Maya a REALLY HOT CHICK? I think if Maya was a chick and ugliness would heart... Maya would be on morphine.
2014-03-12 20:59 GMT+01:00 Nika Ragua <[email protected]>: > > ok, look here, boys > > Imagine Autodesk as a home, where a mascots of software living. And in the > kitchen sitting - Maya, hot chick, i mean REALLY HOT CHICK watching the > movies, Soft - a guy sitting on the floor, in hood ( Softimage faceless > mascot - only young, like 17 or so, Thinking TOO MUCH of himself, nervous > and pissed off) playing on playstation on Metal Gear or Final Fantasy, and > Max - fat guy with acne, cubic head and crooked arms, trying to build a > house from cubes on the table.Maya and Soft always bullying him. Even they > are jocking on each other, they surely love each other. > Eddie is Autodesk. > > Maya: - Hey, Soft, you are playing too much games lately, how about the > rent to Eddie ? > Soft: (Not turning from the screen) - Shut up, Maya, its EDDIE, who must > pay me a rent. > > Maya: - You know the rules - of you don`t pay, you`ll be thrown out... > Soft: (Not turning from the screen) - I told you to shut up? Eddie won`t > dare - i`m untouchable. > > Maya:(Pretending being offended) - You are so rude...I wonder if you are > working... > Max:(interrupting Maya) - Yeah, I didn`t see you working on big projects > lately... > Both Maya and Soft:- SHUT UP , MAX !!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!! OK ?!!! > Max:(offending and mumbling to himself) Always bullying me... > > Maya:(Slyly smiling) - C`mon, Soft, go get a job.Comb owed money to Eddie, > remember where he is now? > Soft: (Not turning - only putting up the hoodie, showing the scar on > back(or chest)) - You bitch already forgot that you have MY heart beating > under your silicon tits.And MY blood flowing through your veins. > Maya:(Offending) - It was Ediie`s decision. > Soft: (Not turning) - Heh, if its Eddies decision, Eddie is the one to > scratch about the rent. What do you want from me? Praise Eddie because he > didn`t cut off my fingers? I told you, > he won`t dare to touch me, i made too much.Besides if he put even a bit of > efforts somewhere other than enlarging your tits - things would be > different. > > Next Scene > > Door is opening, Soft is thrown away from Autodesk house with the > footprint on his ass. BAM!!!! > Soft is sitting up, taking off the hood - and we see that there is a cute > boy(or girl) - something like a mixture of Kamina with a Claud from Final > Fantasy ( i`ll draw a picture). > He takes out the old school mobile phone, typing the numbers- PIC, PUK, > PAK - beeep, beeep, - : "Yo, brother, i`ve got problems....Yeah....And > gather the people". > He is covering the hood again and the face shades with blackness - only > eyes ignite and burn. > And here is the entry point , where all the iconic Softimage-made projects > are dropping the things that they were doing and running to help him. And > in the end they gather all together > like a single HUGE wave of characters and projects hanging like wave over > a small two-floor Autodesk house menacing to wash it away. > > If you guys like it i can draw a characters, if you like the way i`m > thinking, but don`t like this particular script, i have some other ideas, > especially on scene 2 > > so embarrasing )))) > > > > > 2014-03-12 19:49 GMT+04:00 olivier jeannel <[email protected]>: > >> at 7:40 I start to vomit... >> >> Le 12/03/2014 16:33, Francisco Criado a écrit : >> >> Found this wonderful video that could be useful for the documentary part >> of "life after softimage" >> highly recomended from minute 7:40 >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-4JpeSF_2g >> >> >> >> 2014-03-12 11:28 GMT-03:00 Mirko Jankovic <[email protected]>: >> >>> I do have a nice team of people here covering all sort of tasks but >>> unfortunately too bussy for the next couple months to take on anything else >>> on side... >>> But if you need some rendering with Redshift i can help out, got couple >>> licences and couple nice GPU render ready comps so can at least free your >>> comps to keep making something great :) >>> >>> >>> On Wed, Mar 12, 2014 at 3:19 PM, Matthew Graves <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>>> Hi I like this idea Paul. >>>> There seems to be a lot of people already in but I will throw my hat it >>>> to. I can do ICE Fx and Problem solving and other such cool stuff. >>>> (also thanks Paul for the invaluable tutorial videos) >>>> >>>> Matt >>>> >>>> >>>> On 12 March 2014 14:01, Ed Manning <[email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>>> Good idea, Paul. >>>>> >>>>> I'm up for contributing, schedule permitting! >>>>> >>>>> VFX supervision, middleweight ICE FX-y stuff, and >>>>> shading/lighting/rendering, especially if you'd like to see some stuff >>>>> done >>>>> in Redshift. >>>>> >>>>> http://www.linkedin.com/in/etmthree/ has a lot of links to recent >>>>> (and older) work. >>>>> >>>>> Anyone know a producer who'd like to herd this bunch of cats? >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>> >> >> >
