Breaking News: MJ says "This is it! I'll see ya in July!" whhhooooooooooooo
Would that be in a frozen state, Michael?
"How much is Rush Limbaugh loving all his recent publicity? He is everywhere
now, since he said he wanted Obama's policies to fail. This is the greatest
thing to happen to Limbaugh since they started making that center-cut bacon."
- Jay Leno
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Rush Limbaugh Dined For Your Sins
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2009/03/rush-limbaugh-dined-for-your-sins-rush.html
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The GOP belongs to Rush Limbaugh....
"Let's put it into context here. Rush limbaugh is an entertainer. Rush
limbaugh, his whole thing is entertainment. Yes he is incendiary. Yes, it's
ugly."
- Michael Steele, RNC Chairman (2/28/09)
"I'm not in charge of the Republican Party, and I don't want to be. I would be
embarrassed to say that I'm in charge of the Republican Party in a sad-sack
state that it's in. If I were chairman of the Republican Party, given the state
that it's in, I would quit."
- Rush Limbaugh (3/2/09)
"My intent was not to go after Rush -- I have enormous respect for Rush
Limbaugh. I was maybe a little bit inarticulate. ... There was no attempt on my
part to diminish his voice or his leadership. I went back at that tape and I
realized words that I said weren't what I was thinking. It was one of those
things where I thinking I was saying one thing, and it came out differently.
What I was trying to say was a lot of people ... want to make Rush the
scapegoat, the bogeyman, and he's not."
- Michael Steele, RNC Chairman (3/2/09)
Rush Limbaugh has taken sole custody of Michael Steele's testicles....
Nobody crosses the Oxycommentator!!!
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I'm Sorry, Rush!
http://www.dccc.org/content/sorry
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Michael Steele just found out what a pilonidal cyst tastes like.... I wonder
when he'll be able to retrieve his mustache from Boss Limbaugh's ass crack.
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BREAKING -- Limbaugh's Balls
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/3/3/8346/56234/779/704012
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Forgive me Rush for I have sinned....
"Ah, ten Bloody Marys and all is forgiven!"
- "Boss" Limbaugh
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Finally!
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/sc/2009/sc090304.gif
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"Chairman Steele's reversal this evening and his apology to Limbaugh proves the
unfortunate point that Limbaugh is the leading force behind the Republican
Party, its politics and its obstruction of President Obama's agenda in
Washington."
- Gov. Tim Kaine [D-VA], DNC Chairman
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Right Behind You!
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/crcbr/2009/crcbr090303.gif
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New GOP Motto:
If you have to ask if it's your turn to apologize to Rush, then it's definitely
your turn to apologize to Rush.
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Oooof......
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/crmlu/2009/crmlu090304.gif
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Limbaugh Travels to Canada for Surgery
- thedesperateblogger.com
After American doctors refused to perform what they consider "unnecessary
elective surgery", conservative talk-radio pundit and neo-Nazi icon Rush
Limbaugh traveled to Canada today, where physicians report he is resting
comfortably after a 54-minute operation.
During the procedure, known as a "liprectumy" and performed under local
anesthesia, surgeons successfully removed the lips of RNC Chairman Michael
Steele and Georgia Representative Phil Gingrey from the porcine pill-popper's
considerable ass. Mr. Limbaugh's insurance company declined coverage after two
medical opinions both concluded that with 44 months remaining until the next
Presidential election, performing the surgery now would provide only temporary
relief at best.
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Well, I, for one, have to apologize to Rush Limbaugh for thinking he wasn't
entertaining at all....
I've been extremely entertained by Rush-related goings-on this past week or two.
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That Old Saying
http://cagle.com/working/090303/lane.gif
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"In the past, those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger
ended up inside."
- President John F. Kennedy, 1961 Inaugural Address
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Kinda reminds me of the time Cheney shot that guy in the face, and the guy
apologized to "Dick"....
That's power.
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Go Ahead, Caller....
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/wpswi/2009/wpswi090302.gif
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MINORITY LEADER LIMBAUGH
http://tinyurl.com/ca3kab
The 2008 election sent many messages. At the top: Americans wanted to turn the
page on the politics of division and partisan pettiness, and they wanted a
government -- and country -- that would put the middle class first.
Watching the Republicans operate this past month, it would appear that they
missed that unmistakable signal.
Instead, Rush Limbaugh has become their leader.
Limbaugh, of course, told his radio listeners that he's rooting for President
Obama to fail -- and hoping the president's ideas for bolstering our economy
fail with him. For many Americans, hungry for leadership and cooperation, this
sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard. When Limbaugh reiterated the
sentiment this weekend, hundreds of Republican conservatives cheered him on.
But instead of rebuking the radio personality or charting their own course,
Republican leaders in Washington are paralyzed with fear of crossing their
leader. Less than 24 hours after committing the unforgivable sin of criticizing
Limbaugh, RNC Chairman Michael Steele felt compelled to publicly apologize. He
was not the first and will certainly not be the last. ...
.. Seventy-three percent of all voters, The Post found, believe that the
president is trying to cooperate with Republicans. Only 36 percent believe the
same to be true of the GOP. ...
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That's THEIR Thing....
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/tt/2009/tt090305.gif
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Republicans want the economy to get better.... they just don't want it to get
better under Obama.
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You can argue about what car to take.
You can argue about what route to take.
And every four years you can even argue about who should be the driver and who
has to sit in the back.
But if you have some place that you really must reach (economic recovery), then
it is really not OK to have the guy in back telling the driver, "I hope you
fail."
