Re: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!
If you do the logic + maths and everyone decides to stump out.. The $1000 opp will remain lucrative for certain individuals on different continents including USA The opp remains Consumer or investor.. - Original Message - From: David Langlois To: Zappa-List@yahoogroups.com Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2012 12:08 AM Subject: Re: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS! Strange I didn't get this email. The Barfies are pretty good at keeping me up-to-date;. Hmm. Could they have known in advance how lazy (& thus unlikely to go along with this one shot deal) I am? :P David See my profile at http://www.myspace.com/davidblanglois or http://www.playlist.com/dblspace or http://www.youtube.com/dblspace -Original Message- From: Cris Haldenby To: Zappa List List Sent: Fri, Nov 30, 2012 10:22 am Subject: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS! Did anyone else get this email from Zappa Records this week? Cris Dear People of Earth who are interested in anything & everything concerning The Roxy Performances, So you’ve always dreamt of being a music mogul and running your own record company, huh? But you ask yourself, “How could I get a Real Record Deal?” “I mean,” you say to yourself, “I think I could do this as well as anyone – I have important opinions to share.” Well here’s your chance to be part of Zappa Music Business History and become an AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR of a Real (REAL!) Live (LIVE!) Zappa Record. One more time for the world: Recorded by Zappa, Performed by Zappa, featuring some of your favorite Mothers, and Material, AND all under the Roof you’ve been waiting for: The Roxy! No ELSEWHERES about it. What??? It’s True. We here at Zappa Records are looking for a few good men and women – approximately 1,000 highly motivated, sensitive and discerning individuals – to sign up as Official Independent Distributors of a never-heretofore-released, thoroughly Authentic Zappa Master Recording. And this is not just any thoroughly authentic Zappa Master Recording either. No, this is the one many of you have been beyond craving. Please sit down to read this part: This is the Roxy – the Soundtrack – yes, it is the introductory Soundtrack, the Prequel if you will – the Project/Object of your Dreams. 76 unadulterated minutes of fabulous frenzy await you. And the opportunity of a life–time: Roxy By Proxy! Should it be determined that you become an Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa RBP Distributor, you can make as many copies of the record as you can possibly distribute – AND exce pt for reporting to us your sales & customers (just like any other record distributor) and paying us the publishing, YOU keep the money. AND you get to collect royalties from what is sold at Barfko-Swill AND you will also be entitled to a special wholesale price available to the OLAZRBPDs (Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa ROXY BY PROXY Distributor) exclusively. Apart from being Official Release #96 this is a Music Biz First. How is that you might well ask: We figured you might like to participate in the wonderment so we have devised a way to let you in behind the scenes of every Artist’s necessity - a music distribution deal – but in this case we’ve cut to the chase. We need to get the record to you so why shouldn’t you be part of the process? You can help us help you by helping you help us. So here’s the deal: getsome.zappa.com for all the information and the ACTUAL LICENSE. Thanks in advance for your Consideration. xxx, gz "Music is the Best!" ~FZ
Re: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!
