Michael A. Stone writes:
>
> >Q: How many programmers does it take to change a burned out lightbulb?
>
>
> Q: how long does it take a field service engineer to change a burned
> out light bulb?
>
> A: depends on how many burned-out replacement bulbs he brought.
This could get bad :-). But I'll contribute one last version,
updated for the '90s.
How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, he just has Microsoft declare "dark" to be the industry standard.
How many Steve Jobses does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. He just holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him.
Steven J. Owens
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