Listen cupcake, I may have the appearance of an innocent youth, but I have the mind of a very strange and wizened camel.........
;-� ----- Original Message ----- From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, November 07, 2002 9:26 PM Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham > > hmm they say its always the old ones that r the best but wen the old ones > come from the mouths of the young ones its just not the same!! > > confused yet!?! > > > > > > > >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham > >Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 18:24:15 -0000 > > > >What did the banana say to the vibrator?? > > > >"I dunno what the fuck you're shaking for - she's gonna eat me afterwards!" > > > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 7:57 PM > >Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, 'I > > > >need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the other > >night, > > > >you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss', says > > > David.'I > > > >ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.' > > > >Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?' 'Oh,they're > > > fine,it's > > > >just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep and > > > >everything > > > > I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me head > >up.' > > > >'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie > > > >'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle > > > >the other day and.........' > > > >'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit because of a > > > >jigsaw?' > > > >'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head > >in!'says > > > >David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it looks > >really > > > >easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I > > > >just > > > >can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and.........' > > > >'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and > >quick.'> > > > 'Ok > > > >boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really > >easy > > > >on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I > >can't > > > do > > > >it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and it looks > > > >easy > > > >but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er... on the > > > >box.. > > > >er.....sorry boss.' > > > >'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and let's have a > > > >look shall we. It can't be that difficult'. > > > >'Thanks boss.' says David. > > > >So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office. 'Here > > > >it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box, 'look > > > boss,it > > > >s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything but I > >just > > > >can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and > > > everything..' > > > >Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk. > > > >Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in his > > > >hands and says to Beckham........... > > > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >. > > > > > >'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box David'......... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail > >
