Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it. Expert Users - People who break other people's computers. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Conversation With Software Engineer Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation and then decide Yourself. Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - Oh God !forget it where's your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters. Wife - I will go to my dad’s house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer. Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx On Aug 30, 4:49 pm, "anurag barthwal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > *Lawyers · Engineers · St. Peter · God : - > > *An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his > dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place." > > So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, > the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts > designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air > conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty > popular guy. > > One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, > how's it going down there in hell?" > > Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and > flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is > going to come up with next." > > God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should > never have gotten down there; send him up here." > > Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm > keeping him." > > God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." > > Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you > going to get a lawyer?" > > * * * * * * --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "English Learner's Cafe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/english_learners?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
