oi u cheeky ickle gremlin shut it urself!! lol
From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
Date: Fri, 8 Nov 2002 14:57:39 -0000
Shut up!
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From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, November 07, 2002 9:26 PM
Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
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> hmm they say its always the old ones that r the best but wen the old ones
> come from the mouths of the young ones its just not the same!!
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> confused yet!?!
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> >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> >Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 18:24:15 -0000
> >
> >What did the banana say to the vibrator??
> >
> >"I dunno what the fuck you're shaking for - she's gonna eat me
afterwards!"
> >
> >
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 7:57 PM
> >Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > >Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, 'I
> > > >need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the other
> >night,
> > > >you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss', says
> > > David.'I
> > > >ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.'
> > > >Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?' 'Oh,they're
> > > fine,it's
> > > >just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep and
> > > >everything
> > > > I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me head
> >up.'
> > > >'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie
> > > >'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle
> > > >the other day and.........'
> > > >'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit because of a
> > > >jigsaw?'
> > > >'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head
> >in!'says
> > > >David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it looks
> >really
> > > >easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but
I
> > > >just
> > > >can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and.........'
> > > >'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and
> >quick.'>
> > > 'Ok
> > > >boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really
> >easy
> > > >on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I
> >can't
> > > do
> > > >it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and it
looks
> > > >easy
> > > >but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er... on
the
> > > >box..
> > > >er.....sorry boss.'
> > > >'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and let's have a
> > > >look shall we. It can't be that difficult'.
> > > >'Thanks boss.' says David.
> > > >So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office. 'Here
> > > >it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box, 'look
> > > boss,it
> > > >s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything but I
> >just
> > > >can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and
> > > everything..'
> > > >Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk.
> > > >Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in his
> > > >hands and says to Beckham...........
> > > > >
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >.
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> > > > > >.
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> > > > > >.
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box David'.........
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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> > >
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