way too many and I don't want 
them anymore! lol
Oh yeah I had some super good dessert but I can't spell it and so I won't 
humiliate myself here. Nonetheless, if I could send slices to everyone I 
would.


- Original Message - 
From: Vanja Sudar [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 5:16 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


Hmm, a large chocolate gattow would fo fine too! I'm firsty too and I 
wanna drink so I'll get one. Oh I want some airconditioning too and no I 
don't mean some crappy fan, I mean proppe air onditioning that fixes to 
your ceeling or rooth or whatever it is american people do in their 
houses, that's what I want!

Vanja
http://www.sudar.co.uk
MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
AIM: vanja121
Skype: vanja121
 - Original Message - 
 From: Onj

 To: talk2
 Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 5:32 PM
 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


 There are roughly 60 people subscribed to talk2 according to the file in 
the mail directory.
 I don't want cheese cake, but a very large, delux Chocolate gattow. 
Now! Right now!  I'm thursty.

 I can at least get a drink, if nothing else.

   - Original Message - 
   From: Vanja Sudar

   To: talk2
   Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 4:53 PM
   Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


   Well at least you're not desperate enough to publicly announce on a 
quite hight mailing list, when I say high I mean by number of people 
subscribed, that you like someone, especially considering that person is 
a member of said list. Of course, there's nothing telling a girl you like 
her, but gees, to say it right out publicly is just desperation, if you 
ask me. Talking of subscription, I'd be curious to know what is the 
number of peoples subbscribed to this list here? Not that that's got to 
do anything with the subject, but I'm kinda bored and hot and I want 
cheescake, right now! You hear me?

   Vanja
   http://www.sudar.co.uk
   MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   AIM: vanja121
   Skype: vanja121
 - Original Message - 
 From: derek Lane

 To: talk2
 Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:27 PM
 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


 Yeah really, I know for a fact that my track record with girls is 
farther down the toilet than some crap jobs, granted, the ones that stay 
on top of the water and don't go away for 3 flushes or so, but still...

 I've always been used and then sort of left, and that's about it.
 Oh well, life goes on, and as long as I don't punish someone for 
what another person did before, then it will be all good in the end.
   - Original Message - 
   From: Vanja Sudar

   To: talk2
   Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 7:05 AM
   Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


   I'm sure the girl got much better taste to not even think about 
that posibilitty, I mean she is quite smart. Obviously I might be wrong, 
about her not particularly wanting to have anything to do with you, not 
her being smart, obviously, but oh well, at least I don't consider my 
self perfect and can admit when/if I'm wrong, unlike some people round 
here...

   Vanja
   http://www.sudar.co.uk
   MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   AIM: vanja121
   Skype: vanja121
 - Original Message - 
 From: kerry

 To: talk2
 Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 6:35 AM
 Subject: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


 Now I can tell you all I kind of like Caitlin from Deraitlandand 
would not mind going out with her. But that is not going to happen.



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Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin

2006-07-21 Thread Maria L
lol It's frozen pie made out of limes and whipped cream and something else 
that almost makes it feel like cheesecake, although it definitely doesn't 
have any cheese in it.
I want central air (and heating) so badly! We have like, pockets of climate 
control in our house and the rest of it is outside temp, which is really bad 
if you're taking a shower and have to run down a hallway that is almost 
freezing before arriving in your room, which is almost boiling.  Very bad.



- Original Message - 
From: Vanja Sudar [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, July 21, 2006 6:30 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


Ah, so that's how it works..yeah we got the window ones in one of our 
houses in Bosnia, but it's boring because it's not centralised, so it only 
cools one room...actually it's kinda crap, so it cools really pretty much 
only a part of the room, so if I ever get a big up house I'll get one that 
goes through the floor and well can cool/heat, depending on the need, 
whole of your house.
Hmm, well, thanks for..um, virtually sharing yoru dezszert whatever it 
is..oh come on just because you can't spell it..some people on here can't 
spell every day common used words and we all know that you're much more 
inteligent than that, so just tell us what it is and don't worry about bad 
spelling, I'm sure we can all work out what it is and if not well...just 
describe it? Lol.

