"In Boca Raton, Fla., yesterday, a woman who looked like Sarah Palin
caused a near-riot when she walked into a diner for breakfast. After a
minute or two, people finally realized it wasn't her when she started
answering questions."
- Jay Leno
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Folksy, Charming and Likable
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/wpnan/2008/wpnan081007.gif
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If you can't beat them, ask God to shut them up....
"Father, you said the truth will set us free. We know the truth is out
there, and the truth is that the other side is lying, unbelievably lying.
.. God, we ask you to close their mouths."
- Rev. Walter Leake
Invocation, Sarah Palin rally in Greenville, NC
Well, a prayer is about all McCain and Palin have left at this point....
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"The highly-anticipated vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and
Sarah Palin was held Thursday night. And the big winner was whoever you
already liked."
- Amy Poehler, SNL "Weekend Update"
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How About Her, HHEHHH?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r8hhShMyZw
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FLIRTING HER WAY TO VICTORY
http://tinyurl.com/4d7lok
. . That her performance was considered anything but a farce doesn't
show how high Palin has risen, but how low we all have sunk.
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Do you realize what might have happened if Sarah Palin had married Frank
Zappa instead of Todd Palin?
Her eldest daughter would have been named Moose Unit Zappa....
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I Did It!!!
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/tmdho/2008/tmdho081004.gif
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"The good news is, Sarah Palin can complete a sentence. The bad news is,
the rest of us have to listen to it."
- Bill Maher
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Sarah Palin: an anti-choice, anti-environment, anti-American Republican
candidate tied to a withered old man who is decomposing as fast as his
campaign....
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Who They Are, What They're About
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/222324.php
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Unleashed, Palin Makes a Pit Bull Look Tame
http://tinyurl.com/3wmg4c
. . Palin's routine attacks on the media have begun to spill into
ugliness. In Clearwater, arriving reporters were greeted with shouts and
taunts by the crowd of about 3,000. Palin then went on to blame Katie
Couric's questions for her "less-than-successful interview with kinda
mainstream media." At that, Palin supporters turned on reporters in the
press area, waving thunder sticks and shouting abuse. Others hurled
obscenities at a camera crew. One Palin supporter shouted a racial epithet
at an African American sound man for a network and told him, "Sit down,
boy." ...
The reception had been better in Clearwater, where Palin, speaking to a
sea of "Palin Power" and "Sarahcuda" T-shirts, tried to link Obama to the
1960s Weather Underground. "One of his earliest supporters is a man named
Bill Ayers," she said. ("Boooo!" said the crowd.) "And, according to the
New York Times, he was a domestic terrorist and part of a group that,
quote, 'launched a campaign of bombings that would target the Pentagon and
our U.S. Capitol,' " she continued. ("Boooo!" the crowd repeated.)
"Kill him!" proposed one man in the audience. ...
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I think Sarah Palin has brain damage from slamming her head into that
glass ceiling....
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Dog Food
http://us.cnn.com/POLITICS/analysis/toons/2008/10/06/mitchell/
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Sarah Palin is like school on Thanksgiving.... NO CLASS!!!
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"Sarah Palin called out Barack Obama Saturday over his ties to Sixties
anti-war radical William Ayers. The Chicago professor once headed the
Weathermen, a group that bombed government buildings to protest the
Vietnam War. There was a time in this country when opposing a war meant
more than going on Larry King and plugging your documentary."
- Argus Hamilton
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The McCain-Palin Mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjxzmaXAg9E
The Sidewalk to Nowhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itEucdhf4Us
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PALIN BLASTS OBAMA'S TIES TO WEATHER CHANNEL
'Palling Around with Meteorologists,' Guv Claims
Alaska governor Sarah Palin went on the attack today, claiming that
Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama had longstanding ties to The
Weather Channel.
"What does it say about our opponent that he thinks this nation's weather
is so imperfect that he needs to be allied with The Weather Channel?" she
asked a crowd in Tampa, Florida. "There's a fine line between hating
America's weather and hating America herself."
Gov. Palin said that she learned about Sen. Obama's ties to The Weather
Channel last week "when I was trying hard to read The New York Times."
"They said that Sen. Obama was hanging out with weathermen," she said.
"Do we really want to elect someone who has been palling around with
meteorologists?"
Gov. Palin's latest attacks came on the heels of a new poll showing that
the only demographic group that still support her are morons, sometimes
referred to by political insiders as "no-information voters."
"It may sound like she's spouting idiocy, but there's a method to her
madness," said Tracy Klugian, a Republican strategist. "She's speaking to
her base."
Elsewhere, Sen. John McCain's practice session for the second presidential
debate was cut short when his pants burst into flame.
© Andy Borowitz
borowitzreport.com
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A Heartbeat Away....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnEO4eIp2eQ
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"Sarah Palin linked Barack Obama to Sixties radical Bill Ayers on Monday.
It's a sophisticated media strategy. By the time Tina Fey exaggerates her
speech for comedic effect, Barack Obama will be positively identified as
Patty Hearst's kidnapper."
- Argus Hamilton
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And of course, here's Rush Limbaugh's witty repartee:
"What do Osama Bin Laden and Barrack Obama have in common?
. .. .. (whistles theme from "Jeopardy") .. .. ..
"They both have friends that bombed the Pentagon."
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Interesting Decorations....
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/crmth/2008/crmth081007.gif
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"Sarah Palin took aim at Barack Obama on the campaign trail Monday for his
ties to Sixties radical bomber Bill Ayers. Ask any moose if she's good at
this. The difference between Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney is, when she
shoots you, you stay down."
