Re: The Talk2 List Marrage day
Congratulations Andre! I am so sad that I missed the live stream of the wedding. This is one archive that I will not miss. As soon as it's uploaded, I am going to listen and share, even though after the fact, with you in your joyous occasion. I am so happy for both of you. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, April 18, 2009 2:01 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Marrage day Well, folks, it's over. The illustrious Mr. Andre P. Louis done went and got hitched. For those who tuned in to the live broadcast, sorry about the breakage. Network connectivity wasn't ideal. Fortunately, I have an unbroken archive which is being uploaded as we speak, from, of all places, the wedding reception itself. Go figure! Stay tuned for a rebroadcast at 5:00 PM EDT (normal time of the Louis Bin) and an archive URL coming to a mailbox near you. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 4019 (20090418) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
The Talk2 List Fw: Mensa winners
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered to form a real word. Some are terrifically innovative: 1. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 5. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 6. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 7. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 8. Hipatitis : Terminal coolness. 9. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 10. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer. 11. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 12. Glibido: All talk and no action. 13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 14. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. And The #1 pick: 17. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
The Talk2 List Fw: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out! ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. ' BUYAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat ANTI-TALKSIDENT A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. NAGAMENT When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
The Talk2 List Groundhog Day airs After The John Zone
Hi All, Last night, Bec pointed out to me that it was a year ago that I started airing movies. So I thought I would air one tomorrow night since I haven't done so in a really long time. So tomorrow after the John Zone, come to the movies channel and watch Groundhog day with us. At 9:15 PM tomorrow after the John Zone, point your favorite player to the following link. http://tbrn.net:/movies.ogg Here is a plot synopsis. A weather man is reluctantly sent to cover a story about a weather forecasting rat (as he calls it). This is his fourth year on the story, and he makes no effort to hide his frustration. On awaking the 'following' day he discovers that it's Groundhog Day again, and again, and again. First he uses this to his advantage, then comes the realization that he is doomed to spend the rest of eternity in the same place, seeing the same people do the same thing EVERY day. See you then. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: The Talk2 List Design Coding
MessageI thought it was really neat. The guy put a lot of work into it. And perhaps it was some kind of video that he made for a Web design class and it looks like a really great way to help people learn some of the do's and don't's of Web design. I thought it was a very creative outlet for learning and not a reflection of someone's misuse of time. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:22 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Design Coding Yup me too. So now for some dribble so I'm not moronically admonished for a one liner. It amazes me that folks have enough time on their hands to do such things. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:16 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Design Coding Wow that made for a good laugh. I really needed that, too. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Rosie Morales Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 10:08 AM To: talk2 Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Design Coding ●Hmmm●, I don’t know whether to be happy that a guy who can rap is rapping about something other than sex, drugs, guns, and money or whether to be highly amused at the fact that a guy made an entire song about photo shop. Either way, just another demonstration about how entertaining youtube can be. Thanks little Vanja! -- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Vanja Sudar Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 9:24 AM To: talk2 Subject: The Talk2 List Design Coding OK this is very weird, but kinda interesting. I guess some people have far too much time on their hands. http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=a0qMe7Z3EYg Vanja http://www.sudar.co.uk http://mashupradio.net MSN/windows live messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] AIM: vanja121 Skype: vanja121 __ NOD32 3031 (20080416) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. part000.txt - error - unknown compression method http://www.eset.com
The Talk2 List Kickin' back with a movie tonight
Hi and Happy Easter to those of you who celebrate it. Every year, I have a special tradition. After family time is spent and the night is winding down, I always kick back with yummy chocolate and watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I've been doing this for years. I thought I would air the movie tonight and share my tradition with all of you. So tonight at 10 PM Eastern, join me for an airing of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I am doing it at 10 instead of 9 because I am still at my mom and dad's and I may not make it home by 9. Instead of airing on the main TBRN network, I will be airing on the movies channel. The channel will become available for you to access at 9:45 PM. Point your media player to the following link at 10 and share in the movie with me. http://tbrn.net:/movies.ogg See you then, Mary Ann
The Talk2 List the MarAmy show - round 2 tonight at 8 PM Eastern
Hi All. Amy and I felt that last night's show was a little off and wanted the chance to give our audience 100 percent Mary Ann and Amy for your listening pleasure. We hope you'll join us for the relaxed edition of the local edition of the MarAmy show that will air tonight at 8 PM Eastern time. http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg http://www.tbrn.net/play Hope to see you there with your calls and comments. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
The Talk2 List The MarAmy show airs tonight!
Hi All. Tonight's the night to join Mary Ann and Amy for the local edition of the MarAmy show. Join us for some Bacardi and coke and some humorous recaps of this week's events of her visit to Michigan. Point your TBRN-compatible player to: http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg Or, from any Web browser: http://www.tbrn.net/play See you tonight! Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
Re: The Talk2 List The MarAmy show airs tonight!
Apparently too much coffee and doughnuts this morning musta prevented my brain from telling all of you just when, the show airs. Oops. You will find us airing tonight at 9 PM Eastern. There. Heh. - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Friday, March 14, 2008 8:56 AM Subject: The Talk2 List The MarAmy show airs tonight! Hi All. Tonight's the night to join Mary Ann and Amy for the local edition of the MarAmy show. Join us for some Bacardi and coke and some humorous recaps of this week's events of her visit to Michigan. Point your TBRN-compatible player to: http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg Or, from any Web browser: http://www.tbrn.net/play See you tonight! Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann __ NOD32 2947 (20080314) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
The Talk2 List Holdin' off on kickin' back
Hi All, Well, soon there will be much MarAmyment in the land of Mary Ann. But not quite yet. this is the night to wrap up things that must be wrapped up before the day is over. So stay tuned in the next week or so to follow. Since it soon will be the official start of a Mary Ann vacation, I do not promise to do a show next weekend, but depending on the MarAmy crew, we just might. So have a great week! After today, I know I sure will. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
The Talk2 List I just thought you all would like to know
That Amy will be here in one week. And since my subject line was long enough, this message counts as more than one line. Heh. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
Re: The Talk2 List An amusing Spam
MessageYeah. Given your writing abilities, I'd say you probably don't wanna hire this one. All she knows how to do is show you weekly pics. Lotta good that does ya. And I wanna know just how t-ball fits into all this? Wait a minute. Maybe I don't. Heh. - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2008 1:35 PM Subject: The Talk2 List An amusing Spam environment. In other Hire! How are you? Email me at [EMAIL PROTECTED] only. I am using my friend's email to write this. I am lonely girl. To see my pics weekly, plus T-ball that you have But so does living district if you want. What if I don't want to hire? This woman does not sound like good Clower Co. material. __ NOD32 2898 (20080223) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List One question.
MessageOh and I almost forgotted: I have half a chocolate cake with yummy whippy frosting ! But don't worry Amy, this cake is so yummy that we will make sure to have one when you visit. Aww, I so niice. Heheheheh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, February 20, 2008 7:16 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List One question. A! You poor little John you! Or--do I call you big bad John? hehhehhehheh Well if nothing else, it made you shut down your computer and go to bed, so if you got some much needed and deserved rest, I'd like some Blue Bell icecream for my reward please. Much thanks! *grins* Poor Mary Ann can't get Blue Bell, and I'm, certainly not flying any up there when I come in a couple of weeks. She wants to try some though real bad! Too bad the Blue Bell won't ship to the icecream deprived... Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 MySpace: www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, February 19, 2008 11:13 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List One question. No making John feel stupid after being up on campus for twelve hours. Bad Amy. bad bad Amy. But that was well worth it. *shuts down computer* -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Amy Billman Sent: Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:16 PM To: talk2 Subject: The Talk2 List One question. Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day.. There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer... He opens his mouth and says. I would like to buy a pair of Sunglasses. If you got this wrong, please turn off your computer and call it a day. I've got mine shutting down right now. (You know you missed it too, so shut down your computer.) Music is a moral law- it gives wings to the mind, A soul to the universe, Flight to the imagination, A charm to sadness, A life to everything. - Plato Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 __ NOD32 2888 (20080220) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone
MessageI must tell all of you that this was an absolutely wonderful and amazing show! That's all I'm gonna say on the matter for now. Heh. - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Monday, February 18, 2008 12:35 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone Alas, it is that time of the week once more where the younger Clower twin takes over the Beyond Radio Network for three hours of sheer randomness. Featured on this week's edition of the John Zone will be more live recordings from The Band Behind The House, (see Blart from February 16 for more details), as well as an amusing station ID featuring my nephew, Andrew, and perhaps an episode of The Red Green Show if you're really really good. But what would The John Zone be without some form of incrimination? This week, I have decided to expose my dark secretive past and play for you all one of the many KIDS Radio recordings of mine. KIDS Radio was more or less the WDGL or WPAT of my childhood. Unfortunately almost all of the recordings i made between 1995 and 1999 have survived. So tonight I will present you all with the tape that includes a top 20 countdown featuring the ever-hyperactive Space Ghost sidekick, Brak. Will I regret this? Maybe so, but it will be well worth the amusement. So grab a beverage of a refreshing and/or adult nature and kick back with, oh wait that's a different show, tonight beginning at 9PM EST, 8PM CST, 4PM HST, 2AM GMT, and 3PM NZDT at http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg. __ NOD32 2883 (20080218) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann - the Birthday Edition
Hi all. Tuesday is my birthday and given such things, I thought it would be fun to share it with all of you. Come with a peace of cake and your birthday stories. You can share in my birthday celebration my kickin' back with me tonight at 9 PM Eastern time. http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg See you then, Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
Re: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann - the Birthday Edition
Hey! I just had an idea! We should have a cake when you visit. Yes, people, for anyone who doesn't know, the hens shall cluck together in person, beginning on March 8 yay! - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Sunday, February 17, 2008 2:19 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann - the Birthday Edition Where might we get the cake from? hehhehhehheh Now that's mean because you have just made me want cake, and my birthday isn't until Saturday, so no cake for me. You're mean! hehhehhehehhehehhah! I'm hardly going to up and bake a cake just to listen to your show either. *laughs* Music is a moral law- it gives wings to the mind, A soul to the universe, Flight to the imagination, A charm to sadness, A life to everything. - Plato Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Sunday, February 17, 2008 1:48 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann - the Birthday Edition Hi all. Tuesday is my birthday and given such things, I thought it would be fun to share it with all of you. Come with a peace of cake and your birthday stories. You can share in my birthday celebration my kickin' back with me tonight at 9 PM Eastern time. http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg See you then, Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann __ NOD32 2881 (20080217) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List At 9 PM tonight, Kickin' Back with Mary Ann and Ceramics
Uh, I didn't know that was a public response! Uh oops! Yes, my loving nickname for her is Ubby. Hehhehehe. *blushes* - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2008 12:37 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List At 9 PM tonight, Kickin' Back with Mary Ann and Ceramics I did pottery before, but never ceramics. It was really cool! I am curious if you still have any of the stuff that you've made. Wow ubby! That neat! - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2008 11:44 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List At 9 PM tonight, Kickin' Back with Mary Ann and Ceramics Hey. I've done ceramics, and pottery for that matter. So funny enough--stuff will likely make loads of sense to me! *laughs* Yet one more thing you likely didn't know--that I can be sort of artistic--in ways that don't involve music! hehhehhehehahh Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends, for it is one of God's best gifts. It involves many things, but above all, the power of going out of one's self, and appreciating whatever is noble and loving in another. --Thomas Hughes Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2008 11:17 AM Subject: The Talk2 List At 9 PM tonight, Kickin' Back with Mary Ann and Ceramics Hi everyone! Over the past month, I brought an idea to life for a very special gift that I made for a very special person. With the help of my sister, we managed to turn Braille into clay. As a part of the gift, I included a recording of the gift-making experience. During my show I would like to share the recordings with all of you tonight. So join me at 9 PM Eastern and listen as you hear Mary Ann squish clay into fragments, play with finger-painting, laugh uncontrollably at her sister's humor, and talk about interesting ways that a person could read Braille. You will learn, in an entertaining way, more than you thought you'd ever want to know about ceramics. This is not your typical art class, people. I promise you that. At 9 PM tonight, point your streaming media player to the following link, and enjoy. http:///tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann __ NOD32 2825 (20080127) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
The Talk2 List Teh Re-airing of the MarAmy show happens tonight at 9
Since the host of the show got a little drunk and barely remembers all of the strange hilarity that ensued while doing this show, it has been brought up that she should re-air it during her normal timeslot, as well as to include commentary. And so I shall. If you missed the MarAmy show on Friday night, stay tuned tonight for the sober commentary, along with the show in it's entirety. 9 PM tonight. See you there. Http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
The Talk2 List HUMOR ] Travel
NEXT TIME YOU FLY Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety lecture, and their other announcements, a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane... Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments. We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, please contact a member of the flight crew and they will escort you to the wing of the airplane. Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately. Pilot - Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern. And, after landing: Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride. As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve luggage from the overhead bins. The head attendant announced on the intercom, This aircraft is equipped with a video surveillance system that monitors the cabin during taxiing. Any passengers not remaining in their seats until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop at the gate will be strip searched as they leave the aircraft. Once on a Southwest flight, the pilot said, We've reached our cruising altitude now, and I'm turning off the seat belt sign. I'm switching to autopilot, too, so I can come back there and visit with all of you for the rest of the flight. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: Whoa, big fella...WHOA..! Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children. As you exit the plane, please be sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses. Last one off the plane must clean it. And from the pilot during his welcome message: We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight...! Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, That was quite a bump and I know what ya'll are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendants' fault.it was the asphalt! Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate! Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that. I'm sure that everything has shifted. From a Southwest Airlines employee Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a Thanks for flying XYZ airline. He said that in light
The Talk2 List Airing tonight at 9 PM, it's Kicking Clower
Due to a strange sounding voice, a stuffy head, and the need for Kleenex while sneezing, Mary Ann has asked one John Clower of the John Zone, to fill in her place. And he has willingly agreed to oblige. So stay tuned at 9 PM tonight for John's cover of my show which is affectionately entitled, Kicking Clower. I will be back next week when I can breathe easier and give all of you the Mary Ann magic that you deserve. Point your favorite streaming media player to the following link, Kick Clower, and enjoy. http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
The Talk2 List The John Zone will be brightening our evening. Just on a different night.