Vanja
http://www.sudar.co.uk
MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
AIM: vanja121
Skype: vanja121
- Original Message - 
From: Maria L [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, July 21, 2006 2:43 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


lol Vanja air conditioning goes, well in the floor if it's a good one, 
coming up through vents, or in your window if you're too broke to get 
central air. I hate window AC's but what can you do.
Anyway, everyone come get ours, they are way too many and I don't want 
them anymore! lol
Oh yeah I had some super good dessert but I can't spell it and so I won't 
humiliate myself here. Nonetheless, if I could send slices to everyone I 
would.


- Original Message - 
From: Vanja Sudar [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 5:16 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


Hmm, a large chocolate gattow would fo fine too! I'm firsty too and I 
wanna drink so I'll get one. Oh I want some airconditioning too and no I 
don't mean some crappy fan, I mean proppe air onditioning that fixes to 
your ceeling or rooth or whatever it is american people do in their 
houses, that's what I want!

Vanja
http://www.sudar.co.uk
MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
AIM: vanja121
Skype: vanja121
 - Original Message - 
 From: Onj

 To: talk2
 Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 5:32 PM
 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


 There are roughly 60 people subscribed to talk2 according to the file in 
the mail directory.
 I don't want cheese cake, but a very large, delux Chocolate gattow. 
Now! Right now!  I'm thursty.

 I can at least get a drink, if nothing else.

   - Original Message - 
   From: Vanja Sudar

   To: talk2
   Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 4:53 PM
   Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


   Well at least you're not desperate enough to publicly announce on a 
quite hight mailing list, when I say high I mean by number of people 
subscribed, that you like someone, especially considering that person is 
a member of said list. Of course, there's nothing telling a girl you like 
her, but gees, to say it right out publicly is just desperation, if you 
ask me. Talking of subscription, I'd be curious to know what is the 
number of peoples subbscribed to this list here? Not that that's got to 
do anything with the subject, but I'm kinda bored and hot and I want 
cheescake, right now! You hear me?

   Vanja
   http://www.sudar.co.uk
   MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   AIM: vanja121
   Skype: vanja121
 - Original Message - 
 From: derek Lane

 To: talk2
 Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:27 PM
 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


 Yeah really, I know for a fact that my track record with girls is 
farther down the toilet than some crap jobs, granted, the ones that stay 
on top of the water and don't go away for 3 flushes or so, but still...

 I've always been used and then sort of left, and that's about it.
 Oh well, life goes on, and as long as I don't punish someone for 
what another person did before, then it will be all good in the end.
   - Original Message - 
   From: Vanja Sudar

   To: talk2
   Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 7:05 AM
   Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


   I'm sure the girl got much better taste to not even think about 
that posibilitty, I mean she is quite smart. Obviously I might be wrong, 
about her not particularly wanting to have anything to do with you, not 
her being smart

Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin

2006-07-20 Thread Maria L
lol Vanja air conditioning goes, well in the floor if it's a good one, 
coming up through vents, or in your window if you're too broke to get 
central air. I hate window AC's but what can you do.
Anyway, everyone come get ours, they are way too many and I don't want them 
anymore! lol
Oh yeah I had some super good dessert but I can't spell it and so I won't 
humiliate myself here. Nonetheless, if I could send slices to everyone I 
would.


- Original Message - 
From: Vanja Sudar [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 5:16 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


Hmm, a large chocolate gattow would fo fine too! I'm firsty too and I wanna 
drink so I'll get one. Oh I want some airconditioning too and no I don't 
mean some crappy fan, I mean proppe air onditioning that fixes to your 
ceeling or rooth or whatever it is american people do in their houses, 
that's what I want!