- Argus Hamilton
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You're My Heeeero!!!
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/po/2008/po081007.gif
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Obama's Links To Ex-Radical Examined
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95442902
. . The Obama campaign says he first met [1960s radical Bill] Ayers in
1995, when Obama became chair of the board of the Chicago Annenberg
Challenge, a $50 million fund that awarded grants to groups trying to
implement new programs to improve inner city education in Chicago.
Walter Annenberg, a lifelong Republican and former ambassador who was
appointed by Presidents Nixon and Reagan, funded an ambitious program to
reform urban education in many cities in the mid 1990s. Ayers was an
important member of the group that developed and wrote the grant proposal
to the Annenberg Foundation. ...
"It was never a concern by any of us in the Chicago school reform movement
that [Ayers] had led a fugitive life years earlier," said former Illinois
state Republican Rep. Diana Nelson, who worked with both Obama and Ayers
over the years. "It's ridiculous. There is no reason at all to smear
Barack Obama with this association. It's nonsensical, and it just makes me
crazy. It's so silly." ...
Hallett calls this attack on Obama's association with Ayers and the
Annenberg Challenge by further association, "a smear campaign. It's a
political diatribe that has no basis in fact. The Chicago Annenberg
Challenge was an extremely positive initiative. It was well-vetted,
thorough, and the fact that it is now is being used for political purposes
is, in my opinion, outrageous."
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Associations....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfvzLCTyqFo
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"Sarah Palin campaigned in Florida on Monday and at every stop she
reminded the crowd that Barack Obama's friends are a bunch of Chicago
terrorists. People like terrorists from Chicago. We already have Al Capone
in charge of the Treasury Department."
- Argus Hamilton
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Crossing Paths
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/tmdwa/2008/tmdwa081007.gif
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"During the debate, Palin winked, wrinkled her nose, and gave a shout-out
to a third-grade class. Well, you know, that says commander-in-chief to me
right there. You betcha!"
- David Letterman
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Clearing the Ayers
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/09/opinion/09collins.html
Guilt By Association....
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The media reported Tuesday that during a Sarah Palin rally, when the
candidate started to harshly criticize Obama, somebody in the audience
screamed "Kill Him." It was almost inaudible, behind the screams of "Show
your t... show your t..."
- Pedro Bartes
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"I wish these smart Republicans could at least admit they don't want to
see her in the White House either. They want to see her splayed out on the
hood of a car in a Kenny Chesney video."
- Bill Maher
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Sarah Palin? Thanks, but no thanks. Real men vote with the 'big' head.
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What Would You Ask Sarah Palin?
http://www.cadem.org/site/c.jrLZK2PyHmF/b.4594449/apps/ka/ct/contactcustom.asp
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POLITICS OF ATTACK
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/08/opinion/08wed1.html
It is a sorry fact of American political life that campaigns get ugly,
often in their final weeks. But Senator John McCain and Gov. Sarah Palin
have been running one of the most appalling campaigns we can remember.
They have gone far beyond the usual fare of quotes taken out of context
and distortions of an opponent's record -- into the dark territory of
race-baiting and xenophobia. Senator Barack Obama has taken some cheap
shots at Mr. McCain, but there is no comparison.
Ms. Palin, in particular, revels in the attack. Her campaign rallies have
become spectacles of anger and insult. "This is not a man who sees America
as you see it and how I see America," Ms. Palin has taken to saying.
That line follows passages in Ms. Palin's new stump speech in which she
twists Mr. Obama's ill-advised but fleeting and long-past association with
William Ayers, founder of the Weather Underground and confessed bomber. By
the time she's done, she implies that Mr. Obama is right now a close
friend of Mr. Ayers -- and sympathetic to the violent overthrow of the
government. The Democrat, she says, "sees America, it seems, as being so
imperfect that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their
own country."
Her demagoguery has elicited some frightening, intolerable responses. A
recent Washington Post report said at a rally in Florida this week a man
yelled "kill him!" as Ms. Palin delivered that line and others shouted
epithets at an African-American member of a TV crew. ...
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Deer Caught In The Headlights
http://action.credomobile.com/comics/2008/10/deer_caught_in_the_headlights.html
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So you are interviewing candidates for a job....
One of the candidates is an attractive woman who doesn't answer your
questions and winks at you in the middle of the interview.
Do you give her the job?
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"The most controversial thing Sarah Palin said last night was she felt the
vice president should have more power. More power? Dick Cheney is shooting
people in the face and doesn't even get arrested. You cannot get any more
powerful than that."
- Jay Leno
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Gambling
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/tt/2008/tt081007.gif
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Press Kept Under A Watchful Eye
http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2008/10/under-the-watch.html
Constantly under the watchful eyes of security, the media wasn't permitted
to wander around inside Coachman Park to talk to Sarah Palin supporters.
When reporters tried to leave the designated press area and head toward
the bleachers where the crowd was seated, an escort would dart out of
nowhere and confront him or her and say, "Can I help you?'' and turn the
person around.
When one reporter asked an escort, who would not give her name, why the
press wasn't allowed to mingle, she said that in the past, negative things
had been written. The campaign wanted to avoid that possibility Monday.
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Even though [Sarah Palin] did well in the debate last night, McCain is
still sinking in the polls. He's getting desperate. His new campaign
slogan is 'McCain: The White Obama.'"
- Bill Maher
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America Has A Nightmare
http://hypnocrites.blogspot.com/2008/10/nightmare.html
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