Hi everybody, Our favorite John is caught up in final exams that do not allow breathing as an option for this Tuesday. and since he cannot breathe, well, guess it would be kinda tough to do his show, eh? Can any of you talk without breathing? Hmm. Well if you can, you should call in and show us all how, when The John Zone returns. John will be posting to let us know when he'll be gracing us with his presence over the airwaves once more. Until then, bye for now. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
The Talk2 List Instead of Kickin' Back with Mary Ann, let's watch a movie instead!
Hi everyone, This week of work has been very long and I am in much need of a bit of self-kick backment. So I thought maybe you might like to kick back with me for a Christmas movie instead. I have never seen A Miracle on 34TH Street. Maybe some of you haven't seen it either. So I thought we could all grab some hot chocolate or some popcorn or anything else that sounds yummy and like comfort food or drink when cold weather, snow, and freezing rain happens and this time of year, and watch it tonight . It seems that many people are having a 70-degree holiday season. A very dear friend suggested turning on the AC and drinking hot chocolate. Wow what has happened to our weather! Important: The link to watch the movie is different than that of the main network. If you would like to watch the descriptive video version of this movie with me tonight at 9 PM, point your TBRN-capable media player to the following link http://tbrn.net:/movies.ogg The link will become available for you to access starting at 8:30 PM. Lastly, there are times when I air random movies on this special channel. E-mail me privately if you would like to be notified of my random airing of movies. [EMAIL PROTECTED] Hope to see you tonight. Here is a synopsis of the movie. At the Macy's Department Store Thanksgiving Day parade, the actor playing Santa is discovered to be drunk by a whiskered old man. Doris Walker, the no nonsense special events director, persuades the old man to take his place. The old man proves to be a sensation and is quickly recruited to be the store Santa at the main Macy's outlet. While he is successful, Ms. Walker learns that he calls himself Kris Kringle and he claims to be the actual Santa Claus. Despite reassurances by Kringle's doctor that he is harmless, Doris still has misgivings, especially when she has cynically trained herself, and especially her daughter, Susan, to reject all notions of belief and fantasy. And yet, people, especially Susan, begin to notice there is something special about Kris and his determination to advance the true spirit of Christmas amidst the rampant commercialism around him and succeeding in improbable ways. When a raucous conflict with the store's cruelly incompetent psychologist erupts, Kris finds himself held at Bellevue where, in despair, he deliberates fails a mental examination to ensure his commitment. All seems lost until Doris' friend, Fred Gaily, reassure Kris of his worth and agrees to represent him in the fight to secure his release. To achieve that, Fred arranges a formal hearing in which he argues that Kris is sane because he is in fact Santa Claus. What ensues is a bizarre hearing in which people's beliefs are reexamined and put to the test, but even so, it's going to take a miracle for Kris to win. Doris Walker a no-nonsense Macy's executive, desperately searches for a new store Santa. She hires Kris Kringle who insists that he's the real Santa Claus. But, he has many skeptics like Doris and her six year old daughter, Susan. So Kris goes to court to try and prove it. Is he the real Santa Claus? Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [Tbrn-announce] Mary Ann's Alive and Kickin'... Back, that is.
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The Talk2 List Fw: [Tbrn-announce] Mary Ann's Alive and Kickin'... Back, that is.
- Original Message - From: TBRN show and news announcements [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: TBRN show and news announcements [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sunday, December 02, 2007 12:00 PM Subject: [Tbrn-announce] Mary Ann's Alive and Kickin'... Back, that is. This week, there will be no re-airing of shows. It will be a live me, ready to share Sunday evening with you. Whatever that means, at this point, I have not a clue. But what I do know is that you can count on it starting at 9 PM Eastern time. Simply point your tbrn-capable Media player to the following link and Kick Back with Mary Ann tonight. http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg See you then, Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann - This message was delivered to you as a member of the TBRN Announcements mailing list. Subscribers can manage their TBRN Announcements mailing list subscriptions at: http://www.tbrn.net/mailman/listinfo/tbrn-announce Visit TBRN On The Web: http://www.tbrn.net/ Support TBRN Thru Beyond Hosting: http://www.tbrnhost.com/ TBRN: Truely Beyond Radio! __ NOD32 2697 (20071202) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List A belated John Zone
MessageJohn how rude! I depend on your shows for my Tuesday night dinner hour! So now I will starve. And it'll be all, your, fault! How dare you be responsible like that. *I put on my Farhan voice:* Jerk! - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2007 9:58 AM Subject: The Talk2 List A belated John Zone Hey all The John Zone will be somewhat delayed tonight as I have a prior engagement which just happened to fall at 7:00 this evening. With luck I can be back by 9:00 CST. However since this is a relatively late hour, I may reschedule my oh-so random show for a makeup slot later this week, particularly if this event tonight takes longer than expected. Hmmm. A show from 11 to 2AM Eastern Time? On a week night? No thank you! I apologize for the short notice, but it really is that time of the semester when papers and meetings and projects abound. For those who don't have my MSN messenger ID address monicker, that may be the best way to keep up to date with my ever-changing show schedule, since I don't always have the time to send out an EMail to the various TBRN lists. Feel free to add [EMAIL PROTECTED] iffen you don't already have it. Alright, back to paper-writing I go. __ NOD32 2689 (20071127) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
The Talk2 List Fw: [Tbrn-announce] Re-Airing at 9 PM Eastern tonight - Kickin' Backwith Mary Ann on Thanksgiving
- Original Message - From: TBRN show and news announcements [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: TBRN show and news announcements [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sunday, November 25, 2007 1:40 PM Subject: [Tbrn-announce] Re-Airing at 9 PM Eastern tonight - Kickin' Backwith Mary Ann on Thanksgiving Hi everyone. Since many people did not get to listen to my Thanksgiving show, and since today technically wraps up the last day of the Thanksgiving weekend, during my time slot, I am going to re-air my Thanksgiving show from Thursday night. I will sign into the messengers so that you all know that there is specific automated content. During this show, you will be able to reach me via the messengers, though calls will not be forwarded. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Every year, I have a tradition of spending a bit of time during the Thanksgiving evening to reflect on all that I am thankful for. This year, I would like to share this tradition with all of you. Join me for a Thanksgiving edition of Kickin' Back with Mary Ann, which will air at 9 PM Eastern Time. Point your favorite streaming media player to the following link and enjoy. http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann - This message was delivered to you as a member of the TBRN Announcements mailing list. Subscribers can manage their TBRN Announcements mailing list subscriptions at: http://www.tbrn.net/mailman/listinfo/tbrn-announce Visit TBRN On The Web: http://www.tbrn.net/ Support TBRN Thru Beyond Hosting: http://www.tbrnhost.com/ TBRN: Truely Beyond Radio! __ NOD32 2684 (20071125) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
The Talk2 List Fw: [Tbrn-announce] PDAudio RealTime2007.5 today at 7pm eastern
- Original Message - From: TBRN show and news announcements [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: TBRN show and news announcements [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 23, 2007 3:23 PM Subject: [Tbrn-announce] PDAudio RealTime2007.5 today at 7pm eastern It's that time again, folks. The after-Thanksgiving tradition that keeps you comin' back for more, each year. It's RealTime 2007.5! Let Patrick and Derek surprise you with whatever they come up with. From unusual keyboarding, to unexpected conversation, to impromptu jam sessions, to unusual combinations of water, packing material, and God knows what else. To put it simply, just don't miss it. So grab your Turkey Day left-overs and join Patrick and Derek for PDAudio RealTime2007.5 tonight at 7 PM Eastern. Point your TBRN player of choice to: http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg See you then. Mary Ann - This message was delivered to you as a member of the TBRN Announcements mailing list. Subscribers can manage their TBRN Announcements mailing list subscriptions at: http://www.tbrn.net/mailman/listinfo/tbrn-announce Visit TBRN On The Web: http://www.tbrn.net/ Support TBRN Thru Beyond Hosting: http://www.tbrnhost.com/ TBRN: Truely Beyond Radio! __ NOD32 2682 (20071123) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina I really think that more than Greenville residents received this one. Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:16 AM Subject: The Talk2 List DUH... DUH If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius . (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not li ve forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever, --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. --Mariah Carey Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life, -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to be come spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign . I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body, --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country, --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it, --A congressional candidate in Texas. Half this game is ninety percent mental. --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ; It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. --Al Gore, Vice President I love California . I p ractically grew up in Phoenix . --Dan Quayle We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? --Lee Iacocca The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einst ein. --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback sports analyst. We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas. --Keppel Enderbery If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record. --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman Feeling smarter yet? CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] __ NOD32 2674 (20071121) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
Up early? No. I was actually up very late. Now, I'm up early. Yay for three hours sleep and work to do. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:52 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhehhehhehhehhhehheh! I know! I thought of that one too! I could totally see someone getting a form letter like that one! My god! On a different subject? Holy shit are you ever up early! *laughing* Ok coffee time for me! Stimulants are so totally needed this morning! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:15 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina I really think that more than Greenville residents received this one. Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:16 AM Subject: The Talk2 List DUH... DUH If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius . (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not li ve forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever, --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. --Mariah Carey Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life, -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to be come spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign . I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body, --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country, --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it, --A congressional candidate in Texas. Half this game is ninety percent mental. --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ; It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. --Al Gore, Vice President I love California . I p ractically grew up in Phoenix . --Dan Quayle We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? --Lee Iacocca The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einst ein. --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback sports analyst. We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas. --Keppel Enderbery
Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
BTW, whenever I get home Thanksgiving night, I am doing a Kickin' Back with Mary Ann on Thanksgiving show. Probably at nine or 10 or something around that time. Eastern time, that is. But since all of you are now subscribed to the TBRN Announcements mailing list, you'll all see the promo for it, right? Heh. http://www.tbrn.net/mailman/listinfo/tbrn-announce - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Goody! I don't know what else to say other than that, so I' am just going to write filler in here so that I don't offend and write a one line message. *grins* How awesome for you though! You can now say that you've had two really great thanksgivings in a row! I like to think that I had something to do with one of them. *laughing* Ok off I go! Peace out! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... No work tomorrow. My parents reserved me for pretty much the whole day. We're coming to pick you up early! This will be my first Thanksgiving with my Mom and Dad in 11 years, people. Cool eh? I'm geeked about it. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:36 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhhehhahah! Yeah it was the like almost 4:30 time on the message. hehheheha well have lots of coffee, and whatever you do, don't work tomorrow! So sayeth Ummy... And none of you are allowed to refer to me as such btw! hehehehhehhehhehhehheh Any questions, see Mary Ann. CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:25 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Up early? No. I was actually up very late. Now, I'm up early. Yay for three hours sleep and work to do. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:52 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhehhehhehhehhhehheh! I know! I thought of that one too! I could totally see someone getting a form letter like that one! My god! On a different subject? Holy shit are you ever up early! *laughing* Ok coffee time for me! Stimulants are so totally needed this morning! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:15 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina I really think that more than Greenville residents received this one. Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:16 AM Subject: The Talk2 List DUH... DUH If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius . (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not li ve forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever, --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss
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Actually, the paperwork aspect is the biggest reason that I decided not, to go into social. You hit the nail on it's cute little head, Patrick. - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:07 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... On 11/21/2007, 4:15:53 AM EDT, Mary Ann quoted: I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina OK, maybe in Greenville, but if the social services department comes out and officially says May god bless you, then, well, that's not very politically correct, now is it? You might have just offended said purported dead person! Oh god, how could you live with yourself after that? The soul be damned, and he/she will come back to haunt you for years while you're behind your desk in that abysmal little office filling out paperwork and being generally boring. Actually, that might make your job more interesting if you're a social worker. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 8:57 AM EST. __ NOD32 2675 (20071121) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
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And yes, Amy, Ummy, and Ubby, it was great to spend last Thanksgiving with you and your (strange) I mean, wonderful heheheh, family. I'm thankful that even though you dislocated your knee when you visited me in Michigan (just by standing up from a couch) back in 95, the only thing that happened to me during last year's visit was that I got a really bad cold. Hehehahhahaha! Seriously, spending Thanksgiving with you and your family last years was a memory that I will cherish always. Not to mention serious blackmail with the dinner-hour recordings I got from it. Hehehehheheh. Can you guys tell I love Amy? LOL. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Goody! I don't know what else to say other than that, so I' am just going to write filler in here so that I don't offend and write a one line message. *grins* How awesome for you though! You can now say that you've had two really great thanksgivings in a row! I like to think that I had something to do with one of them. *laughing* Ok off I go! Peace out! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... No work tomorrow. My parents reserved me for pretty much the whole day. We're coming to pick you up early! This will be my first Thanksgiving with my Mom and Dad in 11 years, people. Cool eh? I'm geeked about it. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:36 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhhehhahah! Yeah it was the like almost 4:30 time on the message. hehheheha well have lots of coffee, and whatever you do, don't work tomorrow! So sayeth Ummy... And none of you are allowed to refer to me as such btw! hehehehhehhehhehhehheh Any questions, see Mary Ann. CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:25 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Up early? No. I was actually up very late. Now, I'm up early. Yay for three hours sleep and work to do. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:52 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhehhehhehhehhhehheh! I know! I thought of that one too! I could totally see someone getting a form letter like that one! My god! On a different subject? Holy shit are you ever up early! *laughing* Ok coffee time for me! Stimulants are so totally needed this morning! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:15 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina I really think that more than Greenville residents received this one. Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:16 AM Subject: The Talk2 List DUH... DUH If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius . (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would
Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
Amy wrote: The paperwork wasn't the deciding no factor for me however, it was the fact that you spend more time in most cases dealing with red tape and overload of cases rather than doing the good for humanity that drew you to the field in the first place. Amy, doesn't that sound like you don't like the paperwork aspect, though? and that it was a deciding factor? Just understanding your thoughts. I think that if people go into a field because of some underlying facet of their personality that drives them to go into the field and if that sense of purpose for them, is helping others and that resonates with them enough to be an awesome Social Worker, more power to them. I don't think there is anything wrong with allowing your social motivators (See find your ideal career podcast) to drive a desire to help others. It is when that desire does not drive their passion and quality of work so that quality only equates to being high enough to support them beyond being a volunteer, instead of a social worker, that there becomes a problem, I think. Just throwing in my two cents for fun here, really. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 10:40 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... The thing is, that you still can do good and give back to people in this world without having a job as a social worker or what ever. The paperwork wasn't the deciding no factor for me however, it was the fact that you spend more time in most cases dealing with red tape and overload of cases rather than doing the good for humanity that drew you to the field in the first place. If you ask someone that graduated with their MSW why they got that degree, their generic response is because I want to help people, That's awesome, I'm all for helping people, but you can accomplish that task by volunteering your time coaching special Olympics or being a big brother or big sister, a victim advocate or crisis center volunteer--go work for habitat for humanity. My point, is that you can give and get back ten fold without a job as a social worker. Paperwork should be outlawed in my opinion. It exists in almost every profession where you spend any time working with people, but it is still an awful task! *frowns* CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:10 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Actually, the paperwork aspect is the biggest reason that I decided not, to go into social. You hit the nail on it's cute little head, Patrick. - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:07 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... On 11/21/2007, 4:15:53 AM EDT, Mary Ann quoted: I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina OK, maybe in Greenville, but if the social services department comes out and officially says May god bless you, then, well, that's not very politically correct, now is it? You might have just offended said purported dead person! Oh god, how could you live with yourself after that? The soul be damned, and he/she will come back to haunt you for years while you're behind your desk in that abysmal little office filling out paperwork and being generally boring. Actually, that might make your job more interesting if you're a social worker. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 8:57 AM EST. __ NOD32 2675 (20071121) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2675 (20071121) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
