I think you could just skip most of it and profit from selling the services of a machine that can do instant and reversible sex changes.
-Kevin > -----Original Message----- > From: John Stanley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 1:22 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: That Boy Ain't Right (was: Supreme Court Rulings) > > > The following meassge was not posted by me, but my someone > else who looks just like me but is a vulgar, chauvanistic > bastard living in a fantasy land with nothing better to do > and has severe sexual issues. > > <cf_tasteless> > Plan: > Step 1. Wait for supreme court to remove ban on gay sex. > Step 2. Figuire out a way to become a hot woman. > Step 3. Seduce Milla Jovovich and Kim Smith into hot > girl-girl-girl action > Step 4. Record everything. > Step 5. Profit. > Step 6. Figuire out a way to turn back into a man. > Step 7. Profit some more. > Step 8. Retain 50% of post tax earnings after divorce. > Step 9. Retire with Milla and Kim, who both profess to > loving each > other and myself equally. > Step 10. Die a happy, happy, happy, happy old man at > the ripe age of 99. </cf_tasteless> > > As you can see, I am stuck between step one and two. My > strategy was to already be on three by this time. My goatee > is getting in the way of becoming a hot chick. That and my > hairy ass. It is imperative that I complete step 2 though, > because Milla and Kim will respond better to the overtures > from a hot chick than a balding 35 year old web developer > with a car full of smelly hockey gear. But I must calm > myself, because it was just this morning that I hadn't > figuired a way past step one..... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. http://www.cfhosting.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
