I'm going to vote for Maya as ugly, really fat, and greedy looking girl
------------------------------------------------------------------- Daniel Kim Animation Director & Professional 3D Generalist http://www.danielkim3d.com ------------------------------------------------------------------- On Thu, Mar 13, 2014 at 9:11 AM, Doeke Wartena <[email protected]> wrote: > Maya a REALLY HOT CHICK? I think if Maya was a chick and ugliness would > heart... Maya would be on morphine. > > > 2014-03-12 20:59 GMT+01:00 Nika Ragua <[email protected]>: > > >> ok, look here, boys >> >> Imagine Autodesk as a home, where a mascots of software living. And in >> the kitchen sitting - Maya, hot chick, i mean REALLY HOT CHICK watching the >> movies, Soft - a guy sitting on the floor, in hood ( Softimage faceless >> mascot - only young, like 17 or so, Thinking TOO MUCH of himself, nervous >> and pissed off) playing on playstation on Metal Gear or Final Fantasy, and >> Max - fat guy with acne, cubic head and crooked arms, trying to build a >> house from cubes on the table.Maya and Soft always bullying him. Even they >> are jocking on each other, they surely love each other. >> Eddie is Autodesk. >> >> Maya: - Hey, Soft, you are playing too much games lately, how about the >> rent to Eddie ? >> Soft: (Not turning from the screen) - Shut up, Maya, its EDDIE, who must >> pay me a rent. >> >> Maya: - You know the rules - of you don`t pay, you`ll be thrown out... >> Soft: (Not turning from the screen) - I told you to shut up? Eddie won`t >> dare - i`m untouchable. >> >> Maya:(Pretending being offended) - You are so rude...I wonder if you are >> working... >> Max:(interrupting Maya) - Yeah, I didn`t see you working on big projects >> lately... >> Both Maya and Soft:- SHUT UP , MAX !!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!! OK ?!!! >> Max:(offending and mumbling to himself) Always bullying me... >> >> Maya:(Slyly smiling) - C`mon, Soft, go get a job.Comb owed money to >> Eddie, remember where he is now? >> Soft: (Not turning - only putting up the hoodie, showing the scar on >> back(or chest)) - You bitch already forgot that you have MY heart beating >> under your silicon tits.And MY blood flowing through your veins. >> Maya:(Offending) - It was Ediie`s decision. >> Soft: (Not turning) - Heh, if its Eddies decision, Eddie is the one to >> scratch about the rent. What do you want from me? Praise Eddie because he >> didn`t cut off my fingers? I told you, >> he won`t dare to touch me, i made too much.Besides if he put even a bit >> of efforts somewhere other than enlarging your tits - things would be >> different. >> >> Next Scene >> >> Door is opening, Soft is thrown away from Autodesk house with the >> footprint on his ass. BAM!!!! >> Soft is sitting up, taking off the hood - and we see that there is a cute >> boy(or girl) - something like a mixture of Kamina with a Claud from Final >> Fantasy ( i`ll draw a picture). >> He takes out the old school mobile phone, typing the numbers- PIC, PUK, >> PAK - beeep, beeep, - : "Yo, brother, i`ve got problems....Yeah....And >> gather the people". >> He is covering the hood again and the face shades with blackness - only >> eyes ignite and burn. >> And here is the entry point , where all the iconic Softimage-made >> projects are dropping the things that they were doing and running to help >> him. And in the end they gather all together >> like a single HUGE wave of characters and projects hanging like wave over >> a small two-floor Autodesk house menacing to wash it away. >> >> If you guys like it i can draw a characters, if you like the way i`m >> thinking, but don`t like this particular script, i have some other ideas, >> especially on scene 2 >> >> so embarrasing )))) >> >> >> >> >> 2014-03-12 19:49 GMT+04:00 olivier jeannel <[email protected]>: >> >>> at 7:40 I start to vomit... >>> >>> Le 12/03/2014 16:33, Francisco Criado a écrit : >>> >>> Found this wonderful video that could be useful for the documentary part >>> of "life after softimage" >>> highly recomended from minute 7:40 >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-4JpeSF_2g >>> >>> >>> >>> 2014-03-12 11:28 GMT-03:00 Mirko Jankovic <[email protected]>: >>> >>>> I do have a nice team of people here covering all sort of tasks but >>>> unfortunately too bussy for the next couple months to take on anything else >>>> on side... >>>> But if you need some rendering with Redshift i can help out, got couple >>>> licences and couple nice GPU render ready comps so can at least free your >>>> comps to keep making something great :) >>>> >>>> >>>> On Wed, Mar 12, 2014 at 3:19 PM, Matthew Graves <[email protected]>wrote: >>>> >>>>> Hi I like this idea Paul. >>>>> There seems to be a lot of people already in but I will throw my hat >>>>> it to. I can do ICE Fx and Problem solving and other such cool stuff. >>>>> (also thanks Paul for the invaluable tutorial videos) >>>>> >>>>> Matt >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On 12 March 2014 14:01, Ed Manning <[email protected]> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Good idea, Paul. >>>>>> >>>>>> I'm up for contributing, schedule permitting! >>>>>> >>>>>> VFX supervision, middleweight ICE FX-y stuff, and >>>>>> shading/lighting/rendering, especially if you'd like to see some stuff >>>>>> done >>>>>> in Redshift. >>>>>> >>>>>> http://www.linkedin.com/in/etmthree/ has a lot of links to recent >>>>>> (and older) work. >>>>>> >>>>>> Anyone know a producer who'd like to herd this bunch of cats? >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >> >
