DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front
of him. He appears to be in deep
*MY DOG*
*You know that everybody who has a dog calls him either Rex or Rover. To be
different I called mine SEX. To my surprise, I found this an embarrassing
name, but it was too late. *
*One day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours
looking for that damn dog. A cop came
Google today came up with voice and video chat facility !!
here is the link...
*http://mail.google.com/videochat*
You can read news here:
*http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2334505,00.asp*
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We are inundated daily with so many tales from Internet, most of which
unfortunately are fiction!!
An Interesting Article on Urban legends, how they come about , how they
transform into several shapes etc are described in the following article.
The truth seekers will like this article.
A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for
others. ~Author Unknown
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man how to fish and
you feed him for a lifetime.
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.
~Jacques Barzun
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
Lord, when we are wrong, make us willing to change.
And when we are right, make us easy to live with.
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The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
- George W. Bush
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- George W. Bush
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
that one word is ' to be prepared '.
Go to the site and read the book fully. It is worth your time!!
MGK
Please read this green book and respond conveniently
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little things we do can change the world
http://www.morganstanley.com/about/community/littlegreenebook/
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*Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year.*
*A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.*
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I'm sure you would have read this but sending this as a refresher,
especially after seeing what is happening around us !
MGK Nair
*Insight into Decision Making…*
A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one still in use
while the other disused. Only one child played
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QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Time is the most valuable coin in your life. You and you alone will
determine how that coin will be spent. Be careful that you do not let other
people spend it for you.
- Carl Sandberg -
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*The Taj Mahal Palace*
*Mumbai*
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*The Taj Mahal Palace* hotel resort was commissioned by Jamsetji Tata
and first opened its doors to guests on December 16, 1903. Tata allegedly
decided to build the luxurious hotel after he was refused entry to one of
the city's grand hotels of the time,
Ha Ha Naturally!!!
MGK
On Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 9:32 AM, Lalitha Subramaniam
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See this PPS. Very
*Dear All,*
In case you come across any suspicious activity, any suspicious movement or
have any information to tell to the Anti-Terror Squad, please take a
Note of the new **ALL INDIA TOLL-FREE* Terror Help-line *1090**
Your City's Police or Anti-Terror squad will take action as quickly as
*Importance of Walking*
*Walking can add minutes to your life.**
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.*
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*My grandpa started walking**
five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old
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Every two ears, the owners of the world's most elaborate facial hair come
together for the World Beard and Moustache Championships. From 1990, the
championships feature competition in a variety of categories that include
everything from the delicate Dali moustache to the outrageous full beard
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Success Depends on Sincere Hard Work Team Work
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A VITAL INFORMATIO for THOSE WHO are NOT aware of it !
http://pcpandit.com/
Http VS https
The main difference between http:// and https:// is, It's all about keeping
you secure
HTTP stands for HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way of
saying it's a protocol (a language,
*The following is an actual question given on a University*
*of Washington chemistry mid term.*
*The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, is why we now have
the pleasure*
*of enjoying it as well:*
*Bonus
Dear Raman,
It is with a heavy heart that I am accepting this added responsibility in
view of your loving compulsion.
As I mentioned I am taking up this responsibility as a stop gap
arrangement, until such time as your present problems are over.
I am sure I will continue to get your support for
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New York plane crash
*A US airliner on a domestic flight with 155 people aboard has ditched into
the Hudson River in New York City but with no loss of life. *
*All 150 passengers, three flight attendants and two pilots were rescued in
freezing weather, with a number later treated for unspecified
http://www.pbs.org/thestoryofindia/
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*A Love Story for Golfers*
*An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached
across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, Martha , soon we
will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of
these 50 years, have you ever been
*Subject:* Health care in a nutshell!
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'
'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
'Speaking.'
'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When
your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy
from another Mr.
Please watch the following video clip -- it is a story of Johnny, the
grocery store bagger.
It is very short, but it will remind you of why and how we make an impact in
what we do. You may even want to share it with others, and I hope you will.
It's amazing how one young Down's Syndrome
The church bulletins are back!
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Church Bulletins
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church
ladies with typewriters.
These sentences ( with all the BLOOPERS ) actually appeared in church
bulletins or were announced in church
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Snake Eyes...
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days. The Doc
fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, What's the
Important Vatican Notice
On Vatican Church Notice Board and Press Release:
Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked
entangled with somebody and screaming:
-Oh my God *
-Oh my God *
-Oh my God *
will not be considered PRAYING
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Very Interesting.
MGK
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Smile!
Funeral
Harry died.
His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest
and dearest friend.
'Well, I'm sure Harry would be pleased,' she said.
'I'm sure you're right,' replied Jody, who lowered her voice
Mathematical Miracles...
Little Sameer who was a Hindu, was failing in math. His parents tried
everything. Tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, but
nothing helped. As a last resort, someone told them to try a Catholic
School.
Those nuns are tough they said.
Sameer was
*hey Friends….** **Solve it …*
*This is a story of four boys .. .. Chinku, Dinku, Pinku
Tinku.
One day all of them decide to save their money in a bank..they select
a bank called Lena Bank
The bank's specialty is: In every month the money gets doubled.
In 2nd month,
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
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Dear Walter*:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt.
I walked back
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A good memory test
My results are
Recognition Score 66%
Temporal Memory score 68%
Very Bad indeed.
