Bill!,
Cripes, dang it all, Bill!, I WISH you *would* preach, already.
I'm all ears. Could stand some preaching. Or sit.
If you don't, I will...
...but only if asked, and only if someone suggests a Topic.
I'll keep it brief -- you know ME -- 2000 words, for compensation to my
favorite charity at 50 cents (U.S.) per word (I do not accept Australian monies
unless they contain pictures of Kangaroos, Wallabies, or Eucalyptus; I also
accept Boomerangs, provided they do not return to Australia. No Didgeridoos,
especially if made of Poly Vinyl Chloride pipe: we have those knock-offs here,
made in China; they sound "shitty", like my plumbing. Wood Didgeridoos only,
from Outback timber).
When (someone's) ready, I'll post my PayPal account details.
When I note that my account has been funded, I'll preach. Just once.
Keep in mind that this is therefore a Once-in-a-Lifetime opportunity (for me to
score a cool Grand).
It is a matter of record that Shakyamuni's Flower Sermon was compensated at a
rate of 100 Quintillion Rupees per WORD (which was a lot of money, in those
days).
He didn't get a PENNY!
THAT'S what made Mahakashyapa smile. You heard it here first.
If you like, I'll preach about THAT.
Aww-w; but the cat is now out of the bag.
--Joe
> "Bill!" <BillSmart@...> wrote:
>
> Merle,
>
> I'm not preaching, I'm responding to questions...Bill!
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