The following meassge was not posted by me, but my someone else who looks
just like me but is a vulgar, chauvanistic bastard living in a fantasy land
with nothing better to do and has severe sexual issues.
<cf_tasteless>
Plan:
Step 1. Wait for supreme court to remove ban on gay sex.
Step 2. Figuire out a way to become a hot woman.
Step 3. Seduce Milla Jovovich and Kim Smith into hot girl-girl-girl
action
Step 4. Record everything.
Step 5. Profit.
Step 6. Figuire out a way to turn back into a man.
Step 7. Profit some more.
Step 8. Retain 50% of post tax earnings after divorce.
Step 9. Retire with Milla and Kim, who both profess to loving each
other and myself equally.
Step 10. Die a happy, happy, happy, happy old man at the ripe age of
99.
</cf_tasteless>
As you can see, I am stuck between step one and two. My strategy was to
already be on three by this time. My goatee is getting in the way of
becoming a hot chick. That and my hairy ass. It is imperative that I
complete step 2 though, because Milla and Kim will respond better to the
overtures from a hot chick than a balding 35 year old web developer with a
car full of smelly hockey gear. But I must calm myself, because it was just
this morning that I hadn't figuired a way past step one.....
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