Re: [TruthTalk] Seeming inconsistancy

[Dave Hansen]

Interesting, but goofy. Terry DAVEH:   Would you expect it to sound otherwise, coming from one avowed to be antagonistic towards Mormonism? Terry Clifton wrote: Charles Perry Locke wrote: Terry, it is a lot more convoluted that you are imagining. Here are perhaps a couple of points that have not been revealed to you. I am not positive about a couple of them, so Dave, feel free to correct me if I understand this incorrectly. (If you don't, I am sure Blaine will :-) - they will be able to have multiple wives, maybe thousands, and a man can be sealed to more than  one woman on earth, and more women can seal themselves to them after they have died. - they will procreate with these wives to populate their own planets, just like their current god did with his thousands of spirit wives to produce the offspring of the earth, meaning you, Terry, were first a spiritual offspring, and brother of satan and jesus, of the mormon god and one of thousands of Mrs. gods, and then were inserted into a baby at some point in your human existence, - unmarried women on earth can seal themselves to deceased mormon men (or at least to one). - mormon women must be called from the graves by the man to whom they are sealed if they expect to get resurrected to the third heaven, provided they have fulfilled all of the reauired works, called temple ordnances. Amusing anecdote: My mother-in-law, who is a mormon, became one long after she had divorced my father-in-law (and both of these events were long before I met either one of them). He knows nothing about mormonism, but found out from a friend that if a man and woman are sealed on earth, they live together eternally after death. Once he found this out he drove over to her house yelling at her that she better not seal herself to him because he did not want to spend the rest of eternity with her! Perry ================================================================== Interesting, but goofy. Terry -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave Hansen [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.langlitz.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you wish to receive things I find interesting, I maintain six email lists... JOKESTER, OPINIONS, LDS, STUFF, MOTORCYCLE and CLIPS.