Now I am offended, not at you, but at two Mormon boy "elders" who came by my house today.
Two Mormons stopped my wife in our driveway this evening. She was in a hurry. She explained to them she was in a hurry and she needed to get into her car and leave. She tried to nicely tell them she wasn't interested. They would not leave her alone. She had to tell them straight to leave as they would not. SHE TOLD THEM SHE WAS A CHRISTIAN AND SHE HAD READ THE BIBLE. THAT WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. THEY WANTED TO KNOW IF SHE HAD READ THE BOOK OF MORMON. MY WIFE WAS UPSET BECAUSE THEY WOULD NOT TAKE A NICE "NO" FOR AN ANSWER. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED TO US THIS YEAR. IT HAPPENED TO ME IN MY HOUSE, AS I REFUSED TO GO TO THE DOOR. THEY MOCKED AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW.
DAVEH: If what you said is accurate, I am truly sorry that it happened. It sounds more like what some of the Evangelical (street) preachers have done to us than what an LDS missionary should do. As I ponder what you said, I wonder if their conduct was as offensive as someone who posted the following......
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Top 10 responses to those who ask you why you no longer wear your LDS garments
10. The dog ate 'em.
9. I gave them to Goodwill.
8. I sold them for money.
7. Chicks dig me because I don't wear underwear.
6. I was involved in a horrible accident and they didn't work.
5. Because Trojanman said that "Trojans provide all the protection that a man needs" and I believe him.
4. God told me that I didn't have to wear them anymore...and he told me that you shouldn't wear them anymore.
3. The underwear at KMart is cheaper.
2. I'm trying to bust the beehive garment monopoloy.
1. Because I prefer wearing women's underwear.
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NOW THIS USED TO BE THE WAY JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES ACTED. THESE TWO BOY "ELDERS" ARE ACTING LIKE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES. I THINK YOU MORMONS NEED MORE TRAINING BEFORE YOU SEND LITTLE BOYS OUT TO HARASS WOMEN IN THEIR OWN DRIVEWAY. I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. I AM NOT JOKING.
