in the "word" of tim- rotflmao
At 21:17 19/11/2002 -0000, you wrote:
> its OLD cez definately i reckon it started just afcter September 11
>last year. Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>Homepage: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0 ----- Original Message -----
>From: Ceri-Ann Gilbert To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday,
>November 19, 2002 7:50 PM Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
> thats an oooolllllllllllld one!!
>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch..........
>im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!!
>----- Original Message ----- From: OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, November 18, 2002 12:40 PM
> Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
> Osama's AL QUIDA cave manners MEMO
>
>Hi guys.
>We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come
>together
>as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we
>can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few
concerns:
>
>First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
>should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to
>avoid
>excessive dust inhalation -- a health and safety issue -- so we need to
>sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota .... have
>you?
>I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the
>halal toaster).
>
>Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm
>trying to
>scare the shit out of most of the world's population, okay? That means
>that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the
>background
>or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks.
>
>Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote
"Ossy" on
>the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea
slices
>were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
>
>Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance
>ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant
>"Ossy
>Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.
>
>Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SHAGS DONKEYS" on the group
>toilet
>wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving
>myself
>at the edge of the mountain.
>
>Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse
that
>the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the
edge of
>the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is a
>grey area.)
>
>Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise
>trying
>to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them.
First
>patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave.
>
>Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.
>
>PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry
bag.
>Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.
>
>
Jordan Brown
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