I had to look that one up - this is quite the Scorpionland culture!
Glasgow Kiss
It usually occurs when someone usually English or from Edinburgh annoys the
indigenous Glaswegian. The indigenous Glaswegian will take offence at
Englander/Edinbugger and swiftly head butt (Kiss) him usually causing the
minimum damage of a broken nose, in some extreme cases a Glasgow Kiss has been
fatal but for it to be that lethal the recipient has to be an ultra-effeminate
Bag of Shite and from Kent, England.
Not to be confused with a Dundee kiss which usually ends up with the male
recipient shacking up with a bleach blonde, 300 pound, mountainous single
mother of 6 Dundonian with a Bucket Minge who will happily provide any Sexually
Transmitted Disease or illegal narcotic whether the male wants them or not as
well as ballooning to 350 pounds during pregnancy with mewling cabbage number
7, Although she will be only around 21 years of age when giving birth to her
7th mutant Ned.
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On Sat, 3/1/14, salyavin808 <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
Subject: [FairfieldLife] RE: Stella's at it again
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Date: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 8:09 PM
To continue the cultural lessons, a headbut is also
known as a Glaswegian kiss.
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <mjackson74@...>
wrote:
I bet he had a
pint of Stella Artois before that game.
Alan Pardew faces a hefty fine and a significant touchline
ban after the Newcastle United manager lost control on the
touchline and head-butted the Hull City midfielder David
Meylerduring his side's 4-1 win at the KC Stadium on
Saturday. The manager was sent to the stands by the referee,
Kevin Friend, in the 72nd minute of the Premier League match
at the KC Stadium.
