Dana
>Do they have snacks there? I am very hungry for snacks.
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Sent: Monday, February 02, 2004 1:02 PM
>To: CF-Community
>Subject: Re: What country?
>
>
>John -
>
>Your political and personal views not only do not conform to the
>platform of one of the two major political parties in this country, but
>fly against the stated beliefs of the President. Obviously, you hate
>America, and love terrorists. Please report to your nearest Enemy
>Combatant Processing Station for interrogation.
>
>- Jim
>
>John Stanley wrote:
>
>>Maybe I need to move. I'm looking for the following qualities of a country
>>and it's people. Anyone have any suggestions?
>>
>>1. No government -- religious intercourse (ie, In god we trust, God Bless
>>America, etc)
>>2. Sex is okay. Sex is funny and not something to be hidden.
>>3. It is not France.
>>4. The people do not speak French, or have never been a French colony.
>>5. There are more than two major political parties.(or one masquerading as
>>two)
>>6. Pot is legal.
>>7. Handguns are illegal.
>>8. Abortion is illegal (except for mommies health and rape/incest of
>course)
>>9. Capital punishment is legal and practiced regularly.
>>10. Frivolous lawsuits are illegal.
>>11. The environment matters.
>>12. Hunting of wild animals is illegal, unless by painball gun (okay, not
>>really)
>>13. Catch/release fishing is okay.
>>14. All nationalities/ethnicities/creeds are recognized as one race, the
>>human race.
>>15. Those serving in the military can have a beer, no matter their age.
>>16. Hummers are outlawed. (The trucks of course, the other is encouraged).
>>
>>
>>I'm sure I am forgetting some, but this is a good enough list to narrow
>down
>>the field.
>>
>>John
>>
>>
>>
>>
> _____
>
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