What did the banana say to the vibrator?? "I dunno what the fuck you're shaking for - she's gonna eat me afterwards!"
----- Original Message ----- From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 7:57 PM Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham > > > >Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, 'I > >need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the other night, > >you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss', says > David.'I > >ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.' > >Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?' 'Oh,they're > fine,it's > >just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep and > >everything > > I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me head up.' > >'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie > >'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle > >the other day and.........' > >'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit because of a > >jigsaw?' > >'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head in!'says > >David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really > >easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I > >just > >can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and.........' > >'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and quick.'> > 'Ok > >boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really easy > >on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I can't > do > >it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and it looks > >easy > >but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er... on the > >box.. > >er.....sorry boss.' > >'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and let's have a > >look shall we. It can't be that difficult'. > >'Thanks boss.' says David. > >So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office. 'Here > >it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box, 'look > boss,it > >s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything but I just > >can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and > everything..' > >Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk. > >Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in his > >hands and says to Beckham........... > > > > > > >. > > > >. > > > >. > > > >. > > > >. > > > >. > > > >. > > > >. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >. > > > >. > > > >. > > > >. > > > >. > > > >. > > > >'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box David'......... > > > > > > > > >