The correct response in that circumstance is to tell the offending party, "I
think you should get out and walk."
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Learn To Live With It
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/crgma/2009/crgma090305.gif
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"So, to summarize, the Conservative Political Action Conference consisted of
the deriding of veterans, open calls for presidential failure, and the
annihilation of an American city, all to save the United States from
unpatriotic Democrats. Apparently, the only time you have to love this country
is when it's controlled by Republicans."
- Jon Stewart, "The Daily Show"
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Pop It!!!
http://thehill.com/images/stories/weyants/2009/February/cartoon022709.jpg
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"Bipartisanship is them being forced to agree with us after we have politically
cleaned their clocks and beaten them."
- Rush Limbaugh
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LIMBAUGH ROOTING FOR PLANET TO EXPLODE
Could Help GOP, Radio Host Claims
In remarks that seemed guaranteed to create controversy, conservative radio
host Rush Limbaugh said today that he was "rooting for the planet Earth to
explode" because it would help the GOP retake the White House.
Mr. Limbaugh elaborated on his planet explosion theory, explaining that if the
world blows up in the next four years "it will happen on Barack Obama's watch."
"Let's face it, the world exploding would be great for the GOP and Barack Obama
knows it," he said. "That's why he is doing everything in his power to keep
the planet from blowing up."
While asserting that he had his fingers crossed that the planet would detonate
sometime in the next four years, he said that there were other scenarios he
found equally appealing.
"If the population of the U.S. was suddenly afflicted with plagues, locusts and
open sores, that would be fantastic for the Republican Party," he said. "I'm
rooting for all of those things to happen."
In an appearance on CNN, Republican National Committee chair Michael Steele
seemed to distance himself somewhat from Mr. Limbaugh's remarks, telling Wolf
Blitzer, "Rush is a great entertainer who just wants to make people laugh, like
Bobby Jindal."
Hedging a little, Mr. Steele insisted that despite perceived differences, he
and Mr. Limbaugh are on the same page: "Rush is rooting for me to fail, and I
am in fact failing."
© Andy Borowitz
borowitzreport.com
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The Fairness Doctrine
http://cagle.com/working/090227/grondahl.jpg
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"I'm sorry Limbaugh called for harsh sentences for drug addicts while he was a
drug addict. I'm also sorry that he's bent on seeing America fail. And I'm
sorry that Limbaugh is one sorry excuse for a human being."
- Rep Alan Grayson [D-FL]
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Stay In Line!
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/ta/2009/ta090304.gif
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A leading question from a crappy pollster....
Rasmussen:
Just 11% of Republicans Say Limbaugh Is Their Party's Leader
http://tinyurl.com/bwxq3q
Despite efforts by the Obama political team and its surrogates to link Rush
Limbaugh to the Republican Party, just 11% of GOP voters say the conservative
radio commentator is the party's leader.
Eighty-one percent (81%) of Republican voters disagree and 8% are undecided in
a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey. ...
.. For this topic, respondents were asked if they agreed or disagreed with the
statement, "Rush Limbaugh is the leader of the Republican Party. He says jump,
and they say how high." ...
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Ditto....
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/tmdwa/2009/tmdwa090303.gif
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"We believe that the preamble to the Constitution contains an inarguable truth
that we are all endowed by our creator with certain inalienable rights, among
them life. Liberty, Freedom. And the pursuit of happiness."
- Rush Limbaugh, March 1, 2009
Recipient of CPAC's Defender of the Constitution Award
(CPAC = Conservative Political Action Conference)
BZZZZZZZZZZZTT!!!! Wrong answer, Mr. Know-it-all Limbaugh!!!
"Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" comes from the Declaration of
Independence, NOT the preamble to the Constitution!!!
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WHO DARES TO DISTURB THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?!?
Hey, look, there's a druggie with a big mouth and no idea what he's talking
about behind the curtain!!
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Hurray! Arrgh!
http://www.credoaction.com/comics/2009/03/hurray_arrgh.html
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Rush Limbaugh.... an oxymoron on oxycontin.
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Steele Trap? GOP Fears Grow
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/19588.html
A month after Michael Steele became the first African-American chairman of the
Republican National Committee, key party leaders are worried that the GOP has
made a costly mistake -- one that will make it even harder for them to take
back power from the dominant Democratic Party.
Steadily becoming a dependable punch line, Steele has brushed back Rush
Limbaugh, threatened moderate Republican senators, offered the "friggin'
awesome" Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal some "slum love," called civil unions
"crazy" and promised more outreach to "urban-suburban hip-hop settings" via an
"off the hook" public relations campaign.
He even threw a shout-out to "one-armed midgets."
That's in just 30 days on the job -- and that's just the PR part.
On the organizational side, Steele does not have a chief of staff, a political
director, a finance director or a communications director. Last week, one of
the two men sharing the job of interim finance director was forced to resign.
For now, "the fourth floor," as the RNC's executive suite is known, is being
run by a pair of consultants. ...
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That's not true, he does have a communications director.... his name is Rush
Limbaugh.
And he has a political director, too. That's also Rush Limbaugh.
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It Sounds Better....
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/bs/2009/bs090303.gif
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"If I were chairman of the Republican Party, given the state that it's in, I
would quit."
- Rush Limbaugh
Well, there you have it.... Rush Limbaugh is a quitter.
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BREAKING NEWS from PNN.news.com
-- OxyContin fires Rush Limbaugh as national spokesman; according to the
president of Oxycontin, and I quote: "It just got to the point that Rush was
starting to give psychotic delusions a bad name."
(via satiricalpolitical.com)
PNN:
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