You'd have to pre-arrange it with the manager though... What if he turned
out to be a really customer-service oriented guy and got you a new order
just to be a nice guy? Then you screwed! ;)

> You know what?  I just thought of something.  You actually could take her
> for lunch.  Order something hot.  You could then sit there and read
> newspaper or have a polite conversation about something else.  Then you
> could let her watch you argue the point with the manager for about 3 minutes
> before agreeing with the manager's point openly (loud enough for her to hear
> it).  Then you have something to talk about on the way back to the office.
>
> Here's the script:
>
> You say: "Excuse me, but I don't think I should have to pay for this food.
> It got cold while I was having my conversation."
>
> Manager says: "Well, did the food arrive at your table as you ordered it?"
>
> You say:  "Umm... Well... Yes it did."
>
> Manager says:  "Why didn't you eat it while it was hot?"
>
> You say:  "Umm... I was busy."
>
> Manager says:  "Well.  I appreciate your feelings, but it really isn't my
> problem that you failed to make your complaint before you ate your food.
> Nor is it my problem that you chose to let it get cold while you were having
> a discussion."
>
> You say:  "Well... I guess you are right.  It really isn't your fault that
> so much time passed and caused my food to get cold.  After all, I was able
> to eat it anyways."
>
> Then, when you leave the restaurant....
>
> You say: "I sure made a fool of myself, didn't I?"
>
> She says: "Yes, you sure did.  I would have never tried to argue your point.
> It really didn't have any merit."
>
> You say:  "AHA!!!! Gotcha you silly customer!"
>
> Ok, so I am just kidding with the last line.  Sue me. LOL
>
> Who knows? Perhaps she would recognize the scenario and pay you without you
> having to even ask again.
>
> Devilish plan, isn't it? hehehehe
>
> Dave
>
> 
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