Strange I didn't get this email. The Barfies are pretty good at keeping me up-to-date;. Hmm. Could they have known in advance how lazy (& thus unlikely to go along with this one shot deal) I am? :P David See my profile at http://www.myspace.com/davidblanglois or http://www.playlist.com/dblspace or http://www.youtube.com/dblspace -Original Message- From: Cris Haldenby To: Zappa List List Sent: Fri, Nov 30, 2012 10:22 am Subject: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS! Did anyone else get this email from Zappa Records this week? Cris Dear People of Earth who are interested in anything & everything concerning The Roxy Performances, So you’ve always dreamt of being a music mogul and running your own record company, huh? But you ask yourself, “How could I get a Real Record Deal?” “I mean,” you say to yourself, “I think I could do this as well as anyone – I have important opinions to share.” Well here’s your chance to be part of Zappa Music Business History and become an AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR of a Real (REAL!) Live (LIVE!) Zappa Record. One more time for the world: Recorded by Zappa, Performed by Zappa, featuring some of your favorite Mothers, and Material, AND all under the Roof you’ve been waiting for: The Roxy! No ELSEWHERES about it. What??? It’s True. We here at Zappa Records are looking for a few good men and women – approximately 1,000 highly motivated, sensitive and discerning individuals – to sign up as Official Independent Distributors of a never-heretofore-released, thoroughly Authentic Zappa Master Recording. And this is not just any thoroughly authentic Zappa Master Recording either. No, this is the one many of you have been beyond craving. Please sit down to read this part: This is the Roxy – the Soundtrack – yes, it is the introductory Soundtrack, the Prequel if you will – the Project/Object of your Dreams. 76 unadulterated minutes of fabulous frenzy await you. And the opportunity of a life–time: Roxy By Proxy! Should it be determined that you become an Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa RBP Distributor, you can make as many copies of the record as you can possibly distribute – AND except for reporting to us your sales & customers (just like any other record distributor) and paying us the publishing, YOU keep the money. AND you get to collect royalties from what is sold at Barfko-Swill AND you will also be entitled to a special wholesale price available to the OLAZRBPDs (Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa ROXY BY PROXY Distributor) exclusively. Apart from being Official Release #96 this is a Music Biz First. How is that you might well ask: We figured you might like to participate in the wonderment so we have devised a way to let you in behind the scenes of every Artist’s necessity - a music distribution deal – but in this case we’ve cut to the chase. We need to get the record to you so why shouldn’t you be part of the process? You can help us help you by helping you help us. So here’s the deal: getsome.zappa.com for all the information and the ACTUAL LICENSE. Thanks in advance for your Consideration. xxx, gz "Music is the Best!" ~FZ
Re: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!
glad i'm not the only one. Throw the damn thing on kickstarter and let's see who really wants it, for chrissakes. On Fri, Nov 30, 2012 at 3:32 PM, Kevin Hobson wrote: > ** > > > Yep. I've tried reading it over and over, with and without coffee, and > alcohol, and it still seems to be essentially ridiculous. Time for the ZFT > to stop smoking their diplomas and get back to Earth. I'm left feeling > more than a bit disappointed with this BS. I'll still be loyally opening my > wallet for new releases as they come out but this "project" is > underwhelming. My two cents worth. > > - Kevin > >*From:* Cris Haldenby > *To:* Zappa List List > *Sent:* Friday, November 30, 2012 8:21 AM > *Subject:* [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS! > ** > > > Did anyone else get this email from Zappa Records this week? > > Cris > > ** > > ** > *Dear People of Earth who are interested in anything & everything > concerning The Roxy Performances,* So you’ve always dreamt of being > a music mogul and running your own record company, huh? But you ask > yourself, “How could I get a Real Record Deal?” “I mean,” you say to > yourself, “I think I could do this as well as anyone – I have important > opinions to share.” Well here’s *your chance* to be part of *Zappa Music > Business History* and become an AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR of a Real (*REAL!*) > Live (*LIVE!*) Zappa Record. One more time for the world: Recorded by > Zappa, Performed by Zappa, featuring some of your favorite Mothers, and > Material, AND all under the Roof you’ve been waiting for: The Roxy! No > ELSEWHERES about it. What??? It’s True. We here at Zappa Records > are looking for a few good men and women – approximately 1,000 highly > motivated, sensitive and discerning individuals – to sign up as Official > Independent Distributors of a never-heretofore-released, thoroughly > Authentic Zappa Master Recording. And this is not just any thoroughly > authentic Zappa Master Recording either. No, this is the one many of you > have been beyond craving. Please sit down to read this part: This is the > Roxy – the Soundtrack – yes, it is the introductory Soundtrack, the Prequel > if you will – the Project/Object of your Dreams. 76 unadulterated minutes > of fabulous frenzy await you. And the opportunity of a life–time: *Roxy > By Proxy! Should it be determined that you become an Officially Licensed > Authorized Zappa RBP Distributor, you can make as many copies of the record > as you can possibly distribute – AND exce pt for reporting to us your sales > & customers (just like any other record distributor) and paying us the > publishing, YOU keep the money. AND you get to collect royalties from what > is sold at Barfko-Swill AND you will also be entitled to a special > wholesale price available to the OLAZRBPDs (Officially Licensed Authorized > Zappa ROXY BY PROXY Distributor) exclusively.* Apart from being > Official Release #96 this is a Music Biz First. How is that you might well > ask: We figured you might like to participate in the wonderment so we have > devised a way to let you in behind the scenes of every Artist’s necessity - > a music distribution deal – but in this case we’ve cut to the chase. We > need to get the record to you so why shouldn’t you be part of the > process? You can help us help you by helping you help us. So here’s > the deal: *getsome.zappa.com* <https://getsome.zappa.com/> for all the > information and the ACTUAL LICENSE. Thanks in advance for your > Consideration. xxx, gz "Music is the Best!" ~FZ > > ** > > > >
Re: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!
