> 6. People who don't flush the toilet. It is simple, we all know how they
> work, use it. I am 100% sure no one wants to see the giant log you just
> dropped off. In fact, if you do it again, I will break into your house and
> leave an "upper decker" in your bathroom. An upper decker is where you take
> a dump on the top of the tank and let it sit there. You want that? I don't,
> flush the damn toilet you barn animal.

It'd be meaner to crap on the bit of the seat that completely covers the
bowl.  You could call it 'staduim seating' or something.

> 10. Jochem's RFP references. How the fuck does one person know these off the
> top of his head. Is he the RFP captain? Christ almighty, I want to know your
> secret... everytime you post one I go read it and it is pretty interesting.
> How do you find the time to read and understand all these? Do you actually
> have these memorized or do you have them bookmarked? I am really amazed at
> the depth of knowledge he has... I am just dumfounded as to how he spits off
> the numbers so fast! :-)

That's right!  Get angry!  Remember, RFP stands for Request for
Pounding!  RFP #27234b:  Hulk Smash!

--Ben


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