MessageHey now, this is how we cope, with work. And look what you do, Clower. You, take a little nappy! Aww how cuuute. - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:06 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List DUH... You know, for two people who are supposed to be working, you and Amy sure do post a lot during the day. Snap snap grin grin wink wink nudge nudge. Alright. I'm off to see if a small nap can be arranged before the show. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mary Ann Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 11:13 AM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I think that scream of pain was enough to wake every man, woman, and child in that apartment complex, shatter all crystal glasses within a mile, curdle the milk in their fridges, cause hibernating animals to wake from their winter's naps, make police siren manufacturers go out of business, and not to mention, cause the paramedics to take you down that flight of stairs, head first, on that stretcher! Hehehahhahaha! - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 11:34 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I still contend that that apartment was haunted and that I was pushed down, causing me to dislocate my knee! LOL Also a great way to explain the explosive screaming that ensued later on! Yes you are lucky that all you caught was a cold! I still say that whenever I go to Michigan to visit you, that we must stay away from Kalamazoo. I'm afraid of having the same sort of bad luck! LOL CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... And yes, Amy, Ummy, and Ubby, it was great to spend last Thanksgiving with you and your (strange) I mean, wonderful heheheh, family. I'm thankful that even though you dislocated your knee when you visited me in Michigan (just by standing up from a couch) back in 95, the only thing that happened to me during last year's visit was that I got a really bad cold. Hehehahhahaha! Seriously, spending Thanksgiving with you and your family last years was a memory that I will cherish always. Not to mention serious blackmail with the dinner-hour recordings I got from it. Hehehehheheh. Can you guys tell I love Amy? LOL. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Goody! I don't know what else to say other than that, so I' am just going to write filler in here so that I don't offend and write a one line message. *grins* How awesome for you though! You can now say that you've had two really great thanksgivings in a row! I like to think that I had something to do with one of them. *laughing* Ok off I go! Peace out! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... No work tomorrow. My parents reserved me for pretty much the whole day. We're coming to pick you up early! This will be my first Thanksgiving with my Mom and Dad in 11 years, people. Cool eh? I'm geeked about it. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:36 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhhehhahah! Yeah it was the like almost 4:30 time on the message. hehheheha well have lots of coffee, and whatever you do, don't work tomorrow! So sayeth Ummy... And none of you are allowed to refer to me as such btw! hehehehhehhehhehhehheh Any questions, see Mary Ann. CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email
The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann. . . and Jack airs tonight at 9 PM Eastern time
Hi everyone. This is the last promotion of my show that I will be sending to the Talk2 List. To receive e-mail announcements about my show, as well as the shows of the rest of the TBRN hosts, visit the link below and subscribe to our announcement mailing list. It's fast, it's easy, it's free, it's... Yeah yeah yeah... You get the point. Heh. Once you subscribe to the list, you'll receive all announcements and TBRN-related updates sent by our TBRN staff. So don't delay! join today! I need help... http://www.tbrn.net/mailman/listinfo/tbrn-announce Tonight's show is sure to be interesting because one of my dearest friends, Jack, will be my special guest. We're also going to be talking about a topic that has spawned from the week that I've had. I'm sure it will create some fun calls and will share some interesting insights into my listeners. I'm not going to give it away because I don't want people to have too much time to think about it. Not to mention that even when I have a topic in mind, it can change at the last minute. Either way, it'll be fun. Come with your favorite drink and a decent pair of headphones or speakers, as well as your preferred TBRN-capable media player, and Kick back with Mary Ann and Jack tonight at 9. http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg See you then. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann tonight
Come join me for a show that starts on time, one that is not full of technical difficulties, and one that brings an opportunity for you to share your story. About what? You may ask? Well, that is yet to be determined. But the host will be armed with a bottle of her favorite wine and will be ready to kick back with you tonight after the Sunday Night Serenade.So from 9 PM until the bottle is empty, join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann. Point your favorite streaming media player to http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg See you then. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
Re: The Talk2 List FWD: Sex letters.
Oh mygod! This one, out of all of them, was the best: I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling? Hahahahahahahahah! That's damn funny Amy! - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Friday, November 09, 2007 6:31 AM Subject: The Talk2 List FWD: Sex letters. TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just lay there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move KEEP READING... = TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't cum 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching TV Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling? The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe. They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. --Terry Pratchett Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] __ NOD32 2649 (20071109) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
One minute, Leopard installation tutorials, the next,, toy tutorials? Do we venture a guess at what comes next? Nah... I don't think we should do that. However, stay tuned for an upload of my most recent show where Amy and Mary Ann give us a, How to shove two boxes of Dots in your mouth and make it sound interesting, demonstration. Heheheh. Had to find a creative way to plug my show somehow... - Original Message - From: Kevin Reeves [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 29, 2007 10:40 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Marry Ann Said Those toys aren't supposed to talk; the user is. Umer. If you can still talk whilst using said toys. You're not doing it right. Lololol. - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 29, 2007 12:18 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Yeah. It put my mind into a scary place, too. Those toys aren't supposed to talk; the user is. Uh... oops! Heh. After my strange show tonight, I assume that Amy has followed through with filling her randomness quota as per John's request below. And, um, so did I. Betty and Wilma just don't talk about those things... Bed for me. - Original Message - From: John Clower [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:57 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain though I'm glad that it is a key chain and not some other type of toy. Oh no no no. That put John's mind into a scary place. Bad bad Amy. Just for that, you now have to be extra amusing and random tonight on Mary Ann's show. So sayeth the Clower! -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Amy Billman Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2007 6:32 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Actually that really was what I said, he just didn't put the rest of it there so it was out of context. And, oh,my, God, I finally heard Amy key chain. Oh holy shit! hehhehhehhehhhehehahhaahahaha Derek, that is incredibly bizarre. I mean wow. Oddness and hilarity ensues! I guess that what I can take from this is that you need to totally watch what you do or say or how you do or say it on air during anybody's show, cuz you could end up anywhere, though I'm glad that it is a key chain and not some other type of toy. h ehheh Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 5:40 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Oh god. Editing Words in e-mail now as well as editing what people say in their innocently-stated shows on TBRN? What next? - Original Message - From: Doug Langley [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 5:34 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain With the wonders of message quoting we can make amy say the following: In my musical opinion, he doesn't have much talent as a vocalist Ok, so lots of his stuff is pure cheese... I would just like to say that I couldn't agree more. Good going, amy! Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2619 (20071026) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.15.12/1096 - Release Date: 10/27/2007 11:02 AM Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2622 (20071028) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.15.12/1096 - Release Date: 10/27/2007 11:02 AM Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2625 (20071030) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail
Re: The Talk2 List ooh oh oooooh yeah ride the bacon train!
We should have told Steve to read this as part of his wisdom teeth removal tongue twister recording! Wow that'd been coool! Hey Steve, you should go back and let them pull more teeth out so we can hear you do this! John, you're his brother, help us out with that, eh? Don't ya have some longstanding revenge that you've always wanted to carry out? *said in John's radio promo voice:* Well now, you, can! One good swing is all it'd take really. Heheheheheh. - Original Message - From: Samuel Proulx [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2007 1:02 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List ooh oh oh yeah ride the bacon train! I wish I could! Unfortunately, my tang always gets tungled by the time I've got to the word cheese. And going chugga chugga tomato! with a straight face isn't something that can be done. Mary Ann wrote: How funny! I actually was thinking about how funny it would be to hear that read out loud when I read it this morning. So Sam, you should record yourself reading it and send it up so we can enjoy - Original Message - From: Samuel Proulx [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2007 11:40 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List ooh oh oh yeah ride the bacon train! The Secretive Mr. Quink and his Army Love Robot corporation, I guess. Seriously, it was something I was writing last English lecture instead of taking notes. No, I have no idea why, or what it means, or...anything. I figured I'd post it for everyone to enjoy and puzzle over. I was pretty much just distractedly banging on the keyboard; I think the result is pretty damn...creative. Or something. It's fun to read outloud, too. Kevin Reeves wrote: What the hell? Where did this come from? - Original Message - From: Samuel Proulx [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2007 8:07 AM Subject: The Talk2 List ooh oh oh yeah ride the bacon train! chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga tomato! W Wooo! Yeah, that's how it goes in and out and in and out and up and down the hallways of my reality yesterday evening before me's fleas and bees made she's sneeze and weeze to please and tease the cheese. Yes, your honor. I will testify! I am a hep cat! I have not got sausage! I have a digital nose that knows it blows to close the woes that froze the clothes in snows of foes. I will not be exploded or stuffed! Will you palpitate my palpus like it was perfect and we weren't all made of stars that are starting to melt inside our rayon panties in the glare of the public pubis? Pretend, please! Perhaps proudly, probably promptly. Previous pickpocket Patricia's picked problematic porpoises. This is 1948, and I am glad, glad, glad, glad, glad, glad! Excuse me while I determine this rabbit. Does it love clingfree like I love you? Do you love me like clingfree to? Can we walk on the beaches of Taltron III and exchange acidic kisses by the nitrogen ocean under a pink sky? Yes! For we have tantacles, now. We are free to be or not to be. To love from above. Have you ever tasted rape? I bet it's not like peaches and cream would seem. I will give you the moon, no downpayments required, because I feel the cords of your sorrow binding my spleen. Will you smile for me, Jordene? I can't wear your socks, for I am not a lesbian. So I put your experiences in containers on my bookshelf. Sometimes I take them down and hold them. I can feel them pulsing. They pulse for me, so I will understand. But I don't. Maybe if I had some apple sauce I could plum the depths of the universe. But I doubt it. What's the point? The baby just turns into a pig, in the end; maybe if we beat it harder next time, it will become a gyroscope. That would show that pussy! But it won't; it just cycles and cycles and cycles and you go back to the start of the last part and it cycles and cycles again. The fabric on this chair is warn, and existence is futile. You might as well do drugs. But it won't help. Just ask the chair. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.15.12/1098 - Release Date: 10/29/2007 9:28 AM Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2627 (20071030) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2
Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
Yeah. It put my mind into a scary place, too. Those toys aren't supposed to talk; the user is. Uh... oops! Heh. After my strange show tonight, I assume that Amy has followed through with filling her randomness quota as per John's request below. And, um, so did I. Betty and Wilma just don't talk about those things... Bed for me. - Original Message - From: John Clower [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:57 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain though I'm glad that it is a key chain and not some other type of toy. Oh no no no. That put John's mind into a scary place. Bad bad Amy. Just for that, you now have to be extra amusing and random tonight on Mary Ann's show. So sayeth the Clower! -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Amy Billman Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2007 6:32 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Actually that really was what I said, he just didn't put the rest of it there so it was out of context. And, oh,my, God, I finally heard Amy key chain. Oh holy shit! hehhehhehhehhhehehahhaahahaha Derek, that is incredibly bizarre. I mean wow. Oddness and hilarity ensues! I guess that what I can take from this is that you need to totally watch what you do or say or how you do or say it on air during anybody's show, cuz you could end up anywhere, though I'm glad that it is a key chain and not some other type of toy. h ehheh Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 5:40 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Oh god. Editing Words in e-mail now as well as editing what people say in their innocently-stated shows on TBRN? What next? - Original Message - From: Doug Langley [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 5:34 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain With the wonders of message quoting we can make amy say the following: In my musical opinion, he doesn't have much talent as a vocalist Ok, so lots of his stuff is pure cheese... I would just like to say that I couldn't agree more. Good going, amy! Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2619 (20071026) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.15.12/1096 - Release Date: 10/27/2007 11:02 AM Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2622 (20071028) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
Barry Badillow! Hehhahahhha! Oh god that's great, Patrick! Ya know, when you made that mega mix, I was expecting it to be much shorter, then to be followed with a bang. I think you need to make a Barry Bang, version of that. Hehehehehehe. And as for Doug? Don't think that I wouldn't do that. I could very easily just hop on the main TBRN stream when no one else is on and play every Barry album I have. My folder says I have 14 at this moment. But many of these are multidisk sets. Good idea, Amy. I'll save this Mani-fest for a last resort for when certain people around here really start getting out of hand. Heh heh heh. *evil grin* - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 6:57 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain On 10/26/2007, 6:52:46 AM EDT, Amy said, in a rather disjointed fassion: perhaps as punishment for your--hen-hater personality of late, we should set up a Mani-marathon on TBRN. I'm talking an extremely long Barry Manilow music playing fest! All Barry, all, the, time! Yes, and I can do a megga-mix of the other five albums, and you can play that six-minute 18 second file all the time. No need for individual Manilo tracks, as we would only be highlighting the very best of Barry Badilo. Oh deer, seems I'm developing a cold, except not. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 6:55 AM EST. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2619 (20071026) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
I had to find a medley that I have in order to jog my memory a little on some of these. He did jingles for some of the following: Kentucky Fried Chicken (I want some now) Of course, Like a good neighbor... Stridex (give your face somethin to smile about!) I am stuck on a bandade cuz a bandade's stuck on me! It's not a kola cuz kola's by the score. So Drink Doctor Pepper, the joy of every boy and girl. Join the Pepsi people. Feelin' free, feelin' free. And you dee zerve, a, break, to, day. So, get, up, and, get, a, way to Mc, Donald's. Heh. I think he also did one for, Hoover, really, sucks! - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 4:07 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain I forgot about his jingle writing! And without him, American BandStand wouldn't have had a theme song either. He did other ones too I think but I'm not sure for who. Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Kevin Reeves [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 1:32 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain He is also responsible for letting us know that like a good neighbor, state farm is there. - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 10:06 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain There not nothin wrong with m! wah! You people! *major pouts* Just for the record, would you guys like to know why, I like him? Hehehehhe. I'll tell ya. I like the arrangement and instrumentation of his music. I like his cord structures also. There are times in my life where I associate specific songs that are his. Some of them tell a story. Some of them just feel good. And I think he has done something right in order to be able to pull in any musician he wants, to work on albums with him. He has been in the industry for over 30 years and still manages to keep going. Many artists cannot claim such things. His singing isn't all that great, I will give you that. But it's what is behind the music for me. Not that I felt I had to defend myself to anyone cuz I am who I am and that's that. But I just wanted to see where I would end up going with this. Heheheheh. - Original Message - From: Doug Langley [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 10:34 AM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain The only problem I see with a barry fest, is that the goal of any station, online or not is to atract listeners. I know, some people are concerned with the quality of such listeners and well, if were going to be concerned with listener quality, barry fans are either to old, or just young and strange. Face it, if you like barry and your under 50, there's something badly wrong, right? In another 30 years, Josh groben will also be demoted to this status all though some say he already is. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Amy Billman Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 3:53 AM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain *laughing* I couldn't have said it any better myself! Cluck, cluck, cluck! Oh--and Doug, perhaps as punishment for your--hen-hater personality of late, we should set up a Mani-marathon on TBRN. I'm talking an extremely long Barry Manilow music playing fest! All Barry, all, the, time! Before avid listeners begin grumbling, be quiet, or the hens will peck at you! Listeners of Mary Ann's show and knowledge of Doug's hehheh liking not, for Barry Manilow will understand. That'll teach ya to be a hen hater! In closing, may I say: Cluck, cluck to all, and have a clucking awesome day! I'm getting the cluck out of here! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 7:44 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain I saw the following comment in my LiveJournal today. So take, this you hen-make-funner-ofers! The following is a well-meaning and all-in-good-fun example of an Amy or Mary Ann post. Aww, dat's so sad. hehhehhehhah. WOW! hehhehhehhahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah! That's fantabalamalous! hehhehhehhah! You two add a warmth and spirit that has re-invigorated the TBRN-o-verse. We're all blessed to have your banterings. They make Kung Fu Docta smire rong time. So shut the cluck up! Heheheheh. Amy? Anything to add or did that pretty much sum it up? - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent
Re: The Talk2 List Testing
Everyone's teasing me about it wah! Heheheheh. I think there is something up with TBRN mail possibly because everyone else is telling me that they were all coming through right away. But my TBRN mail wasn't receiving talk2 mail for like, all day after Maria's. But it would receive other mail that I sent back and forth to and from the account. I'm innocent! Wah! This subject line is officially over! Heheheheh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:40 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Oh come on, you know you just wanted to make sure your voice was heard so you sentedededed it way way way way lots! *grins* Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:17 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Wow! I sent it twice and it came through like, a million times. Guess it works now... Sorry guys. Gees! - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:35 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Testing My response to Maria's mail is not posting to the list. Testing to see if this mail goes through. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
The Talk2 List I am changing the subject line cuz the other one is officially over. Heh.
