Definately At 09:24 20/11/2002 +0000, you wrote: >Dull twat! >At 21:16 19/11/2002 -0000, you wrote: >> uh ya think!?!? >>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch.......... >>im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!! ----- >>Original Message ----- From: Jake Halstead To: >>[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 9:17 PM >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama >> its OLD cez definately i reckon it started just afcter September 11 >>last year. Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>Homepage: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0 ----- Original Message >>----- From: Ceri-Ann Gilbert To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 7:50 PM Subject: Re: [Mwnci >>Chat] Osama >> thats an oooolllllllllllld one!! >>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch.......... >>im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!! >> ----- Original Message ----- From: OWEN MICHAEL >>LEONARD To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, November 18, >>2002 12:40 PM Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Osama >> Osama's AL QUIDA cave manners MEMO >> >>Hi guys. >>We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come >>together >>as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, >we >>can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few >>concerns: >> >>First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise >missiles, we >>should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to >>avoid >>excessive dust inhalation -- a health and safety issue -- so we >need to >>sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota .... >>have you? >>I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the >>halal toaster). >> >>Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm >>trying to >>scare the shit out of most of the world's population, okay? That >means >>that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the >>background >>or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks. >> >>Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote >>"Ossy" on >>the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea >>slices >>were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. >> >>Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must >distance >>ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant >>"Ossy >>Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks. >> >>Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SHAGS DONKEYS" on the group >>toilet >>wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving >>myself >>at the edge of the mountain. >> >>Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse >>that >>the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the >>edge of >>the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is > a >>grey area.) >> >>Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise >>trying >>to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. >>First >>patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave. >> >>Love you lots, Group Hug. Os. >> >>PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry >>bag. >>Cut it out, it's not funny anymore. >> >> >> >Jordan Brown >[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >
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