Yep. I've tried reading it over and over, with and without coffee, and alcohol, and it still seems to be essentially ridiculous. Time for the ZFT to stop smoking their diplomas and get back to Earth. I'm left feeling more than a bit disappointed with this BS. I'll still be loyally opening my wallet for new releases as they come out but this "project" is underwhelming. My two cents worth. - Kevin From: Cris Haldenby To: Zappa List List Sent: Friday, November 30, 2012 8:21 AM Subject: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS! Did anyone else get this email from Zappa Records this week? Cris THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS! Dear People of Earth who are interested in anything & everything concerning The Roxy Performances, So you’ve always dreamt of being a music mogul and running your own record company, huh? But you ask yourself, “How could I get a Real Record Deal?” “I mean,” you say to yourself, “I think I could do this as well as anyone – I have important opinions to share.” Well here’s your chance to be part of Zappa Music Business History and become an AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR of a Real (REAL!) Live (LIVE!) Zappa Record. One more time for the world: Recorded by Zappa, Performed by Zappa, featuring some of your favorite Mothers, and Material, AND all under the Roof you’ve been waiting for: The Roxy! No ELSEWHERES about it. What??? It’s True. We here at Zappa Records are looking for a few good men and women – approximately 1,000 highly motivated, sensitive and discerning individuals – to sign up as Official Independent Distributors of a never-heretofore-released, thoroughly Authentic Zappa Master Recording. And this is not just any thoroughly authentic Zappa Master Recording either. No, this is the one many of you have been beyond craving. Please sit down to read this part: This is the Roxy – the Soundtrack – yes, it is the introductory Soundtrack, the Prequel if you will – the Project/Object of your Dreams. 76 unadulterated minutes of fabulous frenzy await you. And the opportunity of a life–time: Roxy By Proxy! Should it be determined that you become an Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa RBP Distributor, you can make as many copies of the record as you can possibly distribute – AND exce pt for reporting to us your sales & customers (just like any other record distributor) and paying us the publishing, YOU keep the money. AND you get to collect royalties from what is sold at Barfko-Swill AND you will also be entitled to a special wholesale price available to the OLAZRBPDs (Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa ROXY BY PROXY Distributor) exclusively. Apart from being Official Release #96 this is a Music Biz First. How is that you might well ask: We figured you might like to participate in the wonderment so we have devised a way to let you in behind the scenes of every Artist’s necessity - a music distribution deal – but in this case we’ve cut to the chase. We need to get the record to you so why shouldn’t you be part of the process? You can help us help you by helping you help us. So here’s the deal: getsome.zappa.com for all the information and the ACTUAL LICENSE. Thanks in advance for your Consideration. xxx, gz "Music is the Best!" ~FZ
Re: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!