Pet me know your score
MGK
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FYI
*WORLD POPULATION 2008* 1 China
1,330,044,605 2 India
1,147,995,898 3 United States
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4 Indonesia
237,512,355
5 Brazil
196,342,587
6 Pakistan
An interpretation of Bible by the Thomas Jefferson, the esteemed writer of
the Declaration of
Independencehttp://history.howstuffworks.com/revolutionary-war/declaration-of-independence.htm
Makes interesting reading.
http://history.howstuffworks.com/american-history/jefferson-bible.htm
MGK
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It is in Lighter vein. Read through nevertheless.
Class 1 Officer of Indian government received this picture and called it
'junk mail', 8 days later his wife died. A man received this picture and
immediately sent out copies...his surprise was winning 10 crore* *jackpot
promotion in job. T.
*India and Pakistan recently realized that, if they continued political
tension, they would some day end up destroying each other. So they sat down
and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dog fight. The negotiators
agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best
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Your Family includes your father, mother, siblings, uncles, aunties, cousins
and even you dear friends
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A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.*
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once in a
while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the
place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun,
* **“Dancing in the Rain”*
*It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's,
arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry
as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take
a seat, knowing it would be over an hour
1 The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the Attack on the Pentagon:
'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy.
But in case
you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have
copies of
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.
In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning
Clyde.
Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'? asked the
lawyer.
Clyde responded, Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
favourite cow, Bessie, into
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
Love at First Sight!
Anybody explain what love at first sight is?? We know that is tough to
define.
We now try to define it with a picture...
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Fantastic !
Hi! Friends !,
This mail is not frivolous. This is to take you to a performance of
unimaginable grit and determination by an ordinary Indian who chose a
fantastic song to aid him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsxpGTVAgI0
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Man, I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end!
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad
news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walked into the
waiting room where her daughter
The 5 Toughest Questions
The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man
The questions are:
What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery*store. As
he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, Son, can you
tell me where the Post Office is?*
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The little boy replied, Sure! Just go straight down this street a
coupla blocks and turn to your right. The man thanked
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The Best Way to Make Others Feel About You
Is Open Your Palm and Make them Comfortable.
MGK Nair
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*Subject: **TATA Nano First Drive - Small Wonder*
Nano styling is contemporary and the car is well finished on the outside
With the unveiling of the much awaited small car from Tata earlier this
evening, the Nano has had more hype and attention from the world media than
any other Indian
Strictly for 60 plus group!!!
*Julie Andrews** Turns 69*
***To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a
special appearance at
**Manhattan** 's **Radio** **City** **Music Hall** for the benefit of the
AARP.* *
One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite
*An Egyptian Interview*
*Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hello
Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha*
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Reporte r: How do u find life here in Egypt ?
Taha: Egybt..Very nice
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game
Do we follow up with the Astrological predictions?
We get hundreds of contradictory astrological prediction every year
predicting dire consequences from all over the world. Do we seriously follow
up on these predictions? No we don't. If by any miracle if
one prediction comes true that is front
*I love this Doctor !*
*Q: ** I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this
true?**
A:** Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste
them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.. Speeding up your heart
will not make you live longer; that's
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I got 1 out of 11 right!!
*Fun test.*
*This is a quiz. *
*Click on Dining Out In The World below,*
*then select your answer by clicking on the twirling utensil.*
* It will give you the correct answer,*
*then move to the next country.*
Dining Out In The
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No, they aren’t animated
This is awesome! How do they film such episodes?!!
CLICK below---
http://www.flixxy.com/game-of-survival.htm
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*Here is a Real Story of Ratan Tata.*
* So many people around the world want to know that What is the Net Worth
of Ratan Tata?
TATA Group is running 96 businesses and out of which 28 Companies are
publically listed on the various stock exchanges.*
* Tata Group is world's top 50 Group according
Old one, but still worth one more read
*Enjoy the ride; There **is** no return ticket*
George Carlin on aging!
(Absolutely Brilliant)
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. *
George Carlin's
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This is hilarious.. and sadly so very true!
For those of you who are sick to death of getting emails that tell you to
forward to at least ? people in the next ? minutes so that wonderful
things and miracles will happen if you do and there will be
consequences if you don't, then you will
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From: Scorpio gpvn...@gmail.com
Date: Sun, May 10, 2009 at 14:39
Subject: Re: Fw: Six letter scrabble
To: Col GPV Nair gpvn...@gmail.com
Cc: Dennis Thobias dennisthob...@yahoo.com, G Krishnamurthi
gkmur...@hotmail.com, MGK Nair mgkn...@gmail.com
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By T.P.Sreenivasan
Shashi Tharoor has created history by winning the Lok Sabha seat from
the Kerala capital, Trivandrum by an unprecedented margin. Never
before has any one not born in Kerala or not educated here or not
proficient in Malayalam registered an electoral victory in the state.
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*This is a MUST WATCH Short Video *
*If you understand or do not understand
THE REALITY OF ISLAM
spreading around the world, *
*YOU MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO!**
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Click the link below
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3X5hIFXYU*
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*BSNL PERSONAL ACCIDENTAL INSURANCE SCHEME*
*1.* BSNL, the largest integrated telecom service provider in the
country, has offered Free Personal Accidental Insurance Coverage for its
esteemed customers of WORKING Landline, WLL (wireless in local loop) ,
Landline PCO Operators and
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A little girl walked to and from school daily.
Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming,
she made her daily trek to the elementary school.
As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning.
The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her
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*Please read and take note.**Beware.
GRC Nair*
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*E-MAIL TRACKING*
*Here is something everyone should read and take the advice…. If you don't,
you are hurting yourself and your email buddies.*
*By now, I guess everyone is familiar with*
*www.snopes.com* http://www.snopes.com/* and/ or*
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earlier friends from school and college and my subordinates
And others Remain as my good Friends even now
And
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