Are you talking Latex overcoats here?
----- Original Message ----- From: "Kevin Graeme" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 1:54 PM Subject: RE: That Boy Ain't Right (was: Supreme Court Rulings) | I think you could just skip most of it and profit from selling the | services of a machine that can do instant and reversible sex changes. | | -Kevin | | > -----Original Message----- | > From: John Stanley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] | > Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 1:22 PM | > To: CF-Community | > Subject: That Boy Ain't Right (was: Supreme Court Rulings) | > | > | > The following meassge was not posted by me, but my someone | > else who looks just like me but is a vulgar, chauvanistic | > bastard living in a fantasy land with nothing better to do | > and has severe sexual issues. | > | > <cf_tasteless> | > Plan: | > Step 1. Wait for supreme court to remove ban on gay sex. | > Step 2. Figuire out a way to become a hot woman. | > Step 3. Seduce Milla Jovovich and Kim Smith into hot | > girl-girl-girl action | > Step 4. Record everything. | > Step 5. Profit. | > Step 6. Figuire out a way to turn back into a man. | > Step 7. Profit some more. | > Step 8. Retain 50% of post tax earnings after divorce. | > Step 9. Retire with Milla and Kim, who both profess to | > loving each | > other and myself equally. | > Step 10. Die a happy, happy, happy, happy old man at | > the ripe age of 99. </cf_tasteless> | > | > As you can see, I am stuck between step one and two. My | > strategy was to already be on three by this time. My goatee | > is getting in the way of becoming a hot chick. That and my | > hairy ass. It is imperative that I complete step 2 though, | > because Milla and Kim will respond better to the overtures | > from a hot chick than a balding 35 year old web developer | > with a car full of smelly hockey gear. But I must calm | > myself, because it was just this morning that I hadn't | > figuired a way past step one..... | > | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Host with the leader in ColdFusion hosting. Voted #1 ColdFusion host by CF Developers. Offering shared and dedicated hosting options. www.cfxhosting.com/default.cfm?redirect=10481 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
