old ones are the best ones
At 19:50 19/11/2002 -0000, you wrote:
> thats an oooolllllllllllld one!!
>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch..........
>im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!! -----
>Original Message ----- From: OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD To:
>[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, November 18, 2002 12:40 PM
>Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
> Osama's AL QUIDA cave manners MEMO
>
>Hi guys.
>We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come
>together
>as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we
>can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:
>
>First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
>should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to
avoid
>excessive dust inhalation -- a health and safety issue -- so we need to
>sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota .... have
you?
>I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the
>halal toaster).
>
>Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying
to
>scare the shit out of most of the world's population, okay? That means
>that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the
background
>or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks.
>
>Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on
>the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices
>were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
>
>Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance
>ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant
"Ossy
>Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.
>
>Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SHAGS DONKEYS" on the group
toilet
>wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving
myself
>at the edge of the mountain.
>
>Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that
>the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of
>the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is a
>grey area.)
>
>Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise
trying
>to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them.
>First
>patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave.
>
>Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.
>
>PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag.
>Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.
>
Jordan Brown
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