Oh good. I'm not alone. I'd not seen that until now. And because I originally had problems with TBRN mail, I am keeping an extra eye on it's behavior. If it had been any other topic, I wouldnta cared. But It was for that Maria person. So I felt that it was more important than the usual Mary Ann/Amy public conversations and strange show promos and other odd rantings. Or, as someone once put it, didactic tirades. Hehehhehehe. - Original Message - From: Lynn reaper To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 8:12 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing I don't think it's just you having this problem. Sometimes it takes ages for mine to go through, and also, when I receive mail from this list, it always seems to come through in the wrong order. More than once, I've got replies to a message, and it's taken a day or more to get the original message. __ NOD32 2617 (20071025) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
Hey Amy, speaking of cutie things, did you know that Derek made a keychain out of you for Beyond Toys? See the end of John's Tuesday show for details. Or, alternatively, Derek, you could send us all a link to the Amy keychain, eh? And I still don't think it's fair that she gets to be in a cute little keychain and all I get is made into this perverse wave file. Wah! *stamps feet* - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 7:40 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing *Said in my attempt to imitate Mary Ann's cuty voice* Aw! Poor Mary Ann! People teasing her ! A! hehhehhehhehhehahh Yes, it's official, in case you didn't already know, I'm weird! *laughing* Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 6:51 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Everyone's teasing me about it wah! Heheheheh. I think there is something up with TBRN mail possibly because everyone else is telling me that they were all coming through right away. But my TBRN mail wasn't receiving talk2 mail for like, all day after Maria's. But it would receive other mail that I sent back and forth to and from the account. I'm innocent! Wah! This subject line is officially over! Heheheheh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:40 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Oh come on, you know you just wanted to make sure your voice was heard so you sentedededed it way way way way lots! *grins* Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:17 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Wow! I sent it twice and it came through like, a million times. Guess it works now... Sorry guys. Gees! - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:35 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Testing My response to Maria's mail is not posting to the list. Testing to see if this mail goes through. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2617 (20071025) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
I appreciate your speaking for me the words that I did not get to speak for myself. Thanks Amy, aww. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 12:57 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Nooo!! I don't think she'd like that!!! Sorry--pardon me as I just speak for you, Mary Ann. hehhehhehhhehehaha Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: derek Lane To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 12:45 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Ok, well, there could be sex toys from beyond toys as well, should you like. Hope that helps. - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 9:56 AM Subject: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Hey Amy, speaking of cutie things, did you know that Derek made a keychain out of you for Beyond Toys? See the end of John's Tuesday show for details. Or, alternatively, Derek, you could send us all a link to the Amy keychain, eh? And I still don't think it's fair that she gets to be in a cute little keychain and all I get is made into this perverse wave file. Wah! *stamps feet* - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 7:40 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing *Said in my attempt to imitate Mary Ann's cuty voice* Aw! Poor Mary Ann! People teasing her ! A! hehhehhehhehhehahh Yes, it's official, in case you didn't already know, I'm weird! *laughing* Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 6:51 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Everyone's teasing me about it wah! Heheheheh. I think there is something up with TBRN mail possibly because everyone else is telling me that they were all coming through right away. But my TBRN mail wasn't receiving talk2 mail for like, all day after Maria's. But it would receive other mail that I sent back and forth to and from the account. I'm innocent! Wah! This subject line is officially over! Heheheheh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:40 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Oh come on, you know you just wanted to make sure your voice was heard so you sentedededed it way way way way lots! *grins* Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:17 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Wow! I sent it twice and it came through like, a million times. Guess it works now... Sorry guys. Gees! - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:35 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Testing My response to Maria's mail is not posting to the list. Testing to see if this mail goes through. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2617 (20071025) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2617 (20071025) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
Patrick, Two things. First, I noticed you changed your quoty thing so it says, Mary Ann, instead of Mary. Aww. That makes me feel special. Thanks. Second, that is the only thing that has saved you from the wrath of one said hen. We, *cluck*, are, *cluck*, not, *cluck*, hens! *cluck* You're lucky I like ya. Hah! - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 5:07 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain On 10/25/2007, 1:18:17 PM EDT, Mary Ann wrote in the dirt: I appreciate your speaking for me the words that I did not get to speak for myself. Let's setup an alias for this list: [EMAIL PROTECTED] now points to talk2@andrelouis.com -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 5:06 PM EST. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2617 (20071025) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
I saw the following comment in my LiveJournal today. So take, this you hen-make-funner-ofers! The following is a well-meaning and all-in-good-fun example of an Amy or Mary Ann post. Aww, dat's so sad. hehhehhehhah. WOW! hehhehhehhahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah! That's fantabalamalous! hehhehhehhah! You two add a warmth and spirit that has re-invigorated the TBRN-o-verse. We're all blessed to have your banterings. They make Kung Fu Docta smire rong time. So shut the cluck up! Heheheheh. Amy? Anything to add or did that pretty much sum it up? - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 5:43 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Patrick, Two things. First, I noticed you changed your quoty thing so it says, Mary Ann, instead of Mary. Aww. That makes me feel special. Thanks. Second, that is the only thing that has saved you from the wrath of one said hen. We, *cluck*, are, *cluck*, not, *cluck*, hens! *cluck* You're lucky I like ya. Hah! - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 5:07 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain On 10/25/2007, 1:18:17 PM EDT, Mary Ann wrote in the dirt: I appreciate your speaking for me the words that I did not get to speak for myself. Let's setup an alias for this list: [EMAIL PROTECTED] now points to talk2@andrelouis.com -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 5:06 PM EST. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2617 (20071025) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2617 (20071025) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List Some family news
Hey Maria, There are few words that can offer consolation in times like these. I am thinking of you and your family. I am here for you if you need a friend to cry to, a word of support, or just someone to sit and talk with about anything but the situation. Maybe you just need someone to help you think through the terrible logistics that no one ever wants to have to think about when things like this happen. If you need to get an emergency flight, there are airlines that may offer a deeply discounted bereavement flight if you provide to the airline, a faxed copy of the name of the person who has passed on, their relationship to you, the name of the funeral home, and doctor. If you need any help with the clerical aspect of these details, let me know. I've done this before when I had to fly from Portland to Michigan. I can help with making calls or coordinating faxing between parties if you get stuck without faxing capabilities. Whatever you need, I will help. Just say the word. Your friend, Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Maria L [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 5:19 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Some family news Hi everyone. I'm just posting on here so those of you who knew the situation can find out. My dad has been very sick for some time now and he passed away today, about half an hour ago. I don't know yet what's going on but most likely I'll be leaving either today or tomorrow. I don't know how much in contact I'll be in since it's a rural area with low Internet and I'm not sure yet whether my phone will get signal. Please keep my family in your prayers and thoughts if possible, and I'll talk to all of you soon. Maria Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List Some family news
Hey Maria, There are few words that can offer consolation in times like these. I am thinking of you and your family. I am here for you if you need a friend to cry to, a word of support, or even just someone to sit and talk with about anything but, the situation. Maybe you just need someone to help you think through the terrible logistics that no one ever wants to have to think about when things like this happen. If you need to get an emergency flight, there are airlines that may offer a deeply discounted bereavement flight if you provide to the airline, a faxed copy of the name of the person who has passed on, their relationship to you, the name of the funeral home, and doctor. If you need any help with the clerical aspect of these details, let me know. I've done this before when I had to fly from Portland to Michigan. I can help with making calls or coordinating faxing between parties if you get stuck without faxing capabilities. Maybe there are alternate airports that the airlines will tell you about, given the fires. Whatever you need, I will help. Just say the word. Your friend, Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Maria L [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 5:19 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Some family news Hi everyone. I'm just posting on here so those of you who knew the situation can find out. My dad has been very sick for some time now and he passed away today, about half an hour ago. I don't know yet what's going on but most likely I'll be leaving either today or tomorrow. I don't know how much in contact I'll be in since it's a rural area with low Internet and I'm not sure yet whether my phone will get signal. Please keep my family in your prayers and thoughts if possible, and I'll talk to all of you soon. Maria Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
The Talk2 List Thinking of you Maria
Hey Maria, There are few words that can offer consolation in times like these. I am thinking of you and your family. I am here for you if you need a friend to cry to, a word of support, or even just someone to sit and talk with about anything but, the situation. Maybe you just need someone to help you think through the daunting logistics that no one ever wants to have to think about when things like this happen. If you need to get an emergency flight, there are airlines that may offer a deeply discounted bereavement flight if you provide to the airline, a faxed copy of the name of the person who has passed on, their relationship to you, the name of the funeral home, and doctor. If you need any help with the clerical aspect of these details, let me know. I've done this before when I had to fly from Portland to Michigan. I can help with making calls or coordinating faxing between parties if you get stuck without faxing capabilities. Maybe there are alternate airports that the airlines will tell you about, given the fires. Whatever you need, I will help. Just say the word. Your friend, Mary Ann Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
The Talk2 List Testing
My response to Maria's mail is not posting to the list. Testing to see if this mail goes through. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
Re: The Talk2 List Testing
Wow! I sent it twice and it came through like, a million times. Guess it works now... Sorry guys. Gees! - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:35 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Testing My response to Maria's mail is not posting to the list. Testing to see if this mail goes through. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List more oddness!