Vanja
http://www.sudar.co.uk
MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
AIM: vanja121
Skype: vanja121
 - Original Message - 
 From: Onj

 To: talk2
 Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 5:32 PM
 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


 There are roughly 60 people subscribed to talk2 according to the file in 
the mail directory.
 I don't want cheese cake, but a very large, delux Chocolate gattow.  Now! 
Right now!  I'm thursty.

 I can at least get a drink, if nothing else.

   - Original Message - 
   From: Vanja Sudar

   To: talk2
   Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 4:53 PM
   Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


   Well at least you're not desperate enough to publicly announce on a 
quite hight mailing list, when I say high I mean by number of people 
subscribed, that you like someone, especially considering that person is a 
member of said list. Of course, there's nothing telling a girl you like her, 
but gees, to say it right out publicly is just desperation, if you ask me. 
Talking of subscription, I'd be curious to know what is the number of 
peoples subbscribed to this list here? Not that that's got to do anything 
with the subject, but I'm kinda bored and hot and I want cheescake, right 
now! You hear me?

   Vanja
   http://www.sudar.co.uk
   MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   AIM: vanja121
   Skype: vanja121
 - Original Message - 
 From: derek Lane

 To: talk2
 Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:27 PM
 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


 Yeah really, I know for a fact that my track record with girls is 
farther down the toilet than some crap jobs, granted, the ones that stay on 
top of the water and don't go away for 3 flushes or so, but still...

 I've always been used and then sort of left, and that's about it.
 Oh well, life goes on, and as long as I don't punish someone for what 
another person did before, then it will be all good in the end.
   - Original Message - 
   From: Vanja Sudar

   To: talk2
   Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 7:05 AM
   Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


   I'm sure the girl got much better taste to not even think about that 
posibilitty, I mean she is quite smart. Obviously I might be wrong, about 
her not particularly wanting to have anything to do with you, not her being 
smart, obviously, but oh well, at least I don't consider my self perfect and 
can admit when/if I'm wrong, unlike some people round here...

   Vanja
   http://www.sudar.co.uk
   MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   AIM: vanja121
   Skype: vanja121
 - Original Message - 
 From: kerry

 To: talk2
 Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 6:35 AM
 Subject: The Talk2 List like Caitlin


 Now I can tell you all I kind of like Caitlin from Deraitlandand 
would not mind going out with her. But that is not going to happen. 



The Talk2 List More translations

2006-07-14 Thread Maria L
By request, I've dropped this nice little text into my personal favorite, 
Free Translation, but used the other languages it has just for fun.
Too bad it can't do secondary language combos, IE English to Language A to 
Language B and back, that could be potentially fun.

But here, have this.

Original Text
braille needles that go up and down and as your hands go sideways, the 
needles are so sharp they stab you time and time again, and all you can do 
about it
is wish, just wish they would stop.  The pain of the poison from the tips of 
each individual group of 8 dots is beginning to take it's toal on your 
system,

and all you want to do is just shut down.
Shut down and feel nothing more.  Ever again.  Nothing...
And the world reclaims you like it should, the way it did before you were 
even thought of, and you are powerless to stop it, and you still continue to 
try
and read the passage of the book, over and over again like a stuck record, 
because you know nothing else.  You've always known this is how it would 
end.

Death by dots, death by you're own hand, literally.
Each time you skim the line with your fingers more of the poison seaps into 
you and you get weaker and weaker still and yet you read until the last.
Then, finally, you are gone.  Death or what you think is death, has 
reclaimed you, but it really isn't that at all.
This is the same dream or rather, nightmare you have been having for months 
now, and you've no idea where it came from or why it continues to haunt you

night after night, but it does, and what are you going to do about it?


