>Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, 'I
>need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the other night,
>you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss', says
David.'I
>ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.'
>Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?' 'Oh,they're
fine,it's
>just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep and
>everything
> I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me head up.'
>'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie
>'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle
>the other day and.........'
>'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit because of a
>jigsaw?'
>'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head in!'says
>David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really
>easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I
>just
>can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and.........'
>'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and quick.'>
'Ok
>boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really easy
>on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I can't
do
>it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and it looks
>easy
>but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er... on the
>box..
>er.....sorry boss.'
>'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and let's have a
>look shall we. It can't be that difficult'.
>'Thanks boss.' says David.
>So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office. 'Here
>it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box, 'look
boss,it
>s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything but I just
>can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and
everything..'
>Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk.
>Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in his
>hands and says to Beckham...........
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