Do you remember geometry books in highschool? Those raised drawings on those thermoform pages? Ah. All those 90-degree angles and circles with the cute little Braille numbers to show us the degrees when you drew an arc through the circles. Blech! Anyway, what if they had those damn Playboy or Centerfold magazines to look like those geometry graphs? Whoa! As for the tattoos? The description suggests that the person getting this, isn't actually getting a tattoo, but they are getting a Braille implant instead. I don't think this would be something I'd want either, Amy. And the zits comment was damn funny! The feeling of smooth skin is great. Even the feeling of natural blemishes or marring due to life and all that it brings is understandable and can offer something unique. I have a small pock mark on my left cheek from when I had chicken pocks. Guys who have dated me have said that it is unobtrusive and looks more like freckles and offers character. Who the hell knows. But I don't think I'd want Braille implants. I like my body just the way it is, thanks. Heheh. If people enjoy tattoos, more power to ya. For me, I guess I think that if I was meant to have a tattoo, Ida been born with a built-in pen. And as for why anyone would want to feel the thing, depending on where it was placed? Is there any place that it could be placed that you'd wanna feel it? Uh, I don't think sowowowowow... How attractive would it be to run your hands over your partner's skin and run your favorite Braille-reading finger over the words, Amy, Mary Ann, Julie, Sam, Cindy, Donna, Michelle, Rosie, or whatever. Heheheheheh. Especially, now that I think of it, if you're name wasn't any of those! lol! - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2007 2:01 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List more oddness! Yeah see I had one of those when I was a kid--the Rubik's Cube in Braille. My dad and I labeled it. I only got the block once. So then I got irritated at the thing, and tore off all the little stickers so then they all matched so it didn't matter. Sort of defeating the purpose you know? hehehhehheh Yeah I think that some of this goes a bit overboard. I mean I'm all for accessibility and broadening ones horizons, but wow! My mom was the one that sent me these, and she could not wrap her head round the idea behind the Braille tattoos either! Personally I can't either. If I want a tattoo, I'll go and get one, and that will be that. Plus given the places that some folks put tattoos, why in hell would you have the impulse to feel them anyway? It just amazes me the things people come up with! I have no reason, like you, to feel a neck tie, or bottle of wine or beer. That's excessive to me. So what I want to know, is where is the line between meeting the needs of a population to make things more accessible, and when it becomes too much? Some blind and visually impaired people would argue that a line doesn't exist, hence making it necessary for such things like Braille Play Boy center folds and things like that, but to me, it seems that it makes you stand out even more, and on the center fold thing, honestly guys, you can do better than that! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2007 12:13 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List more oddness! I like the idea of the Braille Rubik's Cube. I have enough vision that if I hold one of the regular ones up to my eyes, I can match the colors on the real ones. But I have a hell of a time doing even that. But then I got wise and just pealed off all the stickers. Heheheh! It worked yay! All the colors were then the same. Sorta defeats the point though, eh? Hah. I also found the solar-powered retinal chip interesting but it seems kind of ironic though. Can you imagine the ads for this thing? Solar-powered retinal implants: Just add light to get your sight. Gag! But Braille neck ties? Braille wine and beer bottles? Do I need to read my label in order to drink wine or beer? Hell no. Do I need to feel Braille on a man's tie? Kinda strange and, um, blindy. Init? I like the spiritual idea behind it in that the designer is trying to open doors to understanding of the colors and what they represent. This is amusing. The things people think of... Whoa. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2007 10:28 AM Subject: The Talk2 List more oddness! Top 12 Hip Trends for the Blind + Avatars For The Blind http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/blind-avatars
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older
Knowing Amy and the weird things that happen to her, she probably ended up falling in. Heheheheheh. Though I must admit that ending up in her pool with something other than a suit on, was really useful when one has dropped an entire slab of ribs on her shorts. Um, like I, did. Hehehhahahahah! - Original Message - From: derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 9:34 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Yay for swimming and listening to music. Was it intentional, or was it one of those deals where whatever you were wairing became your swim suit, as such? - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older That's funny! I had one of those too, and a similar memory too except the first song that I heard on that thing was that song Back on the Chain Gang by the Pretenders. Can we say let's take a little trip back to the 80's? hehhhehehha Mine fell into the pool and broke. I fell in with it so I think that the demise of the radio really is not such a huge deal considering. Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 9:13 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older You guys wanna know what I had when I was little? I had this padded headphone radio with a tuning and volume knob on one ear. They were very isolated and, though this was when I was like seven, I remember it sounding pretty damn good back then. Until I dropped the thing. Oops. But to this day, I remember listening to the radio on the first night I got them and hearing Michael McDonald's song, I Keep Forgettin'. So til this day, whenever I hear it (not that I particularly like the song very much), I think of that old headphone radio. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:15 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Same for all that, sept I did that at age 3 by putting the tape/radio switch in the middle for blankness. Then there was the really neet way I had of copying stuff that lasted 1 day(s) When I was 5, I got one of those mics that let you be on the radio. When the mic died, which happend about 2 months later, it was still cool because that's when the little boombox broke that could do the fake tape erasing thing. So I could get myself a blank carier. Dad took the mic apart and I got a very basic lesson in audio/electronics. I had a set of headphones that broke, but they had a volume slidey thing on them. I cut the plug off and stripped a bit of the bare wires and twisted them where the mic part use to be. Then I could copy stuf that way! Mommy saw it, and in order to make it look better, cut some of the wires on the pcb, which broke it. Needless to say, I went cry. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 9:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Ah. I almost forgot... Perhaps this makes me a dork, or a bit too much of a perfectionist, but I remember taping stuff off of the radio, and putting the stereo on the dub function for like five seconds in between songs so that there was space in between them. Mary Ann, I'd bet you did that too since we are so much alike... *smiles* I had vinyl and cassette tapes up until like '91 or '92. Yeah, I was a little behind I guess... Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:42 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Well even if you are a fake blond, you're still a real Amy. Aww. I also remember the Apple 2E and using BEX as a word processor and flipping the disks over when it prompted you to do so. I remember playing that Lemonade Game too. In elementary school, I also remember having tape recorders hooked up to these computers on which kids used to learn math and reading skills. The computers ran off of these tape drives and I remember wanting to play the tapes in an audio tapedeck to see what they sounded like. In the late 80s, I also remember when people started getting into calling BBS's. I remember watching shows like Kids Incorporated and always loving those little snippets between cartoons called, One to Grow on. I remember playing Asteroids and some boxing game
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older
Hey now, that's not all, I was known for in your family when we were kids. I was also known for being able to burp the words, Wipe out, better than anyone else! Hehehehheheheheh! And I remember something about Chetos, but I think that is too incriminating so if you remember it, Amy, no sharing it with the class okay? BTW, go get my show from last night, you guys, if you haven't heard me talk about how Amy damn near broke her nose when we were little because she dropped candy on the floor. Sure, she was getting it for me and all, but still. Heheheheheheh! - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 10:49 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older M ribs! See I invite you over to my house, and give you good yummy food, and what do you do? You share it with the swimming pool! hehehahh Yes, little Mary Ann totally dropped ribs on her shorts. they were the big beefy ones and ya know how those can be sort of greasy... Anyways, so our bright idea so that she could get the gunk off of her shorts was to have her hop into the pool so that is what she did! You know what's funny, is that my brother because he was really little back then doesn't remember much about the times when Mary Ann was over at our house, but everyone hands down for some reason, remembers the time when Mary ann dropped ribs on her shorts! hehheheehhha! Of all the things to be known for! Ah well. It is great entertainment value for everyone else I suppose! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 10:11 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Knowing Amy and the weird things that happen to her, she probably ended up falling in. Heheheheheh. Though I must admit that ending up in her pool with something other than a suit on, was really useful when one has dropped an entire slab of ribs on her shorts. Um, like I, did. Hehehhahahahah! - Original Message - From: derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 9:34 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Yay for swimming and listening to music. Was it intentional, or was it one of those deals where whatever you were wairing became your swim suit, as such? - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older That's funny! I had one of those too, and a similar memory too except the first song that I heard on that thing was that song Back on the Chain Gang by the Pretenders. Can we say let's take a little trip back to the 80's? hehhhehehha Mine fell into the pool and broke. I fell in with it so I think that the demise of the radio really is not such a huge deal considering. Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 9:13 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older You guys wanna know what I had when I was little? I had this padded headphone radio with a tuning and volume knob on one ear. They were very isolated and, though this was when I was like seven, I remember it sounding pretty damn good back then. Until I dropped the thing. Oops. But to this day, I remember listening to the radio on the first night I got them and hearing Michael McDonald's song, I Keep Forgettin'. So til this day, whenever I hear it (not that I particularly like the song very much), I think of that old headphone radio. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:15 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Same for all that, sept I did that at age 3 by putting the tape/radio switch in the middle for blankness. Then there was the really neet way I had of copying stuff that lasted 1 day(s) When I was 5, I got one of those mics that let you be on the radio. When the mic died, which happend about 2 months later, it was still cool because that's when the little boombox broke that could do the fake tape erasing thing. So I could get myself a blank carier. Dad took the mic apart and I got a very basic lesson in audio/electronics. I had a set of headphones that broke, but they had a volume slidey thing on them. I cut the plug off and stripped a bit of the bare wires and twisted them where the mic part use to be. Then I could copy stuf that way
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older
I loved when the film projectors broke and all the film got stuck in it and it made all that weird grindy-like noise. Or what about those film strips where someone had to turn this knob every time the tape beeped that came with the film strip. I always thought I was so cool when I was little and I could turn the cute little knob. I have, issues! - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 9:39 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Oh yeah! Kids Incorporated! I used to love that show! I always thought even back then how fantastic it would have been to be in a group like that. Guess I always did want to perform or something even way way back then. hehheh I remember those machines! I also remember having to watch those film strips in class as opposed to on video. I too remember BBS's. I actually had a few friends that ran them back in the day. It still amazes me back then to think about it now--how slow those things were, yet somehow they were cool at the time! And that's, one to grow on! hahhahahahah Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:42 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Well even if you are a fake blond, you're still a real Amy. Aww. I also remember the Apple 2E and using BEX as a word processor and flipping the disks over when it prompted you to do so. I remember playing that Lemonade Game too. In elementary school, I also remember having tape recorders hooked up to these computers on which kids used to learn math and reading skills. The computers ran off of these tape drives and I remember wanting to play the tapes in an audio tapedeck to see what they sounded like. In the late 80s, I also remember when people started getting into calling BBS's. I remember watching shows like Kids Incorporated and always loving those little snippets between cartoons called, One to Grow on. I remember playing Asteroids and some boxing game on the 2600 but we sure didn't have tournaments. How cool that you guys did that! All this writing without any coffee? Uh... I'm off. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 7:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Only a couple gray hairs? You poor thing! My heart just bleeds for you! hehhehhehehhha I am a year older than you, and I've probably got enough gray in my hair so that I could share! Damn my mom for giving me that little piece of wonderful from her side of the family! *laughing* Ah well. That's what they invented color for! Now I can be a blond, and folks can't see the grey, and yes, we really do have more fun--only I get to have more, because mine isn't real. But back to the 80's... Wow does this make me feel ancient! I'm glad to know that I wasn't the only one that called those 976 joke numbers and the one for Santa at Christmas. Of course, I also remember when my brother decided to play on the phone and he called a few of the not-so-nice 976 numbers as well. I thought that our family was going to get cut one short! I remember how totally awesome it seemed at the time, when I was in school and we got the Apple 2E that big huge thing with the enormous floppies that seemed fast back then because of course I didn't know any different, but compared to what we've got now, of course, it really didn't do much. LOL Cartoons aren't cool on Saturday mornings like they used to be, and I remember my step brother and I singing along with, of all things, School House Rock! Yes, even back then , I was really good at getting in touch with my inner dork! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:45 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older That's damn funny. But here's the thing. I remember having a microwave very early on in the 80s. It had one of those knobs on it. My dad also had those really old Tandy computers and a five-meg hard drive back in the way early 80s. I remember there was a light switch on the wall that lead down to the basement where my dad had his computer and that switch was connected to the power down there. Well my mommy raised me to always turn off the lights. So well, I did. Boy was he mad when all of a sudden, the power was just, uh, gone when he was working. When I was little, I had a stereo with a turntable, an eight track
The Talk2 List Airing at 11:30 PM EASTERN tonight (Friday) - Collateral
Forgive my last minute notice but something made me think about this movie tonight. I don't even remember what it was now, but something occurred to me that has since slipped away. My apologies if you end up seeing this post twice. I think there was some XML in my first attempt that was blocked by the SPAM filter and so it has not shown up yet. At 11:30, Point your favorite internet radio dial to the standard Mary Ann movie channel. http://tbrn.net:/movies.ogg Plot summary for Collateral ( 2004) Max has lived a mundane life as a cab driver for twelve years. The faces have come and gone from his rear-view mirror: people and places he's long since forgotten--until tonight. Vincent is a contract killer. When an off-shore narco-trafficking cartel learns that they're about to be indicted by a federal grand jury, they mount an operation to identify and kill the key witness, and the last stage is tonight. It is on this very night that Vincent has arrived--and five bodies are supposed to fall. Circumstances cause Vincent to hijack Max' taxicab, and Max becomes collateral--an expendable person who's in the wrong place at the wrong time. Through the night, Vincent forces Max to drive him to each assigned destination. And as the L.A.P.D. and F.B.I. race to intercept them, Max and Vincent's survival become dependent on each other, in ways neither would have imagined. Written by Sujit R. Varma One night in Los Angeles, cab driver Max Durocher picks up a gray-suited man named Vincent. Vincent offers Max a large sum of money to drive him to five locations around LA before the night is up. Max accepts, but realizes that Vincent is a hitman who has been hired to kill five people that night. Max is forced to drive Vincent around the City of Angels, unsure if he'll live to see sunrise. Written by G-reaper Max Durocher (Foxx) is a night-shift cab driver in Los Angeles. He's planning a limo company called Island Limos, but has been a cab driver for twelve years. One night, he picks up a passenger named Vincent (Cruise) who seems like another ordinary passenger. But when he drops Vincent off at his location and waits for him as asked, a body falls on his cab, and it becomes clear that Vincent is actually a hitman, and he's got four more stops to make. Written by Ridley Lavine For Max, the dreams of his own limo company are what keep him afloat from the mundane reminder of his real job: taxi driver, which he has been doing for over a decade. But one fateful night, Max has one cab fare that he would never expect named Vincent. He's a smooth, charismatic fellow who is sharply dressed and apparently wealthy, offering Max an excellent tip if he'll bring him to five stops throughout Los Angeles. But fate intervenes and Max soon finds out that Vincent isn't a businessman, but a contract hitman making his rounds. As the night progresses, Max finds himself under the microscope of a coldblooded killer. Meanwhile, the police and FBI are onto Max's cab while the two ultimately play a psychological cat and mouse game, that will lead to an inevitable climax neither would anticipate. Written by mystic80 Plot Synopsis: Max is a simple cab driver in Los Angeles. One night he picks up Annie, a beautiful DA. The two have very friendly chat where Annie talks about her nervousness over her upcoming trial appearence and Max discusses his dream business... more (warning! contains spoilers) Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message.
Look! It's an Amy! Hey Amy, I dare you to try to sing that march via e-mail. I dare ya I dare ya I dare ya. Oh and Doug? Hens only come out on the phone and potentially on my show; not in e-mail. Amy, I do believe you're in. And it's only taken two months to get your spam filter unmad at you wow! Welcome to this strange world. Enjoy your stay? Hmm. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:55 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Hello! It would be awesome if some really nice soul would respond so that I know that my attempts to stop the stupid spam filtering have worked. Much appreciated! *smiles* It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message.
