dude come to Florida for Spring break you'll get all the F-F-F action you want or even some F-F-F-M action too
If some poor bastard had to lop his prick off whenever he wanted to get a little FFF action lol ----- Original Message ----- From: "John Stanley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 3:01 PM Subject: RE: That Boy Ain't Right (was: Supreme Court Rulings) > Yes, but then I wont get hot girl-girl-girl action! > > -----Original Message----- > From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 2:55 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: That Boy Ain't Right (was: Supreme Court Rulings) > > > I think you could just skip most of it and profit from selling the > services of a machine that can do instant and reversible sex changes. > > -Kevin > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: John Stanley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 1:22 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: That Boy Ain't Right (was: Supreme Court Rulings) > > > > > > The following meassge was not posted by me, but my someone > > else who looks just like me but is a vulgar, chauvanistic > > bastard living in a fantasy land with nothing better to do > > and has severe sexual issues. > > > > <cf_tasteless> > > Plan: > > Step 1. Wait for supreme court to remove ban on gay sex. > > Step 2. Figuire out a way to become a hot woman. > > Step 3. Seduce Milla Jovovich and Kim Smith into hot > > girl-girl-girl action > > Step 4. Record everything. > > Step 5. Profit. > > Step 6. Figuire out a way to turn back into a man. > > Step 7. Profit some more. > > Step 8. Retain 50% of post tax earnings after divorce. > > Step 9. Retire with Milla and Kim, who both profess to > > loving each > > other and myself equally. > > Step 10. Die a happy, happy, happy, happy old man at > > the ripe age of 99. </cf_tasteless> > > > > As you can see, I am stuck between step one and two. My > > strategy was to already be on three by this time. My goatee > > is getting in the way of becoming a hot chick. That and my > > hairy ass. It is imperative that I complete step 2 though, > > because Milla and Kim will respond better to the overtures > > from a hot chick than a balding 35 year old web developer > > with a car full of smelly hockey gear. But I must calm > > myself, because it was just this morning that I hadn't > > figuired a way past step one..... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