Hi Chris, Yes, I received it but I don't see how it will be beneficial to any civilian. Paying a thousand dollars to distribute Frank's music is not going to be profitable to any of us. I don't know how few fans he really has but by diluting the distribution pool it will make any return on the investment very minimal. I wish I could see how many folks take a chance with this. Marc Quoting Cris Haldenby : > > Did anyone else get this email from Zappa Records this week? > > Cris > > > > > Dear People of Earth who are interested in anything & everything > concerning The Roxy Performances, > > So you´ve always dreamt of being a music mogul and running your own > record company, huh? But you ask yourself, "How could I get a Real > Record Deal?" "I mean," you say to yourself, "I think I could do > this as well as anyone - I have important opinions to share." Well > here´s your chance to be part of Zappa Music Business History and > become an AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR of a Real (REAL!) Live (LIVE!) > Zappa Record. One more time for the world: Recorded by Zappa, > Performed by Zappa, featuring some of your favorite Mothers, and > Material, AND all under the Roof you´ve been waiting for: The Roxy! > No ELSEWHERES about it. > > What??? It´s True. We here at Zappa Records are looking for a few > good men and women - approximately 1,000 highly motivated, sensitive > and discerning individuals - to sign up as Official Independent > Distributors of a never-heretofore-released, thoroughly Authentic > Zappa Master Recording. And this is not just any thoroughly > authentic Zappa Master Recording either. No, this is the one many of > you have been beyond craving. Please sit down to read this part: > This is the Roxy - the Soundtrack - yes, it is the introductory > Soundtrack, the Prequel if you will - the Project/Object of your > Dreams. 76 unadulterated minutes of fabulous frenzy await you. And > the opportunity of a life-time: Roxy By Proxy! Should it be > determined that you become an Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa > RBP Distributor, you can make as many copies of the record as you > can possibly distribute - AND exce pt for reporting to us your sales > & customers (just like any other record distributor) and paying us > the p > ublishing, YOU keep the money. AND you get to collect royalties from > what is sold at Barfko-Swill AND you will also be entitled to a > special wholesale price available to the OLAZRBPDs (Officially > Licensed Authorized Zappa ROXY BY PROXY Distributor) exclusively. > > Apart from being Official Release #96 this is a Music Biz First. > How is that you might well ask: We figured you might like to > participate in the wonderment so we have devised a way to let you in > behind the scenes of every Artist´s necessity - a music distribution > deal - but in this case we´ve cut to the chase. We need to get the > record to you so why shouldn´t you be part of the process? You can > help us help you by helping you help us. > > So here´s the deal: getsome.zappa.com for all the information and > the ACTUAL LICENSE. > > Thanks in advance for your Consideration. > > xxx, > > gz > > "Music is the Best!" ~FZ > > > For further Z-related fun, please visit http://www.thebignote.com or http://www.killuglyradio.com , thank you.Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zappa-List/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zappa-List/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: zappa-list-dig...@yahoogroups.com zappa-list-fullfeatu...@yahoogroups.com <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: zappa-list-unsubscr...@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!
Did anyone else get this email from Zappa Records this week? Cris Dear People of Earth who are interested in anything & everything concerning The Roxy Performances, So you’ve always dreamt of being a music mogul and running your own record company, huh? But you ask yourself, “How could I get a Real Record Deal?” “I mean,” you say to yourself, “I think I could do this as well as anyone – I have important opinions to share.” Well here’s your chance to be part of Zappa Music Business History and become an AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR of a Real (REAL!) Live (LIVE!) Zappa Record. One more time for the world: Recorded by Zappa, Performed by Zappa, featuring some of your favorite Mothers, and Material, AND all under the Roof you’ve been waiting for: The Roxy! No ELSEWHERES about it. What??? It’s True. We here at Zappa Records are looking for a few good men and women – approximately 1,000 highly motivated, sensitive and discerning individuals – to sign up as Official Independent Distributors of a never-heretofore-released, thoroughly Authentic Zappa Master Recording. And this is not just any thoroughly authentic Zappa Master Recording either. No, this is the one many of you have been beyond craving. Please sit down to read this part: This is the Roxy – the Soundtrack – yes, it is the introductory Soundtrack, the Prequel if you will – the Project/Object of your Dreams. 76 unadulterated minutes of fabulous frenzy await you. And the opportunity of a life–time: Roxy By Proxy! Should it be determined that you become an Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa RBP Distributor, you can make as many copies of the record as you can possibly distribute – AND exce pt for reporting to us your sales & customers (just like any other record distributor) and paying us the publishing, YOU keep the money. AND you get to collect royalties from what is sold at Barfko-Swill AND you will also be entitled to a special wholesale price available to the OLAZRBPDs (Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa ROXY BY PROXY Distributor) exclusively. Apart from being Official Release #96 this is a Music Biz First. How is that you might well ask: We figured you might like to participate in the wonderment so we have devised a way to let you in behind the scenes of every Artist’s necessity - a music distribution deal – but in this case we’ve cut to the chase. We need to get the record to you so why shouldn’t you be part of the process? You can help us help you by helping you help us. So here’s the deal: getsome.zappa.com for all the information and the ACTUAL LICENSE. Thanks in advance for your Consideration. xxx, gz "Music is the Best!" ~FZ