I'll cluck to that. Glad you're here, Amy. Yay. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:27 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Yay! Thanks, Mary Ann! You, absolutely, rock! You're awesome! I'd try to do it but people's pc speech wouldn't do it justice because you couldn't make the rhythms be in time or anything like that. So no, for once in our lives, I really can't do it on command for you cuz you want me to! hahahahahahah Oh, and Doug? I'll take the whole hen comment as a total complement! If I have to be a part of a hen party, at least I get to hang out in company of one of the more cooler people in the universe. Besides, despite the whole calling us hens, we provide lots and lots of amusement. We can't be hens in email though, but if we could I'm sure we would find a way! Ok. Back to work for me! It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:12 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Look! It's an Amy! Hey Amy, I dare you to try to sing that march via e-mail. I dare ya I dare ya I dare ya. Oh and Doug? Hens only come out on the phone and potentially on my show; not in e-mail. Amy, I do believe you're in. And it's only taken two months to get your spam filter unmad at you wow! Welcome to this strange world. Enjoy your stay? Hmm. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:55 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Hello! It would be awesome if some really nice soul would respond so that I know that my attempts to stop the stupid spam filtering have worked. Much appreciated! *smiles* It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message.
neither are one-liners. Andre? *she points at Doug.* You know what to do. - Original Message - From: Doug Langley To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:45 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Sending test message. hens are not permitted on this list. -- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mary Ann Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 12:33 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. I'll cluck to that. Glad you're here, Amy. Yay. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:27 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Yay! Thanks, Mary Ann! You, absolutely, rock! You're awesome! I'd try to do it but people's pc speech wouldn't do it justice because you couldn't make the rhythms be in time or anything like that. So no, for once in our lives, I really can't do it on command for you cuz you want me to! hahahahahahah Oh, and Doug? I'll take the whole hen comment as a total complement! If I have to be a part of a hen party, at least I get to hang out in company of one of the more cooler people in the universe. Besides, despite the whole calling us hens, we provide lots and lots of amusement. We can't be hens in email though, but if we could I'm sure we would find a way! Ok. Back to work for me! It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:12 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Look! It's an Amy! Hey Amy, I dare you to try to sing that march via e-mail. I dare ya I dare ya I dare ya. Oh and Doug? Hens only come out on the phone and potentially on my show; not in e-mail. Amy, I do believe you're in. And it's only taken two months to get your spam filter unmad at you wow! Welcome to this strange world. Enjoy your stay? Hmm. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:55 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Hello! It would be awesome if some really nice soul would respond so that I know that my attempts to stop the stupid spam filtering have worked. Much appreciated! *smiles* It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message.
Yes indeed you are right. We *are* too hot. We're, in fact, fried chickens. Okay? I know. That was bad. I'll shut up now... - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:49 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. We're not hens! We're too hot to be hens! Ah well. Your loss. *grins* *laughing* It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Doug Langley To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:45 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Sending test message. hens are not permitted on this list. From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mary Ann Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 12:33 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. I'll cluck to that. Glad you're here, Amy. Yay. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:27 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Yay! Thanks, Mary Ann! You, absolutely, rock! You're awesome! I'd try to do it but people's pc speech wouldn't do it justice because you couldn't make the rhythms be in time or anything like that. So no, for once in our lives, I really can't do it on command for you cuz you want me to! hahahahahahah Oh, and Doug? I'll take the whole hen comment as a total complement! If I have to be a part of a hen party, at least I get to hang out in company of one of the more cooler people in the universe. Besides, despite the whole calling us hens, we provide lots and lots of amusement. We can't be hens in email though, but if we could I'm sure we would find a way! Ok. Back to work for me! It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:12 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Look! It's an Amy! Hey Amy, I dare you to try to sing that march via e-mail. I dare ya I dare ya I dare ya. Oh and Doug? Hens only come out on the phone and potentially on my show; not in e-mail. Amy, I do believe you're in. And it's only taken two months to get your spam filter unmad at you wow! Welcome to this strange world. Enjoy your stay? Hmm. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:55 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Hello! It would be awesome if some really nice soul would respond so that I know that my attempts to stop the stupid spam filtering have worked. Much appreciated! *smiles* It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann tonight at 9 PM Eastern
Okay so I thought I would jump on this cute little bandwagon and ride around the streets of the internet with its fiber optic cables and satellites and lands of IP addresses and little packets and whatever else makes up the workings of the internet that I have no clue about at all to promote my show for the week. Rather than talk about what may happen tonight, I will tease you with Amy's show notes about what has happened on previous shows. Since there are only two, this will be easy enough. And her reviews of both shows are sure to make you laugh. I don't think anyone else could do this but an Amy who has known me for 19 years. If ya don't wanna read below, just come listen to the show. Point your favorite TBRN-capable media software to http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg See you tonight. Amy's show notes for September 30. http://maryannn.livejournal.com The most awesomest and bestest and mostest fantastico friend ever! did her first regular radio show last night on http://tbrn.net tbrn. For those of you who didn't catch it you need to http://tbrn.net/archives/MaryAnn/MaryAnn.070930.ogg go and grab it right now! I mean it. http://tbrn.net/archives/MaryAnn/MaryAnn.070930.ogg right now! I had to go and http://tbrn.net/archives/MaryAnn/MaryAnn.070930.ogg download it too because I only managed to catch the first part of it. What's important is that you go and listen to it, because all sorts of hilarity ensues! Mary Ann by herself has enough stuff to make things hilarious with all kinds of incriminating recordings, but things got rolling due to the most awesomest intro I think in the history of tbrn radio ever! Thanks to http://reverendbigdawg.livejournal.com/ John, it was an incredible beginning to her show! Yes, it was truly intro-tastic! Some trivia for you: Mary Ann, secretly longs to have sweet nothings both whispered in her ear as well as sent to her through the mail. If your response to that is huh? then apparently you haven't been paying attention and missed the part about going and downloading the file. Mary Ann, all little and tiny and cte though she is, really, really, really, really, really snores! I, mean, snores! I mean like sawing some huge lumber in a very wooded forest kind of snoring! I'm talking like earth shaking snoring! Don't believe me? http://tbrn.net/archives/MaryAnn/MaryAnn.070930.ogg download the show archive, and jump your time while playing to exactly 22:00. Make sure that you're listening with headphones. Now: Listen carefully. Hear that in the background of the Mary Ann song? That's, her, honker, going at it! It totally amazes me that that sound came out of her! I'd say that it was snore-tastic but I'm not sure that there is any way possible that snoring like that could be considered fantastic or any variation thereof. It might not be worthy of a variation on fantastic, but it is damn funny!! Now, in the same file jump back in time a little to 21:58, so that you can listen to and totally appreciate http://reverendbigdawg.livejournal.com/ John's awesome and rockin' intro, which pretty much lumps Mary Ann and her various degrees if silliness (some even at warp speed). Ok. Now, feel free to listen to the rest of the show from beginning to end at your leisure. Amy's Show notes for October 7 Another splendid Sunday evening has come and gone--ok so I'm totally aware that it is Monday or actually now Tuesday, but some of us have to work right? hehhehhehahahahah If you haven't tuned in yet, you missed another evening of Kickin' Back With Mary Ann! No, the promo isn't necessary, but it's fun, and worth your time to listen live, and if you can't for some reason--um--well considering the time of evening that it's on hopefully it's a good one, you need to go and http://tbrn.net/archives/MaryAnn/MaryAnn.071007.ogg download the archive. As usual when you're hangin' out with Mary Ann, hilarity ensues! Mary Ann is recovering from a day of much running around and so she's all tense until she has some wine. From that point on, it is truly an evening of Kickin' Back with Mary Ann! We bring our Strange Kitchen and Eating Events poll to life by reading the answers on air. She then opened it up to folks to call in and share more funny kitchen and food blunders. We hear all about fuzzy cookies, blackened cupcakes, fried soup and toasted grass, Derek's whistling biscuits (complete with sound affects), exploding stoves, and why it's probably a bad idea to let http://reverendbigdawg.livejournal.com John play with the condiments at the IHOP and mix them with coffee! . Hot sauce and syrup and sweeten low and coffee! Can we say bottoms up fellas? Needless to say, I am amazed that http://reverendbigdawg.livejournal.com John, has any stomach lining left! hehhehhehhahahaha! We are introduced to barfing Becky, and her fizzing popping candies! It's like a weird public service announcement about why an entire package of sour apple PopRocks in your mouth all it once
RE: The Talk2 List Bec is Back Toooooo-night!
Maybe I should have a drink or two before the show so that I can rival Steve. But I get all floppy slurry sleepy and that would suck if I fell asleep during the show that I promoted. sure, you all go listen while I download the archive the next day, okay? Uh... yeah. Maybe I'll just have the one or two, during, the show. Heh. *for now, Mary Ann raises her empty coke can in toast to Bec's return.* -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Stephen Clower Sent: Friday, October 12, 2007 6:09 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Bec is Back Too-night! Well, I'm already quite intoxicated, so who knows in what state I'll be at 9:00 PM EDT tonight? Tune into Bec's show and find out, or something. - Steve Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2590 (20071012) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
The Talk2 List Bec is Back Toooooo-night!
Bec will be live on TBRN for the first time tonight since May, yay! She's got a new room, new desk-top, new cables and yet she's still the same old Bec that we all know and love. I'm comin' armed with a celebratory drink in hand. You should too cuz the Bec is back! So point your favorite TBRN-playing device to our all-too-familiar link: http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg Welcome back, Bec! We've certainly missed ya! Mary Ann
The Talk2 List airing at 9:30 PM Eastern time tonight - The Breakfast Club
My friend Amy and I were talking about this movie recently. It is from the early 80s, and is a part of a slew of classics from the day and it's a great movie. No description necessary. The dialog speaks for itself. Come on in with your favorite food and or beverage and join us for the movie at 9:30 PM tonight. Point WinAmp to the following URL http://tbrn.net:/movies.ogg Here is a synopsis. The Breakfast Club John Hughes wrote and directed this quintessential 1980s high school drama featuring the hottest young stars of the decade. Trapped in a day-long Saturday detention in a prison-like school library are Claire, the princess (Molly Ringwald); Andrew, the jock (Emilio Estevez); John, the criminal (Judd Nelson); Brian, the brain (Anthony Michael Hall); and Allison, the basket case (Ally Sheedy). These five strangers begin the day with nothing in common, each bound to his/her place in the high school caste system. Yet the students bond together when faced with the villainous principal (Paul Gleason), and they realize that they have more in common than they may think, including a contempt for adult society. When you grow up, your heart dies, Allison proclaims in one of the film's many scenes of soul-searching, and, judging from the adults depicted in the film, the teen audience may very well agree. Released in a decade overflowing with derivative teen films, The Breakfast Club has developed an almost cult-like status. ~ Dylan Wilcox, All Movie Guide Retrieved from http://movies.aol.com/movie/the-breakfast-club/10843/synopsis Mary Ann
The Talk2 List airing at 9:30 PM Eastern time tonight - ET_The_20th_Anniversary in DVS
A half an hour after the John Zone, come on in with your favorite food and or beverage and join us for the movie. point WinAmp to the following url http://tbrn.net:/movies.ogg Movie will start at 9:30 PM. Mary Ann Mary Ann
The Talk2 List airing at the top of the hour: Mrs._Doubtfire
If you would like to listen to the audio DVS of this movie, point WinAmp to the following url http://tbrn.net:/movies Movie will start in 12 minutes. Mary Ann Mary Ann
The Talk2 List URL correction - airing at the top of the hour: Mrs._Doubtfire
The url is http://tbrn.net:/movies.ogg _ From: Mary Ann Topolewski [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, October 03, 2007 11:49 PM To: 'talk2@AndreLouis.COM' Subject: airing at the top of the hour: Mrs._Doubtfire If you would like to listen to the audio DVS of this movie, point WinAmp to the following url http://tbrn.net:/movies Movie will start in 12 minutes. Mary Ann Mary Ann
The Talk2 List airing at 2:15 AM Eastern time - Shrek
Drank too much coffee again so the movies keep goin. If you would like to listen to the audio DVS of this movie, point WinAmp to the following url http://tbrn.net:/movies.ogg Movie will start in 20 minutes. Mary Ann Mary Ann
RE: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann coming this Sunday
Aww. Andre. That's nice! You'd do dat fer m? Heheheh. I won't have a lot of the technical pieces worked out by then so that the show is perfect. So it's gonna be very-much in the rough. But if you go in and listen for content and not so much for the fact that I don't have compression yet and nor will I have the perfect phone solution. Patrick is currently giving me the, You need this cable and that cable and this thing and that thing, talk. So I think these things will get squared away here pretty soon. But I'm going to do the show regardless of perfection or lack there of. if I don't get out there and do it, I'll never do it. So there ya have it. Wish me luck. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Onj Sent: Thursday, September 27, 2007 4:43 AM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann coming this Sunday I'm dere. I wanna see what all dis is about. Every time you've done tests or whatever, you seem to purposefully make it so I just happen to be asleep. I'm gonna catch you out this time though, you see if I don't! On Thursday, September 27, 2007 3:06 AM, Mary Ann Topolewski happened to mention in passing: I remember back in May of 05 when I was too scared to call into a show. Here it is, almost two and a half years later, and I'm finally ready to do a show of my own. Wow. What is it? The show is called Kickin' Back with Mary Ann. It will be a mix of music, life, silliness, maybe some inspiration that comes from a story or two, and of course, listener interaction. After all, where would the show be without the listeners? When is it? My show will debut this Sunday, September 30, from 9 until 11 PM Eastern time. How do you listen? Like all shows on The Beyond Radio Network, mine can be heard on the main channel. Just point WinAmp to the following link. http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg So bring your favorite food and/or beverage with you and come Kick Back with Mary Ann beginning this Sunday, from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. See you there. Mary Ann Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2554 (20070926) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
RE: The Talk2 List How many?
