haha :) Real Funny Man! When people LOSE an Argument.. They start Bitching and calling Names Just like you!
You know what we call them...L***ERS! Joe Eugene >-----Original Message----- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >Behalf Of David Scoggins >Sent: Monday, April 05, 2004 7:54 PM >To: 'U2 Users Discussion List' >Subject: RE: Modern Universe (TESTING) > > >> Will, >> >> > Joe I think Zero is an exagerration. >> >> This is NOT an Exaggeration, these are TEST Results from well >> maintained >> SQL Tables. > >So you're claiming that the query literally takes ZERO time - or in other >words that MS SQL Server is INFINITELY fast in performing this particular >query? > >In fact, I don't believe that's what you're claiming, but your hyperbole is >annoying, as is your response to attempts to gently bring you back down to >earth. > >> SQL: >> select count(*) from TableName >> Or >> select count(@IdentityField) from TableName (This is Faster than the >> above) > >So both queries take zero time, but nevertheless one is faster than the >other? Hmmm... > >> The above 2 ran against MS-SQLServer instant. >> >> Here is the code, if you would like to test. >> declare @stime dateTime; >> set @stime = getDate(); >> select count(*) from CustomerMaster >> print dateDiff("ms",@stime,getDate()) > >Which proves what exactly - that MS SQL Server can fetch a value from a >table header in an elapsed time that is less than the resolution of your >timer? Big whoop. > >Joe, I have to say I feel sorry for the poor UV programmers who >have to work >with you. Your whole rant and negative opinion of Universe seems to have >been occasioned by the UV programmers forcing you to give them a >comma-delimited flat file rather than an XML file for import into UV. I >suspect they were perfectly capable of dealing with any data >format you were >capable of providing, but made you give it to them in something that was >easy for them to handle because THEY JUST PLAIN DON'T LIKE YOU! I don't >even know you, the only thing I know about you is what you have revealed >about yourself in your posts to this list, and you already annoy the fsck >out of me! I can only imagine, and shudder in horror, at what it must be >like to actually have to deal with you on a daily basis. > >Sigh. I given in to the temptation. Must remind myself: > >Please don't feed the trolls. >-- >u2-users mailing list >[EMAIL PROTECTED] >http://www.oliver.com/mailman/listinfo/u2-users -- u2-users mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.oliver.com/mailman/listinfo/u2-users
