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Earth to Terry:It is no more GOOFY than the
Christian understanding of the Incarnation.That (the Incarnation) were it not
real and absolutely true is the stuff of science fiction.
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Sent: June 19, 2005 23:21
Subject: Re: [TruthTalk] Seeming
inconsistancy
Interesting, but goofy.
Terry
DAVEH: Would you expect it to sound otherwise, coming
from one avowed to be antagonistic towards Mormonism?
Terry Clifton
wrote:
Charles Perry
Locke wrote:
Terry, it is a lot more convoluted that you are
imagining. Here are perhaps a couple of points that have not been revealed
to you. I am not positive about a couple of them, so Dave, feel free to
correct me if I understand this incorrectly. (If you don't, I am sure
Blaine will :-)
- they will be able to have multiple wives, maybe
thousands, and a man can be sealed to more than one woman on earth,
and more women can seal themselves to them after they have died.
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they will procreate with these wives to populate their own planets, just
like their current god did with his thousands of spirit wives to produce
the offspring of the earth, meaning you, Terry, were first a spiritual
offspring, and brother of satan and jesus, of the mormon god and one of
thousands of Mrs. gods, and then were inserted into a baby at some point
in your human existence,
- unmarried women on earth can seal
themselves to deceased mormon men (or at least to one).
- mormon
women must be called from the graves by the man to whom they are sealed if
they expect to get resurrected to the third heaven, provided they have
fulfilled all of the reauired works, called temple ordnances.
Amusing anecdote: My mother-in-law, who is a mormon, became one
long after she had divorced my father-in-law (and both of these events
were long before I met either one of them). He knows nothing about
mormonism, but found out from a friend that if a man and woman are sealed
on earth, they live together eternally after death. Once he found this out
he drove over to her house yelling at her that she better not seal herself
to him because he did not want to spend the rest of eternity with her!
Perry
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Interesting, but goofy.
Terry
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