Ya know what I was wondering about the thing, though? How do you break the count? Does it measure by moisture or by how many times (this is gonna sound bad, btw) something rubs over it? So could you feasibly run it under the faucet and then rub it on some paper towel and would it tell you that you have licked it X number of times? I just don't get it. *Mary Ann has issues.* -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Byron J. Lee Sent: Wednesday, September 26, 2007 2:04 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List How many? Mary Ann, You are just full of all sorts of amazing information, I don't know how I lived my life without one of those things oh wait, on second thought I do. Thanks, Byron Mary Ann Topolewski wrote: Byron everybody knows that it takes three! *Mary Ann says three, in the voice of the owl in the commercial and then makes a really loud cr'r'r'r'r'r'runch!* Actually, if you guys can believe this, they make a key chain that is said to measure this very thing. It is called a Tootsie Pop Lick-O-Meter! According to the site: Palm size easy grip for super lickage! No need to be an owl, easy on the eyes LED display! Owl cover to keep your unfinished lolly. Nice, nice! It really works!! A question as old as time itself... How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? Finally, we have an answer. This clever keychain contraption counts every lick! Insert a Tootsie Pop or any other lolly inside the keychain counter and licks are tallied on the LCD read out. Comes complete with one Tootsie Pop. Batteries are included. You can find information at the following link. http://www.baronbob.com/lollypop-lickometer.htm Have a great day! Mary Ann -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Byron J. Lee Sent: Monday, September 24, 2007 1:42 AM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List How many? Stephen Clower wrote: derek Lane wrote: How many messages does it take to change a light bulb? Write possible answers below. Just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2546 (20070924) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2553 (20070926) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
RE: The Talk2 List How many?
Byron everybody knows that it takes three! *Mary Ann says three, in the voice of the owl in the commercial and then makes a really loud cr'r'r'r'r'r'runch!* Actually, if you guys can believe this, they make a key chain that is said to measure this very thing. It is called a Tootsie Pop Lick-O-Meter! According to the site: Palm size easy grip for super lickage! No need to be an owl, easy on the eyes LED display! Owl cover to keep your unfinished lolly. Nice, nice! It really works!! A question as old as time itself... How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? Finally, we have an answer. This clever keychain contraption counts every lick! Insert a Tootsie Pop or any other lolly inside the keychain counter and licks are tallied on the LCD read out. Comes complete with one Tootsie Pop. Batteries are included. You can find information at the following link. http://www.baronbob.com/lollypop-lickometer.htm Have a great day! Mary Ann -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Byron J. Lee Sent: Monday, September 24, 2007 1:42 AM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List How many? Stephen Clower wrote: derek Lane wrote: How many messages does it take to change a light bulb? Write possible answers below. Just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2546 (20070924) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
RE: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out!
I am really amazed at the type of responses I've seen come through since I posted this yesterday wow! It is interesting to watch people open up and share thoughts and feelings. I appreciate all of the comments and I'm glad it touched people somehow. Byron, you raise something that is interesting to me here. I am interested in what other people think, too. Ya see, I'm not expert in all this. I just observe and draw conclusions. And read about stuff. Heh. Byron, you talk about wanting someone to share in at least some of your interests. What I'm curious about (this is for anyone to comment on) is whether or not it matters which interests she shares in, based on the level of importance the interest holds for you. I'll paint a picture. I have this theory that men want to be with someone who shares in whatever interest is most important to them. So if a man is most interested in techy stuff, for example, he would most likely be more attracted to a woman who is into it as well. Wouldn't that seem most logical? After all, the word, relationship implies the ability to relate. If a woman does not share the same interest as her partner, wouldn't that also suggest an inability to relate? I asked this very question to a friend of mine and here is what he said. She and I do things together that we both enjoy. It doesn't matter to me that she cannot relate to me in my top interests because there is a special feeling that comes from the time we spend, and just knowing that she is so good to me and that she truly cares for me. If I want to talk about things that she and I can't talk about, I just go talk to someone else. That fulfills me just fine. This seems hard for me to believe. If I were dating someone who is really into audio production and I wasn't, it would seem to me that regardless of whatever else we shared, he would most prefer to be with someone who is also into audio production. Suppose the girl was interested in learning more about the man's joys. She read up on it, asked questions, went to events with him on the subject so she could be a part of it, and even if she hadn't explored it on her own until he came along, she was willing to do so now, both for the sake of understanding his enjoyment, as well as to broaden her own horizons. Would this matter? Wouldn't her level of interest have to be homegrown for it to truly count? Mary Ann -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Byron J. Lee Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2007 7:59 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out! Mary Ann, This e-mail helped me greatly, I have been in a lot of relationships where I feel like I can't be myself. I am a quirky guy who likes to play with computers, radios, and phones. I like to record interesting or really mundane things like trips to the grocery store. My friends are very important to me, and I spend a lot of time with them. I don't feel like I am allowed to be this type of person when I'm dating someone. I feel like I have to spend every waking moment with her. I feel like I've got roses and chocolates coming out of my ears and it'll never end. I hate the fluffy puppy love crap, I want to find someone who will let me be the kind of person I really am around her. I don't want to cut her out of my life and hide in a cave and spend my entire day on the computer, but I would like to not feel like a slime bucket when I do. I want to find someone who will be interested in some of the same stuff as me, and wouldn't mind sharing these hobbies with me. I'm willing to participate in her hobbies too but it never seems to work that way. Every woman I've ever dated has always tried to take away everything I hold dear, and replace it with stuff she wants me to participate in. I'm a geek, I like who I am, stop trying to make me someone I'm not! Watch Star Trek with me and don't belittle it. Listen to books with me, and comment on the parts that you liked and disliked. Help to broaden my horizons and expose me to new ideas that I've never thought of. Talk to me on an intellectual level, I'm not an idiot. Be a part of my circle of friends, or at least let me hang out with them on a regular basis. These are the things I'm looking for in a relationship, and your e-mail helped me understand the way women think a bit better. Maybe if I had said some of these things to the people I've dated, things may have changed for the better. Perhaps if I were more open with people, they would understand me a little better. Thanks Mary Ann, Byron Onj wrote: Very rarely, I get something that is so enspiring that I have to think about it. I'm keeping this. It was just right somehow. It must have taken you a long time to write it, and it's times like this I wonder what people think of this list I started back in 2004. It has it's uses though. I think that you've proved it today. I can't be nearly
RE: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out!
I don't like this, wah! Sorry for one-liner, but I made up for it yesterday. Heh. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Patrick Perdue Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 12:45 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out! On 9/21/2007, 11:49:26 AM EDT, derek took a stationary from a nearby desk, and, with much unnecessary flourishing, wrote: Having another copy of myself with a different name and a vagina wouldn't work, because what new things are there to learn and explore if the people are too similar? I don't like learning new things, I like making old things better. As some on this list will know, I am boarder-line autistic, and we autees? uh, well... anyway, we don't like spontaneity much. Exploration is also a pain, because then you realize things about yourself that you'd rather not know, much less display to the rest of the world, and you find things about other people that you thought you could trust, and find reasons as to why they may not be so trustworthy after all. It's better to let life run it's course and get yourself screwed up without knowing it, rather than seeking all avenues and being smart about it. Pretend you are more sheltered than you are, ask no favors, and don't give to anyone, for anything, ever. Doing so may cause bad chain reactions to occur in future, which, after a point, you may be powerless to stop. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Friday, September 21, 2007 at 12:38 PM EST. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2544 (20070921) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
RE: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out!
I would just like to plainly state that there should never, ever, ever, ever ever ever ever be a copy of Derek out there with a vagina! Nonononononono! Good points you make though, Derek. But whoa. The rest of you bring forward good points that echo what Derek so (strangely) concisely wrote below. So Derek. I'll make you a deal. You can post here (not like I have any say in this, of course) if you never ever create that kind of image again. Promise? *smiles at Derek and bonks him on the head.* -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of derek Lane Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 11:49 AM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out! Well, if no one looked at, or thought of anything new, life may as well stop. I'd love to find someone who shared some of my interests, but if the person had there own as well, that'd be even better, especially if the 2 met. Having another copy of myself with a different name and a vagina wouldn't work, because what new things are there to learn and explore if the people are too similar? - Original Message - From: Mary Ann Topolewski [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 11:03 AM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out! I am really amazed at the type of responses I've seen come through since I posted this yesterday wow! It is interesting to watch people open up and share thoughts and feelings. I appreciate all of the comments and I'm glad it touched people somehow. Byron, you raise something that is interesting to me here. I am interested in what other people think, too. Ya see, I'm not expert in all this. I just observe and draw conclusions. And read about stuff. Heh. Byron, you talk about wanting someone to share in at least some of your interests. What I'm curious about (this is for anyone to comment on) is whether or not it matters which interests she shares in, based on the level of importance the interest holds for you. I'll paint a picture. I have this theory that men want to be with someone who shares in whatever interest is most important to them. So if a man is most interested in techy stuff, for example, he would most likely be more attracted to a woman who is into it as well. Wouldn't that seem most logical? After all, the word, relationship implies the ability to relate. If a woman does not share the same interest as her partner, wouldn't that also suggest an inability to relate? I asked this very question to a friend of mine and here is what he said. She and I do things together that we both enjoy. It doesn't matter to me that she cannot relate to me in my top interests because there is a special feeling that comes from the time we spend, and just knowing that she is so good to me and that she truly cares for me. If I want to talk about things that she and I can't talk about, I just go talk to someone else. That fulfills me just fine. This seems hard for me to believe. If I were dating someone who is really into audio production and I wasn't, it would seem to me that regardless of whatever else we shared, he would most prefer to be with someone who is also into audio production. Suppose the girl was interested in learning more about the man's joys. She read up on it, asked questions, went to events with him on the subject so she could be a part of it, and even if she hadn't explored it on her own until he came along, she was willing to do so now, both for the sake of understanding his enjoyment, as well as to broaden her own horizons. Would this matter? Wouldn't her level of interest have to be homegrown for it to truly count? Mary Ann -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Byron J. Lee Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2007 7:59 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out! Mary Ann, This e-mail helped me greatly, I have been in a lot of relationships where I feel like I can't be myself. I am a quirky guy who likes to play with computers, radios, and phones. I like to record interesting or really mundane things like trips to the grocery store. My friends are very important to me, and I spend a lot of time with them. I don't feel like I am allowed to be this type of person when I'm dating someone. I feel like I have to spend every waking moment with her. I feel like I've got roses and chocolates coming out of my ears and it'll never end. I hate the fluffy puppy love crap, I want to find someone who will let me be the kind of person I really am around her. I don't want to cut her out of my life and hide in a cave and spend my entire day on the computer, but I would like to not feel like a slime bucket when I do. I want to find someone who will be interested in some of the same stuff as me, and wouldn't mind sharing
RE: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out!