English to Dutch and Back
Braillenaalden that to above and under in and go as your hands sideways go, 
are the needles so sharpen they stab you town defense and you all go of that 
is wish, wish only that they would stop.  The pain of the poison of the tips 
of each individual group of 8 points begins is toal him on your system and 
you all want to do to take only has been closed.  Closes and feel nothing 
more.  Ever again.  Nothing...  And the world claim you loves back of which 
it will, the way that it did for you even were thought and you are 
powerlessly him to stop and you verdergaa with try still and round the 
passage of the book, each time again again as a stuck records to read, 
because you nothing else knowledge.  You have always conscience that this is 
how it end will.  The dead through points, dead through you is own hand, 
literally.  Each turn you create off the line with your fingers more of the 
poison seaps in you and you become weaker and more faintly still and yet you 
read till the last one.  Then, finally you are gone.  The death or what you 
think is deathly, have you teruggevorderd, but it is really not that at 
everybody.  This is the same dream or rather, nightmare you have for months 
now had and you have no idea which the of or why it came verdergaat with 
sphere ghost you night after night, but it does, and what gaa you of that 
do?


English to Portuguese and Back
The needles of braille that subeobem and below and as his hands go lateral, 
the needles are so sharp stab in the an and again, and everybody that you 
can do about is desire, fair desire that they would stop.  The pain of the 
poison of the tips of each individual group of 8 points begins it take is 
toal in his system, and all that you want to do is fair date.  It files and 
feel-itself nothing more.  Never again.  The nothing...  And the world 
requires like to must, the meiele before of you even were thought of, and 
healthy impotent equal him, and you still continues it try and it read the 
passage of the book, thousands of times as a bonds record, because knows 
nothing more.  You always knew that this is like would finish.  The death by 
points, death by you yourselves own hands, literally.  Each time you skim 
the line with your fingers more of the seaps of poison in yourself and you 
stayed weaker and weaker still and but reads to that the last one.  Then, 
finally, healthy they gone.  The death or what do you think is death, 
required him, but really is not that absolutely.  This is the even I dream 
or before, nightmare that you have had during months now, and you do not 
have no idea where came of or by that continues astonish-him night 
afterwards at night, but does, and what you will do about him?


English to Russian and Back
Needles of font Брайля which go upwards and downwards and as your hands, go 
sideways, needles are so sharp, they strike a blow to you to time and time 
again, and everything, that you can do(make) with it
Is desire, only to wish, that they would stop. The pain of poison from helps 
(tip) of each individual group of 8 points starts to take, it - toal on your 
system,

And everything, that you want to make, only are closed.
Closed and feeling anything is more. Ever again. Anything...
And the world corrects (will claim), you love it, the way which it has made 
should, before of you even thought, and you are powerless to stop 

Re: The Talk2 List Publick Schools Suck

2006-07-12 Thread Maria L
Unfortunately in the case of public schools, a lot of stuff is going to have 
to be dealt with by parents.  The administrations don't know what to do or 
expect with a blind student, so parents need to be the informed ones and 
also to help provide information and support for it to work.
I'd send my blind kid to public school definitely over US blind schools, but 
that's just me.
(Please note the US, from everything I've heard, overseas schools are very 
different.)


- Original Message - 
From: kerry [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:14
Subject: The Talk2 List Publick Schools Suck


General question how menny think that Publick Schools suck when it comes to 
the blind?

Kerry
Please visit my live journal at
http://kerry123.livejournal.com
also if you are intrested in bying air time for ither the bad for you net 
work or Jamin 102.9 call

(1206)7360728
and let me no. 



Re: The Talk2 List Fw: YOUR SERVICE AS REPRESENTATIVE REQUIRED

2006-07-08 Thread Maria L

lol! Crackers are seafood. (Whait, are they? Somewhere?)
Too bad it's fake anyway. heh

- Original Message - 
From: Vanja Sudar [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, July 08, 2006 1:52 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: YOUR SERVICE AS REPRESENTATIVE REQUIRED


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Subject: YOUR SERVICE AS REPRESENTATIVE REQUIRED




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