One day the Chinese cut off rare earth shipments and the prices go into the sky. A couple of us guys come up with a cheap Cold Fusion method of creating these elements in amounts well beyond parts per million. We sell bars of terbium, europium and whatever-ium and get filthy rich. We show up at an academic meeting skeptically critiquing LENR while wearing Wizard hats, smoking big cigars, arm in arm with 1000 dollar a night hookers spilling cleavage and hand out business cards calling ourselves "Alchemists". We ridicule those present and announce that "money talks and bullsh*t walks, losers!" By the way, does anyone know of a LENR method that gives us rare earthies in sizeable amounts........?
