Hi Chris,
Yes, I received it but I don't see how it will be beneficial to any  
civilian.  Paying a thousand dollars to distribute Frank's music is  
not going to be profitable to any of us.  I don't know how few fans he  
really has but by diluting the distribution pool it will make any  
return on the investment very minimal.
I wish I could see how many folks take a chance with this.

Quoting Cris Haldenby <crishalde...@mac.com>:

> Did anyone else get this email from Zappa Records this week?
> Cris
> Dear People of Earth who are interested in anything & everything  
> concerning The Roxy Performances,
> So you´ve always dreamt of being a music mogul and running your own  
> record company, huh? But you ask yourself, "How could I get a Real  
> Record Deal?" "I mean," you say to yourself, "I think I could do  
> this as well as anyone - I have important opinions to share."  Well  
> here´s your chance to be part of Zappa Music Business History and  
> become an AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR of a Real (REAL!) Live (LIVE!)  
> Zappa Record.  One more time for the world: Recorded by Zappa,  
> Performed by Zappa, featuring some of your favorite Mothers, and  
> Material, AND all under the Roof you´ve been waiting for:  The Roxy!  
>  No ELSEWHERES about it.
> What???  It´s True.  We here at Zappa Records are looking for a few  
> good men and women - approximately 1,000 highly motivated, sensitive  
> and discerning individuals - to sign up as Official Independent  
> Distributors of a never-heretofore-released, thoroughly Authentic  
> Zappa Master Recording.  And this is not just any thoroughly  
> authentic Zappa Master Recording either. No, this is the one many of  
> you have been beyond craving.  Please sit down to read this part:   
> This is the Roxy - the Soundtrack - yes, it is the introductory  
> Soundtrack, the Prequel if you will - the Project/Object of your  
> Dreams.  76 unadulterated minutes of fabulous frenzy await you.  And  
> the opportunity of a life-time: Roxy By Proxy! Should it be  
> determined that you become an Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa  
> RBP Distributor, you can make as many copies of the record as you  
> can possibly distribute - AND exce pt for reporting to us your sales  
> & customers (just like any other record distributor) and paying us  
> the p
> ublishing, YOU keep the money. AND you get to collect royalties from  
> what is sold at Barfko-Swill AND you will also be entitled to a  
> special wholesale price available to the OLAZRBPDs (Officially  
> Licensed Authorized Zappa ROXY BY PROXY Distributor) exclusively.
> Apart from being Official Release #96 this is a Music Biz First.   
> How is that you might well ask:  We figured you might like to  
> participate in the wonderment so we have devised a way to let you in  
> behind the scenes of every Artist´s necessity - a music distribution  
> deal - but in this case we´ve cut to the chase. We need to get the  
> record to you so why  shouldn´t you be part of the process?  You can  
> help us help you by helping you help us.
> So here´s the deal: getsome.zappa.com for all the information and  
> Thanks in advance for your Consideration.
> xxx,
> gz
> "Music is the Best!" ~FZ


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