>Q: How many programmers does it take to change a burned out lightbulb?
Q: how long does it take a field service engineer to change a burned
out light bulb?
A: depends on how many burned-out replacement bulbs he brought.
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Q: how does a FSE fix a flat tire?
A: change each of the tires in order until the problem goes away.
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Q: how long does that take?
A: depends on how many flat spares he has.
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Q: what does a FSE do when he's out of gas?
A: change each of the tires in order ...
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Q: how many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: seven, and one coder
- two to gather requirements data
- three to prototype alternative heuristics
- one to calculate the optimal/pessimal/amortized solution times
- one to write the spec on the best overall solution
- and one coder to actually screw the bulb into a water faucet
mike stone <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 'net geek..
been there, done that, have network, will travel.
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