HAHAH ----- Original Message ----- From: "John Stanley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 2:22 PM Subject: That Boy Ain't Right (was: Supreme Court Rulings)
> The following meassge was not posted by me, but my someone else who looks > just like me but is a vulgar, chauvanistic bastard living in a fantasy land > with nothing better to do and has severe sexual issues. > > <cf_tasteless> > Plan: > Step 1. Wait for supreme court to remove ban on gay sex. > Step 2. Figuire out a way to become a hot woman. > Step 3. Seduce Milla Jovovich and Kim Smith into hot girl-girl-girl > action > Step 4. Record everything. > Step 5. Profit. > Step 6. Figuire out a way to turn back into a man. > Step 7. Profit some more. > Step 8. Retain 50% of post tax earnings after divorce. > Step 9. Retire with Milla and Kim, who both profess to loving each > other and myself equally. > Step 10. Die a happy, happy, happy, happy old man at the ripe age of > 99. > </cf_tasteless> > > As you can see, I am stuck between step one and two. My strategy was to > already be on three by this time. My goatee is getting in the way of > becoming a hot chick. That and my hairy ass. It is imperative that I > complete step 2 though, because Milla and Kim will respond better to the > overtures from a hot chick than a balding 35 year old web developer with a > car full of smelly hockey gear. But I must calm myself, because it was just > this morning that I hadn't figuired a way past step one..... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
