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From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, February 02, 2004 1:02 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: What country?
John -
Your political and personal views not only do not conform to the
platform of one of the two major political parties in this country, but
fly against the stated beliefs of the President. Obviously, you hate
America, and love terrorists. Please report to your nearest Enemy
Combatant Processing Station for interrogation.
- Jim
John Stanley wrote:
>Maybe I need to move. I'm looking for the following qualities of a country
>and it's people. Anyone have any suggestions?
>
>1. No government -- religious intercourse (ie, In god we trust, God Bless
>America, etc)
>2. Sex is okay. Sex is funny and not something to be hidden.
>3. It is not France.
>4. The people do not speak French, or have never been a French colony.
>5. There are more than two major political parties.(or one masquerading as
>two)
>6. Pot is legal.
>7. Handguns are illegal.
>8. Abortion is illegal (except for mommies health and rape/incest of
course)
>9. Capital punishment is legal and practiced regularly.
>10. Frivolous lawsuits are illegal.
>11. The environment matters.
>12. Hunting of wild animals is illegal, unless by painball gun (okay, not
>really)
>13. Catch/release fishing is okay.
>14. All nationalities/ethnicities/creeds are recognized as one race, the
>human race.
>15. Those serving in the military can have a beer, no matter their age.
>16. Hummers are outlawed. (The trucks of course, the other is encouraged).
>
>
>I'm sure I am forgetting some, but this is a good enough list to narrow
down
>the field.
>
>John
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