owne why on earth would you spend time looking at a horny camels dick. does that turn you one does it, does it, does it. you dirty old man!!!!!!! ----- Original Message ----- From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 3:34 PM Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> And yes indeed Tristan camels do have large dicks. After spending 5 minutes > looking up pictures of horny camels on google, I have come to the conclusion > that your exclamation is indicative of a clear camel fetish. All I did was > say that I had the *mind* of a camel though so please don't make any amorous > advances upon me as you will be rejected out of hand. Sorry to disappoint > you. > > O. > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "TRISTAN PHILLIP MITCHELL" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 3:22 PM > Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham > > > > what a dick > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 2:20 PM > > Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham > > > > > > > Listen cupcake, I may have the appearance of an innocent youth, but I > have > > > the mind of a very strange and wizened camel......... > > > > > > ;-� > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > Sent: Thursday, November 07, 2002 9:26 PM > > > Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hmm they say its always the old ones that r the best but wen the old > > ones > > > > come from the mouths of the young ones its just not the same!! > > > > > > > > confused yet!?! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham > > > > >Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 18:24:15 -0000 > > > > > > > > > >What did the banana say to the vibrator?? > > > > > > > > > >"I dunno what the fuck you're shaking for - she's gonna eat me > > > afterwards!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- > > > > >From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > >Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 7:57 PM > > > > >Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, 'I > > > > > > >need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the > other > > > > >night, > > > > > > >you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss', > says > > > > > > David.'I > > > > > > >ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.' > > > > > > >Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?' 'Oh,they're > > > > > > fine,it's > > > > > > >just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep and > > > > > > >everything > > > > > > > I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me > > head > > > > >up.' > > > > > > >'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie > > > > > > >'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw > puzzle > > > > > > >the other day and.........' > > > > > > >'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit because of a > > > > > > >jigsaw?' > > > > > > >'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head > > > > >in!'says > > > > > > >David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it > looks > > > > >really > > > > > > >easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and everything > > but > > > I > > > > > > >just > > > > > > >can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and.........' > > > > > > >'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and > > > > >quick.'> > > > > > > 'Ok > > > > > > >boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks > > really > > > > >easy > > > > > > >on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but > I > > > > >can't > > > > > > do > > > > > > >it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and it > > > looks > > > > > > >easy > > > > > > >but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er... > on > > > the > > > > > > >box.. > > > > > > >er.....sorry boss.' > > > > > > >'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and let's > have > > a > > > > > > >look shall we. It can't be that difficult'. > > > > > > >'Thanks boss.' says David. > > > > > > >So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office. > 'Here > > > > > > >it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box, > 'look > > > > > > boss,it > > > > > > >s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything > but > > I > > > > >just > > > > > > >can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and > > > > > > everything..' > > > > > > >Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk. > > > > > > >Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in > his > > > > > > >hands and says to Beckham........... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > >'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box David'......... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > > > Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* > > > > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
