twat! :-P
At 16:35 11/11/2002 +0000, you wrote:
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>we've had this convo b4 boyo-im not a pregnant fish!!
>;-p
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>>From: JORDAN BROWN <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>>Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 16:34:52 +0000
>>
>>nah she's a fukin twat! :-D
>>At 15:12 11/11/2002 +0000, you wrote:
>> >
>> >id watch wot ur callin me if i was u!!
>> >im definately not a cupcake!! ask ne1-im not that sweet!!
>> >u like a camel-y, got the humo have u??
>> >
>> >;-p
>> >
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>> >
>> >>From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> >>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> >>Date: Fri, 8 Nov 2002 14:20:26 -0000
>> >>
>> >>Listen cupcake, I may have the appearance of an innocent youth, but I
>>have
>> >>the mind of a very strange and wizened camel.........
>> >>
>> >>;-�
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>----- Original Message -----
>> >>From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> >>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> >>Sent: Thursday, November 07, 2002 9:26 PM
>> >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > hmm they say its always the old ones that r the best but wen the old
>> >>ones
>> >> > come from the mouths of the young ones its just not the same!!
>> >> >
>> >> > confused yet!?!
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> >> > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> >> > >Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 18:24:15 -0000
>> >> > >
>> >> > >What did the banana say to the vibrator??
>> >> > >
>> >> > >"I dunno what the fuck you're shaking for - she's gonna eat me
>> >>afterwards!"
>> >> > >
>> >> > >
>> >> > >
>> >> > >----- Original Message -----
>> >> > >From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> >> > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> >> > >Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 7:57 PM
>> >> > >Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> >> > >
>> >> > >
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > >Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says,
>>'I
>> >> > > > >need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the
>>other
>> >> > >night,
>> >> > > > >you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss',
>>says
>> >> > > > David.'I
>> >> > > > >ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.'
>> >> > > > >Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?'
>>'Oh,they're
>> >> > > > fine,it's
>> >> > > > >just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep
>>and
>> >> > > > >everything
>> >> > > > > I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me
>> >>head
>> >> > >up.'
>> >> > > > >'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie
>> >> > > > >'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw
>>puzzle
>> >> > > > >the other day and.........'
>> >> > > > >'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit because of a
>> >> > > > >jigsaw?'
>> >> > > > >'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head
>> >> > >in!'says
>> >> > > > >David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it
>>looks
>> >> > >really
>> >> > > > >easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and
>>everything
>> >>but
>> >>I
>> >> > > > >just
>> >> > > > >can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and.........'
>> >> > > > >'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and
>> >> > >quick.'>
>> >> > > > 'Ok
>> >> > > > >boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks
>> >>really
>> >> > >easy
>> >> > > > >on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but
>>I
>> >> > >can't
>> >> > > > do
>> >> > > > >it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and
>>it
>> >>looks
>> >> > > > >easy
>> >> > > > >but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er...
>>on
>> >>the
>> >> > > > >box..
>> >> > > > >er.....sorry boss.'
>> >> > > > >'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and let's
>>have
>> >>a
>> >> > > > >look shall we. It can't be that difficult'.
>> >> > > > >'Thanks boss.' says David.
>> >> > > > >So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office.
>>'Here
>> >> > > > >it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box,
>>'look
>> >> > > > boss,it
>> >> > > > >s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything
>>but
>> >>I
>> >> > >just
>> >> > > > >can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and
>> >> > > > everything..'
>> >> > > > >Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk.
>> >> > > > >Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in
>>his
>> >> > > > >hands and says to Beckham...........
>> >> > > > > >
>> >> > > > > > >.
>> >> > > > > > >.
>> >> > > > > > >.
>> >> > > > > > >.
>> >> > > > > > >.
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>> >> > > > > > >.
>> >> > > > > > >.
>> >> > > > > > >.
>> >> > > > > > >.
>> >> > > > > > >.
>> >> > > > > > >'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box David'.........
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > >
>> >> >
>> >> >
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