This is a very funny story, just by how it is written and I got a good chuckle out of it. But ya know? Maybe I'm weird but there are things I really hate about what I see that goes on in relationships. Uh-oh... *Mary Ann gets on her soapbox for a minute and hopes she doesn't scare people away.* I have a problem with pet names. Nicknames that were born of a fun event or because of an inside joke are one thing. Especially when they are not used all the time. But to me, the minute pet names are introduced into any relationship and you start replacing the person's real name with those, it's done. Eventually you stop viewing your partner as the hot and sexy person they are. There is nothing more powerful, I think, than hearing the person that you love, saying your name. And no, peoples, I don't just mean in bed! Hah! Something else I see that causes me concern is when a woman begins to boss her man around. How many men want to have sex with their mother? Well, a few, I'm sure. But for the most part, the normal men are not turned on by such things. This mothering happens when the woman does too much for him or when she is bossy. It would be interesting to poll men to ask them what makes them cheat. My feeling is that we would find that men are tempted to cheat if the following criteria are met. She nags instead of asks She dominates by being bossy rather than respectfully asking for what she needs or wants. She is disrespectful to her man by using condescending remarks such as, shut up, You don't know anything, I don't care what you want. Or worse remarks such as, Stop touching me! I don't like that! Don't kiss me there! Eww, you're gross! Even if said in fun, I think that if you ask a man, he might say that somewhere inside; a little piece of his ego was chipped away each time she does this. Stifling him in the relationship when he feels that his woman doesn't let, him do things. Should a woman have the right to let, or not let a person do things? A relationship is supposed to be about trust. Therefore, if a man wants to go out with the guys to a bar, to a strip club, or just drink a few beers at home, this ultimately would not pose an issue. It's all about moderation, I think. The minute a woman starts saying thinks like, I don't want you doing this, this, that, or that, chances are, whether he admits it or not, he's a very stifled and potentially restricted and unhappy man. And because of all this, the sex is now bad. It would also be interesting to poll women to ask them what makes them cheat. I have the feeling that it would be because of the following reasons. She can't be herself around him. He doesn't listen and tells her she shouldn't be upset. He doesn't tell her how precious she is to him. He does not make enough time for her. He does not help her with domestic things, or her internal struggles. And because of all this, the sex is now bad. Women need to know that they are free to be themselves. The big no-no phrases to hear are, You shouldn't be upset, or don't worry about it. Women want to talk and to be heard. Our way of thinking things through is by talking. Men, have you ever wondered why a woman will start a conversation with one opinion and by the time she's done, she will have a completely different point of view? This is because she was able to refine her thoughts just by your listening to her and not providing a solution. To come out the hero, men can reassure her and recognize that a woman gets insecure. When she seems angry, this translates to her actually being hurt. Women, need, reassurance. It's as simple as that. When she is upset, she doesn't talk to you because she doesn't trust you. You can reassure her that whenever she is ready to talk, you will be there to just sit and listen while she talks it through. When a woman cries, it is her way of expression. Let her ball until she can't ball no more! Hugs are good during these times, even if it is about you. When she's done, she'll be free of her burden. I also get the feeling that often, women don't know how to handle men when they are upset. Men often think things through by silently working through it on their own until the time they are ready to talk. Women are the heroines when they leave a man alone until he is ready to share his feelings. When a man retreats, let him. Tell him that you notice something is wrong and you'll wait patiently for him to come to you when he's ready to talk. You understand that he just needs some space right now and it's okay. For the women, I say the following. It has been said that a man would be happy to give a woman anything she wanted if he only knew what it was. I learned in my life that it is better to begin a sentence, with, I want more of this or that, instead of, I don't want you to do this, this, or that. Nobody is a mind reader and the minute people begin to assume that their partner loves them because they, should just know what I want, things begin to break. So men, if you
The Talk2 List The Strange kitchen and eating events poll
Hi All, For those of you who may not know, I used to work at a market research firm when I lived in Portland, Oregon. Part of the work that I did was to help with survey design and testing. It is with great pleasure to invite those of you with Live Journals to see my talents put to such productive use! You can participate in a survey that my best friend Amy and I put together by visiting Amy's journal. You can also view all answers so far. I will post them to the list after a bit more time in the field. Ack! I can't believe I just said, In the field! I am not a market researcher any, more! This will become apparent to anyone who participates. It seems that you must be logged in with your username in order to take part. So if you cannot see fields to fill out, that's probably why. Anyway, it's a short poll and it's fun and it gives you the opportunity to incriminate yourself by sharing your cooking and eating habits, as well as with anything crazy that has happened to you in the kitchen. To take the poll, visit the link below. http://amyb0223.livejournal.com/27350.html Mary Ann
The Talk2 List FW: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman's Scorn
Oh lookie. This was sent to me (how coinsidental) three years ago yesterday. _ From: Amy Billman Sent: Wednesday, July 07, 2004 5:40 PM To: Mary Ann Topolewski; Beverly Horne; Barry Toner Subject: Fw: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman's Scorn This is yucky! The Curtin Rods She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods. I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU
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I wish I was bored. Oh what I wouldn't give to be bored... Oh what I wouldn't give to not be cramming to finish class work by end of day Sunday. Oh what I wouldn't give to sit around and write posts about being bored and not have to worry that if I don't catch up, I may be in trouble. Oh what I wouldn't give to not be in homework catch-up hibernation... Please add me to the 60HZS people... Then, watch my head go pop! -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Arthur Pirika Sent: Friday, June 29, 2007 5:44 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Subject: Subject: Subject: Subject: Subject: Ok, just a comment, someone, is bored! But yes, add me to the 50hz people! Yea! New Zealander and proud of it! Of course, domica is almost, and I do stress, almost ready to answer, some of these questions, but no, not yet. Ok, I will ramble on and on and on about things unnatural, supernatural, and things otherwise nonsencical and thus cause this very long run on sentence to be produced. Ok,, I too, must be bored, although by all rights, I shouldn't be. i have at least two programming projects I could go work on, or I could fire up that little bueaty, qws, but neither occupation seems suitable at this time, as i just got up. btw, beds, and sleep are also good for you, i tell you! So, it is time, in the presents of all, to go and freshen up for the day, and I shall torment you all later. muahahaahahaah! Please, add more pointlessness to this poof fpile. dingngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngng! MR Arthur J. Pirika You can find many things out about me by reading below this line: My Live Journal: http://arfy8820.livejournal.com Free music (for use in MOH systems, podcasts and radio): http://tbrn.net/arfy The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET Online contacts: Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] msn messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: arfy8820 Telephone contacts: Home (phone: +64-3-341-1500 - Ext. 54857 Cellular (New Zealand): +64-21-036-0670 In the United States: +1-702-520-5110 Ring the TBRN conference line 24 hours a day! +1-702-520-5123 - Original Message - From: Onj [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, June 30, 2007 6:41 AM Subject: The Talk2 List Subject: Subject: Subject: Subject: Subject: Was that captivating? Was it as useful as a cabbage patch in heat? Was it I ask you, as tasteless as a dead monotonic piano tuner falling from the boxes of Latzish? I figured you'd say yes, no, yes. OR perhaps yes, no, no. Or perhaps no, yes, yes. Or if you're really mad, yes, yes, yes! It's all subjective however. It doesn't even matter in the grand scheme of things. what matters is that I'm bored. It's Friday evening, this list is deader than a mouse in a mouse-trap that's been left for 30 years and 30 months, my old 233 server that ended up in a chute some months ago, and thus it is boring. This has to change. I don't know who will change it besides myself, but someone, somewhere, somehow, has to do something. It's that important. If nobody does, then what will the world think? Probably not much as it won't care, but it will come to get you. And it will come to take you away and you will never be heard from, or of, again. Would you like that? do you know the subsequent dangers of such a thing? I live in a country where 50 HZ prevails. How many on this list also live in a country where 50 HZ prevails? there are a lot of you where the good old 60 takes precedence but not I might add, here. Also, what percentage of people are within the 5 FT to 6 FT range? All questions I have wondered about but never been bothered to actually find out. How many are below it, and how many above? There are some very scary and tall people out there you know, and I know some of them. There are equally some very small and short, just as scary people out there you know, and my sister is one of them. However she's too young to answer the question posed above. That doesn't mean she doesn't qualify or anything, but that's just the way it is. FAAArt!!! Do excuse me, I did have to let that one out. Also, Maria isn't here to tell me off about it, so I figured why not? Now when you read this message, you all get to smell it instead. Isn't that just wonderful? OK. I will all tell you a secret. I hate, and I do mean really, really, really dislike intensely, smelling the food of others. I mention this right now, simply because what I smell is making me hungrier than an Ethiopian that just walked across the searing desert, because it doesn't just smell good, it smells damn fantastic! Do you understand that feeling? Having the smell coming through your open window, and being unable in no way at all, to do anything about it, other than to close that window, and thus lose the feeling of freshness
RE: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad
I like this one! Alice won first prize with her TNT Oranges. By planting seeds in gunpowder and watering them with nitroglycerin, she grew Oranges that explode when you drop them. That's great! Hahhah! _ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Nick Sent: Monday, May 21, 2007 4:22 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad This is kind of strange too, not as nice as the first few, but here all the same. The Science Fair According to Principal Chris, the school science fair this year was very educational. At the same time, Principal Chris announced plans to quit the school system and become a Computer doob. It sounds like a safer job, the Principal said. Several Crazy projects were disqualified this year. The experiment on Animal Magnetism by Heather was canceled before we could plug in her Doob. The project by Joe on Gravity's Effect on First Graders was canceled when the custodians wouldn't let him borrow a ladder. And the nuclear-powered Microwave built by Bob was taken away by the police, who said Kerri will be back in school any day now. Nick won second prize with an experiment that asked, Can Erts Learn Karate? (The answer was yes.) The Erts tossed Principal Chris over a Boombox and left the science fair. Anyone who sees them should call the main office. Alice won first prize with her TNT Oranges. By planting seeds in gunpowder and watering them with nitroglycerin, she grew Oranges that explode when you drop them. What a dynamite idea, the Principal joked Quickly. So far, nobody has figured out how the prize-winning Oranges got into the salad served to the Principal at lunchtime. Just to be safe, though, the Vegetable Surprise has been taken off tomorrow's lunch menu. - Original Message - From: Mary Ann mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Topolewski To: talk2 mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 8:31 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad Whoa. That's all I gotta say. Um. Strange. BAB Books Driving Tips Driving a car can be fun if you follow this brilliant advice: * When approaching a GPS on the right, always blow your phone. * Before making a spontaneous turn, always stick your computer out of the window. * Every 2000 miles, have your doorway inspected and your hillside checked. * When approaching a school, watch out for witty boxes. * Above all, drive quickly. The sunrise you save may be your own! _ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of rainee Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 6:31 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad http://www.sundhagen.com/babbooks/adlib.cgi http://www.sundhagen.com/babbooks/adlib.cgi Update your CD collection. Checkout http://www.raineemusic.com http://www.raineemusic.com. Crazy 'bout beading? Try mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann Topolewski mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 5:27 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad Rainee. This is really funny. I like it. what site did you use to put yours together? -Original Message- From: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of rainee Sent: Saturday, May 19, 2007 6:38 PM To: talk2 Subject: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad There's a place on the web where you can do something similar to the mad libs that people used to do at school, where you choose particular words before you get to read the story, and themn those words fill in the blanks and you can come up with some really crazy stuff, as I have done. See below. Job Cover Letter I am qualified for this job because I'm charming. I got a college education at rockingham and I majored in hellos. I consider myself very complex because I'm a doob. I'll be working to support my wife and our three gur doobs. I'm looking for a job that pays between 2 and 500 dollars a year. I have experience using helloish waffles and a fwoof. I have a bad-for-you attitude that makes me good for no-helloing. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me the most grumpy candidate for this job. Sincerely, Ooi Tooi Pooi Fiddleeo-2 Update your CD collection. Checkout http://www.raineemusic.com http://www.raineemusic.com. Crazy 'bout beading? Try mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2277 (20070518) Information
RE: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad
Whoa. That's all I gotta say. Um. Strange. BAB Books Driving Tips Driving a car can be fun if you follow this brilliant advice: * When approaching a GPS on the right, always blow your phone. * Before making a spontaneous turn, always stick your computer out of the window. * Every 2000 miles, have your doorway inspected and your hillside checked. * When approaching a school, watch out for witty boxes. * Above all, drive quickly. The sunrise you save may be your own! _ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of rainee Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 6:31 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad http://www.sundhagen.com/babbooks/adlib.cgi http://www.sundhagen.com/babbooks/adlib.cgi Update your CD collection. Checkout http://www.raineemusic.com http://www.raineemusic.com. Crazy 'bout beading? Try mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann Topolewski mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 5:27 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad Rainee. This is really funny. I like it. what site did you use to put yours together? -Original Message- From: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of rainee Sent: Saturday, May 19, 2007 6:38 PM To: talk2 Subject: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad There's a place on the web where you can do something similar to the mad libs that people used to do at school, where you choose particular words before you get to read the story, and themn those words fill in the blanks and you can come up with some really crazy stuff, as I have done. See below. Job Cover Letter I am qualified for this job because I'm charming. I got a college education at rockingham and I majored in hellos. I consider myself very complex because I'm a doob. I'll be working to support my wife and our three gur doobs. I'm looking for a job that pays between 2 and 500 dollars a year. I have experience using helloish waffles and a fwoof. I have a bad-for-you attitude that makes me good for no-helloing. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me the most grumpy candidate for this job. Sincerely, Ooi Tooi Pooi Fiddleeo-2 Update your CD collection. Checkout http://www.raineemusic.com http://www.raineemusic.com. Crazy 'bout beading? Try mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2277 (20070518) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2278 (20070520) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com image001.gif
RE: The Talk2 List CHARACTERISTICS OF THE BLIND
Thank you for quoting me. That's neat and all. But was there somethin' you were planning to say in response? Heh. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of matthew cooper Sent: Saturday, May 12, 2007 2:05 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List CHARACTERISTICS OF THE BLIND [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Author unknown. Heheheh. I wonder why! I liked the hurricane one though. Where do people come up with this stuff. Ub boy... -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Onj Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 7:29 AM To: talk2 Subject: The Talk2 List CHARACTERISTICS OF THE BLIND CHARACTERISTICS OF THE BLIND The English language with its wealth of idiomatic expressions makes the following deductions concerning the characteristics of the blind and their daily activities possible They may be excused for being forgetful because out of sight is out of mind. They are very happy; what the eye does not see the heart does not grieve. They are also very affectionate because love is blind. They often ignore things by turning a blind eye to them. They may be ignorant because they are in the dark about things, but do not underestimate them; they've got it all taped. They are very friendly people and like to keep in touch. They also tend to have a real feeling for the world round about them though they may not be able always to see eye to eye with certain situations. They may also sometimes lose sight of certain facts but do not underestimate their vision. Despite being blind they can still look forward to something and see you next week. You may not always be able to make them see what you mean, but they still are able to have their own view. They are not blind to their own faults, nor to the faults of others. You can try putting the wool over their eyes, but you may find that very difficult. They are so good at what they do that they can do it with their eyes closed but if they try to burn the candle at both ends, they may burn their fingers. Their medium of writing is easily spotted, is not pointless, in fact there is very much point in using braille and it is outstanding. Blind people enjoy a social life. However, one must bear in mind that if you take someone on a date, it will always be a blind date. If they have too much alcohol they may get blind drunk. Be warned: their rage and fear will always be blind rage and blind fear. When walking down the street at a fast pace with a white object being tapped about, they could be called hurricanes. An uneven pavement can be a real stumbling block. Blind alleys will not be too much of a problem. They never walk with blinkers on but they walk by faith and not by sight. If you were to come across blind people from Venice they would probably be called Venetian blinds. They are not allowed to drive, but it might be possible, provided they stick to blind rises and go round blind corners. Blind spots would not present a problem for them and at night they will not be blinded by the lights of other vehicles. These are blind facts but I hope that no-one finds the subject too touching and do not be so blind as those that will not see. Perhaps all this has been an eye opener to someone. May we all not lose sight of the fact that we are living in the age of so-called enlightenment where visionary leadership is very important and where care must be taken not to be blinded by things that are unimportant. Hopefully all this has provided some light relief. author unknown! Andre P. Louis Uncopyright, free music, compositions, Web-hosting and the new look to the beyond Radio Network? Visit one of the sites listed below: Main site: http://AndreLouis.COM My Live Journal: http://LJ.AndreLouis.COM The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET Free music: http://tbrn.net/Beds Online contacts: Email and NET Messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Skype: Andre_Louis Aim: FreakyFwoof Bitwise: FreakyFwoof Telephone contacts: Home (phone United Kingdom): +44207-076 Home (fax United Kingdom): +44207- 2212126 Cellular (United Kingdom): +44-7875-546903 In the United States: +1-404-806-5809 (Vonage) Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2258 (20070511) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com THAT WAS GOOD Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2262 (20070512) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't.
RE: The Talk2 List I'm going on
I second that. I cannot imagine how stressful and difficult it's been to deal with the mess that you've had to handle. I don't know if I'll be around to listen live, but I'll definitely download and catch the show later if not. Mary Ann _ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Derek Lane Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2007 9:22 AM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List I'm going on Congrats man, welcome back lines 2 3 and 6! - Original Message - From: Venison88a mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2007 6:55 AM Subject: The Talk2 List I'm going on Screw it! Even though my floor is still wet in places, and my bench is nearly destroyed, Venison Stew WILL be going on at the usual time. I have to. A store pissed me off yesterday. Even if it gets resolved, its rant time. Big money was involved, and my pleasure. So tune in as i broadcast from my freezer top, and also find out why i'm doing that. 4pm eastern. You know the place. _ Ahhh...imagining that irresistible new car smell? Check out new http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=48245/*http:/autos.yahoo.com/new_cars.html;_ylc= X3oDMTE1YW1jcXJ2BF9TAzk3MTA3MDc2BHNlYwNtYWlsdGFncwRzbGsDbmV3LWNhcnM- cars at Yahoo! Autos. __ NOD32 2232 (20070430) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
